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Bluesky T. Vibes

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Bluesky T. Vibes @vibesbummer.bsky.social · May 6

If I ever found Ice Cube passed out in my kitchen, I’d just kick him under the fridge.

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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 3d

in the timeline of human history the 1970s were the most ‘driving a buick skylark into a motel pool’ era.

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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 5d

having my dojo fumigated

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 1d

Let’s meet at the sand-pit. We’ll listen to REO Speedwagon unironically and drink Boone’s Farm until we see balloons

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Bluesky T. Vibes @vibesbummer.bsky.social · 1d

Suffering from sciatic pain. Lion shit.

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 10d

I am wearing cheese sauce to the apocalypse, apparently.

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trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 10d

*attaching a silencer to the staple gun*

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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 10d

I’ve been following this hiker’s journey online and I learned that hikers go by trail names. And I just know my trail name would’ve been Tums.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 14d

In the 70’s, men grew their sideburns long enough to shelter orphaned fawns. Women stropped jello knives on their own palms. It was bitchin. Our ashtrays were shaped like kidneys

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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 11d

Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe, Charlie Brown?

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Bluesky T. Vibes @vibesbummer.bsky.social · 11d

[me when the lady at a yard sale tells me the $35 treadmill doesn’t go that fast anymore]
that’s ok it’s for a cat

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Bluesky T. Vibes @vibesbummer.bsky.social · 19d

Might go down to the basement to eat some chocolate

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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 20d

one time i tried to microwave my bluetooth & i accidentally sequenced the genome of a nearby strawberry pop tart & discovered that it was related to king henry VIII.