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Ash Parrish
@adashtra.bsky.social
I could be *Your* Video Game Reporter
Reporting on the biz, culture, & horniness of the game industry
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Signal: @adashtra.87
Discord: @adashtra
πŸ“Northeast Ohio
🌠 per aspera, ad astra 🌠
She/her
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Hi, please give what you can
Yeah
February 14, 2026 at 5:00 AM
You neeeedt to see this movie
February 14, 2026 at 4:57 AM
If you're a TRUE YEARNER and you go see Dracula...bring something to bite to stop from YELLLING at some of the dialogue/visuals
oh, so i’m also going to be absolutely glued to it, incredible
February 14, 2026 at 4:56 AM
Within the first 5 minutes of this movie, this man said to his priest he needed God to spare his wife.
"I will pray for her"
"No, *tell* him"
READER WHEN I TELL YOU I PASSED OUT
February 14, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Oh buddy I was sat.
Riveted.
FOR TRUE YEARNERS
February 14, 2026 at 4:50 AM
Dracula (2026) is like if Baz Luhrmann directed Nosferatu (2025)
February 14, 2026 at 4:47 AM
But daddddddy i love him
a man with long red hair is wearing armor and a helmet
ALT: a man with long red hair is wearing armor and a helmet
media.tenor.com
February 14, 2026 at 4:44 AM
I need the JoJo video edit set to the Yes ending theme expeditiously
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February 14, 2026 at 12:35 AM
These are concentration camps and its our duty as citizens to ensure these things don't get built.
Breaking news: ICE expects to spend $38.3 billion on its plan to acquire warehouses across the U.S. and retrofit them into immigrant detention centers that can hold tens of thousands of people, according to agency documents.
ICE plans to spend $38.3 billion turning warehouses into detention centers
ICE plans to spend $38.3 billion converting warehouses into detention centers, according to planning documents, more than the annual budgets of 22 states.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 14, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Reposted by Ash Parrish
That high schooler knows what to do with N@zis, do YOU?
February 14, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Turn the other cheek is dead. It's now defend you and your community.
February 14, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Swimming in the genitals of his choice for the rest of his academic career
February 14, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Find nephew GFM so we can give him some folding money
February 14, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Homey said "Bet" and let his hands do the rest
February 14, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Guarantee this will get him the attention of his chosen sex.
when they have me flying a bomber in Civil War Woke im painting this on the payload
February 14, 2026 at 12:17 AM
I accept this
I want to go blind
this website is a machine for surfacing extremely rarefied internecine beef from toxic friend groups and you need to be able to recognize when it's happening and avert your gaze
February 13, 2026 at 9:29 PM
listen, of all this, i'm just glad that a product called Hemo is blessedly not just a can full of cow's blood which I had thought at first glance
February 13, 2026 at 7:41 PM
I'm telling you, you should and I imagine a lot of others will too.
February 13, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Reposted by Ash Parrish
Hello fans of nonograms/picross games!! Introducing my latest game, Walfie's Nonograms, a free Game Boy Color game featuring 150 puzzles!

Play in browser, in a Game Boy emulator, or on a real Game Boy (via flash cart)!
February 13, 2026 at 6:46 PM
your best idea is to swallow the very valid and uncomfortable feelings of asking for money to just ask for the money. Let your community surprise you with generosity, that's what we're supposed to do for each other.
February 13, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Wow excellent work
February 13, 2026 at 7:19 PM
youre so hot it imperiled his mortal soul
February 13, 2026 at 7:16 PM
friend you and I follow each other so this is the time for me to come in and say: buddy this ain't it
February 13, 2026 at 7:11 PM
#Lrp petition to rename from wine moms to molotov moms
February 13, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Reposted by Ash Parrish
Suburban wine moms will really be like "you believe in voting? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, firebombing a concentration camp" and then very effectively firebomb a concentration camp
February 13, 2026 at 4:46 PM