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in every prestige tv series purporting to be a pastoral showing how we all have little secrets there's always one dude who's fucked a child and no you are 100% qualified as well as obligated to judge that regardless of your petty infidelity or financial improprieties
November 27, 2025 at 6:38 PM
in every prestige tv series purporting to be a pastoral showing how we all have little secrets there's always one dude who's fucked a child and no you are 100% qualified as well as obligated to judge that regardless of your petty infidelity or financial improprieties
roasted wheat gluten in slime with tiny potatoes onions root vegetables and a broadchurch rewatch
November 27, 2025 at 6:06 PM
roasted wheat gluten in slime with tiny potatoes onions root vegetables and a broadchurch rewatch
all my beloved holiday posts about getting pissed on by cats with urinary track infections and children cruelly mocking me got lost to me forgetting to log back in on twitter know that i mourn with you
November 27, 2025 at 3:46 PM
all my beloved holiday posts about getting pissed on by cats with urinary track infections and children cruelly mocking me got lost to me forgetting to log back in on twitter know that i mourn with you
i relish the fraught exclamations of delight on tofurky boxes "yum!" it cries while everyone knows you don't actually taste good tofurky it's like a band thanking you for being such a big fan but you've just known each other forever and you're also an alcoholic
November 27, 2025 at 3:29 PM
i relish the fraught exclamations of delight on tofurky boxes "yum!" it cries while everyone knows you don't actually taste good tofurky it's like a band thanking you for being such a big fan but you've just known each other forever and you're also an alcoholic
andy williams starts to sound like he wants to fight after a certain point during happy holidays
November 27, 2025 at 3:17 PM
andy williams starts to sound like he wants to fight after a certain point during happy holidays
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Small dour boy in all black feeds biscuit to evil goat in 1655. No good ending forecast for this lad! By Anthonie Palamedesz, whose day is today.
November 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Small dour boy in all black feeds biscuit to evil goat in 1655. No good ending forecast for this lad! By Anthonie Palamedesz, whose day is today.
freshbottom requiem
November 26, 2025 at 5:27 PM
freshbottom requiem
nobody wants to smell your rash in november
November 26, 2025 at 3:04 PM
nobody wants to smell your rash in november
it's great that it's 60° outside in new england the day before thanksgiving you get to watch all the unprepared people with burning itchy crotches from heat rashes try not to scratch themselves at the christmas tree lot
November 26, 2025 at 2:35 PM
it's great that it's 60° outside in new england the day before thanksgiving you get to watch all the unprepared people with burning itchy crotches from heat rashes try not to scratch themselves at the christmas tree lot
when you lose your hair it would be nice if sometimes you grew a big cuticle over your scalp like your penis does if you're circumcised
November 26, 2025 at 2:20 PM
when you lose your hair it would be nice if sometimes you grew a big cuticle over your scalp like your penis does if you're circumcised
gotta quit falling asleep at 4 in the afternoon and waking at 4 am
November 26, 2025 at 9:58 AM
gotta quit falling asleep at 4 in the afternoon and waking at 4 am
explaining to my friend that activity on socials is no indicator of interest in being approached irl today in the year of our lord two thousand twenty-five
November 25, 2025 at 7:33 PM
explaining to my friend that activity on socials is no indicator of interest in being approached irl today in the year of our lord two thousand twenty-five
i looked at that lee harvey oswald tiny hat tweet and was really unnerved at how similar i felt we look but then i realized it was just that he'd had the shit kicked out of him
November 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
i looked at that lee harvey oswald tiny hat tweet and was really unnerved at how similar i felt we look but then i realized it was just that he'd had the shit kicked out of him
i love how instagram forever exists in a just born yesterday state like i saw footage of the pixies playing where is my mind live and the caption went on and on about steve albini's massive contribution to surfer rosa which everyone knows came down to turning the equipment on and bilous contempt
November 25, 2025 at 2:53 PM
i love how instagram forever exists in a just born yesterday state like i saw footage of the pixies playing where is my mind live and the caption went on and on about steve albini's massive contribution to surfer rosa which everyone knows came down to turning the equipment on and bilous contempt
tiny posts for no one
November 25, 2025 at 2:48 PM
tiny posts for no one
AGENT: so i told them i didn't know if you'd be into this but hasbro wanted to know if you were interested in writing the little g.i. joe character bio for
STEPHEN KING (shirtless, face covered in custard pie levels of cocaine): I ALREADY KNOW HIM HIS NAME IS DICK CRYSTAL HE CAN READ THE ARMY'S MIND
STEPHEN KING (shirtless, face covered in custard pie levels of cocaine): I ALREADY KNOW HIM HIS NAME IS DICK CRYSTAL HE CAN READ THE ARMY'S MIND
November 25, 2025 at 2:47 PM
AGENT: so i told them i didn't know if you'd be into this but hasbro wanted to know if you were interested in writing the little g.i. joe character bio for
STEPHEN KING (shirtless, face covered in custard pie levels of cocaine): I ALREADY KNOW HIM HIS NAME IS DICK CRYSTAL HE CAN READ THE ARMY'S MIND
STEPHEN KING (shirtless, face covered in custard pie levels of cocaine): I ALREADY KNOW HIM HIS NAME IS DICK CRYSTAL HE CAN READ THE ARMY'S MIND
i'm always like "damn i'm so depressed i'm not even posting" and then i open the site and see that yesterday i posted 37 times about how disgusting my privates are
November 25, 2025 at 11:35 AM
i'm always like "damn i'm so depressed i'm not even posting" and then i open the site and see that yesterday i posted 37 times about how disgusting my privates are
they stopped including the disgustingly delicious brownie with the tofurky roast box and since then all joy has been sapped from earth
November 24, 2025 at 10:54 PM
they stopped including the disgustingly delicious brownie with the tofurky roast box and since then all joy has been sapped from earth
nw blossoms shanghai
November 24, 2025 at 10:19 PM
nw blossoms shanghai
impregnatin my clone
November 24, 2025 at 7:31 PM
impregnatin my clone
who called it being renfield and not the bearer of vlad news
November 24, 2025 at 6:44 PM
who called it being renfield and not the bearer of vlad news
oh my god i think i just saw a mediation on loss in the corner
November 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM
oh my god i think i just saw a mediation on loss in the corner
watching the latest adventure of the conjuring perverts
November 24, 2025 at 2:18 PM
watching the latest adventure of the conjuring perverts