Bluesky T. Vibes
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If I ever found Ice Cube passed out in my kitchen, I’d just kick him under the fridge.
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Sticking my head through the porch railings just to feel something
August 9, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Sticking my head through the porch railings just to feel something
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If you bring your fancy peanut butter to the Home Depot paint dept they have to mix it for you
November 22, 2025 at 2:55 PM
If you bring your fancy peanut butter to the Home Depot paint dept they have to mix it for you
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Googled if you can use queen sheets on a full bed. The answer is yes but they will be too big.
November 22, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Googled if you can use queen sheets on a full bed. The answer is yes but they will be too big.
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just butting in to say leave me out of it
November 11, 2025 at 1:27 PM
just butting in to say leave me out of it
The panini grill broke down so I just drew the lines on with a felt pen
November 22, 2025 at 11:33 PM
The panini grill broke down so I just drew the lines on with a felt pen
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zoom should have little games you can play in a sidebar during meetings
November 22, 2025 at 1:57 AM
zoom should have little games you can play in a sidebar during meetings
If I was running this planet we’d have more grilled cheese in space
November 22, 2025 at 1:59 AM
If I was running this planet we’d have more grilled cheese in space
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Can we at least get some LSD in the water or something?
March 8, 2024 at 2:29 AM
Can we at least get some LSD in the water or something?
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After 17 years on The Internet the thing that surprises me the most is that though I am not a bird watcher, I *do* really enjoy other people watching birds for me.
November 21, 2025 at 4:02 PM
After 17 years on The Internet the thing that surprises me the most is that though I am not a bird watcher, I *do* really enjoy other people watching birds for me.
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There are ghosts in my nervous system urging me to join them.
November 20, 2025 at 5:55 PM
There are ghosts in my nervous system urging me to join them.
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Don't rly appreciate the word "miracle" being used in the title of skin care products
November 20, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Don't rly appreciate the word "miracle" being used in the title of skin care products
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It's the Mission Impossible theme tune except it's just me trying to get from my car to my house without being trapped for chit chat with a gossipy neighbour
November 20, 2025 at 5:20 PM
It's the Mission Impossible theme tune except it's just me trying to get from my car to my house without being trapped for chit chat with a gossipy neighbour
Sneaking a big gulp cup of alfredo sauce into the movie theater.
November 20, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Sneaking a big gulp cup of alfredo sauce into the movie theater.
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This sneezing fit is punk af
July 25, 2025 at 3:55 PM
This sneezing fit is punk af
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You know how when you uncover enough universal truths you reach a free personal one, I just got a realizations on off switch
November 10, 2025 at 5:40 AM
You know how when you uncover enough universal truths you reach a free personal one, I just got a realizations on off switch
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Screaming into my phone like it's a banana.
June 13, 2024 at 4:15 PM
Screaming into my phone like it's a banana.
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Sometimes what the doctor ordered is a nice lil beige meal
November 10, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Sometimes what the doctor ordered is a nice lil beige meal
Got too many enemies down at the 5 pin bowling alley.
November 12, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Got too many enemies down at the 5 pin bowling alley.
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I'm into the 15th season of watching my figure.
October 30, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I'm into the 15th season of watching my figure.
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one time my dad ran into a burning house to save his neighbor’s sixpence none the richer cd.
November 7, 2025 at 4:50 PM
one time my dad ran into a burning house to save his neighbor’s sixpence none the richer cd.
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Every single post I have ever saved has been by accident or act of God.
November 6, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Every single post I have ever saved has been by accident or act of God.
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HOW CAN I BUILD A BEAR I’M NOT GOD
July 11, 2025 at 1:20 AM
HOW CAN I BUILD A BEAR I’M NOT GOD
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Would you like to stay logged in? Okay we'll log you out
November 7, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Would you like to stay logged in? Okay we'll log you out
Just saw a Little Caesars employee get betrayed by their coworkers.
November 8, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Just saw a Little Caesars employee get betrayed by their coworkers.
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I kiss my biceps after each skeet
November 6, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I kiss my biceps after each skeet