Sean Thomason
@seanthomason.bsky.social
RiffTrax Writer / Producer
Los Angeles (born and raised in Appalachia)
Los Angeles (born and raised in Appalachia)
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Sean Thomason
@seanthomason.bsky.social
· Sep 23
Trying to imagine what it'd take for me to yell at a server. Like if I ordered an omelette and they brought me a bowl of rats? But I'd probably still just be like "I'm sorry, you seem to have brought me someone else's bowl of rats."
Fine, I’ll be the one to say it: more like Good Bunny.
February 2, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Fine, I’ll be the one to say it: more like Good Bunny.
Reposted by Sean Thomason
This gets some extreme laughter from me every time. The crew really went hard.
@seanthomason.bsky.social @rifftrax.com
Truly one of the funniest riffs ever.
@seanthomason.bsky.social @rifftrax.com
Truly one of the funniest riffs ever.
February 1, 2026 at 11:21 PM
This gets some extreme laughter from me every time. The crew really went hard.
@seanthomason.bsky.social @rifftrax.com
Truly one of the funniest riffs ever.
@seanthomason.bsky.social @rifftrax.com
Truly one of the funniest riffs ever.
“Fuck Trump, fuck ICE, and chinga la migra” has become our standard toast.
I’ve had a pretty unusual life and done some cool stuff but being embraced by the working class Latino guys at my local Dodger bar as “the white homie” is one of my proudest accomplishments.
February 1, 2026 at 4:33 AM
“Fuck Trump, fuck ICE, and chinga la migra” has become our standard toast.
I guess I wish it was more of a surprise that the world is run by a bunch of dumbfuck perverts.
January 31, 2026 at 7:09 PM
I guess I wish it was more of a surprise that the world is run by a bunch of dumbfuck perverts.
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I think it's pretty pathetic when people use ChatGPT to write an email, because who can't write an email? But then I saw all these Epstein emails. These guys can't write emails.
November 12, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I think it's pretty pathetic when people use ChatGPT to write an email, because who can't write an email? But then I saw all these Epstein emails. These guys can't write emails.
Reposted by Sean Thomason
Via appalachians4appalachia
January 29, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Via appalachians4appalachia
I refuse to accept the Catherine O'Hara news. My eyes and my ears push it away.
January 30, 2026 at 6:24 PM
I refuse to accept the Catherine O'Hara news. My eyes and my ears push it away.
I look away from bluesky for maybe an hour and when I come back everybody’s posting Hole.
January 29, 2026 at 3:51 AM
I look away from bluesky for maybe an hour and when I come back everybody’s posting Hole.
Via appalachians4appalachia
January 29, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Via appalachians4appalachia
Through the last several years of chaos and uncertainty, one thing has been my guiding light, my rock, my source of comfort: the stability of Rob Schneider’s marriage. Now to take a large drink of water and go online…
January 28, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Through the last several years of chaos and uncertainty, one thing has been my guiding light, my rock, my source of comfort: the stability of Rob Schneider’s marriage. Now to take a large drink of water and go online…
It really feels like the good people of Minnesota kinda broke these fuckers. Cheers forever to the Minnesotans.
January 28, 2026 at 12:54 AM
It really feels like the good people of Minnesota kinda broke these fuckers. Cheers forever to the Minnesotans.
Can’t wait to get around to watching the Melania movie right after I’ve seen absolutely every other movie ever made in the history of Earth a couple of times.
January 28, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Can’t wait to get around to watching the Melania movie right after I’ve seen absolutely every other movie ever made in the history of Earth a couple of times.
Lucy vs. the male loneliness epidemic
January 27, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Lucy vs. the male loneliness epidemic
If I run into Greg Bovino here in California it’s on sight, assuming I have a microscope powerful enough to detect him.
January 27, 2026 at 2:05 AM
If I run into Greg Bovino here in California it’s on sight, assuming I have a microscope powerful enough to detect him.
How he thinks he looks / How he actually looks
January 26, 2026 at 7:01 PM
How he thinks he looks / How he actually looks
Starting to treat bluesky like a slot machine where every time I open the app there’s a chance I’ll find out It’s Happened.
January 26, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Starting to treat bluesky like a slot machine where every time I open the app there’s a chance I’ll find out It’s Happened.
My last two posts have contained prominent typos. For someone like me this represents a complete meltdown.
January 25, 2026 at 9:55 PM
My last two posts have contained prominent typos. For someone like me this represents a complete meltdown.
At times like this my instagram feed is all infographics and rage and places to donate and then one woman having the time of het life on the French Riviera.
January 25, 2026 at 9:50 PM
At times like this my instagram feed is all infographics and rage and places to donate and then one woman having the time of het life on the French Riviera.
Oh my god I really thought everyone was kidding about Brett Ratner directing the Melanie movie
January 25, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Oh my god I really thought everyone was kidding about Brett Ratner directing the Melanie movie
2020: we applaud the nurses helping people
2026: they shoot the nurse for helping people
2026: they shoot the nurse for helping people
January 24, 2026 at 10:34 PM
2020: we applaud the nurses helping people
2026: they shoot the nurse for helping people
2026: they shoot the nurse for helping people
Reposted by Sean Thomason
He was doing what many have been saying white men should be doing. He went outside to observe, he documented, he put his body on the line to protect another person and for this he was murdered by the gatekeepers of the fascist regime.
January 24, 2026 at 8:21 PM
He was doing what many have been saying white men should be doing. He went outside to observe, he documented, he put his body on the line to protect another person and for this he was murdered by the gatekeepers of the fascist regime.
To those circulating rumors that I ate an entire box of Trader Joe’s mac n cheese by myself tonight, my only response is this: I never said I was perfect.
January 23, 2026 at 5:03 AM
To those circulating rumors that I ate an entire box of Trader Joe’s mac n cheese by myself tonight, my only response is this: I never said I was perfect.
No movie remake can "ruin your childhood." Your childhood already happened. Develop some new interests.
January 22, 2026 at 7:21 PM
No movie remake can "ruin your childhood." Your childhood already happened. Develop some new interests.
Reposted by Sean Thomason
johnny cab ass face
Border Commander Greg Bovino stands outside a South Minneapolis gas station this morning with BORTAC officers in what seemed like an effort to draw more and more people to the scene as other agents shoot high resolution video of the crowd yelling and blowing whistles.
January 21, 2026 at 8:21 PM
johnny cab ass face