We do not run a Seinfeld household. You can't just "drop by". We are working in our underwear and can't deal with your weird Elaine/George/Kramer energy. You're crazy.
November 25, 2025 at 4:18 PM
We do not run a Seinfeld household. You can't just "drop by". We are working in our underwear and can't deal with your weird Elaine/George/Kramer energy. You're crazy.
I don't know what it is but i have seen the phrase "pokemon nuzlocke challenge" and what if it's the Nuzzilocke challenge and you have to beat pokemon with only Koffing and Weezing? Is that anything? Because they look haggard, sound like shit, and are stinky, toxic lil uggos
November 25, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I don't know what it is but i have seen the phrase "pokemon nuzlocke challenge" and what if it's the Nuzzilocke challenge and you have to beat pokemon with only Koffing and Weezing? Is that anything? Because they look haggard, sound like shit, and are stinky, toxic lil uggos
They could have a foot-shaped smart phone. The toes could be little knobs or dials for volume or what ever. Use the knobs to "tune in" to the internet like an old-timey radio
November 24, 2025 at 9:59 PM
They could have a foot-shaped smart phone. The toes could be little knobs or dials for volume or what ever. Use the knobs to "tune in" to the internet like an old-timey radio
We're donating $2 a question
Stuck at parent-teacher conferences tonight, but can nonetheless reveal:
- current amount: $3,153 (¡!)
- 32 organizations (three more Clark pics!)
- in 20 states and territories (+Oregon, +DC) (two more Minnie pics!)
Under $200 left to make me read a poem on stream! Can we make it happen tonight?
- current amount: $3,153 (¡!)
- 32 organizations (three more Clark pics!)
- in 20 states and territories (+Oregon, +DC) (two more Minnie pics!)
Under $200 left to make me read a poem on stream! Can we make it happen tonight?
November 24, 2025 at 8:38 PM
We're donating $2 a question
I guess this type of stuff is hot
November 24, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I guess this type of stuff is hot
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The toilet is middle class
Toilet accessories (brushes, chemical cleaners) are the working class and the poor
The ruling class is The One Who Shits and their sycophants are the toilet paper
Toilet accessories (brushes, chemical cleaners) are the working class and the poor
The ruling class is The One Who Shits and their sycophants are the toilet paper
November 23, 2025 at 4:09 PM
The toilet is middle class
Toilet accessories (brushes, chemical cleaners) are the working class and the poor
The ruling class is The One Who Shits and their sycophants are the toilet paper
Toilet accessories (brushes, chemical cleaners) are the working class and the poor
The ruling class is The One Who Shits and their sycophants are the toilet paper
Thinking of finally gettig around to watching that new movie everyone's talking about (Elizabeth, 1998)
November 23, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Thinking of finally gettig around to watching that new movie everyone's talking about (Elizabeth, 1998)
Ok. Old guys are illegal now. If you're an Old Guy please report to your nearest prison
November 22, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Ok. Old guys are illegal now. If you're an Old Guy please report to your nearest prison
Is there a Daddani?
November 22, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Is there a Daddani?
We have been gifted our first air fryer. Now the tides change. We have been changed and the world will buckle beneath our feet
November 22, 2025 at 12:47 PM
We have been gifted our first air fryer. Now the tides change. We have been changed and the world will buckle beneath our feet
@extremelywet.bsky.social happy Birthday, Jezza!
November 21, 2025 at 7:02 PM
@extremelywet.bsky.social happy Birthday, Jezza!
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Putting the frozen turkey in a crate in the driveway to thaw “Miami Style”
November 21, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Putting the frozen turkey in a crate in the driveway to thaw “Miami Style”
In my work for the last 21 years "smh" means "sewer manhole" so my first thought when I see someone write "smh" that they are talking about sewers. It still works.
November 20, 2025 at 9:58 PM
In my work for the last 21 years "smh" means "sewer manhole" so my first thought when I see someone write "smh" that they are talking about sewers. It still works.
It's the week before Thanksgiving and I'm having to break out my fan again because I'm sweating in my office while a record high temp is being established for this day
November 20, 2025 at 4:24 PM
It's the week before Thanksgiving and I'm having to break out my fan again because I'm sweating in my office while a record high temp is being established for this day
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Hello, friends! I still haven't found another side gig to help pay my bills (wouldn't it be nice if one full-time job was enough?), so I've started listing some new items that I've made in my Etsy shop. In case you're looking to buy something handmade, whimsical, or weird.
thesundaypapers.etsy.com
thesundaypapers.etsy.com
thesundaypapers.etsy.com
November 19, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Hello, friends! I still haven't found another side gig to help pay my bills (wouldn't it be nice if one full-time job was enough?), so I've started listing some new items that I've made in my Etsy shop. In case you're looking to buy something handmade, whimsical, or weird.
thesundaypapers.etsy.com
thesundaypapers.etsy.com
What do nancy reagan and the titanic have in common?
They're both gteat at going down. And they're gone from this world
They're both gteat at going down. And they're gone from this world
November 20, 2025 at 12:07 AM
What do nancy reagan and the titanic have in common?
They're both gteat at going down. And they're gone from this world
They're both gteat at going down. And they're gone from this world
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Happy belated day of your birth @badbisque.bsky.social I am so happy you came into the world 💕💕💕
November 19, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Happy belated day of your birth @badbisque.bsky.social I am so happy you came into the world 💕💕💕
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this is my message to you, dear followers, to never persist with a book, film, or game if it's not hooking you after about 100 pages or 1.5 hours. there are some exceptions, of course, but not every classic or iconic piece of work is going to do it for you, and that's alright.
November 19, 2025 at 4:33 PM
this is my message to you, dear followers, to never persist with a book, film, or game if it's not hooking you after about 100 pages or 1.5 hours. there are some exceptions, of course, but not every classic or iconic piece of work is going to do it for you, and that's alright.
I heard theyre selling mommies at Daddio's
November 19, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I heard theyre selling mommies at Daddio's
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absolutely HOWLING at andy serkis' hair here omg
September 6, 2025 at 9:21 PM
absolutely HOWLING at andy serkis' hair here omg
Who called it a dog tag instead of Collar ID?
November 18, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Who called it a dog tag instead of Collar ID?
This happened to my friend, Steve
aged a whole year overnight??
November 18, 2025 at 6:03 PM
This happened to my friend, Steve
Just been walking around the woods marking property corners along Land Lot lines (lines established by the gov in the original 13 colonies plus or minus a few using metes and bounds. The rest of the states use a Public Land system with sections, townships, and ranges)
November 17, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Just been walking around the woods marking property corners along Land Lot lines (lines established by the gov in the original 13 colonies plus or minus a few using metes and bounds. The rest of the states use a Public Land system with sections, townships, and ranges)
Opening a pub and inn called The Guessing Goose in a small coastal town in the Codswolds and I'm gonna be cranky but lovable and maybe the locals will find me a bit "odd, that one"
November 16, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Opening a pub and inn called The Guessing Goose in a small coastal town in the Codswolds and I'm gonna be cranky but lovable and maybe the locals will find me a bit "odd, that one"