Robert Hutchinson
ertchin.bsky.social
Robert Hutchinson
@ertchin.bsky.social
just a guy who likes puzzles, VTubers, assorted other dorkery

he/him

please abandon Substack and generative AI

if forced to describe self politically in 2 words, "anarchist humanist"

trans rights

free Palestine

abolish ICE
I appreciate the dunking on the gyouza skeptic, but "joined 7 hours ago and has 100+ replies" is either a bot or the most pitiful human alive.
November 25, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Putting ChatGPT and its ilk into the world for general use is literally on the same level as selling cotton-candy-flavored bleach.
November 24, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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I'm telling you, make a universal "Nintendo seal of approval" style png saying Certified Human Made or similar and watch the sales increase
November 24, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I think I have a poor grip on a lot of my emotions, but in a way that is pretty easy to hide and/or downplay.

Something to talk to a therapist about.

One day, theoretically.
November 24, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Thing I look forward to in the theoretical future where I have disposable income: paying all these folks for their (cryptic) crosswords.
November 24, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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In Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, glitches can be used to keep Flavio as a follower. If Mario enters the 8-bit Easter egg room with him, he will assume the role of Mario's partner. As such, this can be used to make Flavio e.g. spin, drag Mario into the shadows, or explode.
November 24, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Can we dissolve The Atlantic and give their resources to folks who would make a good magazine instead?
November 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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funniest comedy movies of all time:

10. simpsons movie
9. simpsons tv show
8. randy's candies (1988)
7. randy's candies (2007)
6. randy's candies (1902)
5. chiefs vs. browns (2002)
4. randy's candies (2029)
3. a TRULY funny film that ya GOTTA see to believe!!
3. simpsons
2. comedies
1. GREAT movies
November 24, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I Like Me, Charlie Brown. My Wife Likes Me.
Many Who Die Deserve Life. Can You Give It to Them, Charlie Brown?
Okay. Yes. We’re bored now. We’re all bored. But has it ever occurred to you, Charlie Brown, that the process which creates this boredom that we see in the world now may very well be a self-perpetuating unconscious form of brainwashing created by a world totalitarian government based on money?
November 24, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Elon Musk: you can take a photo of someone and tell Grok to do a vulgar roast of them based on their appearance

Elon Musk: I don't understand why people have to be so cruel to me just because I caused the deaths of tens of thousands of sick children, it's hurtful
November 24, 2025 at 2:14 PM
But seriously folks, Dinosaur Comics is really easy to just start reading AND if you decide you want to read old ones there are (whispers) 23 years' worth.
i've heard of a "critical failure", but this is ridiculous

qwantz.com/index.php?co...
November 24, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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i've heard of a "critical failure", but this is ridiculous

qwantz.com/index.php?co...
November 24, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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Starting to put out requests for rent help.

This month is almost certainly gonna be a REALLY bad one, I’m a bit terrified, and any early help would mean the absolute world to me, seriously.

Thank you, and lots of love and gratitude.
I make very little dollary doos and live in a very expensive city. If I’ve ever made you laugh or think and you can spare a few dollars, please consider tipping!

Paypal and Interac are both

sincerelynataliereed

at

gmail

❤️❤️❤️
November 24, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Translating "trivial background dialogue" is "superfluous and distracting" ...

(eyebrow twitch)
November 24, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Trying to give myself more grace for not remembering (let's say) why I unfollowed someone on Twitter 5 years ago.

Why would I expect myself to remember that? Of all the junk piled in there, why even be sure that I didn't throw that nugget away?
November 24, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Sometimes I know that I'm writing one of these just for me.
peach: victim died of multiple stab wounds and abrasions

booster: *throws her a bouquet* ever heard of knife guy and grate guy
November 24, 2025 at 9:27 AM
peach: victim died of multiple stab wounds and abrasions

booster: *throws her a bouquet* ever heard of knife guy and grate guy
November 24, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I realize this could be read by some people as "look at how thoughtful I am", and I assure you it should be read as "I really liked this artwork and so I'm mad".
I was so excited to repost some truly amazing Deltarune fanart I saw linked in a Discord thread, and then they went and called Kris a boy in the alt text. (deflating balloon noise)
November 23, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I was so excited to repost some truly amazing Deltarune fanart I saw linked in a Discord thread, and then they went and called Kris a boy in the alt text. (deflating balloon noise)
November 23, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Ohhhhh boy. I see myself in this. I have worked on not being this person, and had some success, but not yet enough.

When "I don't want to have wronged you" outweighs "I did wrong and I'm sorry".
finished a rambly ruminatey blog post i had in drafts for a long time, curious if yall have seen this also or think i'm full of shit (i am but maybe not about this)

www.joewintergreen.com/gaslighting-...
shit i keep seeing: “conflict resolution” via gaslighting – joe wintergreen internet zone
www.joewintergreen.com
November 23, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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finished a rambly ruminatey blog post i had in drafts for a long time, curious if yall have seen this also or think i'm full of shit (i am but maybe not about this)

www.joewintergreen.com/gaslighting-...
shit i keep seeing: “conflict resolution” via gaslighting – joe wintergreen internet zone
www.joewintergreen.com
November 23, 2025 at 3:52 AM
It worries me a little that I started reading this, thought "it's good, I should share it," then got to the bottom and realized I'd commented on it when it was first posted. O brain, o brain ...

But yeah! On why it's not that weird that conservatives can like Star Trek:

gius.uk/trek/Progres...
November 23, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Me learning that Goldie Hawn was married to Gus Trikonis, a name I know only from MST3K.

("guy in charge of undercooked pork")
November 23, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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Pediatrician with mad vax skills: #AGoodPlace

Source: www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil...
November 22, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Hyping up my "200th follow" even though it's the 200th account I follow, not that follows me.
November 23, 2025 at 8:48 AM