sometimes i get REALLY sleepy - like ‘time to go to bed’ level sleepy
November 25, 2025 at 7:36 PM
sometimes i get REALLY sleepy - like ‘time to go to bed’ level sleepy
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We’re just normal men
November 25, 2025 at 11:13 AM
We’re just normal men
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You know how there are some historical reenactment museum areas where you can go and see people dressed old timey churning butter and making horseshoes? There should be one that's a bar and kids can go listen to reenactors complain about their city's sports teams from different decades
November 24, 2025 at 10:44 PM
You know how there are some historical reenactment museum areas where you can go and see people dressed old timey churning butter and making horseshoes? There should be one that's a bar and kids can go listen to reenactors complain about their city's sports teams from different decades
i never did remember why i went into my living room that one time
November 24, 2025 at 9:54 PM
i never did remember why i went into my living room that one time
this year i’m cooking a turkey naturally, with my body heat
November 23, 2025 at 5:29 PM
this year i’m cooking a turkey naturally, with my body heat
there’s an old la-z-boy recliner on the sidewalk with a sign that says “FREE - FULL OF SPIDERS” - appears to be in good condition otherwise
November 21, 2025 at 7:59 PM
there’s an old la-z-boy recliner on the sidewalk with a sign that says “FREE - FULL OF SPIDERS” - appears to be in good condition otherwise
arriving for a first date in a moving truck filled with all your stuff
November 20, 2025 at 9:45 PM
arriving for a first date in a moving truck filled with all your stuff
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clear eyes, full heart, lost my glasses, peed myself
January 18, 2025 at 11:12 PM
clear eyes, full heart, lost my glasses, peed myself
going through some of my crap post-moving & ran across these old ticket stubs this morning… letting a 5 year-old in to see the jesus lizard seems crazy now, but it was a different time ;)
November 19, 2025 at 6:58 PM
going through some of my crap post-moving & ran across these old ticket stubs this morning… letting a 5 year-old in to see the jesus lizard seems crazy now, but it was a different time ;)
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rubbing my face to spread the squalene oils naturally secreted by the skin under my fur; it's adorable and increasing my buoyancy 👍
December 13, 2024 at 4:54 PM
rubbing my face to spread the squalene oils naturally secreted by the skin under my fur; it's adorable and increasing my buoyancy 👍
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accidentally said “now that’s the good stuff” while relieving myself at the urinal
November 18, 2025 at 11:52 PM
accidentally said “now that’s the good stuff” while relieving myself at the urinal
healthy foods can cloud your fashion sense, use caution
November 18, 2025 at 6:17 PM
healthy foods can cloud your fashion sense, use caution
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mods are asleep post clear sandwich
December 11, 2023 at 5:11 PM
mods are asleep post clear sandwich
i think i’d like to eat dinner inside one of the pyramids
November 17, 2025 at 2:42 AM
i think i’d like to eat dinner inside one of the pyramids
shorthair calico - the official cat of the national football league
November 16, 2025 at 10:34 PM
shorthair calico - the official cat of the national football league
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If there’s one thing sportscasters love, it’s to actually have spoken with this player yesterday
January 1, 2025 at 9:54 PM
If there’s one thing sportscasters love, it’s to actually have spoken with this player yesterday
taking a deep breath and, for the last time, politely asking a bug to get off my face
November 15, 2025 at 6:35 PM
taking a deep breath and, for the last time, politely asking a bug to get off my face
sports bras are 4-dimensional objects
November 15, 2025 at 1:42 AM
sports bras are 4-dimensional objects
“virginia is for lovers,” whispers a voice from the floor vent
November 13, 2025 at 7:10 PM
“virginia is for lovers,” whispers a voice from the floor vent
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drawing a line in the sand. and then another line. and then a kinda dome shape. and then the nutsack
December 17, 2024 at 11:12 AM
drawing a line in the sand. and then another line. and then a kinda dome shape. and then the nutsack
the perfect dump, on display at the smithsonian
November 13, 2025 at 1:44 AM
the perfect dump, on display at the smithsonian
team mascot trying to commit suicide with a t-shirt cannon
November 12, 2025 at 9:22 PM
team mascot trying to commit suicide with a t-shirt cannon
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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
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My therapist said I should try crying. Too bad I’m such a big tough man 🤷🏻♂️
May 18, 2025 at 12:22 AM
My therapist said I should try crying. Too bad I’m such a big tough man 🤷🏻♂️
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Was really struck by what a lovely inspiring exercise this is, like a primary school version of Mary Oliver’s Instructions for living a life
Pay attention.
Be astonished.
Tell about it
Pay attention.
Be astonished.
Tell about it
November 10, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Was really struck by what a lovely inspiring exercise this is, like a primary school version of Mary Oliver’s Instructions for living a life
Pay attention.
Be astonished.
Tell about it
Pay attention.
Be astonished.
Tell about it