spooklebirb 🎃 👻
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⤵️: add 👻👻 to your mana pool 🧙‍♀️ birb witch/witch birb 🐦‍⬛ 🏳️‍⚧️ gender? no thank you, sir, fish make love in it (he/him or she/her are fine) 🧠 neuroing divergently 🌪️ Hyperactive brain pressure release valve. Nothing of value is here.
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'[account] has followed you'
Me: (inhales slowly through teeth) yeah, I wouldn't.............DO.............that
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i have regrets in the form of blisters
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Haven't bought a pair of spooky-season TOMS in a few years. You know when they came at me with these glow skulls I was like 'will you take a check?'
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UGH YES PLEASE. I loved that.
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rust and shadow is my whole deal
edmondsscanner.bsky.social
What's your Autumn look?

1. cozy sweater witch
2. exhausted elder goth
3. weird mossy shape
4. rust & shadow
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He's doing Black People Vs. [n-word]s, but with R-slurs. Fantabulous.
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'My daughter is developmentally disabled so I'm allowed to call people the R-slur' is not the hot take you think it is, dipshit.
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I saw THE DARK CRYSTAL for the first time at one of those re-releases a couple years ago. Or THE LAST UNICORN.
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I kinda like this thing we're doing now, where we're putting old films back in cinemas. The JAWS 50th anniversary release was fun as hell and belovèd and I are scheduled for TRICK 'R TREAT, one of our favorites, next week.
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🎶 I got stiiiiiiims, they're multiplyin'
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Sometimes I'll mime an uppercut and whisper-scream UPPERCUT in a sort of fighting-game-commentator voice.
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Some real 'can't prove a negative' mojo working there.
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Closer to the prompt, I realized I'm several different flavors of neurodivergent entirely because of socmed. That's pretty great.
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I moved to Colorado due to social media — for a slightly weird definition of the term — so my entire current life is arguably owed to it.
conradhackett.bsky.social
Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?
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[to the tune of peter gabriel's 'big time']

PIG TIME
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Because it's either that or I'm finally getting my wish and turning into a werewolf.
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Migraineur friends: if you were inexplicably jittery; had weird muscle stiffness/weakness; and an unusually heightened sense of smell; would you think 'that's a weird postdrome'?
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that is why it is crucial to Get ABBs: Always Be Benching
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Bench Press Strength withers SO quickly.
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'I'm still recovering from a migraine that only broke in my sleep last night', I repeat to myself endlessly as I nearly die trying to make lifts at 90% my work weight.
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Never played Combat either, but I definitely hate totem management! I've got an Elemental one and maybe I'll flip him and have a look.
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Nope, you're right. I think Enhance is hard to play, but maybe I reroll him.
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I've never been lucky enough to get one of the fish maces!
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I've never actually played Enhance so I don't know, but I don't think so. I think they used to be able to, way back when?
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idk if it's overly reductive but I'm convinced fascism is born out of creative envy. every far right character is a failed or obsolete writer/comedian/actor/artist/etc

which is so annoying since these are losers who made their rainbow drawing not being good enough for the fridge society's problem