Ash Parrish
@adashtra.bsky.social
I could be *Your* Video Game Reporter
Reporting on the biz, culture, & horniness of the game industry
📧: [email protected]
Signal: @adashtra.87
Discord: @adashtra
📍Northeast Ohio
🌠 per aspera, ad astra 🌠
She/her
Reporting on the biz, culture, & horniness of the game industry
📧: [email protected]
Signal: @adashtra.87
Discord: @adashtra
📍Northeast Ohio
🌠 per aspera, ad astra 🌠
She/her
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AND Black silent hill protag!!Woke 2.0 got hands like a motherfucker
Having a woman Belmont with long hair lead for their 40th anniversary game is going to be so f**kin’ rad!
February 13, 2026 at 3:35 AM
AND Black silent hill protag!!Woke 2.0 got hands like a motherfucker
Primal is an incredible show because itll make you have emotions about a grasshopper without a single uttered line of dialogue.
February 13, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Primal is an incredible show because itll make you have emotions about a grasshopper without a single uttered line of dialogue.
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Including disabled people in our utopian futures pushes back against a eugenicist ideal.
I have a friend who said, of Starfleet Academy, that this took them out of it - that seeing a person in a wheelchair in the 32nd century seemed unrealistic, since medicine in Star Trek "should be able to cure whatever was wrong with them."
That's not the case, for any number of possible reasons.
That's not the case, for any number of possible reasons.
February 13, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Including disabled people in our utopian futures pushes back against a eugenicist ideal.
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God of War trilogy remake is the game you make when 12 live service projects didn't work out
February 12, 2026 at 11:13 PM
God of War trilogy remake is the game you make when 12 live service projects didn't work out
ITT: Things you while fucking or eating a chicken
I don't need all of him. Just his thighs.
February 13, 2026 at 1:56 AM
ITT: Things you while fucking or eating a chicken
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Y'ALL! I just went through the settings of the just announced, and shadow dropped God Of War Sons Of Sparta, and it has A TON of Accessibility features! There's some interesting stuff in there!
Stay tuned, I'm definitely making a video on this.
Stay tuned, I'm definitely making a video on this.
February 12, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Y'ALL! I just went through the settings of the just announced, and shadow dropped God Of War Sons Of Sparta, and it has A TON of Accessibility features! There's some interesting stuff in there!
Stay tuned, I'm definitely making a video on this.
Stay tuned, I'm definitely making a video on this.
Back to back Silent Hill games featuring Woke protagonists??? Konami, welcome to the resistance.
February 13, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Back to back Silent Hill games featuring Woke protagonists??? Konami, welcome to the resistance.
Have him washed and sent to my quarters.
When I am done with him
Have him washed in oil set to 350°F for about 8-12 minutes and sent to my quarters
When I am done with him
Have him washed in oil set to 350°F for about 8-12 minutes and sent to my quarters
Project Windless is a Dynasty Warriors-like action RPG where you play as a sword-wielding chicken. It's based on "The Bird That Drinks Tears" series of high-fantasy books. gameinformer.com/state-of-pla...
February 13, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Have him washed and sent to my quarters.
When I am done with him
Have him washed in oil set to 350°F for about 8-12 minutes and sent to my quarters
When I am done with him
Have him washed in oil set to 350°F for about 8-12 minutes and sent to my quarters
Hi Yes, its me, god of war understander
Yes Kratos has a brother. He was introduced in a PSP game from 2011. And not brother in a 'lol any child of zeus is kin to kratos'kind of way. no this is a full blood brother. Whatever pussy Callisto put on the homey, it made him come back.
Yes Kratos has a brother. He was introduced in a PSP game from 2011. And not brother in a 'lol any child of zeus is kin to kratos'kind of way. no this is a full blood brother. Whatever pussy Callisto put on the homey, it made him come back.
February 13, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Hi Yes, its me, god of war understander
Yes Kratos has a brother. He was introduced in a PSP game from 2011. And not brother in a 'lol any child of zeus is kin to kratos'kind of way. no this is a full blood brother. Whatever pussy Callisto put on the homey, it made him come back.
Yes Kratos has a brother. He was introduced in a PSP game from 2011. And not brother in a 'lol any child of zeus is kin to kratos'kind of way. no this is a full blood brother. Whatever pussy Callisto put on the homey, it made him come back.
Ok now that bit o' work is out of the way
*inhales*
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAAAAAAN THERES A NEW SIDESCROLLING GOD OF WAR GAME STARING KRATOS AND HIS BROTHER
AND THEY BROUGHT BACK KYLE FROM LIVING SINGLE TO DO IT
MY GOD (of War) LOVES ME TODAAAAAAAAY
HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH
*inhales*
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAAAAAAN THERES A NEW SIDESCROLLING GOD OF WAR GAME STARING KRATOS AND HIS BROTHER
AND THEY BROUGHT BACK KYLE FROM LIVING SINGLE TO DO IT
MY GOD (of War) LOVES ME TODAAAAAAAAY
HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH
February 13, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Ok now that bit o' work is out of the way
*inhales*
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAAAAAAN THERES A NEW SIDESCROLLING GOD OF WAR GAME STARING KRATOS AND HIS BROTHER
AND THEY BROUGHT BACK KYLE FROM LIVING SINGLE TO DO IT
MY GOD (of War) LOVES ME TODAAAAAAAAY
HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH
*inhales*
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAAAAAAN THERES A NEW SIDESCROLLING GOD OF WAR GAME STARING KRATOS AND HIS BROTHER
AND THEY BROUGHT BACK KYLE FROM LIVING SINGLE TO DO IT
MY GOD (of War) LOVES ME TODAAAAAAAAY
HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH
One word horror story:
"So do we wanna do DND this weekend??" A Married Man.
"So do we wanna do DND this weekend??" A Married Man.
February 12, 2026 at 11:32 PM
One word horror story:
"So do we wanna do DND this weekend??" A Married Man.
"So do we wanna do DND this weekend??" A Married Man.
A new castlevania? my god loves me today
February 12, 2026 at 10:45 PM
A new castlevania? my god loves me today
Its a shame we're boycotting Ubisoft because this looks cool.
February 12, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Its a shame we're boycotting Ubisoft because this looks cool.
This new Game Freak joint looks like Sekiro and MonHun and we miiiight have to cop
February 12, 2026 at 10:25 PM
This new Game Freak joint looks like Sekiro and MonHun and we miiiight have to cop
WHAT ARE THESE VISUALS????
YES GIVE ME CATHOLIC EXTRAVAGANCE!!!!
YES GIVE ME CATHOLIC EXTRAVAGANCE!!!!
February 12, 2026 at 10:23 PM
WHAT ARE THESE VISUALS????
YES GIVE ME CATHOLIC EXTRAVAGANCE!!!!
YES GIVE ME CATHOLIC EXTRAVAGANCE!!!!
We don't even get to see the woman's face
just her titties.
I get that its dead or alive and that's like their deal but cmon now
just her titties.
I get that its dead or alive and that's like their deal but cmon now
February 12, 2026 at 10:20 PM
We don't even get to see the woman's face
just her titties.
I get that its dead or alive and that's like their deal but cmon now
just her titties.
I get that its dead or alive and that's like their deal but cmon now
Realizing i'm the kind of gamer that it doesnt matter what the setting or story is, if you give me a bunch of little dudes on a tile/grid and involve some kind of rock paper scissors system, i'm going to play the game.
February 12, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Realizing i'm the kind of gamer that it doesnt matter what the setting or story is, if you give me a bunch of little dudes on a tile/grid and involve some kind of rock paper scissors system, i'm going to play the game.
hey russia or whoever, i need yall to update the scripts on your outrage bots/chatGPTs because yall were making this argument like 5 years ago and i'm bored
February 12, 2026 at 10:11 PM
hey russia or whoever, i need yall to update the scripts on your outrage bots/chatGPTs because yall were making this argument like 5 years ago and i'm bored
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HELLO! We are about to go live with
@brendyc.bsky.social
to talk about Jank.cool! twitch.tv/aftermathdotsite
@brendyc.bsky.social
to talk about Jank.cool! twitch.tv/aftermathdotsite
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Brendy from Jank is joining us, to talk about jank.cool, games and more!
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February 12, 2026 at 9:05 PM
HELLO! We are about to go live with
@brendyc.bsky.social
to talk about Jank.cool! twitch.tv/aftermathdotsite
@brendyc.bsky.social
to talk about Jank.cool! twitch.tv/aftermathdotsite
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Chadwick Boseman and James van der Beek both died in their 40s of an illness that's treatable if a colonoscopy catches it but almost no insurer covers them for people under 45, this is what Engels meant by "social murder"
February 12, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Chadwick Boseman and James van der Beek both died in their 40s of an illness that's treatable if a colonoscopy catches it but almost no insurer covers them for people under 45, this is what Engels meant by "social murder"
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introducing my column about resistance in fiction for @aftermath.site. I’m calling it THE WORK
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This Year's Oscar Nominees Have Real Fight In Them, Even If Hollywood Doesn't
An introduction to The Work, a column about resistance in fiction
aftermath.site
February 12, 2026 at 6:05 PM
introducing my column about resistance in fiction for @aftermath.site. I’m calling it THE WORK
aftermath.site/oscars-revol...
aftermath.site/oscars-revol...
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The Long Night (8x03) was unwatchable the night it aired. Terrible codecs, low resolution, and low bitrate.
I’ve had 3 watch parties to see it in 4k off the disc, but now that it’s streaming in 4k at a higher bitrate with better codecs it looks plenty good streaming as well
Worth a rewatch!
I’ve had 3 watch parties to see it in 4k off the disc, but now that it’s streaming in 4k at a higher bitrate with better codecs it looks plenty good streaming as well
Worth a rewatch!
Idk what HBO did between then and now but the battle of winter fell watches so much better now.
February 12, 2026 at 5:46 PM
The Long Night (8x03) was unwatchable the night it aired. Terrible codecs, low resolution, and low bitrate.
I’ve had 3 watch parties to see it in 4k off the disc, but now that it’s streaming in 4k at a higher bitrate with better codecs it looks plenty good streaming as well
Worth a rewatch!
I’ve had 3 watch parties to see it in 4k off the disc, but now that it’s streaming in 4k at a higher bitrate with better codecs it looks plenty good streaming as well
Worth a rewatch!
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"It's a competent loop of heist setup and escape execution. But even when I piloted Nomali through a flawless getaway, I found myself more interested in being able to return to the relooters' hideout to learn more about the game's 70 reclaimable artifacts and their very real histories."
Relooted is a fine heist game—but it's a better history lesson
Correcting dark historic wrongs can feel surprisingly bright.
www.pcgamer.com
February 10, 2026 at 10:06 PM
"It's a competent loop of heist setup and escape execution. But even when I piloted Nomali through a flawless getaway, I found myself more interested in being able to return to the relooters' hideout to learn more about the game's 70 reclaimable artifacts and their very real histories."