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Axer Jenkins @axerjenkins.bsky.social · 15h

It's taken a long time to crawl out of this sky scraper. I'm starting to think it was part of an old energy crisis project that was taken over by ghouls and behemoths. Somehow it gets worse towards the bottom floor, but luckily I was born scraping the sky

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Axer Jenkins @axerjenkins.bsky.social · 1d

The big man himself needed me to restrain a golem that was blocking the main neural pathway. It was too big and clunky to be brought down so I just had to lure it around with some funny dances and fig bars

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Axer Jenkins @axerjenkins.bsky.social · 2d

Balloons hang on the horizon carrying the gardens of families escaping the scorched ground. Their sails are powered by the sun and the coondensation catchers work at night to sustain the plants. The brazen leap from vessel to vessel to distract from their breezy chains

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Axer Jenkins @axerjenkins.bsky.social · 3d

So many thoughts are going on at once that an instant is stretched into infinite decimals. There more in-betweens than there are moments and our brains cannot fathom this information enough for it to matter

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Axer Jenkins @axerjenkins.bsky.social · 4d

I'm so close to market hopping and buying a new wave grindulator. I just want to bust some chops and shred some gnar in the winner's sector again. The race doesn't start until I reach the finish line

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Axer Jenkins @axerjenkins.bsky.social · 5d

Too many pop up ads are on the wrinkles this week and people won't stop making fun of the monitor. They're scared because it's big but I know it's just had a lot of time in the garage. It only poses a threat to muscle knots and headaches

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Axer Jenkins @axerjenkins.bsky.social · 6d

The plan was to spend time crafting a mark to be left on the color scape. Instead an evening of banter and quality was had. This year has been a fugue of activities with each a little more meaningful than the last

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Axer Jenkins @axerjenkins.bsky.social · 7d

I heavily underestimate the power of 7.83 and it's taking me down for the moment. I can't open my eyes and my limbs feel heavy, yet I must drag myself through the day to mend spirits and broken snapbacks

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Axer Jenkins @axerjenkins.bsky.social · 8d

I'm being surrounded by feral rodents. Normally I'm not concerned about a gathering of vermin but this time they're powered by magnets and radiation of a new order. Who knows where their biology has gone, it needs to be studied in order to be quelled

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Axer Jenkins @axerjenkins.bsky.social · 9d

I keep attempting to fall from the clouds and sweep up in a nasty, gnarly shred sesh but I'm stopped by the frail reality of this fleshy body. It cannot handle the speed at which I need to make this jump but we'll make do with the times

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Axer Jenkins @axerjenkins.bsky.social · 10d

In place of the train tracks of another, I shove in my own skids and scrapes to help them cope with sudden lock out syndrome. He doesn't know when the maid will come but he knows it's before dawn

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Axer Jenkins @axerjenkins.bsky.social · 11d

The departure wasn't as bad as normal, the orangutan was very soothing for the lemming in question. No real complaints, it even would want to hop on the balance beam of its own accord. Bubbles saved the day but that's par for the course

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Axer Jenkins @axerjenkins.bsky.social · 12d

I can't wait for the evening drive to extend into into the fall colors of past ventures. Cookies will be waiting for me at the end of my journey, accompanied by soft trumpets and light rain

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Axer Jenkins @axerjenkins.bsky.social · 13d

A wonder in the woods stares back at us while we try to comprehend the methods of which my acquaintance's arm was taken. It's gone, but no mess which is convenient. It stares and tries to do a little jig to ease the tension. Nice try

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Axer Jenkins @axerjenkins.bsky.social · 14d

A couple yellow enzymes were administered during the lunch break and and that's all I needed to renew my spirit. I was zipping around looking for people to zap but the only one that needed me wasn't a conductor

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Axer Jenkins @axerjenkins.bsky.social · 15d

I have a bunch of new boxes for all of my thoughts and constructs. The cerebral label maker has yet to arrive so I'll be stuck with collages of a lifetime for now. Maybe I could even pick theme songs too

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Axer Jenkins @axerjenkins.bsky.social · 16d

Our local cartographer has taken place in the annual Quintumvirate's polygon jubilee. He placed quite well, fighting for his angel of bronze in the stands. His chances with her have increased sevenfold since last half moons, but he still has a way to go before he can call her a true deuteragonist

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Axer Jenkins @axerjenkins.bsky.social · 18d

Circuits replace the brain every now and then but it's not often that one can replace the heart of a quantum man. His nucleus is both wisps and solid, existing in and out of reality while we watch him bounce between arctic homes

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Axer Jenkins @axerjenkins.bsky.social · 19d

I need to make sure the dwelling of a fellow brawl enthusiast doesn't catch a stray from the feral sporophyte. It somehow is functional with little to no outside nutrients and I do not understand, but that's okay

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Axer Jenkins @axerjenkins.bsky.social · 21d

I need more sugar to feed the bacteria on my belt. Should I fall on the battlefield they will be essential to my ongoing battle with a certain detached consciousness, I'm not sure if I've stored up enough probability to deal with it on my own should if they run hungry

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Axer Jenkins @axerjenkins.bsky.social · 22d

I got word from the local goat farmer they're gonna bring me potatoes on rye in the morning before they have a chance to feed the waking beast. Hopefully he doesn't mind my acquisition of the spuds but I can't resist a sweet morning tuber

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Axer Jenkins @axerjenkins.bsky.social · 23d

The bugs speak to me again, I hear the waltz they're attempting to make. It sounds basic because they know little music theory, but I'm not a composer either so I'm not a huge help. I'm usually just the timpani guy

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Axer Jenkins @axerjenkins.bsky.social · 24d

All of these darn bulbs are getting in the way of true progress, it's hard to put pen to paper now but soon that gate will be opened and the prose will spill out without ceasing. All that's left is to unclog the pipes of old Rome, the ducts have been inactive for too long

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Axer Jenkins @axerjenkins.bsky.social · 24d

Perchance I am

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Axer Jenkins @axerjenkins.bsky.social · 25d

There's too much going and the wires are overloaded with indium and biofuel reactors. I can't comprehend the overloaded grid at this moment and I need some cold steel to relieve the inflammation of the cortex

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