Sooz Kempner
@soozuk.bsky.social
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"Comedian". DOOM in @bbcdoctorwho. Host @mysteryontherocks.bsky.social Acting: The Foundry Management VO: The Joneses For all enquiries and brand partnerships – [email protected] she/her www.soozkempner.co.uk/gigs
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Ewwwww can't believe Taylor Swift's new album has a song about her boyfriend's anus.
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I’ve had to drastically lower my estimation of the average person’s ability to look at things
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It finally happened for real!
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Do you remember in April 2024 when there was INSANE footage of two cavalry horses that had spooked, thrown their riders and were GALLOPING through London covered in blood? Well, both horses were caught and made a full recovery and the one of the left, Vida, an old boy, has just been retired.
black horse and grey horses chatting lovingly over a fence in nice grass
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75 and 76. British champion Sarah Higgins on her two horses....Mufasa and Simba
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Haha yeah, YOU can watch something else, whiney, go for it!
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I've just gained over 200 new followers so I've obviously ended up in some starter pack for nerds. Welcome etc but whenever this happens I get a week of the worst fucking replies you've ever seen. You'll definitely see some of them below this post.
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He definitely wasn't Catholic.
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Yeah fucking hell, all I knew was unrequited love for years and years and it never turned me in to a mad frothing incel.
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Narratives about how hard it is for teenage boys, and subsequently men, to deal with romantic rejection are so weird to read, as a woman who was also once a teenager. Until you realise that they’re entirely built on the premise that girls and women are the gatekeepers to sex and relationships.
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I like it especially coz Jonathan Edwards looks like the nicest dad at the school gates and always has done. Just will never look like one of the GOAT athletes of history.
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My parents both LOVE watching live sport and I've definitely inherited that. One of my strongest memories is the whole family watching the World Athletics Championships when Jonathan Edwards DESTROYED the triple-jump...I remember it like it was last year and it's over 30 years ago. Amazing scenes!
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Jonathan Edwards would see his world record OBLITERATED.
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hahaha "omg girlboss"
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The fact that Trump lost the Nobel Peace Prize to a full-on Trump supporter but she happens to be a Venezuelan woman is extra-funny coz it means the panel just disliked HIM personally as a guy.
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"bloody marathons..."
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UPDATE: Easy is getting her feet trimmed to look the business for Autumn.
skewbald foal getting her back feet trimmed. A dog is watching...
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If you check the replies to this you'll see that a fair few people already mentioned Paula Radcliffe and the fact that, 20 years on, it's still happening, suggests that people DID consider that a big deal.
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Sorry to hijack but this has fucked me up so much and basically we should ALL be getting a free booster because no cold or flu has EVER done this to me. If I have to have an operation on my vocal folds that's a) terrifying and b) is unlikely to be quick on the NHS. I can't afford to go private.
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I have no disabilities, got COVID at the end of June for the (at least!) fourth time, lost my voice and have now been having vocal problems for 3-and-a-half months...I have an extremely expensive diagnostic session next week coz this is impacting my work, my mental health (obvs) and my future.