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Sam @samuelhlowe.bsky.social · Jan 31

I’ve quit telling people that I disagree with them. Instead, I now say, “I’m gonna have to agree with myself on this one.” It’s self-positive, non-confrontational, and just weird enough to end the conversation.

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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 6d

When they insist you pick a side, choose homicide.

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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 4d

Alas, poor Barbara. I know the feeling well

Brass memorial sign screwed onto the back of a bench:
"For Barbara
Who was awful when hungry
but otherwise pretty solid"

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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 3d

They've given up trying to make us love them. Now they're trying to police our thoughts as "hate speech".

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The Amytyville Horror @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 7d

lost socks make me so sad, like where’s your li’l buddy why dint y’all hold hands
[sobbing] mister stockington whyyyy

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The Amytyville Horror @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 7d

i’m not allowed to share my erotica on the internet anymore after the “broken penis” incident

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The Amytyville Horror @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 5d

harassing CEOs is good actually

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 6d

yes, Jay loves WAFFLES:

Weak Ass Fascists Fomenting Loser Energy Shit

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 6d

well, if this site ends up like X, I’m going back to communicating with people via carrier pigeons

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 5d

BREAKING: Comedians Compete For Bonesaw Signed By Jared Kushner at Riyadh Festival

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 5d

[white Christian conservatives and Trump supporters are being outed as pedophiles and sex traffickers]

AMERICA: this is why immigrants are so dangerous

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 4d

American Horror Story: Do You Even Need to Ask Anymore

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 6d

I thought I saw a severed foot under a car in the liquor store parking lot, but someone was attached to it. Life is disappointing.

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 4d

Called a goose a 'fucken swole duck' and that's when the fight started

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Brick's 𝕳𝖆𝖚𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖉 House 🍁🎃 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 4d

I'm watching the guy across the road using a leaf blower to blow his leaves into his neighbour's yard and friends, never stop learning

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Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · Oct 30

Be careful! During Halloween, the veil between our world and the great beyond is at its thinnest. You will never be in more danger of becoming an actual slutty nurse