octave
@octave.bsky.social
too dumb for new york city, too ugly for LA
barry pepper barry salt
February 5, 2026 at 12:07 AM
barry pepper barry salt
if I was the turkey they pardon every Thanksgiving I’d be committing soooo many murders right about now
February 4, 2026 at 2:25 AM
if I was the turkey they pardon every Thanksgiving I’d be committing soooo many murders right about now
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maybe the hamburger helper is just dressing for the job he wants
December 14, 2025 at 4:52 AM
maybe the hamburger helper is just dressing for the job he wants
these are my favorite posts. just 100s of comments that are like "me." "i did." "i still have a belt from here"
February 2, 2026 at 2:26 AM
these are my favorite posts. just 100s of comments that are like "me." "i did." "i still have a belt from here"
love my 70 year old neighbor
February 1, 2026 at 1:22 AM
love my 70 year old neighbor
@mcuban.bsky.social hello mark. i am a grizzlies fan in memphis. could you do something about our owner. idk what, but you could probably do more than i could. thanks man.
January 31, 2026 at 7:36 PM
@mcuban.bsky.social hello mark. i am a grizzlies fan in memphis. could you do something about our owner. idk what, but you could probably do more than i could. thanks man.
please crank that soldier boy at my funeral
January 31, 2026 at 3:33 AM
please crank that soldier boy at my funeral
i remember reading Garth Ennis comics as a teen and thinking, it’s kinda crazy how he portrays every authority figure as a sex crazed, bad-kind of pervert, he’s probably exaggerating for effect.
but no.
but no.
January 31, 2026 at 12:07 AM
i remember reading Garth Ennis comics as a teen and thinking, it’s kinda crazy how he portrays every authority figure as a sex crazed, bad-kind of pervert, he’s probably exaggerating for effect.
but no.
but no.
I spilled baked beans all over myself watching Melania in theaters
January 29, 2026 at 4:16 PM
I spilled baked beans all over myself watching Melania in theaters
we are the sons of the men who mark the past
Dads also love driving through town and Remembering Some Businesses. “That used to be a Dennys. And that used to be a drive thru liquor store.”
January 29, 2026 at 1:14 AM
we are the sons of the men who mark the past
grizzlies owner accused of crimes against humanity? and that’s just for hiring Tuomas Iisalo 😂 folks..
January 27, 2026 at 10:09 PM
grizzlies owner accused of crimes against humanity? and that’s just for hiring Tuomas Iisalo 😂 folks..
Thought this guy was dead as hell, but we got two new leaves. There’s probably a metaphor
January 26, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Thought this guy was dead as hell, but we got two new leaves. There’s probably a metaphor
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Comics retailing legend Greg Ketter standing up to ICE in Minneapolis. Yes, that's tear gas. He's 70 years old.
January 25, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Comics retailing legend Greg Ketter standing up to ICE in Minneapolis. Yes, that's tear gas. He's 70 years old.
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"Living is cool."
- Mike Minotti, 2026
- Mike Minotti, 2026
January 22, 2026 at 10:20 PM
"Living is cool."
- Mike Minotti, 2026
- Mike Minotti, 2026
i've been listening to random one-hit wonders and this popped up, and damned if this isn't the origin of Ringo Chen from Hitman www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-rs...
Ringo
YouTube video by Lorne Greene - Topic
www.youtube.com
January 21, 2026 at 7:59 PM
i've been listening to random one-hit wonders and this popped up, and damned if this isn't the origin of Ringo Chen from Hitman www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-rs...
somebody brought a 28 Years Later Jimmy wig to the bar and everybody looks good in it
January 18, 2026 at 3:29 AM
somebody brought a 28 Years Later Jimmy wig to the bar and everybody looks good in it
don’t let them create a sticker out of you kissing the target Frankenstein head that looks like you
January 18, 2026 at 2:09 AM
don’t let them create a sticker out of you kissing the target Frankenstein head that looks like you
walton goggins looking in the mirror: WHOA it’s me
January 14, 2026 at 7:21 PM
walton goggins looking in the mirror: WHOA it’s me
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girl you can't go around going "I did fix him" it'll give everyone else hope
greatest steam update of all time, because of one unnecessary detail
January 12, 2026 at 11:36 PM
girl you can't go around going "I did fix him" it'll give everyone else hope
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Huge missed opportunity.
![Screen grab of ham [dot] net saying "This domain is registered, but still may be available." [Get this domain]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:sslr6rcchgiprvju2ykuwuhp/bafkreid3bznl36rawv5ghxocv3udzussszrghdm55dafmlrpd6mv5tmgfy@jpeg)
January 12, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Huge missed opportunity.
