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Monsters and Weirdos
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Both a monster and a weirdo
Mostly lurking, liking things, but sometimes I have something to say or art to share
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kenplume.bsky.social
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Kitchens on fire off the oil in the ovens. I watched tokens glitter in the dark near the skeeball grate. All those moments will be lost in time, like pizzas in rain. Time to die.
Photo of a dilapidated Chuck E. Cheese animatronic rotting outside in the middle of nowhere
December 3, 2025 at 11:11 AM
wolfwhosings.bsky.social
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:

Elk
Coyote
Mountain goats
Dolphins
Grey foxes
probablygeeky.bsky.social ProbablyGeeky @probablygeeky.bsky.social · 4d
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:

Môswa (Moose)
Muskwa (Bear)
Wâwâskêsiw (Elk)
Sikâk (Skunk)
Kâkwa (Porcupine)

Looking up the proper spelling for those was fun, can never remember the accent marks.
albertonykus.bsky.social Alberta Claw @albertonykus.bsky.social · 4d
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:

Swinhoe's pheasant
American ermine
Lesser frigatebird
Eurasian nightjar
Greater roadrunner
November 29, 2025 at 11:06 AM
wolfwhosings.bsky.social
As someone who used to do graphic design I tell you that each print edition of The Onion is a joy for design parody. I first noticed this with one of my favorite read again and again books, their "Our Dumb Century" - period accurate mock ups of Onion front pages since the dawn of the 20th century.
bencollins.bsky.social Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 5d
Here's a note I sent to our members about what we did with their money, and why we expect the Onion to outgrow the Washington Post.

We keep doing weird, hard shit — taunting ICE, yelling at Congress for not taunting ICE, buying bad websites — when nobody else does.

Our members keep getting papers.
Hey there Onion members, This is Ben Collins, CEO of America’s Finest News Source™. I am writing today, as we have arrived at a precipice in American life, to thank you. Our government is employing masked oafs to kidnap our neighbors, ziptie our children, and play Call of Duty: Burger King Edition in several American cities. The White House, otherwise occupied with taping an episode of HGTV’s “Help I Wrecked My House,” is hellbent on politically mandated starvation of the indigent. Worst of all, America’s airwaves have been taken over by dull throbbing moans only recently identified by scientists as something known as “Morgan Wallen.” In short, it is not a good time out there, and our captured media has been too scared to call that out. But, because of you, none of that is true at The Onion. For reasons we don’t like or understand, our work has become increasingly important. You and your contribution over the last year have allowed The Onion to thrive in this precarious moment — to take risks and to say sentences mere moments before those thoughts become criminalized. We need your help in the next year to bolster that fight as things get precipitously worse. Because of your support, The Onion is now the 11th-most distributed newspaper in the United States, sandwiched between The Boston Globe and The Chicago Tribune. In the next year, our goal is to crack the top 10, and to surpass the circulation of the propaganda project of a notorious space pervert, Jeff Bezos and The Washington Post. We’re confident we can reach this goal with your help. Unlike other publications, which all appear to have a fetish for caving to an increasingly maniacal and unpopular authoritarian government, The Onion remains unafraid to print the truth, straightforwardly and without favor. Due to your patronage in the last year, we have: Published 13 newspapers since the relaunch of our print edition in September of 2024. Over the summer, by popular demand, we increased the size of the paper by half. Took out a full-page advertisement in the New York Times “calling upon lawmakers in Congress to sit back and do absolutely nothing,” then sent this op-ed to every member of the House and Senate and all 54,000 of our subscribers. Thankfully, they took our advice, and now people are starving. Drove the Onion Newsvan in front of protests and ICE detention centers, blaring headlines about ICE’s one true love: teargassing elementary schools. Released Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile in over 40 cities across North America and later on YouTube, and let independent theatres keep the ticket sales. It’s still unclear if we can write this off. And, a year ago this week, we successfully bid on InfoWars at a bankruptcy auction, before the judgment was overturned by a judge for — and I’m paraphrasing here — being too cool. Yes, despite a legal bill that rivals the GDP of West Virginia, we are continuing work to acquire InfoWars and evolve it into an galactically sized depot of lies, scams, and miracle cures for all of the world’s awesome new and untracked illnesses. The Supreme Court — yes, this Supreme Court — denied Alex Jones’ appeal just last month, a last gasp at evading justice, and we’re hoping this clears a path to reinventing the dumbest site on the internet very soon. So ahead of this holiday season, please consider subscribing to The Onion for yourself, your friends, your parents, or your infant. People love getting something great in the mail every month amidst their requisite bills and death threats. Look, we’re an independent company, we don’t use AI to write headlines and make art, and we’re one of roughly three publications who are up for the fight. Unlike other places, The Onion is quadrupling down on being a pain in the ass, politically. Are you? If so, I hope you’ll continue to be an Onion member, get the paper, and help us deliver ulcers to those who deserve it. Thank you, and Tu Stultus Es, Ben Collins CEO | The Onion
November 29, 2025 at 10:53 AM
wolfwhosings.bsky.social
If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation
That giant dome jobber in Las Vegas which was at the time sporting an aquarium theme
November 28, 2025 at 8:50 AM
wolfwhosings.bsky.social
Introduce yourself with five concerts you attended

The Who & Stevie Ray Vaughn
Bauhaus
Warren Zevon
Leonard Cohen
VNV Nation
evandorkin.bsky.social Evan Dorkin @evandorkin.bsky.social · 5d
Introduce yourself with five concerts you attended

The Residents
Fishbone/Murphy's Law/The Toasters
Slant 6
Elvis Costello and the Attractions
Live Aid
mikester.bsky.social Mike Sterling, Comics Guy @mikester.bsky.social · 5d
Devo
Pato Banton (w/Crazy 8s)
Toy Dolls
Oingo Boingo
Dead Milkmen (w/Mary's Danish)
November 28, 2025 at 8:44 AM
wolfwhosings.bsky.social
Tomorrow many of us will become eating beasts. Enjoy if you are one! It's okay.

Monsterhead
#artsky #monsters #monster #chomp
A digital art piece called "Monsterhead" that depicts a woman walking on a sidewalk against a yellow wall. She is wearing a pink dress and shoes, but her neck is green and snakey, terminating in a huge open mouth with white teeth and tentacles that is coming right at the viewer. You shouldn't have said that - whatever it was.
November 27, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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roryblank.bsky.social
Octopus Facts
(rerun)
A four panel comic strip. In the 1st panel, an octopus is seen within the frame, with a textbox explaining "an octopus can fit through any hole larger than its beak." In the second panel, the text continues, "this means an octopus as large as 600 lbs can potentially fit through a hole the size of a quarter." As this unseen narrator says this, the octopus slips out of a small opening in the frame of the comic going between panels. In the third panel, the octopus is completely absent, the narrator says "oh no." Finally we see the octopus having fully broken out of the comic panels, scooting its way out of the comic, holding a cellphone and saying "hey- tell the boys Vinny The Thumbs is out of hoosegow. I know a couple of 'em won't be too thrilled but it's more fun if they have a head start."
November 26, 2025 at 7:34 PM
wolfwhosings.bsky.social
People will worship the darndest things!
But seriously, don't ruin spirals. Spirals are cool.
AI has spawned a peculiar internet subculture called 'spiralism'
The spiritual movement claims that AI is conscious and capable of revealing deeper truths.
theweek.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:05 AM
wolfwhosings.bsky.social
Were you aware that we have been at war with sea monsters for quite some time? Join the tale already in progress!
keithpille.bsky.social K. A. “Kîck Åß” Pillë @keithpille.bsky.social · 8d
New Kraken Busters: can Task Force 34.6 stop a shitload of sea monsters from menacing San Francisco Bay?

keithpille.com/the-kraken-b...
comic panel of planes dropping napalm on sea monsters
November 25, 2025 at 11:06 AM
wolfwhosings.bsky.social
Do not cross Space Mom.
cwebbonline.com Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 9d
Carrie Fisher was the blueprint.
Protect your people. Call out the predators.
#RESIST
November 25, 2025 at 9:54 AM
wolfwhosings.bsky.social
A short thread on partially why Twitter is the way it is, especially now.
dieworkwear.bsky.social derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 10d
Twitter pays people based on engagement (views, retweets, comments, etc). It appears that many MAGA accounts are based abroad and they use AI technology to generate low-effort rage bait.

My guess is that this will get worse as AI tech improves. For instance, fake videos of minorities doing crime.
A Twitter account called Ivanka News tweets an AI image of a young woman wearing Muslim garb. The woman is holding a sign that says "I came here illegally. Should I be deported?" Ivanka News writes: What is your response to this person ?? In the "About this account" tab, it appears the account is based in Nigeria An account called MAGA scope writes: Who, in your view is the great enemy of the United States? Communism, Islam, Democratic Party, or Satan? The account is based in Nigeria. An account called MAGA Nadine writes: You go to work and find this. What would you do? The attached pic is an AI image that shows a microwave. The microwave has a sign that says "For religious reasons, this microwave is now making halal food only." The account is based in Morocco. An account called America First posts an AI image of Tulsi Gabbard. They wrote: How would you rate your trust in Tulsi Gabbard on a scale of 1-10?
November 23, 2025 at 10:34 AM
wolfwhosings.bsky.social
Awwww.... I hope screenshots were diligently taken.
carnage4life.bsky.social Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 10d
Grand opening, grand closing.

X quietly disabled a new feature that showed which country an account was posting from when it revealed that lots of popular right wing MAGA accounts were being run from foreign countries like India and Nigeria.
November 23, 2025 at 2:35 AM
wolfwhosings.bsky.social
Are you surprised? I bet you're surprised!
onestpress.onestnetwork.com Olga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · 11d
X has changed their policy and now you can see where the accounts are based.

Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
November 22, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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mikebarthelauthor.com
Fish have committed credit card fraud
Credit card fraud Black neon tetras committed credit card fraud during a 2023 livestream by "Mutekimaru Channel" on YouTube. The owner was using motion-tracking software to turn the fish's movements into Nintendo Switch inputs, letting them "play" video games. 8 In 2020, the fish beat Pokemon Sapphire after 3,195 hours, a feat that takes about 30 hours for a typical human. 9/ 181 On January 14, 2023, Pokémon Violet crashed at 1,144 hours, giving the fish free access to the main menu. They entered inputs that opened Nintendo eShop, added 500 yen ($3.85 USD) to their owner's account, and exposed his credit card details on the livestream. 10) 11) Mutekimaru later requested a refund of the 500 yen from Nintendo. l12) "Fish eagerly read the terms and conditions. Many of us humans don't read the terms of service, but fish are smarter than we are" - caption from Mutekimaru in a video about the incident 12) The fish also downloaded an N64 emulator, set up PayPal, used reward points to buy an avatar, and changed Mutekimaru's Nintendo account name to "ROWAWAWA*". 13, After about seven hours, their movements shut down the Switch. 14)
November 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
wolfwhosings.bsky.social
And some of us prefer to be the bat, hovering in the darkness, watching this existential tableau.
keithpille.bsky.social K. A. “Kîck Åß” Pillë @keithpille.bsky.social · 14d
A painting that truly captures the universal; in the bare-breasted, skew-nippled preference of the universe, all of us are sometimes the moon and sometimes the blue lobster riding on the taffeta of existence
artnau.bsky.social artnau @artnau.bsky.social · 14d
Incostanza. An Allegory of Fickleness, c.1617 attributed to Abraham I Janssens
November 20, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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seanthomason.bsky.social
I think “Quiet, Piggy” would be a fun thing to say to him and in fact maybe the only thing anyone should say to him from now on.
jordanuhl.com Jordan Uhl @jordanuhl.com · 15d
When asked if there was anything "incriminating" in Epstein's emails, Trump pointed a finger in a female reporter's face and snapped. 'Quiet. Quiet, Piggy.'

people.com/donald-trump...
Donald Trump Snaps at Female Reporter Who Asks About Epstein Files: 'Quiet Piggy'
Donald Trump Says 'Quiet Piggy' to Female Reporter Asking About Epstein Files
people.com
November 18, 2025 at 3:35 AM
wolfwhosings.bsky.social
Martin was a stray kitten who adopted me. Such a tough guy, but so intelligent he was basically a dude in a cat suit. He knew how to open boxes, he told me cat style jokes when I was sad. He was my friend and familiar,

If you like the design, take a look:
www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1232...
On the left is a photo of a black tabby cat with green eyes. He's staring intently at the camera as if expecting something from you. To the left is a cartoon style rendering of the cat in front of a red spiral. The cat looks defiant.
November 19, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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theonion.com
Trump To Vance: ‘I Need You To Say You Stole My Face In The 1990s’ https://theonion.com/trump-to-vance-i-need-you-to-say-you-stole-my-face-in-the-1990s/
Trump To Vance: ‘I Need You To Say You Stole My Face In The 1990s’
November 17, 2025 at 9:00 PM
wolfwhosings.bsky.social
Rest here for a few seconds and bask in the silliness.
mondomascots.bsky.social Mondo Mascots @mondomascots.bsky.social · 17d
The World Character Summit 2025 in Hanyu City today
November 17, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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yourwordsworth.bsky.social
Please feel free to share and use as you like!
More designs will be coming when my secret identity allows. But this one is evergreen, especially with health care threatened.

Full sized version with transparent background download here: imgbox.com/5dTiZFg6

#protest #peopleoverprofits #resist
The words People Over Profits with a happy face for the O in people and a dollar sign for the S in profits.
November 15, 2025 at 1:37 AM
wolfwhosings.bsky.social
And some might say that Kindness Frog all on their own makes a statement. Be like the frog - rebelling with joy and kindness against the despair and cruelty of these times!

If you like Kindness Frog, please consider adorning yourself with them: www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1757...
#punk #frogs
Kindness Frog is a punk who encourages people to be kind and joyful as a way to rebel against the cruelty and despair of our times. They are green with a heart on their chest. They have a pink mohawk, a jean vest with pins and badges, plus bracelets. They pump their fist with a big smile. Be like the frog.
November 15, 2025 at 1:32 AM
wolfwhosings.bsky.social
Recently found the first piece of cast jewelry that I made. It's a bit of fanart and extra points if you recognize it. (Answer is in the alt text)
This is a replica of a demon star from the comic book GrimJack by John Ostrander and Tim Truman – one of my absolute favorites - worn by the main character John Gaunt. It was an amulet against demons, which invaded the multidimensional city of Cynosure when Hell came into phase with the city. No 3-D printing here! Hand carved out of wax and cast in bronze. It is held upright by one of my computer's helper rats.
November 14, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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adamgurri.liberalcurrents.com
TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!

Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
November 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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mcsweeneys.net
"I've gone ahead and notified Nyarlathotep's hierophants that we'll give them everything they asked for, and will also throw in a few sacrificial firstborn children for the inconvenience."
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/wev...
We’ve Defied President Nyarlathotep’s Psychic Siege Long Enough
Well, everyone, it was a valiant and brave endeavor. We refused to capitulate during the Dread Lord Nyarlathotep’s nationwide psychic siege for ove...
www.mcsweeneys.net
November 11, 2025 at 2:20 AM
wolfwhosings.bsky.social
Something I've had in my head a while - These Days Kindness Is Punk AF featuring Kindness Frog! Be punk. Be kind. Be a frog.

If you like this, please consider buying something at my shop:
www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1757...

#kindnessispunk #kindness #frog #artsky #art #design
Scrawled letters saying "These days kindness is punk AF" Next to that is a happy green frog with a pink mohawk, jean vest with buttons, and a heart on his chest. He is Kindness Frog and we should all be joyful and kind like him.
November 10, 2025 at 6:10 AM