Ash Parrish
@adashtra.bsky.social
I could be *Your* Video Game Reporter
Reporting on the biz, culture, & horniness of the game industry
📧: [email protected]
Signal: @adashtra.87
Discord: @adashtra
📍Northeast Ohio
🌠 per aspera, ad astra 🌠
She/her
Reporting on the biz, culture, & horniness of the game industry
📧: [email protected]
Signal: @adashtra.87
Discord: @adashtra
📍Northeast Ohio
🌠 per aspera, ad astra 🌠
She/her
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*hits blunt harder*
Baseball= turn based
Football = turn based
Soccer= real time
Hockey = real time
Basketball = real time
Baseball= turn based
Football = turn based
Soccer= real time
Hockey = real time
Basketball = real time
*hits blunt*
bowling and curling are the same game just with two different battle systems
curling = turn based
bowling = real time
bowling and curling are the same game just with two different battle systems
curling = turn based
bowling = real time
February 9, 2026 at 11:48 PM
*hits blunt harder*
Baseball= turn based
Football = turn based
Soccer= real time
Hockey = real time
Basketball = real time
Baseball= turn based
Football = turn based
Soccer= real time
Hockey = real time
Basketball = real time
*hits blunt*
bowling and curling are the same game just with two different battle systems
curling = turn based
bowling = real time
bowling and curling are the same game just with two different battle systems
curling = turn based
bowling = real time
February 9, 2026 at 6:42 PM
*hits blunt*
bowling and curling are the same game just with two different battle systems
curling = turn based
bowling = real time
bowling and curling are the same game just with two different battle systems
curling = turn based
bowling = real time
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"Your pets may not necessarily love it when you kiss and hug them"
Yeah well I may not necessarily love picking up poop so I guess we're all gonna have to make some sacrifices.
Yeah well I may not necessarily love picking up poop so I guess we're all gonna have to make some sacrifices.
February 9, 2026 at 5:09 PM
"Your pets may not necessarily love it when you kiss and hug them"
Yeah well I may not necessarily love picking up poop so I guess we're all gonna have to make some sacrifices.
Yeah well I may not necessarily love picking up poop so I guess we're all gonna have to make some sacrifices.
This is the same disease that forces us to debate "is 'jrpg' a slur" every third quarter
Ironic, as this was the magazine that referred to Pokémon as a "pestilential Ponzi scheme" in 1999, characterising its creator Satoshi Tajiri as a literal monster "His eyes are bloodshot; dark circles ripple beneath them... His monsters are a child's predelictions." He never gave another interview.
TIME Magazine Reveals Special Edition Pokémon 30th Anniversary Covers.
February 9, 2026 at 1:36 PM
This is the same disease that forces us to debate "is 'jrpg' a slur" every third quarter
Same thing with Gilroy and Andor. Feels prescient, but only if you don't understand how little we've actually changed
Tomino: "Wow, I wrote that?! Well, I'm nothing special. It's only relevant today because humanity hasn't really improved at all...."
February 9, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Same thing with Gilroy and Andor. Feels prescient, but only if you don't understand how little we've actually changed
If you spend today posting takes on the super bowl from the bad place I will send horses to shit your house to death
February 9, 2026 at 12:59 PM
If you spend today posting takes on the super bowl from the bad place I will send horses to shit your house to death
@philsalv.bsky.social hey. Got something for ya
This MD player combines two of my favourite things: Final Fantasy VIII and stuff I don’t need
February 9, 2026 at 12:08 PM
@philsalv.bsky.social hey. Got something for ya
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Super Bowl Half Timers:
1) Prince
2) Kendrick
3) Bad Bunny
1) Prince
2) Kendrick
3) Bad Bunny
February 9, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Super Bowl Half Timers:
1) Prince
2) Kendrick
3) Bad Bunny
1) Prince
2) Kendrick
3) Bad Bunny
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doing commercials used to be a shameful thing that you had to go to Japan to do
matthew mcconaughey, bradley cooper, and parker posey should be in movies, not doing uber eats commercials. pathetic
February 9, 2026 at 1:01 AM
doing commercials used to be a shameful thing that you had to go to Japan to do
The next half time show will feature an artist whos never expressed a political opinion tougher than coke vs pepsi.....
See you in 2027 Taylor
See you in 2027 Taylor
February 9, 2026 at 1:54 AM
The next half time show will feature an artist whos never expressed a political opinion tougher than coke vs pepsi.....
See you in 2027 Taylor
See you in 2027 Taylor
Ok everybody. We had a good run of half time shows. Expect Miranda Lambert and Brooks & Dunn to headline the next 3 years
February 9, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Ok everybody. We had a good run of half time shows. Expect Miranda Lambert and Brooks & Dunn to headline the next 3 years
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Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the Taínos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous
February 9, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the Taínos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous
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“The only thing more powerful than hate is love.”
MAGA wanted you to boycott this.
MAGA wanted you to boycott this.
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
“The only thing more powerful than hate is love.”
MAGA wanted you to boycott this.
MAGA wanted you to boycott this.
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Like, the utility pole act and the lights in the stadium flickering were not just random. The power goes out in PR all the time! Because we ran their utilities into the ground! That’s political!
I think one of the best things about Bad Bunny’s performance is that it was so *specific*. It so clearly had a point of view coming from real lived experience and actual emotion, actual heart, not cynical calculation. Just beautiful.
February 9, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Like, the utility pole act and the lights in the stadium flickering were not just random. The power goes out in PR all the time! Because we ran their utilities into the ground! That’s political!
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Every person on this bar went DAME LA GASOLINA together, total zero to 60
February 9, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Every person on this bar went DAME LA GASOLINA together, total zero to 60
I HAD NO IDEA THAT WAS LIAM. OH MAN WHAT A BEAUTIFUL SHOW
February 9, 2026 at 1:39 AM
I HAD NO IDEA THAT WAS LIAM. OH MAN WHAT A BEAUTIFUL SHOW
And that's why it was good. This is what they fundamentally don't understand. In wanting everything to pander to them everything gets watered down and worse
I think one of the best things about Bad Bunny’s performance is that it was so *specific*. It so clearly had a point of view coming from real lived experience and actual emotion, actual heart, not cynical calculation. Just beautiful.
February 9, 2026 at 1:37 AM
And that's why it was good. This is what they fundamentally don't understand. In wanting everything to pander to them everything gets watered down and worse
Ok that Tyson/MAHA commercial was violently disgusting. Oh I hate it here
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Ok that Tyson/MAHA commercial was violently disgusting. Oh I hate it here
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Benito said WE REPPIN EVERYBODY!!!!
February 9, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Benito said WE REPPIN EVERYBODY!!!!
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"God Bless America:" then he lists most of the countries in the hemisphere starting with Chile I think? this rules
February 9, 2026 at 1:32 AM
"God Bless America:" then he lists most of the countries in the hemisphere starting with Chile I think? this rules
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sorry but it’s the United States of the Americas now I don’t make the rules
February 9, 2026 at 1:32 AM
sorry but it’s the United States of the Americas now I don’t make the rules
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I feel like I do not have an educated enough auditory palate to fully appreciate this from a musical perspective but the vibes have been *sublime*
February 9, 2026 at 1:31 AM
I feel like I do not have an educated enough auditory palate to fully appreciate this from a musical perspective but the vibes have been *sublime*
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Ok aside from the fact that this banger of a halftime show is going to give the right wing a collective heart attack, which is fucking awesome, how about the technical wizardry that went into that one camera take through the hedge maze
February 9, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Ok aside from the fact that this banger of a halftime show is going to give the right wing a collective heart attack, which is fucking awesome, how about the technical wizardry that went into that one camera take through the hedge maze
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Only one who got the ball into the end zone was Bad Bunny
February 9, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Only one who got the ball into the end zone was Bad Bunny
YES CORRECT THANK YOU BENITO
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
YES CORRECT THANK YOU BENITO