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Sometimes funny, always sleepy, I might be writing too much Link to my thoughts (courtesy @captantagonist.bsky.social ) https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jiqppb3vymtquebk2yatb4mw/feed/aaapa2uougycq

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MadHatterMommy @madhattermommy.bsky.social · Jan 17

Me: I’m bored
My refrigerator: here she comes

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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 4h

Kinda thinking I’m gonna be a Drunk Dad for Halloween again this year.

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MadHatterMommy @madhattermommy.bsky.social · 6h

Chocolate

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MadHatterMommy @madhattermommy.bsky.social · 7h

I was about to start on my to do list, and then I realised that this cake wasn’t going to eat itself.

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MadHatterMommy @madhattermommy.bsky.social · 15h

But you are constantly dreading when they say they will until they do

MadHatterMommy @madhattermommy.bsky.social · 16h

People who say that they will call you and then don’t, also do not do any favours exactly.

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Los 🥑 @los-los.bsky.social · 1d

[making another hole in my belt]

You are beautiful, no matter what they saaay

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Hollie Harris @allholls.bsky.social · 1d

8yo: Do you ever talk to yourself?

Me: All the time.

8yo: Really?

Me: Yeah. Mostly when I ask you, your brother, or your dad to do something or tell you something that I need you to remember.

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 1d

Beaker and his online crush got together, call it a meep cute

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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 1d

Every day I'm shuffling

- Party Rock Anthem or Vegas blackjack dealer

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 1d

I find it very difficult to breakdance under these conditions.

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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 1d

Getting banned for my controversial opinions on yogurt.

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 1d

Love listening to a whimsical "magic bookstore in the woods" playlist while I increase value for shareholders

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Brick's 𝕳𝖆𝖚𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖉 House 🍁🎃 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 1d

The only time I unload the dishwasher is after I've forgotten to turn it on

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MadHatterMommy @madhattermommy.bsky.social · 1d

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MadHatterMommy @madhattermommy.bsky.social · 1d

Is it ‘vicious circle’ or ‘vicious cycle’, I want to get this note of absence just right?

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MadHatterMommy @madhattermommy.bsky.social · 1d

I asked my aunt to email something from her computer, and she had to start by creating her email address and somehow ended getting her own website and social media platform.