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Hollie Harris

@allholls.bsky.social

280 followers 170 following 510 posts

Writer. Mom. Storyteller. GenXer. And apparently the person in charge of what's for dinner until the end of time. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cht5nalgj45dnd2ntfglleqx/feed/aaaic45kyskvo

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Hollie Harris @allholls.bsky.social · Nov 13

My family likes to play a fun game where they whine that they're starving and can't wait to eat while I'm cooking dinner, and then take forever to come to the table when dinner is ready.

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Hollie Harris @allholls.bsky.social · 9h

"Et tu, Aldi?"

*walking into the store and discovering they rearranged all the aisles*

Hollie Harris @allholls.bsky.social · 16h

My husband woke up and chose violence today, because he once again put the butter dish I keep on the counter in the refrigerator so I didn't have spreadable butter for my toast.

This means war.

Hollie Harris @allholls.bsky.social · 1d

8yo: Do you ever talk to yourself?

Me: All the time.

8yo: Really?

Me: Yeah. Mostly when I ask you, your brother, or your dad to do something or tell you something that I need you to remember.

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Hollie Harris @allholls.bsky.social · 2d

Guess those dead mums in my porch planters I forgot to water during the hot weather this past week are Halloween decorations now.

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Hollie Harris @allholls.bsky.social · 3d

In times like these, I stop and ask myself: What would Rick Astley never do?

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Brick's 𝕳𝖆𝖚𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖉 House 🍁🎃 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 7d

I just quit a book three pages in when I reached a second misspelling because I expect books to be smarter than me goddammit

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Jennifer Parker @mrsjparker.bsky.social · 7d

Taking out a second mortgage on my house to pay for my kid’s book fair haul

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Μαρια Κιτρινη @greekheanen.bsky.social · 9d

Ordering pizza alone isn't for the weak

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Μαρια Κιτρινη @greekheanen.bsky.social · 7d

Me: Would you calm down, just for a sec
My cat: (laughs in cattish)

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Μαρια Κιτρινη @greekheanen.bsky.social · 5d

Hi (with anything than high expextations)

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Late to the party Laura @latetopartylaura.bsky.social · 4d

The cat miaowed directly after I sneezed. Obviously saying bless you.

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Jennifer Parker @mrsjparker.bsky.social · 4d

Nothing says my kids broke something like a crash immediately followed by complete silence.

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Hollie Harris @allholls.bsky.social · 3d

This is way too relatable. 😂

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MadHatterMommy @madhattermommy.bsky.social · 4d

I was about to clean my house, and then I realised it is gonna look exactly like this within 24 hours of cleaning.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 5d

I've always been sensitive about my swearing, but it fucktuates wildly when interacting with stupid people.

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Late to the party Laura @latetopartylaura.bsky.social · 3d

Sees a model in a sales catalogue promoting new underwear range, whilst lounging on a nice sofa. It has the headline “The ultimate in comfort.“ Just what I want I thought, immediately checking to see where the comfy sofa is from.

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Dak @dak.myatproto.social · 3d

I just saw a guy hand a wilted flower to a trash can and whisper “we both deserved better.”

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Hollie Harris @allholls.bsky.social · 4d

I'm not the same person I was a week ago when I decided to drastically reduce the amount of sugar I consume.

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Hollie Harris @allholls.bsky.social · 6d

Our smart TV has been having sound issues and hasn't been working right, so my 8yo said, "I guess it's a stupid TV now."

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Hollie Harris @allholls.bsky.social · 7d

If by "party size" you mean mostly me and sometimes my kids when I accidentally leave the chip bag out, then yes, it's party size.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 7d

A long time ago happens pretty fast . . .

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 10d

I'd enjoy a shower more if I had backup singers.

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Hollie Harris @allholls.bsky.social · 8d

When my kids do something good, it's because I'm raising them right.

When they do something bad, they must get that from their father.

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Hollie Harris @allholls.bsky.social · 9d

Nothing makes you feel old quite like scrolling through your social media feed and seeing 30th birthday posts from moms whose kids are in the same grade and friends with your 8yo son.

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Hollie Harris @allholls.bsky.social · 12d

My smartwatch: Your heart rate is really high.

Me: *staring at a huge, chocolate cake* Mind your own business.

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