Lore Sjöberg
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Always a rake; never a cad. Humor: badgods.com Writing: dogsandsorcerers.com My Books: https://mybook.to/booksoflore Patreon: patreon.com/loresjoberg
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I just had an Arab Spring Roll. It was very promising at first but it ended up being pretty disappointing by the time I was done.
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Clearly Ejae hasn’t yet resolved her feelings for her demon lover, duh.
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Having watched the 1938 film “Bringing Up Baby” starring Katherine Hepburn and Cary Grant, I can confidently and scientifically say that the exact point where a madcap comedy becomes a screwball comedy is when you introduce a second escaped leopard into the plot.
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More KPop Demon Hunters randomness; Every time I hear “Your Idol” I think of this:

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Funky Town, 0 AD
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Nice! I may very well have imprinted that one by hand, if it’s that old.
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I rewatched “Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure.” It made me nostalgic for the days when they piled the entire student body into the auditorium to watch one history class’s final presentations.
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Times remain tough, and I'm having trouble finding clients through my usual channels. If any of you have a line on a job for a full-stack developer, remote or in Seattle, please let me know. You can mail me at [email protected]. Thanks!
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I am still on a KPop Demon Hunters jag. This is pretty intense, moreso than my Encanto jag and much moreso than my brief Hamilton jag. It’s gotten to the point where I, a 55-year-old man, have a favorite KPop Dance Cover troupe. youtu.be/Rwo36UIFM-w?...
[DANCE IN PUBLIC] SAJA BOYS 사자 보이즈 - SODA POP Cover by Saycrew Indonesia
YouTube video by SAYCREW DC
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The Vice President of the United States used his social media page to tell Joy Reid, a private citizen with no connection to the government, that she should express "gratitude" for how this country has treated her.

Black women remain the most consistent targets in all of this.
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Ronald McDonald House: Admirable charity, terrible electronic dance music genre.
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Jesus Christ how much does that dog shit?
Sign in park. Text: Leash Pets Obey Scoop Law SMC 18.12.080. Image is a silhouette of white on green with some sort of hound on a leash and a generic crosswalk man holding a surprisingly large bucket.
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There are two things that I keep learning then completely forgetting: First, how and why time dilation works based on the theory of relativity; and second, why the sheet music for some instruments is transposed from their actual pitch.
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ADHD Addendum: Just to be clear, I know people can sing in tremolo. It’s the speed and the way it snaps on and off that makes me wonder. Amazing voice control, if it’s not digital.
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I’m listening to “Golden” and…Ejae’s tremolo? Is that something a human voice can do? It’s so rapid, brief and subtle my first assumption is that it’s a digital effect; I’ve never heard anyone sing quite like that. If you want to listen yourself, it’s on most of the “oh” vowels in the chorus.
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“I’m dying, my friend.”

“No! You’ll be—“

“This is no time for lies. Tell me you’ll take care of my family.”

“You—”

“Tell me!”

“I…I’ll take care of your family.”

“Swear!”

“I’ll fucking take care of those fuckers! I’ll look the goddamn fuck after them, you dying-ass shit-cunt!”

“Thank…you…”
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Oh sure, no doubt. If you wanted you could even relate it to the Maiden (Bubbles, innocent), the Mother (Blossom, gaurdian), and the Crone (Buttercup, jaded).
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Okay, now that I’ve praised KPop Demon Hunters sufficiently I can point out that the main characters are essentially Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup with glowy magic weapons.
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Every so often, out of nowhere, I suddenly think “Oh, yeah, Netflix used to send me movies in the freaking mail. I was in one of the most surreal transitional moments in technological history and I didn’t even know it.”
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The only thing in popular animation on the same level is the Spider-Verse saga. If you don’t like it, well, taste is subjective, but if you dismiss it you honestly don’t know what you’re talking about.
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Okay, KPop Demon Hunters is genuinely brilliant, independently of your interest in kpop, demons, or the hunting thereof. The animation is genius, the script is a masterclass in concise storytelling, the lyrics are Miranda levels of inspired, and the music always does exactly what it needs to do.
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Me: (throws dagger)

My nemesis: You missed.

Me: Did I?

Guy down the street with a dagger in his arm: YES YOU FUCKING DID!
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"Peter! Susan! Edmund! Lucy! Where have you children been?"
"Narnia?"
"What's Narnia?"
"Narnia business."
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Inviting a girl over for pizza and kink: “What topping do you want and what topping do you want?