Ash Parrish
@adashtra.bsky.social
I could be *Your* Video Game Reporter
Reporting on the biz, culture, & horniness of the game industry
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Signal: @adashtra.87
Discord: @adashtra
📍Northeast Ohio
🌠 per aspera, ad astra 🌠
She/her
Reporting on the biz, culture, & horniness of the game industry
📧: [email protected]
Signal: @adashtra.87
Discord: @adashtra
📍Northeast Ohio
🌠 per aspera, ad astra 🌠
She/her
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sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young
February 10, 2026 at 7:51 PM
sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young
WAKE THE FUCK UP BAAAAAAABE
new most bizarre moment of the Olympics just dropped
Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back
www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back
www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
February 10, 2026 at 11:23 PM
WAKE THE FUCK UP BAAAAAAABE
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Slalom skiing. All about technique and timing, no way to bail out of an input and if you fall out of the level you die.
February 10, 2026 at 11:34 AM
Slalom skiing. All about technique and timing, no way to bail out of an input and if you fall out of the level you die.
i'm willing to call hockey an ATB because of the penalty box
February 10, 2026 at 11:21 PM
i'm willing to call hockey an ATB because of the penalty box
Great minds great minds!!!!
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*rips bong*
Track and field is Mario party
Track and field is Mario party
*hits blunt harder*
Baseball= turn based
Football = turn based
Soccer= real time
Hockey = real time
Basketball = real time
Baseball= turn based
Football = turn based
Soccer= real time
Hockey = real time
Basketball = real time
February 10, 2026 at 5:28 AM
Great minds great minds!!!!
bsky.app/profile/adas...
bsky.app/profile/adas...
*rips bong*
Track and field is Mario party
Track and field is Mario party
*hits blunt harder*
Baseball= turn based
Football = turn based
Soccer= real time
Hockey = real time
Basketball = real time
Baseball= turn based
Football = turn based
Soccer= real time
Hockey = real time
Basketball = real time
*hits blunt*
bowling and curling are the same game just with two different battle systems
curling = turn based
bowling = real time
bowling and curling are the same game just with two different battle systems
curling = turn based
bowling = real time
February 10, 2026 at 5:26 AM
*rips bong*
Track and field is Mario party
Track and field is Mario party
That's just March Madness
When do we get a battle Royale sport?
a woman wearing a hat and a choker with the letter b on it
ALT: a woman wearing a hat and a choker with the letter b on it
media.tenor.com
February 10, 2026 at 4:59 AM
That's just March Madness
With respect to the overall flow of the game, curling is turn based
February 10, 2026 at 4:57 AM
With respect to the overall flow of the game, curling is turn based
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Baseball is extraction PvPvE
Cricket is turn based. Golf is an Idle clicker RPG.
Cricket is turn based. Golf is an Idle clicker RPG.
February 10, 2026 at 4:42 AM
Baseball is extraction PvPvE
Cricket is turn based. Golf is an Idle clicker RPG.
Cricket is turn based. Golf is an Idle clicker RPG.
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this is all @lukeplunkett.com fault for an inspired ass comparison between gridiron and rugy
literally unlocked my mind
literally unlocked my mind
February 10, 2026 at 4:17 AM
this is all @lukeplunkett.com fault for an inspired ass comparison between gridiron and rugy
literally unlocked my mind
literally unlocked my mind
All the sports taxonomy has led to this moment: basketball is overwatch
FIRST OFF
*COUGHWHEEZECOUGH*
BASKETBALL IS A HERO SHOOTER
*COUGHWHEEZECOUGH*
BASKETBALL IS A HERO SHOOTER
February 10, 2026 at 2:37 AM
All the sports taxonomy has led to this moment: basketball is overwatch
*passes blunts around*
All sports with positions are technically mobs, baseball/cricket are the purest moba meat sports
All sports with positions are technically mobs, baseball/cricket are the purest moba meat sports
pass me that, i gotta unleash about how Hockey is a MOBA
February 10, 2026 at 2:29 AM
*passes blunts around*
All sports with positions are technically mobs, baseball/cricket are the purest moba meat sports
All sports with positions are technically mobs, baseball/cricket are the purest moba meat sports
You can theoretically go at the same time as your opponent, we just don't.
February 10, 2026 at 2:26 AM
You can theoretically go at the same time as your opponent, we just don't.
Bowling= real time pve
Curling = turn based pvp
Curling = turn based pvp
February 10, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Bowling= real time pve
Curling = turn based pvp
Curling = turn based pvp
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Free throws = turn-based mini-game. The Gwent of basketball.
February 10, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Free throws = turn-based mini-game. The Gwent of basketball.
*hits blunt harder*
Baseball= turn based
Football = turn based
Soccer= real time
Hockey = real time
Basketball = real time
Baseball= turn based
Football = turn based
Soccer= real time
Hockey = real time
Basketball = real time
*hits blunt*
bowling and curling are the same game just with two different battle systems
curling = turn based
bowling = real time
bowling and curling are the same game just with two different battle systems
curling = turn based
bowling = real time
February 9, 2026 at 11:48 PM
*hits blunt harder*
Baseball= turn based
Football = turn based
Soccer= real time
Hockey = real time
Basketball = real time
Baseball= turn based
Football = turn based
Soccer= real time
Hockey = real time
Basketball = real time
pool = same as curling but minigamified
February 9, 2026 at 6:47 PM
pool = same as curling but minigamified
*hits blunt*
bowling and curling are the same game just with two different battle systems
curling = turn based
bowling = real time
bowling and curling are the same game just with two different battle systems
curling = turn based
bowling = real time
February 9, 2026 at 6:42 PM
*hits blunt*
bowling and curling are the same game just with two different battle systems
curling = turn based
bowling = real time
bowling and curling are the same game just with two different battle systems
curling = turn based
bowling = real time
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"Your pets may not necessarily love it when you kiss and hug them"
Yeah well I may not necessarily love picking up poop so I guess we're all gonna have to make some sacrifices.
Yeah well I may not necessarily love picking up poop so I guess we're all gonna have to make some sacrifices.
February 9, 2026 at 5:09 PM
"Your pets may not necessarily love it when you kiss and hug them"
Yeah well I may not necessarily love picking up poop so I guess we're all gonna have to make some sacrifices.
Yeah well I may not necessarily love picking up poop so I guess we're all gonna have to make some sacrifices.
Ong??? Where is this? Carmel???
February 9, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Ong??? Where is this? Carmel???
the only way this makes sense to me is if its in a high rise apt in the middle of dt indy.
February 9, 2026 at 2:10 PM
the only way this makes sense to me is if its in a high rise apt in the middle of dt indy.
This is the same disease that forces us to debate "is 'jrpg' a slur" every third quarter
Ironic, as this was the magazine that referred to Pokémon as a "pestilential Ponzi scheme" in 1999, characterising its creator Satoshi Tajiri as a literal monster "His eyes are bloodshot; dark circles ripple beneath them... His monsters are a child's predelictions." He never gave another interview.
TIME Magazine Reveals Special Edition Pokémon 30th Anniversary Covers.
February 9, 2026 at 1:36 PM
This is the same disease that forces us to debate "is 'jrpg' a slur" every third quarter
Same thing with Gilroy and Andor. Feels prescient, but only if you don't understand how little we've actually changed
Tomino: "Wow, I wrote that?! Well, I'm nothing special. It's only relevant today because humanity hasn't really improved at all...."
February 9, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Same thing with Gilroy and Andor. Feels prescient, but only if you don't understand how little we've actually changed