Sooz Kempner
@soozuk.bsky.social
"Comedian". DOOM in @bbcdoctorwho. Host @mysteryontherocks.bsky.social
Acting: The Foundry Management VO: The Joneses
For all enquiries and brand partnerships – [email protected]
she/her
www.soozkempner.co.uk/gigs
Acting: The Foundry Management VO: The Joneses
For all enquiries and brand partnerships – [email protected]
she/her
www.soozkempner.co.uk/gigs
They'll fire off "Brits" and "Limeys" all "😏" and I'm just like "👍" hahaha
November 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM
They'll fire off "Brits" and "Limeys" all "😏" and I'm just like "👍" hahaha
And ALSO no I do not have a shed or garage, what does he think I am, a Rockefeller?!
November 30, 2025 at 5:24 PM
And ALSO no I do not have a shed or garage, what does he think I am, a Rockefeller?!
I think she's 32 at the beginning?
November 30, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I think she's 32 at the beginning?
HAHAHAHA this is so perfect. This is me every time I am going down with any sort of fucking lurg.
November 30, 2025 at 5:16 PM
HAHAHAHA this is so perfect. This is me every time I am going down with any sort of fucking lurg.
I guarantee he's here and has already written "drive safe" under every post where a woman announces she's off somewhere nice.
November 30, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I guarantee he's here and has already written "drive safe" under every post where a woman announces she's off somewhere nice.
FIVE YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF THIS N ALL
November 30, 2025 at 5:10 PM
FIVE YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF THIS N ALL
hahahaha and also AAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHH
November 30, 2025 at 5:08 PM
hahahaha and also AAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHH
I am always intrigued to taste Extremely Expensive versions of stuff that is available way cheaper. I've never once thought "yeah worth it" but it IS interesting to eat £20 cheese etc.
November 30, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I am always intrigued to taste Extremely Expensive versions of stuff that is available way cheaper. I've never once thought "yeah worth it" but it IS interesting to eat £20 cheese etc.
Rachel, I promise you didn't need to buy a £32 chicken, hun.
November 30, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Rachel, I promise you didn't need to buy a £32 chicken, hun.
The countries that supported it were also cunts.
November 30, 2025 at 4:46 PM
The countries that supported it were also cunts.
