Sooz Kempner
@soozuk.bsky.social
"Comedian". Doom in Doctor Who. Host @mysteryontherocks.bsky.social & Long Distance, Bit Weird (https://longdistancebitweird.podbean.com)
Acting: Foundry Management VO: The Joneses
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LEICESTER COMEDY FESTIVAL!
This is not really the show advertised so if you saw it already you can totally come again. It's half what's listed, half a WIP for my new 2026 show about finding your voice, silencing trolls, and Princess Diana.
TICKETS: events.comedy-festival.co.uk/events/sooz-...
This is not really the show advertised so if you saw it already you can totally come again. It's half what's listed, half a WIP for my new 2026 show about finding your voice, silencing trolls, and Princess Diana.
TICKETS: events.comedy-festival.co.uk/events/sooz-...
HOW ON EARTH IS THIS IN LESS THAN TWO WEEKS?!? Can’t wait to see you there, Leicester.
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RFK, jr. is the worst person you ever met at a party in california, patel is the worst guy you ever encountered at the gym, bondi is the worst person you ever met at church, bessent is the worst person you have ever met at a conference, all these people are the worst versions of every stereotype
they made the entire administration out of the worst person you have ever known in every situation, vance is the worst person you ever met in college
February 4, 2026 at 6:11 PM
RFK, jr. is the worst person you ever met at a party in california, patel is the worst guy you ever encountered at the gym, bondi is the worst person you ever met at church, bessent is the worst person you have ever met at a conference, all these people are the worst versions of every stereotype
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I got in SO MUCH trouble for this hugely viral tweet back in 2018 (from MAGA types mostly) but I stand by it (and in fact at the time the Auschwitz Museum defended me when people yelled at me that Auschwitz was a “death camp” not a concentration camp). My DENTIST congratulated me for this one
February 4, 2026 at 5:40 PM
I got in SO MUCH trouble for this hugely viral tweet back in 2018 (from MAGA types mostly) but I stand by it (and in fact at the time the Auschwitz Museum defended me when people yelled at me that Auschwitz was a “death camp” not a concentration camp). My DENTIST congratulated me for this one
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That clip of Starmer saying “Yes it did” in response to Badenoch asking if the briefing on Mandelson mentioned his ongoing friendship with Epstein will never, ever go away
February 4, 2026 at 5:05 PM
That clip of Starmer saying “Yes it did” in response to Badenoch asking if the briefing on Mandelson mentioned his ongoing friendship with Epstein will never, ever go away
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The behavior of our big beautiful billionaires over the past several decades is psychologically what I can only describe as "Crying out for consequences." They can't stop themselves and deep down they need to be stopped. They need it as much as we do
February 4, 2026 at 5:01 PM
The behavior of our big beautiful billionaires over the past several decades is psychologically what I can only describe as "Crying out for consequences." They can't stop themselves and deep down they need to be stopped. They need it as much as we do
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After a lengthy appeals process and productive discussion with the Blue Sky safety team I will no loinger be sending George Thorogood lyrics to beautiful women on here via DM. Thank you all
February 4, 2026 at 5:02 PM
After a lengthy appeals process and productive discussion with the Blue Sky safety team I will no loinger be sending George Thorogood lyrics to beautiful women on here via DM. Thank you all
boy gap
February 4, 2026 at 5:00 PM
boy gap
He can't even do cunty right. JD Vance is always in final boss uptight mode. He can claim he's a loosey-goosey shitpost dgaf legend but he will forever be the prefect even the other prefects want nothing to do with.
Reporter: Do you plan to apologize to the family of Alex Pretti?
Vance: For what?
Vance: For what?
February 4, 2026 at 4:54 PM
He can't even do cunty right. JD Vance is always in final boss uptight mode. He can claim he's a loosey-goosey shitpost dgaf legend but he will forever be the prefect even the other prefects want nothing to do with.
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Sorry I don't think I'll ever get over the concept of "an Epstein-branded top", what do you MEAN that's a thing that exists???
losing my mind at this photo, it's literally the 'my t-shirt' meme
February 4, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Sorry I don't think I'll ever get over the concept of "an Epstein-branded top", what do you MEAN that's a thing that exists???
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Gonna posting this a lot over the coming weeks.
February 4, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Gonna posting this a lot over the coming weeks.
Emperor Tony Blair's a bit quiet.
February 4, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Emperor Tony Blair's a bit quiet.
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the cope coming from 20 follower starmer fans is going to be like manna from heaven
February 4, 2026 at 12:50 PM
the cope coming from 20 follower starmer fans is going to be like manna from heaven
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Guys guys, hear me out, what if it's just a comms issue?
February 4, 2026 at 12:47 PM
Guys guys, hear me out, what if it's just a comms issue?
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Wes Streeting saying on Today that Mandelson is ‘not the man we thought he was’ but the trouble is, he is exactly the man we thought, just on a much worse scale than almost anyone thought. And there is an alternative world where none of this is this govt’s problem, because they never gave him a job
February 4, 2026 at 8:16 AM
Wes Streeting saying on Today that Mandelson is ‘not the man we thought he was’ but the trouble is, he is exactly the man we thought, just on a much worse scale than almost anyone thought. And there is an alternative world where none of this is this govt’s problem, because they never gave him a job
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Guess he took a couple days off? labourlist.org/2017/02/mand...
February 4, 2026 at 12:33 PM
Guess he took a couple days off? labourlist.org/2017/02/mand...
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Instead he's conveniently utilising Mandelson as a lightning rod and scapegoat for the massive institutional corruption that enabled him. Just a bad apple, folks! Nothing to see here! Don't look at how rotten the barrel is!
If Starmer is serious (he's not, ofc) he'd introduce strict new anti-lobbying laws, bring in firewalls against revolving doors, and undertake a deep, unflinching investigation into financial and influence ties in politics, with criminal sanctions.
February 4, 2026 at 12:25 PM
Instead he's conveniently utilising Mandelson as a lightning rod and scapegoat for the massive institutional corruption that enabled him. Just a bad apple, folks! Nothing to see here! Don't look at how rotten the barrel is!
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Starmer forced to admit he knew of Mandelson's continued relationship with Epstein after the first convicton when he appointed him ambassador. Eek this is a shocker.
Badenoch has nailed him on this.
Badenoch has nailed him on this.
February 4, 2026 at 12:15 PM
Starmer forced to admit he knew of Mandelson's continued relationship with Epstein after the first convicton when he appointed him ambassador. Eek this is a shocker.
Badenoch has nailed him on this.
Badenoch has nailed him on this.
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This was in the papers in mid-2019
NEW: Keir Starmer has admitted that he knew Peter Mandelson had carried on a relationship with Jeffrey Epstein after his paedophilia conviction when he made him US ambassador
The admission came as Starmer confirmed a criminal investigation is taking place at Prime Minister's Questions
The admission came as Starmer confirmed a criminal investigation is taking place at Prime Minister's Questions
February 4, 2026 at 12:23 PM
This was in the papers in mid-2019
Me: "My enemy's enemy is NOT my friend"
Also me: *Kemi Badenoch gets up at PMQs* "DRAG HIM TO HELL, BABE!"
Also me: *Kemi Badenoch gets up at PMQs* "DRAG HIM TO HELL, BABE!"
February 4, 2026 at 12:03 PM
Me: "My enemy's enemy is NOT my friend"
Also me: *Kemi Badenoch gets up at PMQs* "DRAG HIM TO HELL, BABE!"
Also me: *Kemi Badenoch gets up at PMQs* "DRAG HIM TO HELL, BABE!"
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France’s Foreign Ministry owns Elon Musk in this response:
February 4, 2026 at 10:33 AM
France’s Foreign Ministry owns Elon Musk in this response:
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I would just reiterate, that it seems unlikely that I, Just A Guy, A Regular Guy, knew more in-depth detail about Peter Mandelson's links to Jeffrey Epstein than the Prime Minister off the United Kingdom who was at the time considering appointing him as Ambassador to the United States.
I would never have appointed Mandelson had I known full Epstein links - PM
I would never have appointed Mandelson had I known full Epstein links - PM
The PM says a due diligence process was gone through before Lord Mandelson was appointed US ambassador.
www.bbc.com
February 2, 2026 at 10:56 AM
I would just reiterate, that it seems unlikely that I, Just A Guy, A Regular Guy, knew more in-depth detail about Peter Mandelson's links to Jeffrey Epstein than the Prime Minister off the United Kingdom who was at the time considering appointing him as Ambassador to the United States.
Farage is a quiet little bunny this week.
February 4, 2026 at 10:55 AM
Farage is a quiet little bunny this week.
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If Ridge had made this statement a year ago, two years ago, five years ago, ten years ago, it would have been brave & principled & made knowing there would be a personal cost.
But making it now? It's none of those things.
But making it now? It's none of those things.
February 4, 2026 at 9:14 AM
If Ridge had made this statement a year ago, two years ago, five years ago, ten years ago, it would have been brave & principled & made knowing there would be a personal cost.
But making it now? It's none of those things.
But making it now? It's none of those things.
I am glad I am still someone who believes in the goodness of people enough to be surprised that there were a cabal of elites who preferred dangerous paedophiles to socialism (also, first day in office he'd have gone "hang on what's all this?" and those involved may have faced, ya know, justice.
February 4, 2026 at 9:24 AM
I am glad I am still someone who believes in the goodness of people enough to be surprised that there were a cabal of elites who preferred dangerous paedophiles to socialism (also, first day in office he'd have gone "hang on what's all this?" and those involved may have faced, ya know, justice.
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Wait a second....I just noticed this!!!
Frasier
Roz
And the dad
Ship Daphne & Niles
I love the show Frasier
Even Bulldog's here too
Radio show
Frasier
Roz
And the dad
Ship Daphne & Niles
I love the show Frasier
Even Bulldog's here too
Radio show
December 8, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Wait a second....I just noticed this!!!
Frasier
Roz
And the dad
Ship Daphne & Niles
I love the show Frasier
Even Bulldog's here too
Radio show
Frasier
Roz
And the dad
Ship Daphne & Niles
I love the show Frasier
Even Bulldog's here too
Radio show
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Streeting says the PM is going for max transparency & will publish everything on Mandelsons appointment as ambassador, but then adds they will not release any info that [they say] compromises national security or undermine relations with other countries
So not transparent at all
So not transparent at all
February 4, 2026 at 7:35 AM
Streeting says the PM is going for max transparency & will publish everything on Mandelsons appointment as ambassador, but then adds they will not release any info that [they say] compromises national security or undermine relations with other countries
So not transparent at all
So not transparent at all