Ash Parrish
@adashtra.bsky.social
I could be *Your* Video Game Reporter
Reporting on the biz, culture, & horniness of the game industry
📧: [email protected]
Signal: @adashtra.87
Discord: @adashtra
📍Northeast Ohio
🌠 per aspera, ad astra 🌠
She/her
Reporting on the biz, culture, & horniness of the game industry
📧: [email protected]
Signal: @adashtra.87
Discord: @adashtra
📍Northeast Ohio
🌠 per aspera, ad astra 🌠
She/her
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AND Black silent hill protag!!Woke 2.0 got hands like a motherfucker
Having a woman Belmont with long hair lead for their 40th anniversary game is going to be so f**kin’ rad!
February 13, 2026 at 3:35 AM
AND Black silent hill protag!!Woke 2.0 got hands like a motherfucker
Genndy makes one (1) show
It just comes with different toppings
It just comes with different toppings
February 13, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Genndy makes one (1) show
It just comes with different toppings
It just comes with different toppings
Did SSM say something about changing the story? Because this assumes the remakes are gonna fiddle with the narrative and that doesn't seem supported by any info on out there right now.
February 13, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Did SSM say something about changing the story? Because this assumes the remakes are gonna fiddle with the narrative and that doesn't seem supported by any info on out there right now.
Primal is an incredible show because itll make you have emotions about a grasshopper without a single uttered line of dialogue.
February 13, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Primal is an incredible show because itll make you have emotions about a grasshopper without a single uttered line of dialogue.
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Including disabled people in our utopian futures pushes back against a eugenicist ideal.
I have a friend who said, of Starfleet Academy, that this took them out of it - that seeing a person in a wheelchair in the 32nd century seemed unrealistic, since medicine in Star Trek "should be able to cure whatever was wrong with them."
That's not the case, for any number of possible reasons.
That's not the case, for any number of possible reasons.
February 13, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Including disabled people in our utopian futures pushes back against a eugenicist ideal.
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God of War trilogy remake is the game you make when 12 live service projects didn't work out
February 12, 2026 at 11:13 PM
God of War trilogy remake is the game you make when 12 live service projects didn't work out
ITT: Things you while fucking or eating a chicken
I don't need all of him. Just his thighs.
February 13, 2026 at 1:56 AM
ITT: Things you while fucking or eating a chicken
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There needs to be some serious accountability for the colossal harm to life these absolute demons have caused, and will cause. Life in prison is the moderate option.
February 13, 2026 at 12:45 AM
There needs to be some serious accountability for the colossal harm to life these absolute demons have caused, and will cause. Life in prison is the moderate option.
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Y'ALL! I just went through the settings of the just announced, and shadow dropped God Of War Sons Of Sparta, and it has A TON of Accessibility features! There's some interesting stuff in there!
Stay tuned, I'm definitely making a video on this.
Stay tuned, I'm definitely making a video on this.
February 12, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Y'ALL! I just went through the settings of the just announced, and shadow dropped God Of War Sons Of Sparta, and it has A TON of Accessibility features! There's some interesting stuff in there!
Stay tuned, I'm definitely making a video on this.
Stay tuned, I'm definitely making a video on this.
see @andrewrweb.bsky.social after all the years you spent yelling at me for misattributing SH to capcom, I finally got it right. 🥲
February 13, 2026 at 1:01 AM
see @andrewrweb.bsky.social after all the years you spent yelling at me for misattributing SH to capcom, I finally got it right. 🥲
Back to back Silent Hill games featuring Woke protagonists??? Konami, welcome to the resistance.
February 13, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Back to back Silent Hill games featuring Woke protagonists??? Konami, welcome to the resistance.
i think the hottest guy in elden ring nightreign is the bird so yeah...duh
February 13, 2026 at 12:54 AM
i think the hottest guy in elden ring nightreign is the bird so yeah...duh
when you say 'restaurant like this' what do you mean specifically because it sounds like 'a restaurant where you can fuck and then eat a chicken'
February 13, 2026 at 12:53 AM
when you say 'restaurant like this' what do you mean specifically because it sounds like 'a restaurant where you can fuck and then eat a chicken'
Call that dinner and a (XXX) movie
February 13, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Call that dinner and a (XXX) movie
Have him washed and sent to my quarters.
When I am done with him
Have him washed in oil set to 350°F for about 8-12 minutes and sent to my quarters
When I am done with him
Have him washed in oil set to 350°F for about 8-12 minutes and sent to my quarters
Project Windless is a Dynasty Warriors-like action RPG where you play as a sword-wielding chicken. It's based on "The Bird That Drinks Tears" series of high-fantasy books. gameinformer.com/state-of-pla...
February 13, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Have him washed and sent to my quarters.
When I am done with him
Have him washed in oil set to 350°F for about 8-12 minutes and sent to my quarters
When I am done with him
Have him washed in oil set to 350°F for about 8-12 minutes and sent to my quarters
Hi Yes, its me, god of war understander
Yes Kratos has a brother. He was introduced in a PSP game from 2011. And not brother in a 'lol any child of zeus is kin to kratos'kind of way. no this is a full blood brother. Whatever pussy Callisto put on the homey, it made him come back.
Yes Kratos has a brother. He was introduced in a PSP game from 2011. And not brother in a 'lol any child of zeus is kin to kratos'kind of way. no this is a full blood brother. Whatever pussy Callisto put on the homey, it made him come back.
February 13, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Hi Yes, its me, god of war understander
Yes Kratos has a brother. He was introduced in a PSP game from 2011. And not brother in a 'lol any child of zeus is kin to kratos'kind of way. no this is a full blood brother. Whatever pussy Callisto put on the homey, it made him come back.
Yes Kratos has a brother. He was introduced in a PSP game from 2011. And not brother in a 'lol any child of zeus is kin to kratos'kind of way. no this is a full blood brother. Whatever pussy Callisto put on the homey, it made him come back.
i passed smooth clean over the remake announcement to LASER FOCUS on TC Carson and the new sidescroller.
February 13, 2026 at 12:38 AM
i passed smooth clean over the remake announcement to LASER FOCUS on TC Carson and the new sidescroller.
Ok now that bit o' work is out of the way
*inhales*
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAAAAAAN THERES A NEW SIDESCROLLING GOD OF WAR GAME STARING KRATOS AND HIS BROTHER
AND THEY BROUGHT BACK KYLE FROM LIVING SINGLE TO DO IT
MY GOD (of War) LOVES ME TODAAAAAAAAY
HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH
*inhales*
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAAAAAAN THERES A NEW SIDESCROLLING GOD OF WAR GAME STARING KRATOS AND HIS BROTHER
AND THEY BROUGHT BACK KYLE FROM LIVING SINGLE TO DO IT
MY GOD (of War) LOVES ME TODAAAAAAAAY
HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH
February 13, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Ok now that bit o' work is out of the way
*inhales*
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAAAAAAN THERES A NEW SIDESCROLLING GOD OF WAR GAME STARING KRATOS AND HIS BROTHER
AND THEY BROUGHT BACK KYLE FROM LIVING SINGLE TO DO IT
MY GOD (of War) LOVES ME TODAAAAAAAAY
HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH
*inhales*
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAAAAAAN THERES A NEW SIDESCROLLING GOD OF WAR GAME STARING KRATOS AND HIS BROTHER
AND THEY BROUGHT BACK KYLE FROM LIVING SINGLE TO DO IT
MY GOD (of War) LOVES ME TODAAAAAAAAY
HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH
His wife does not play DND
February 12, 2026 at 11:33 PM
His wife does not play DND
One word horror story:
"So do we wanna do DND this weekend??" A Married Man.
"So do we wanna do DND this weekend??" A Married Man.
February 12, 2026 at 11:32 PM
One word horror story:
"So do we wanna do DND this weekend??" A Married Man.
"So do we wanna do DND this weekend??" A Married Man.
A new castlevania? my god loves me today
February 12, 2026 at 10:45 PM
A new castlevania? my god loves me today
Its a shame we're boycotting Ubisoft because this looks cool.
February 12, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Its a shame we're boycotting Ubisoft because this looks cool.