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Black Lives Matter | wear a mask!!

🚫no AI anything whatsoever, keep that shit away from me🚫

pls use alt text
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how about we take just one minute together? :)
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honey sit down for a minute, we need to talk

im sorry u caught ur father and i doing it 'bozo style' yesterday
December 16, 2025 at 5:05 PM
thinkin about thos beans
getting my world absolutely rocked by some baked beans ong
January 18, 2026 at 9:19 PM
the highlight of this film is all the actors' visible lash-glue
January 18, 2026 at 9:12 PM
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a poster creates their own reality
January 18, 2026 at 8:28 PM
i was like "wait is that lorenzo lamas," and it was
January 18, 2026 at 9:02 PM
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Hi. I have to ask for help. I don’t have rent after my expenses for this month and my electric bill is also due. I have done everything I can to avoid asking for help but I feel left with no further options.

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January 18, 2026 at 8:50 PM
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In a pub called The Creaking Arse, where all the chairs are as loud as can be
January 18, 2026 at 5:10 PM
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columbo has some issues to raise with u
January 18, 2026 at 3:25 AM
the machine allowed it
January 18, 2026 at 2:00 AM
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Carpet! The Musical!
January 18, 2026 at 1:26 AM
secret passageway that leads right behind the toilet
January 18, 2026 at 1:03 AM
chicken casino
January 18, 2026 at 1:01 AM
microsoft paint paisley
January 18, 2026 at 12:58 AM
god bless the people of deviantart honestly
January 18, 2026 at 12:55 AM
getting my world absolutely rocked by some baked beans ong
January 18, 2026 at 12:55 AM
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taking my microwave down to the river to wash it against the rocks
May 16, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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all McDonald’s signs have hidden arrowslits so the Golden Archers can defend the restaurant during a siege
January 17, 2026 at 7:25 PM
@spamps.bsky.social hope ur back is getting better; here's a fresh Robo from this morning
January 17, 2026 at 6:23 PM
@gibbet-cage.bsky.social jonquil catchup sesh, sorry
January 17, 2026 at 1:51 PM
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Prince jonquil was so in his cups last night. he tried to dap up his grandfather’s old suit of armour as he left the feasting hall
February 26, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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is poog FDA approved
January 17, 2026 at 8:36 AM
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the secret to intelligence is books

-the wise librarian
January 17, 2026 at 10:28 AM
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The curse of the jade hotdog
January 17, 2026 at 10:29 AM