Sean Thomason
@seanthomason.bsky.social
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Sean Thomason
@seanthomason.bsky.social
· Sep 23
Trying to imagine what it'd take for me to yell at a server. Like if I ordered an omelette and they brought me a bowl of rats? But I'd probably still just be like "I'm sorry, you seem to have brought me someone else's bowl of rats."
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Who doesn't love a good guy toss now and then? rifftrax.com/the-humanoid
November 22, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Who doesn't love a good guy toss now and then? rifftrax.com/the-humanoid
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It’s hard to say what makes something spiritually a “Thanksgiving movie” but Hundreds of Beavers is definitely a Thanksgiving movie.
November 30, 2024 at 4:16 AM
It’s hard to say what makes something spiritually a “Thanksgiving movie” but Hundreds of Beavers is definitely a Thanksgiving movie.
When I see someone post about the horrors of colonoscopy prep.
November 24, 2025 at 11:22 PM
When I see someone post about the horrors of colonoscopy prep.
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Now unlocked and free at our Patreon or wherever you get your favorite podcasts! Join us and @seanthomason.bsky.social for a look into a dismaying world of balloons and depressing parades!
Now up for patrons: @seanthomason.bsky.social joins us for an example of true outsider cinema, FUN IN BALLOON LAND! Jen also introduces her name for a cursed subgenre: Mahoncore. Listen at our Patreon www.patreon.com/posts/143748...
261 - Fun in Balloon Land | Have You Seen This?
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November 24, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Now unlocked and free at our Patreon or wherever you get your favorite podcasts! Join us and @seanthomason.bsky.social for a look into a dismaying world of balloons and depressing parades!
Wild to think a year ago I was recovering from surgery under the care of Dr. Cowboy. Now he claims I still owe him money and he won’t take my insurance 😑
My advice as your attorney is to adopt a dog immediately.
November 23, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Wild to think a year ago I was recovering from surgery under the care of Dr. Cowboy. Now he claims I still owe him money and he won’t take my insurance 😑
Texting Mamdani: “Hey Z, am I getting this fit off? I am, right? Yeah, I know I am. But am I?”
November 22, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Texting Mamdani: “Hey Z, am I getting this fit off? I am, right? Yeah, I know I am. But am I?”
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Mamdani looking down on Trump like you’d watch a dog try to open a locked door with their paws
November 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Mamdani looking down on Trump like you’d watch a dog try to open a locked door with their paws
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this is how i found out she resigned thanks
So long and farewell to you, Rep. Marjorie The Gathering.
November 22, 2025 at 2:08 AM
this is how i found out she resigned thanks
So long and farewell to you, Rep. Marjorie The Gathering.
November 22, 2025 at 1:43 AM
So long and farewell to you, Rep. Marjorie The Gathering.
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big bugs bunny getting elmer fudd to marry him vibes in the white house currently i see
November 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
big bugs bunny getting elmer fudd to marry him vibes in the white house currently i see
Trump texting Mamdani late tonight: “Sup king? You see everybody freaking out about us today, lol, so funny right? Anyway I’m just chilling, watching my shows. You? It’s okay if you’re already in bed, you can answer tomorrow. Sleep tight, Mr. Mayor!”
November 21, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Trump texting Mamdani late tonight: “Sup king? You see everybody freaking out about us today, lol, so funny right? Anyway I’m just chilling, watching my shows. You? It’s okay if you’re already in bed, you can answer tomorrow. Sleep tight, Mr. Mayor!”
Oh yeah well I just passed a resolution condemning The House, whaddaya say about that
BREAKING: The House passes a resolution condemning socialism, per FOX
November 21, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Oh yeah well I just passed a resolution condemning The House, whaddaya say about that
Background third-tier Harkonnen from David Lynch's Dune.
November 20, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Background third-tier Harkonnen from David Lynch's Dune.
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“virginia is for lovers,” whispers a voice from the floor vent
November 13, 2025 at 7:10 PM
“virginia is for lovers,” whispers a voice from the floor vent
Coyote trots by on the sidewalk in front of the house and I say "Look at him, like he owns the place." Then, a moment later, sagaciously, with all the wisdom of history behind me, "...and in a way, he does."
November 19, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Coyote trots by on the sidewalk in front of the house and I say "Look at him, like he owns the place." Then, a moment later, sagaciously, with all the wisdom of history behind me, "...and in a way, he does."
Ah, the thinking man’s Sour Cream & Onion.
November 19, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Ah, the thinking man’s Sour Cream & Onion.
Is it just me or is there a wave of chain restaurant commercials acting like chicken tenders are a brand new idea.
November 19, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Is it just me or is there a wave of chain restaurant commercials acting like chicken tenders are a brand new idea.
I think “Quiet, Piggy” would be a fun thing to say to him and in fact maybe the only thing anyone should say to him from now on.
When asked if there was anything "incriminating" in Epstein's emails, Trump pointed a finger in a female reporter's face and snapped. 'Quiet. Quiet, Piggy.'
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Donald Trump Snaps at Female Reporter Who Asks About Epstein Files: 'Quiet Piggy'
Donald Trump Says 'Quiet Piggy' to Female Reporter Asking About Epstein Files
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November 18, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I think “Quiet, Piggy” would be a fun thing to say to him and in fact maybe the only thing anyone should say to him from now on.
When someone tries to tell me who Olivia Nuzzi is my eyes roll back and my mouth emits a 56k baud dial-up modem signal continuously until they go away.
November 18, 2025 at 2:33 AM
When someone tries to tell me who Olivia Nuzzi is my eyes roll back and my mouth emits a 56k baud dial-up modem signal continuously until they go away.
I’ve heard of Bubba Gump, but Bubba blown by Trump??
November 17, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I’ve heard of Bubba Gump, but Bubba blown by Trump??
One of my least favorite coffee shop experiences is turning around to discover I've been in the background of someone else's zoom meeting.
November 17, 2025 at 7:30 PM
One of my least favorite coffee shop experiences is turning around to discover I've been in the background of someone else's zoom meeting.
Power's out in the neighborhood, checked for updates on a local group and the first comment was "power out in winter, how typical of the demonrats!" 🤔
November 17, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Power's out in the neighborhood, checked for updates on a local group and the first comment was "power out in winter, how typical of the demonrats!" 🤔
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I invented a new film subgenre
Now up for patrons: @seanthomason.bsky.social joins us for an example of true outsider cinema, FUN IN BALLOON LAND! Jen also introduces her name for a cursed subgenre: Mahoncore. Listen at our Patreon www.patreon.com/posts/143748...
261 - Fun in Balloon Land | Have You Seen This?
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November 17, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I invented a new film subgenre
So much fun talking about one of my favorites. As the increasingly shitfaced Thanksgiving parade narrator would say, “yay yay!”
Now up for patrons: @seanthomason.bsky.social joins us for an example of true outsider cinema, FUN IN BALLOON LAND! Jen also introduces her name for a cursed subgenre: Mahoncore. Listen at our Patreon www.patreon.com/posts/143748...
261 - Fun in Balloon Land | Have You Seen This?
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November 17, 2025 at 4:51 AM
So much fun talking about one of my favorites. As the increasingly shitfaced Thanksgiving parade narrator would say, “yay yay!”
It’s raining heavily outside while I’m running the washing machine AND the dishwasher… feels sick. Diseased. Like I’m Baron Harkonnen slathering myself in spice.
November 16, 2025 at 2:08 AM
It’s raining heavily outside while I’m running the washing machine AND the dishwasher… feels sick. Diseased. Like I’m Baron Harkonnen slathering myself in spice.