Ash Parrish
@adashtra.bsky.social
I could be *Your* Video Game Reporter
Reporting on the biz, culture, & horniness of the game industry
📧: [email protected]
Signal: @adashtra.87
Discord: @adashtra
📍Northeast Ohio
🌠 per aspera, ad astra 🌠
She/her
Reporting on the biz, culture, & horniness of the game industry
📧: [email protected]
Signal: @adashtra.87
Discord: @adashtra
📍Northeast Ohio
🌠 per aspera, ad astra 🌠
She/her
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GoT still had some life in her in the last seasons because i think its VERY funny that the show clearly telegraphs how Littlefinger died because of his misogyny.
February 11, 2026 at 8:18 PM
GoT still had some life in her in the last seasons because i think its VERY funny that the show clearly telegraphs how Littlefinger died because of his misogyny.
Kia = Kotaku In Action
February 11, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Kia = Kotaku In Action
During the most consequential BHM of my life? hahahahaha whoever's working on my storyline this season has excellent jokes
February 11, 2026 at 7:46 PM
During the most consequential BHM of my life? hahahahaha whoever's working on my storyline this season has excellent jokes
i hope my dedicated haters that have stuck around the kia subreddit all this time are SICK
February 11, 2026 at 7:42 PM
i hope my dedicated haters that have stuck around the kia subreddit all this time are SICK
feels so good that idec that I know, sure as a sunrise, that saurongold will turn his eye to me for a few weeks behind this
February 11, 2026 at 7:35 PM
feels so good that idec that I know, sure as a sunrise, that saurongold will turn his eye to me for a few weeks behind this
anyway. there is something incredibly humbling about being able to look at yourself from five years ago and now and see the same person. the last big thing i wrote for kotaku centered black folks and my first big piece back freelancing does the same. that's a good feeling.
February 11, 2026 at 7:35 PM
anyway. there is something incredibly humbling about being able to look at yourself from five years ago and now and see the same person. the last big thing i wrote for kotaku centered black folks and my first big piece back freelancing does the same. that's a good feeling.
that's better
Relooted Is A Big Black Middle Finger To History Controlled By White People:
Relooted Review: A Thrilling Heist Game Turns Crime Into Justice
Hear me out, what if it doesn’t belong in a museum?
kotaku.com
February 11, 2026 at 7:35 PM
that's better
*rings dinner bell* yall come eat
Can't wait till you read the non social headline
Can't wait till you read the non social headline
Relooted Review: A Thrilling Heist Game Turns Crime Into Justice https://kotaku.com/relooted-review-heist-game-steam-game-pass-2000667754
Relooted Review: A Thrilling Heist Game Turns Crime Into Justice
Hear me out, what if it doesn’t belong in a museum?
kotaku.com
February 11, 2026 at 7:24 PM
*rings dinner bell* yall come eat
Can't wait till you read the non social headline
Can't wait till you read the non social headline
This guy might be Westerosi Forrest Gump
two men are standing next to each other in front of a red tent . one of the men is wearing a leather jacket .
ALT: two men are standing next to each other in front of a red tent . one of the men is wearing a leather jacket .
media.tenor.com
February 11, 2026 at 7:09 PM
This guy might be Westerosi Forrest Gump
Reposted by Ash Parrish
Here it is. I cannot think of another outlet that would have let me do this, I was only able to because of @aftermath.site. Reader support lets me do these incredibly long term features.
February 11, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Here it is. I cannot think of another outlet that would have let me do this, I was only able to because of @aftermath.site. Reader support lets me do these incredibly long term features.
Feeling very today for reasons that'll become apparent shortly
February 11, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Feeling very today for reasons that'll become apparent shortly
nobody wants to talk about ETHICAL total power exchange!@
February 11, 2026 at 5:22 PM
nobody wants to talk about ETHICAL total power exchange!@
Netflix has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.
Sony, the company that sold 'KPop Demon Hunters' for a song, has scrapped a Thai folklore-inspired feature from 'Amphibia' creator Matt Braly and 'Steven Universe' creator Rebecca Sugar two years into development, calling it “not commercial enough.”
www.cartoonbrew.com/feature-film...
www.cartoonbrew.com/feature-film...
Sony Scraps Thai Folklore Feature From Matt Braly, Rebeca Sugar
After two years in development, Sony has pulled the plug on the culturally rooted animated feature, calling it “not commercial enough.”
www.cartoonbrew.com
February 11, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Netflix has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.
Two days ago I walked on the sidewalk today i walked in the street even tho there's less snow on the sidewalk today than there was 2 days ago because I don't wanna slip and possibly break *ALL* my shit.
I walk outside and I immediately look like a member of the US Olympic curling team.
I walk outside and I immediately look like a member of the US Olympic curling team.
February 11, 2026 at 11:57 AM
Two days ago I walked on the sidewalk today i walked in the street even tho there's less snow on the sidewalk today than there was 2 days ago because I don't wanna slip and possibly break *ALL* my shit.
I walk outside and I immediately look like a member of the US Olympic curling team.
I walk outside and I immediately look like a member of the US Olympic curling team.
The old snow is melting
The new snow struggles to precipitate
Now is the age of slipping
The new snow struggles to precipitate
Now is the age of slipping
February 11, 2026 at 11:57 AM
The old snow is melting
The new snow struggles to precipitate
Now is the age of slipping
The new snow struggles to precipitate
Now is the age of slipping
Reposted by Ash Parrish
sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young
February 10, 2026 at 7:51 PM
sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young
WAKE THE FUCK UP BAAAAAAABE
new most bizarre moment of the Olympics just dropped
Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back
www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back
www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
February 10, 2026 at 11:23 PM
WAKE THE FUCK UP BAAAAAAABE
Reposted by Ash Parrish
Slalom skiing. All about technique and timing, no way to bail out of an input and if you fall out of the level you die.
February 10, 2026 at 11:34 AM
Slalom skiing. All about technique and timing, no way to bail out of an input and if you fall out of the level you die.
i'm willing to call hockey an ATB because of the penalty box
February 10, 2026 at 11:21 PM
i'm willing to call hockey an ATB because of the penalty box
Great minds great minds!!!!
bsky.app/profile/adas...
bsky.app/profile/adas...
*rips bong*
Track and field is Mario party
Track and field is Mario party
*hits blunt harder*
Baseball= turn based
Football = turn based
Soccer= real time
Hockey = real time
Basketball = real time
Baseball= turn based
Football = turn based
Soccer= real time
Hockey = real time
Basketball = real time
February 10, 2026 at 5:28 AM
Great minds great minds!!!!
bsky.app/profile/adas...
bsky.app/profile/adas...
*rips bong*
Track and field is Mario party
Track and field is Mario party
*hits blunt harder*
Baseball= turn based
Football = turn based
Soccer= real time
Hockey = real time
Basketball = real time
Baseball= turn based
Football = turn based
Soccer= real time
Hockey = real time
Basketball = real time
*hits blunt*
bowling and curling are the same game just with two different battle systems
curling = turn based
bowling = real time
bowling and curling are the same game just with two different battle systems
curling = turn based
bowling = real time
February 10, 2026 at 5:26 AM
*rips bong*
Track and field is Mario party
Track and field is Mario party
That's just March Madness
When do we get a battle Royale sport?
a woman wearing a hat and a choker with the letter b on it
ALT: a woman wearing a hat and a choker with the letter b on it
media.tenor.com
February 10, 2026 at 4:59 AM
That's just March Madness
With respect to the overall flow of the game, curling is turn based
February 10, 2026 at 4:57 AM
With respect to the overall flow of the game, curling is turn based