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Shenanigans
@shenanigans.bsky.social
· May 17
20 likes on twitter: I'm an idiot, a loser, a fraud, universally despised
20 likes on bluesky: well well well look who's Queen Bitch of Fuck Mountain
20 likes on bluesky: well well well look who's Queen Bitch of Fuck Mountain
Ah well nevertheless
January 21, 2026 at 5:49 AM
Ah well nevertheless
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Miranda rights? but officer, I'm a Samantha
January 20, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Miranda rights? but officer, I'm a Samantha
Coworker asked me if I liked asynchronous learning in college or if it was harder than in-person and I had to break it to him that asynchronous learning didn't exist when I graduated nursing school in the year of our lord 2005 but thanked him for the reminder of my advanced age
January 20, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Coworker asked me if I liked asynchronous learning in college or if it was harder than in-person and I had to break it to him that asynchronous learning didn't exist when I graduated nursing school in the year of our lord 2005 but thanked him for the reminder of my advanced age
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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but saying “we need to compromise” with an openly fascist political party doesn’t make you sound “reasonable.” It makes you sound like a psychopath.
January 20, 2026 at 2:17 PM
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but saying “we need to compromise” with an openly fascist political party doesn’t make you sound “reasonable.” It makes you sound like a psychopath.
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"You're so quiet" it's because I don't like you
October 9, 2025 at 2:35 AM
"You're so quiet" it's because I don't like you
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time to clock in for my shift at the worrying factory
January 19, 2026 at 8:10 AM
time to clock in for my shift at the worrying factory
i can't hear you i'm drinking tea from a rustic mug under a quilt i made by hand i am beyond these trivialities
January 19, 2026 at 3:50 AM
i can't hear you i'm drinking tea from a rustic mug under a quilt i made by hand i am beyond these trivialities
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You’re telling me a gaba made this gool
January 19, 2026 at 2:59 AM
You’re telling me a gaba made this gool
I kindly request that you give me a fucking break
January 17, 2026 at 7:54 PM
I kindly request that you give me a fucking break
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Every frog looks like it's mildly disappointed in you
May 27, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Every frog looks like it's mildly disappointed in you
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I can't trust politicians who are anti-trans. Not because I'm "only searching for perfection" which is what centrists will be accusing me of for the rest of my life, it's because if you're not pro-trans you'll be garbage on lots of other issues too. Being anti-trans NEVER exists in a vacuum.
January 17, 2026 at 9:42 AM
I can't trust politicians who are anti-trans. Not because I'm "only searching for perfection" which is what centrists will be accusing me of for the rest of my life, it's because if you're not pro-trans you'll be garbage on lots of other issues too. Being anti-trans NEVER exists in a vacuum.
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Sorry I'm just in a really bad place right now (United States)
January 30, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Sorry I'm just in a really bad place right now (United States)
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AMERICA: Iranians should absolutely protest the tyranny and corruption of their government
ALSO AMERICA: Americans should not protest the tyranny and corruption of their government
ALSO AMERICA: Americans should not protest the tyranny and corruption of their government
January 14, 2026 at 4:58 AM
AMERICA: Iranians should absolutely protest the tyranny and corruption of their government
ALSO AMERICA: Americans should not protest the tyranny and corruption of their government
ALSO AMERICA: Americans should not protest the tyranny and corruption of their government
May I offer you a small painted chicken in these trying times
January 13, 2026 at 10:39 PM
May I offer you a small painted chicken in these trying times
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Therapist: is it the flying fairy kid again?
Captain Hook: he just pisses me off so bad
Captain Hook: he just pisses me off so bad
January 10, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Therapist: is it the flying fairy kid again?
Captain Hook: he just pisses me off so bad
Captain Hook: he just pisses me off so bad
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tyler the creator implies a far more sinister tyler the destroyer
January 10, 2026 at 4:20 AM
tyler the creator implies a far more sinister tyler the destroyer
Darling, fetch me my bathing toaster won't you
January 10, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Darling, fetch me my bathing toaster won't you
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I'm so tired of watching evil people get away with doing evil to others.
January 8, 2026 at 1:31 AM
I'm so tired of watching evil people get away with doing evil to others.
I had a 26 year old American man ask me what the word primitive means today. Much to consider
January 7, 2026 at 5:14 AM
I had a 26 year old American man ask me what the word primitive means today. Much to consider
Whoever said "there are no stupid questions" didn't foresee the illiteracy epidemic we are now facing
January 6, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Whoever said "there are no stupid questions" didn't foresee the illiteracy epidemic we are now facing
Idk who needs to hear this but the phrase is "take a turn for the worse" not take a turn for the worst
January 6, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Idk who needs to hear this but the phrase is "take a turn for the worse" not take a turn for the worst
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i am able to use a semicolon properly, so naturally I had my choice of men falling at my feet
January 5, 2026 at 7:03 PM
i am able to use a semicolon properly, so naturally I had my choice of men falling at my feet
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My main New Year's resolution is to become a bigger problem for everyone
December 31, 2025 at 6:52 PM
My main New Year's resolution is to become a bigger problem for everyone
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pronoun torpedos
January 4, 2026 at 6:47 AM
pronoun torpedos
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What’s next, some more evil shit that sucks and can’t be ignored
January 4, 2026 at 2:14 AM
What’s next, some more evil shit that sucks and can’t be ignored