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Late to the party Laura

@latetopartylaura.bsky.social

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[Awkward silence] So.. I have a husband, 11yr old and cat. I will be complaining about them here. IG: latetothepartylaura My posts only: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qrlhjrbf4w6ecyueaqu64773/feed/aaaoqij5pcpfy

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Late to the party Laura @latetopartylaura.bsky.social · Nov 21

I have hat hair today as I wore a hat but also before I wore a hat.

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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 23h

Moshing to the aol dial-up sound

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Late to the party Laura @latetopartylaura.bsky.social · 22h

Microsoft, I will never not want to edit a file that I have created thank you.

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Miranda Keeling @mirandakeeling.com · 2d

A woman on a train wraps a book about birds in some bird-patterned wrapping paper. She opens a bird-themed card and writes a message.
Her husband: Well Irene, let’s hope they like birds.

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Late to the party Laura @latetopartylaura.bsky.social · 2d

If at first you don’t succeed, eat something instead.

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 7d

Taken my make up off to practise scaring the kids.

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Late to the party Laura @latetopartylaura.bsky.social · 3d

Good old Rick and his dance moves.

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Hollie Harris @allholls.bsky.social · 4d

I'm not the same person I was a week ago when I decided to drastically reduce the amount of sugar I consume.

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Late to the party Laura @latetopartylaura.bsky.social · 4d

Sees a model in a sales catalogue promoting new underwear range, whilst lounging on a nice sofa. It has the headline “The ultimate in comfort.“ Just what I want I thought, immediately checking to see where the comfy sofa is from.

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Lou @louarama.bsky.social · Aug 8

Blue sky.

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midnightviolets.bsky.social @midnightviolets.bsky.social · 4d

I wonder how many miles I’ve scrolled with my thumb.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 5d

Chaka Khan’s 𝘐 𝘍𝘦𝘦𝘭 𝘍𝘰𝘳 𝘠𝘰𝘶 is my favorite song about trying to find someone in a dark room.

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Late to the party Laura @latetopartylaura.bsky.social · 5d

I agree. My 12yr can’t see it either. Even her name annoys me.

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MostDeaf @snoozeactive.bsky.social · 5d

Happy 30th wedding anniversary to my aunt and uncle, pictured here with their still-at-home son Howard.

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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 5d

"Ed Sheeran" sounds like a drunk person trying to remember the name "Edward Scissorhands"

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Late to the party Laura @latetopartylaura.bsky.social · 5d

The cat miaowed directly after I sneezed. Obviously saying bless you.

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 5d

Does it count if you are touching grass with one hand and scrolling with the other.

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Late to the party Laura @latetopartylaura.bsky.social · 5d

It’s so annoying when the other person on a call has a cold as well as you. Firstly, no sympathy, and, secondly, you have to spend at least the first 5 minutes out-colding each other.

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Miranda Keeling @mirandakeeling.com · 6d

Man on the DLR: Are you
prepared for today’s meeting?
Woman: No.
Man: It’s at 9am.
Woman: I know it’s at 9am, Dave.
And I remain, unprepared.

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Late to the party Laura @latetopartylaura.bsky.social · 6d

Nothing angers people more than someone posting off-topic in a Facebook group.

No Brian, you can’t make a comment about your mother-in-law’s special technique when using the washing machine. This is a gardening group.

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AnnaAnkaAnia @samerealwoman.bsky.social · 7d

Ladies and Gentlemen
For the first time this year... October!

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 7d

Thanks for having more problems than me. I feel better already.

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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 7d

Feels like a bring a pillow into the office kind of day.

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Late to the party Laura @latetopartylaura.bsky.social · 8d

Had a Teams call the other day.

Person 1: Had a beautifully framed picture and perfectly positioned plant behind her.

Person 2: Had a stylish wall lamp with a feature wall of statement wallpaper behind her.

Me: The fridge.

Late to the party Laura @latetopartylaura.bsky.social · 9d

Getting ready for bed makes little sense. You’ve got to wake yourself up to go to sleep.

Late to the party Laura @latetopartylaura.bsky.social · 9d

My mum also.