Lore Sjöberg
@loresjoberg.bsky.social
Always a rake; never a cad.
Humor: badgods.com
Writing: dogsandsorcerers.com
My Books: https://mybook.to/booksoflore
Patreon: patreon.com/loresjoberg
Humor: badgods.com
Writing: dogsandsorcerers.com
My Books: https://mybook.to/booksoflore
Patreon: patreon.com/loresjoberg
When I go to Denny’s I always order the Ultimate Omelette because then nobody else can have one.
December 7, 2025 at 5:40 AM
When I go to Denny’s I always order the Ultimate Omelette because then nobody else can have one.
Spelling aside, I’m pretty sure I originally come from a timeline where nobody would utter “Berenstain Bears” and “Extreme Sports” in the same breath.
December 7, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Spelling aside, I’m pretty sure I originally come from a timeline where nobody would utter “Berenstain Bears” and “Extreme Sports” in the same breath.
I’m glad to hear that Spain and I are making similar bad decisions.
in spain they call this a kalimotxo and imo the worse quality wine and soda you make it with, the better it is. it's witchcraft.
December 7, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I’m glad to hear that Spain and I are making similar bad decisions.
I combined cheap boxed red wine with Big K Zero Calorie Cola and I am incredibly disquieted by how much I like it.
December 7, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I combined cheap boxed red wine with Big K Zero Calorie Cola and I am incredibly disquieted by how much I like it.
Reposted by Lore Sjöberg
We all agree that if you put Mario and Luigi in a Thunderdome situation, the only part of Mario leaving that cage is the blood on Luigi’s overalls, right?
December 6, 2025 at 10:03 AM
We all agree that if you put Mario and Luigi in a Thunderdome situation, the only part of Mario leaving that cage is the blood on Luigi’s overalls, right?
We all agree that if you put Mario and Luigi in a Thunderdome situation, the only part of Mario leaving that cage is the blood on Luigi’s overalls, right?
December 6, 2025 at 10:03 AM
We all agree that if you put Mario and Luigi in a Thunderdome situation, the only part of Mario leaving that cage is the blood on Luigi’s overalls, right?
One thing about learning a lot about a subject is that dozens of jokes about that subject are no longer funny, but five of them are now completely fucking hilarious.
December 5, 2025 at 6:57 PM
One thing about learning a lot about a subject is that dozens of jokes about that subject are no longer funny, but five of them are now completely fucking hilarious.
You know, I only appreciate Jeanne D’Arc more after learning her battle plans were universally pretty much just “Well, how ‘bout go kill those motherfuckers right now?”
December 5, 2025 at 12:32 AM
You know, I only appreciate Jeanne D’Arc more after learning her battle plans were universally pretty much just “Well, how ‘bout go kill those motherfuckers right now?”
I’m watching one of my favorite Christmas movies: Groundhog Day
December 4, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I’m watching one of my favorite Christmas movies: Groundhog Day
In retrospect, I feel kinda bad for the “Smoking is Very Glamorous” lady.
December 3, 2025 at 7:47 AM
In retrospect, I feel kinda bad for the “Smoking is Very Glamorous” lady.
Of all the classic films about Santa Claus, only one was filmed in Mexico and involves Santa feuding with an agent of Satan. That's why I'm selling a shirt and hoodie commemorating the psychotic break known as "Santa Claus (1959)"
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store.badgods.com/products/san...
December 1, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Of all the classic films about Santa Claus, only one was filmed in Mexico and involves Santa feuding with an agent of Satan. That's why I'm selling a shirt and hoodie commemorating the psychotic break known as "Santa Claus (1959)"
store.badgods.com/products/san...
store.badgods.com/products/san...
store.badgods.com/products/san...
store.badgods.com/products/san...
The scariest thing about the King In Yellow is that Green Lantern can’t affect him.
November 30, 2025 at 4:55 PM
The scariest thing about the King In Yellow is that Green Lantern can’t affect him.
“Teach Your Children” originally had a third verse about teaching the mailman well, but they wisely decided that was belaboring the point.
November 18, 2025 at 1:14 PM
“Teach Your Children” originally had a third verse about teaching the mailman well, but they wisely decided that was belaboring the point.
Building a door is just admitting that building a wall was a mistake. Commit, dammit!
November 16, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Building a door is just admitting that building a wall was a mistake. Commit, dammit!
I’m watching the US version of Ghosts and…I…like…it? Each episode has at least one annoying thing; anachronisms like Flower using the word “throuple” or 70’s-style “so crazy it just might work” plots. I keep coming back to it, though, mostly because of the excellent and charming ensemble.
November 10, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I’m watching the US version of Ghosts and…I…like…it? Each episode has at least one annoying thing; anachronisms like Flower using the word “throuple” or 70’s-style “so crazy it just might work” plots. I keep coming back to it, though, mostly because of the excellent and charming ensemble.
I always thought of them as OUR humps.
Oh frog, I have been reminded. Of THIS. www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJg4...
Alanis Morissette - My Humps
YouTube video by Alanis Morissette
www.youtube.com
November 7, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I always thought of them as OUR humps.
Step aside, pumpkin spice girls, it’s mothafuccin EGGNOG SEASON!
November 7, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Step aside, pumpkin spice girls, it’s mothafuccin EGGNOG SEASON!
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shania swift seen in same place as taylor twain ever
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taylor twain shania swift hair styles
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November 6, 2025 at 6:18 AM
shania swift vs taylor twain
shania swift taylor twain cousins
shania swift taylor twain crab walk race winner
shania swift sharia law
shania swift seen in same place as taylor twain ever
taylor twain real hanna montana
taylor twain shania swift hair styles
harry styles hair styles
shania swift taylor twain cousins
shania swift taylor twain crab walk race winner
shania swift sharia law
shania swift seen in same place as taylor twain ever
taylor twain real hanna montana
taylor twain shania swift hair styles
harry styles hair styles
But who takes priority, the bros of hoes or the hoes of bros?
November 6, 2025 at 6:02 AM
But who takes priority, the bros of hoes or the hoes of bros?
It’s important to remember that, in creating AD&D, Gary Gygax included a magic piano powered by jazz standards.
November 6, 2025 at 5:48 AM
It’s important to remember that, in creating AD&D, Gary Gygax included a magic piano powered by jazz standards.
Me (setting up the world's most expensive "deez nuts" joke): As for cognac, would you prefer the Courvoisier L'Essence or the Hennessy Paradis?
November 6, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Me (setting up the world's most expensive "deez nuts" joke): As for cognac, would you prefer the Courvoisier L'Essence or the Hennessy Paradis?
Wow, I am startled at how much bullshit Buzzfeed managed to pack into this list.
* Drunk driving was frowned upon in the 80s.
* Nobody cares if kids do odd jobs for money.
* I did not fucking take candy from random neighbors.
* People still say "no homo."
* And much more!
* Drunk driving was frowned upon in the 80s.
* Nobody cares if kids do odd jobs for money.
* I did not fucking take candy from random neighbors.
* People still say "no homo."
* And much more!
Millennials Are Sharing The Normal '80s Things That Are Considered "Wildly Inappropriate" Now
How everyone survived the '80s and '90s, I'm not sure.
www.buzzfeed.com
November 6, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Wow, I am startled at how much bullshit Buzzfeed managed to pack into this list.
* Drunk driving was frowned upon in the 80s.
* Nobody cares if kids do odd jobs for money.
* I did not fucking take candy from random neighbors.
* People still say "no homo."
* And much more!
* Drunk driving was frowned upon in the 80s.
* Nobody cares if kids do odd jobs for money.
* I did not fucking take candy from random neighbors.
* People still say "no homo."
* And much more!
Depressed person opening a beer on a Saturday evening: "It's 10:30 on a weekday somewhere…"
November 4, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Depressed person opening a beer on a Saturday evening: "It's 10:30 on a weekday somewhere…"
We are living through the golden age of not knowing whether the person you're looking at is wearing pants.
November 4, 2025 at 4:18 PM
We are living through the golden age of not knowing whether the person you're looking at is wearing pants.