Sooz Kempner
@soozuk.bsky.social
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davidallengreen.bsky.social
That "Donald Trump has finally found his Roy Cohn" is perhaps the most insightful comment yet made about Trump and his second-term Attorney General.

Typically outstanding stuff from @joycewhitevance.bsky.social
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cerberusxt.bsky.social
He truly is the most confidently wrong loser in the world :')
soozuk.bsky.social
Also, they're talking about our "tolerant society" (and, in this scenario they consider that a GOOD thing) that would be GONE under the Greens....meaning that, over a year in to the "dangerous" Labour government....we still have. This whole thing is a right mess.
soozuk.bsky.social
Robert Jenrick definitely seeks out diverse groups to be pals with definitely for sure.
soozuk.bsky.social
two orange friends on a wednesday
i'm with an orange cat and an orange ice lolly
soozuk.bsky.social
I like the bit where they say they actually used to really like and respect the Greens. Sure you did, Daily Express. Suuuuuure you did.
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helldude.bsky.social
the wave of weaponized nostalgia for 90s-style multiculturalism and political correctness is gonna hit different
soozuk.bsky.social
"Putin's communists" like that's...a thing. A capitalist authoritarian is a capitalist authoritarian. Unless it's in Russia. THEN it's just communism.

I'm glad Zack is terrifying the establishment. People are just angry enough to not buy in to Voldemort mock-ups on Newsnight.

PS it's "principles".
zackpolanski.bsky.social
I'm never actually going to need to write another comment piece again am I?

The right wing shit rags are just going to keep recruiting for us.

Folks - want a better country?

Join.greenparty.org.uk
The party even more dangerous than Starmers labour - UK's answer to Putin's communists
soozuk.bsky.social
🐝TOMORROW! MANCHESTER!🐝

I'm coming to the Women in Comedy Festival to perform my hit Edinburgh show Sooz Kempner is Ugly. It's going to be so much fun and GET THIS it's eight quid. 7pm @ Terrace NQ

🎟️https://www.ents24.com/festival/sooz-kempner-is-ugly/7350139
yellow dress, pink sash, tiara, killin it
soozuk.bsky.social
So what? There are plenty more on the left who have had way more to say about the upcoming Reform government. Fucking sick of people who claim to be "centre-left" ignoring them and going "OH GOOD, SOUBRY IS TALKING" etc.
soozuk.bsky.social
I can't believe I have people in my replies going "what about this one that voted with the party for years?"
soozuk.bsky.social
Ed Davey being one of them.
soozuk.bsky.social
I blocked him coz I don't need followers who are only in it to ogle knockers.
soozuk.bsky.social
Seriously, why the fuck does this man follow me!?
soozuk.bsky.social
What a serious man Tim is.
soozuk.bsky.social
(it will never not be funny that he still lost hahaha)