Wilde Thingy
@wildethingy.bsky.social
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Wilde Thingy
@wildethingy.bsky.social
ยท Nov 30
Not going is the new leaving early.
Will this psychodrama never end! ๐
February 9, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Will this psychodrama never end! ๐
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think I'm correct in saying that constitutionally you can't change prime minister during a Winter Olympics
February 9, 2026 at 3:36 PM
think I'm correct in saying that constitutionally you can't change prime minister during a Winter Olympics
Cometh the hour....
February 9, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Cometh the hour....
If its a Goodwin idea, you'd only get the telegram from the king if all your grandparents were born in the UK ๐
February 8, 2026 at 7:21 AM
If its a Goodwin idea, you'd only get the telegram from the king if all your grandparents were born in the UK ๐
Maybe it's true that I never take responsibility for my own mistakes, but I blame my parents.
February 7, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Maybe it's true that I never take responsibility for my own mistakes, but I blame my parents.
Apophenia is: โthe human tendency to perceive a connection or meaningful pattern between unrelated or random things.โ
Once you know about it, you see it everywhere.
Once you know about it, you see it everywhere.
February 5, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Apophenia is: โthe human tendency to perceive a connection or meaningful pattern between unrelated or random things.โ
Once you know about it, you see it everywhere.
Once you know about it, you see it everywhere.
[stuck in a lift]
Me: Oh God!
Mine artist *mimes being stuck in a smaller lift*
Me: OH GOD!
Me: Oh God!
Mine artist *mimes being stuck in a smaller lift*
Me: OH GOD!
February 4, 2026 at 9:14 AM
[stuck in a lift]
Me: Oh God!
Mine artist *mimes being stuck in a smaller lift*
Me: OH GOD!
Me: Oh God!
Mine artist *mimes being stuck in a smaller lift*
Me: OH GOD!
Me: I like what you've done with your eyebrows.
Her: That's not my eyebrows. That's my chihuahua.
Her: That's not my eyebrows. That's my chihuahua.
February 3, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Me: I like what you've done with your eyebrows.
Her: That's not my eyebrows. That's my chihuahua.
Her: That's not my eyebrows. That's my chihuahua.
Classic Starmer: here's a thing I think should happen but I, as prime minister, am not going to do anything about it.
No 10 says Starmer wants Mandelson permanently removed from Lords - but won't commit to legislation taking away his peerage - www.theguardian.com/politics/liv...
February 2, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Classic Starmer: here's a thing I think should happen but I, as prime minister, am not going to do anything about it.
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I'd been using my new hand-mirror for over 6 months before I realized it was actually a framed stock photo of a much less handsome man.
February 2, 2026 at 12:45 PM
I'd been using my new hand-mirror for over 6 months before I realized it was actually a framed stock photo of a much less handsome man.
They say ignorance kills.
How I wish that was true.
How I wish that was true.
February 1, 2026 at 7:52 PM
They say ignorance kills.
How I wish that was true.
How I wish that was true.
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interviewer: is there anything more you could tell us about yourself?
cookie monster: me want cooki-
interviewer: besides that
cookie monster: me want cooki-
interviewer: besides that
January 3, 2026 at 4:22 AM
interviewer: is there anything more you could tell us about yourself?
cookie monster: me want cooki-
interviewer: besides that
cookie monster: me want cooki-
interviewer: besides that
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i bet the first surgeon was probably like โewwโ
January 7, 2026 at 3:50 AM
i bet the first surgeon was probably like โewwโ
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Fuck โthe summer you turned prettyโโtell me about the season you went absolutely batshit weirdo.
January 15, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Fuck โthe summer you turned prettyโโtell me about the season you went absolutely batshit weirdo.
Thank god today is 1st February, bringing to an end my grim month of alcohol free Tuesdays.
February 1, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Thank god today is 1st February, bringing to an end my grim month of alcohol free Tuesdays.
*spends 20 years learning origami.
*folds the perfect paper girlfriend.
*gets serious paper cuts.
*dies of a broken heart.
*folds the perfect paper girlfriend.
*gets serious paper cuts.
*dies of a broken heart.
February 1, 2026 at 9:44 AM
*spends 20 years learning origami.
*folds the perfect paper girlfriend.
*gets serious paper cuts.
*dies of a broken heart.
*folds the perfect paper girlfriend.
*gets serious paper cuts.
*dies of a broken heart.
Me: Why does this cheese taste like soap?
Wife: Probably for the same reason you smell like cheese.
Wife: Probably for the same reason you smell like cheese.
January 28, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Me: Why does this cheese taste like soap?
Wife: Probably for the same reason you smell like cheese.
Wife: Probably for the same reason you smell like cheese.
Clegg increasingly resembles the harassed neighbour in a generic 1980s ITV sitcom.
January 28, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Clegg increasingly resembles the harassed neighbour in a generic 1980s ITV sitcom.
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You had sex with a clown?
Well that's just fucking funny.
Well that's just fucking funny.
August 4, 2025 at 6:51 PM
You had sex with a clown?
Well that's just fucking funny.
Well that's just fucking funny.
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was privileged enough to go to an advanced screening, and don't believe what the critics are saying - MELANIA is a triumph. Yes the dance numbers lag a bit, and the Trump birthday sex scene is a smidge long, but the bit in the airlock where the Melania bursts out of Zachary Levi's stomach? Inspired.
January 21, 2026 at 1:33 PM
was privileged enough to go to an advanced screening, and don't believe what the critics are saying - MELANIA is a triumph. Yes the dance numbers lag a bit, and the Trump birthday sex scene is a smidge long, but the bit in the airlock where the Melania bursts out of Zachary Levi's stomach? Inspired.
You are my machine.
I am your ghost.
- Cartesian dualist sext
I am your ghost.
- Cartesian dualist sext
January 25, 2026 at 9:14 PM
You are my machine.
I am your ghost.
- Cartesian dualist sext
I am your ghost.
- Cartesian dualist sext
The most important force in human history is stupidity and if you need proof... *gestures at everything*
January 25, 2026 at 7:49 PM
The most important force in human history is stupidity and if you need proof... *gestures at everything*