Sean Thomason
@seanthomason.bsky.social
RiffTrax Writer / Producer
Los Angeles (born and raised in Appalachia)
Los Angeles (born and raised in Appalachia)
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Sean Thomason
@seanthomason.bsky.social
· Sep 23
Trying to imagine what it'd take for me to yell at a server. Like if I ordered an omelette and they brought me a bowl of rats? But I'd probably still just be like "I'm sorry, you seem to have brought me someone else's bowl of rats."
I look away from bluesky for maybe an hour and when I come back everybody’s posting Hole.
January 29, 2026 at 3:51 AM
I look away from bluesky for maybe an hour and when I come back everybody’s posting Hole.
Via appalachians4appalachia
January 29, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Via appalachians4appalachia
Through the last several years of chaos and uncertainty, one thing has been my guiding light, my rock, my source of comfort: the stability of Rob Schneider’s marriage. Now to take a large drink of water and go online…
January 28, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Through the last several years of chaos and uncertainty, one thing has been my guiding light, my rock, my source of comfort: the stability of Rob Schneider’s marriage. Now to take a large drink of water and go online…
It really feels like the good people of Minnesota kinda broke these fuckers. Cheers forever to the Minnesotans.
January 28, 2026 at 12:54 AM
It really feels like the good people of Minnesota kinda broke these fuckers. Cheers forever to the Minnesotans.
Can’t wait to get around to watching the Melania movie right after I’ve seen absolutely every other movie ever made in the history of Earth a couple of times.
January 28, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Can’t wait to get around to watching the Melania movie right after I’ve seen absolutely every other movie ever made in the history of Earth a couple of times.
Lucy vs. the male loneliness epidemic
January 27, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Lucy vs. the male loneliness epidemic
If I run into Greg Bovino here in California it’s on sight, assuming I have a microscope powerful enough to detect him.
January 27, 2026 at 2:05 AM
If I run into Greg Bovino here in California it’s on sight, assuming I have a microscope powerful enough to detect him.
How he thinks he looks / How he actually looks
January 26, 2026 at 7:01 PM
How he thinks he looks / How he actually looks
Starting to treat bluesky like a slot machine where every time I open the app there’s a chance I’ll find out It’s Happened.
January 26, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Starting to treat bluesky like a slot machine where every time I open the app there’s a chance I’ll find out It’s Happened.
My last two posts have contained prominent typos. For someone like me this represents a complete meltdown.
January 25, 2026 at 9:55 PM
My last two posts have contained prominent typos. For someone like me this represents a complete meltdown.
At times like this my instagram feed is all infographics and rage and places to donate and then one woman having the time of het life on the French Riviera.
January 25, 2026 at 9:50 PM
At times like this my instagram feed is all infographics and rage and places to donate and then one woman having the time of het life on the French Riviera.
Oh my god I really thought everyone was kidding about Brett Ratner directing the Melanie movie
January 25, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Oh my god I really thought everyone was kidding about Brett Ratner directing the Melanie movie
2020: we applaud the nurses helping people
2026: they shoot the nurse for helping people
2026: they shoot the nurse for helping people
January 24, 2026 at 10:34 PM
2020: we applaud the nurses helping people
2026: they shoot the nurse for helping people
2026: they shoot the nurse for helping people
Reposted by Sean Thomason
He was doing what many have been saying white men should be doing. He went outside to observe, he documented, he put his body on the line to protect another person and for this he was murdered by the gatekeepers of the fascist regime.
January 24, 2026 at 8:21 PM
He was doing what many have been saying white men should be doing. He went outside to observe, he documented, he put his body on the line to protect another person and for this he was murdered by the gatekeepers of the fascist regime.
To those circulating rumors that I ate an entire box of Trader Joe’s mac n cheese by myself tonight, my only response is this: I never said I was perfect.
January 23, 2026 at 5:03 AM
To those circulating rumors that I ate an entire box of Trader Joe’s mac n cheese by myself tonight, my only response is this: I never said I was perfect.
No movie remake can "ruin your childhood." Your childhood already happened. Develop some new interests.
January 22, 2026 at 7:21 PM
No movie remake can "ruin your childhood." Your childhood already happened. Develop some new interests.
Reposted by Sean Thomason
johnny cab ass face
Border Commander Greg Bovino stands outside a South Minneapolis gas station this morning with BORTAC officers in what seemed like an effort to draw more and more people to the scene as other agents shoot high resolution video of the crowd yelling and blowing whistles.
January 21, 2026 at 8:21 PM
johnny cab ass face
Maybe I’m naive but I feel like “don’t kidnap 5 year olds” is a pretty universal stance, except among kidnappers.
January 22, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Maybe I’m naive but I feel like “don’t kidnap 5 year olds” is a pretty universal stance, except among kidnappers.
When you wake up and it didn’t happen.
January 21, 2026 at 4:23 PM
When you wake up and it didn’t happen.
How about you go ask him in person
January 20, 2026 at 8:45 PM
How about you go ask him in person
I didn't know whole milk was becoming a culture war issue, but just last week at the bar I said "an adult drinking a glass of milk is perverse" and one guy got mad at me.
January 20, 2026 at 7:20 PM
I didn't know whole milk was becoming a culture war issue, but just last week at the bar I said "an adult drinking a glass of milk is perverse" and one guy got mad at me.
“Make Heaven Crowded” was also the slogan of the bubonic plague.
January 20, 2026 at 4:10 AM
“Make Heaven Crowded” was also the slogan of the bubonic plague.
Saw something that pissed me off on instagram, then got distracted and forgot what it was, so naturally I went back to find it so I could… what, be all pissed off? Why? Is this the reason for which we were made?
January 20, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Saw something that pissed me off on instagram, then got distracted and forgot what it was, so naturally I went back to find it so I could… what, be all pissed off? Why? Is this the reason for which we were made?
Oh my posts aren’t popular and don’t get engagement? Not my fuckin’ problem.
January 20, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Oh my posts aren’t popular and don’t get engagement? Not my fuckin’ problem.