Sean Thomason
@seanthomason.bsky.social
RiffTrax Writer / Producer
Los Angeles (born and raised in Appalachia)
Los Angeles (born and raised in Appalachia)
Where I’m at, politically.
February 16, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Where I’m at, politically.
Heated Rivalry 2: The Hanson Brothers' Awakening
February 12, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Heated Rivalry 2: The Hanson Brothers' Awakening
Ween (vaguely broken up for years) posting this with no further context has me feeling some type of way 😮🙏🤞
February 3, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Ween (vaguely broken up for years) posting this with no further context has me feeling some type of way 😮🙏🤞
Via appalachians4appalachia
January 29, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Via appalachians4appalachia
Lucy vs. the male loneliness epidemic
January 27, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Lucy vs. the male loneliness epidemic
How he thinks he looks / How he actually looks
January 26, 2026 at 7:01 PM
How he thinks he looks / How he actually looks
When you wake up and it didn’t happen.
January 21, 2026 at 4:23 PM
When you wake up and it didn’t happen.
Ran the Rose Bowl Half Marathon today, my first official half marathon. If I ever do another I’ll run the whole thing with my arms out like the kids from Weapons.
January 18, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Ran the Rose Bowl Half Marathon today, my first official half marathon. If I ever do another I’ll run the whole thing with my arms out like the kids from Weapons.
Neighbor gave me some oranges from her tree but I didn’t know until I cut into one they were Cronenberg oranges.
January 17, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Neighbor gave me some oranges from her tree but I didn’t know until I cut into one they were Cronenberg oranges.
The times call for a hot dog tower.
January 16, 2026 at 9:09 PM
The times call for a hot dog tower.
I’ll be damned, it worked. I respect him now.
January 16, 2026 at 4:33 AM
I’ll be damned, it worked. I respect him now.
That’s a nice offer but I’d rather just do it myself.
January 12, 2026 at 1:16 AM
That’s a nice offer but I’d rather just do it myself.
Bought this for the first time recently and I’ve been putting it on everything, like autumnal basics with pumpkin spice.
January 10, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Bought this for the first time recently and I’ve been putting it on everything, like autumnal basics with pumpkin spice.
Eastbound & Down
January 7, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Eastbound & Down
Perfectly camouflaged apex predator.
January 6, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Perfectly camouflaged apex predator.
Side by side at the thrift store… makes you think…
January 5, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Side by side at the thrift store… makes you think…
15 years ago the woman I was dating posted this photo on facebook with the caption “Sean’s entire freezer.” I got freezer doxxed.
January 4, 2026 at 12:14 AM
15 years ago the woman I was dating posted this photo on facebook with the caption “Sean’s entire freezer.” I got freezer doxxed.
Y’all ever walk into a public restroom and immediately whisper “Jesus Christ”
December 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Y’all ever walk into a public restroom and immediately whisper “Jesus Christ”
Don’t have to ask me twice!
December 21, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Don’t have to ask me twice!
When in Dallas (airport)
December 19, 2025 at 7:39 PM
When in Dallas (airport)