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Black Lives Matter | wear a mask!!

🚫no AI anything whatsoever, keep that shit away from me🚫

pls use alt text
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how about we take just one minute together? :)
frankly, that's what i get for finally mopping last week!!
January 19, 2026 at 4:30 PM
calmly having a donut :)
January 19, 2026 at 4:04 PM
well, just went downstairs and kitchen and living room are flooded 😂
January 19, 2026 at 3:06 PM
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My belfry my rules
January 19, 2026 at 5:31 AM
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Ice cubes are actually the coldest thing in nature. The coldest cubes, too.
January 19, 2026 at 10:30 AM
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honey sit down for a minute, we need to talk

im sorry u caught ur father and i doing it 'bozo style' yesterday
December 16, 2025 at 5:05 PM
thinkin about thos beans
getting my world absolutely rocked by some baked beans ong
January 18, 2026 at 9:19 PM
the highlight of this film is all the actors' visible lash-glue
January 18, 2026 at 9:12 PM
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a poster creates their own reality
January 18, 2026 at 8:28 PM
i was like "wait is that lorenzo lamas," and it was
January 18, 2026 at 9:02 PM
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Hi. I have to ask for help. I don’t have rent after my expenses for this month and my electric bill is also due. I have done everything I can to avoid asking for help but I feel left with no further options.

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January 18, 2026 at 8:50 PM
January 18, 2026 at 7:54 PM
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In a pub called The Creaking Arse, where all the chairs are as loud as can be
January 18, 2026 at 5:10 PM
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columbo has some issues to raise with u
January 18, 2026 at 3:25 AM
the machine allowed it
January 18, 2026 at 2:00 AM
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Carpet! The Musical!
January 18, 2026 at 1:26 AM
secret passageway that leads right behind the toilet
January 18, 2026 at 1:03 AM
chicken casino
January 18, 2026 at 1:01 AM
microsoft paint paisley
January 18, 2026 at 12:58 AM
god bless the people of deviantart honestly
January 18, 2026 at 12:55 AM
getting my world absolutely rocked by some baked beans ong
January 18, 2026 at 12:55 AM
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taking my microwave down to the river to wash it against the rocks
May 16, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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all McDonald’s signs have hidden arrowslits so the Golden Archers can defend the restaurant during a siege
January 17, 2026 at 7:25 PM
@spamps.bsky.social hope ur back is getting better; here's a fresh Robo from this morning
January 17, 2026 at 6:23 PM
@gibbet-cage.bsky.social jonquil catchup sesh, sorry
January 17, 2026 at 1:51 PM