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Lee Harveryscary

@valleyguitarist.bsky.social

3.3K followers 1.7K following 24K posts

Unfortunately, this is what I'm actually like. I'm almost certainly joking. Use alt text. Don't use AI. Pirating didn't kill music, but Spotify will. Musics: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgvnpYq0hBJhzmiRUvDzobw https://www.soundclick.com/leeharvey

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Lee Harveryscary @valleyguitarist.bsky.social · Jun 12

Got promoted to head crab. Well, it was more of a sideways move.

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Lee Harveryscary @valleyguitarist.bsky.social · 6h

He took it too literally and broke it with his hand

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Lee Harveryscary @valleyguitarist.bsky.social · 6h

Had plenty of cars with no handbrake, not ideal but not an issue for parking. Hill starts are a bit hairy though

Lee Harveryscary @valleyguitarist.bsky.social · 6h

MOT tester snapped the cable when he yanked the handbrake up

Terrible genAI video of two cat people almost sitting on a sofa. The ginger one is probably the one thinking or saying what's in the bubble, unconnected to anything, that says "My Head is Full With Pain... Take Some Fresh Drink For Me." The other white cat person has normal people feet and it's fucking disgusting for some reason.

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Lee Harveryscary @valleyguitarist.bsky.social · 7h

Reanimated corpse saying "Justice" in Martin Sheen's voice.

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Chloe Cumming @chloecumming.bsky.social · 1d

As a lemony cloth for my brain’s art hands, it’s Matthew Corbett and his family

Mathew Corbett with Sooty Sweep and Soo, an energetic oil pastel drawing based on an innocent 80s publicity photo of a white man with reddish hair and three small famous hand puppets, a yellow bear a grey dog and a femme panda

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Lee Harveryscary @valleyguitarist.bsky.social · 11h

Abraham Lincoln could have faxed a Samurai, apparently. I haven't checked. Samurai faxes are notoriously difficult to track down, they used a very complex filing system.

rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 22h

you ever think about those real weird overlaps. like tennessee williams might have listened to the ramones

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Lee Harveryscary @valleyguitarist.bsky.social · 12h

MOT today

Rik Mayall as Kevin Turvey with the caption
8. Depression.

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Lee Harveryscary @valleyguitarist.bsky.social · 21h

If life gives you lemons, dying like a kinky Lib Dem backbencher due to an autoerotic asphyxiation accident is one of your options. Not getting scurvy is probably better, but we're just spitballing here.

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Lee Harveryscary @valleyguitarist.bsky.social · 1d

My therapist was laughing so much at my cynical notes that she kept the work book to show her colleagues. She's great.

Lee Harveryscary @valleyguitarist.bsky.social · 1d

A handout from an NHS therapy course.

"right" and switch to trying to be effective.

I've drawn an arrow pointing to the words I've written in blue pen:
Oh yeah, I hadn't thought of that

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Lee Harveryscary @valleyguitarist.bsky.social · 1d

Signed up to do a marathon 26 miles away from my house, so I'm in training to get to the starting line

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Lee Harveryscary @valleyguitarist.bsky.social · 1d

You're not my supervisor

Lee Harveryscary @valleyguitarist.bsky.social · 1d

Probably only served half their sentences too. It's a disgrace. Pine marten prison is like a four star hotel these days anyway though. String em up, I say.

Unofficial BBCNews (UK) Bot @bbcnews-uk-rss.bsky.social · 1d

Pine martens released on Exmoor in 'positive sign for nature'

They are "back where they belong" after being relocated from Scotland, conservationists say.

www.bbc.com

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Lee Harveryscary @valleyguitarist.bsky.social · 1d

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Lee Harveryscary @valleyguitarist.bsky.social · 1d

Sloppy drunk on power

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Lee Harveryscary @valleyguitarist.bsky.social · 1d

I would have hidden them

Lee Harveryscary @valleyguitarist.bsky.social · 1d

Just got followed by someone who runs a YouTube channel called This Boomer Life

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Lee Harveryscary @valleyguitarist.bsky.social · 1d

Consider it done. When are we watching it together?

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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 1d

4 panel comic

Panel 1:
A Purple person is standing holding a clipboard. A Blue Person sits at a laptop.
Blue Person: Woohoo. I’m the CEO of a social media platform.

Panel 2:
Purple person: We should hire a PR person to interact with the public
Blue Person begins to type on laptop and says: Nope. Gonna do all that myself

Panel 3:
Purple person looks concerned and says: Really…but…

Panel 4:
Purple person: You’re such a whiny little fucking baby

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Lee Harveryscary @valleyguitarist.bsky.social · 1d

That's not any of them, but thanks

Lee Harveryscary @valleyguitarist.bsky.social · 1d

One of many cheeses guaranteed to please

Lee Harveryscary @valleyguitarist.bsky.social · 1d

Omw

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Lee Harveryscary @valleyguitarist.bsky.social · 1d

Unrelated to the amount of weed I've just smoked, but have we all got our 11 o'clock Big Salads?

Salady bits in a bowl with a fork. Feta, cucumber, tomato, red pepper, black olives and balsamic dressing.

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Lee Harveryscary @valleyguitarist.bsky.social · 1d

Bud bomb
Bud bomb
You're a bud bomb
I sometimes like to hit you
If I haven't got a bong

A budbomb. It's one of those dope fiend devices.

Lee Harveryscary @valleyguitarist.bsky.social · 1d

I would like to be able to mute likes but not replies, make any images in quote posts not post unless they have alt text, and have drafts.

Once the mods have finished banning well respected and popular accounts whilst being vocally arsey about it at the same time, perhaps they can have a look?

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Lee Harveryscary @valleyguitarist.bsky.social · 1d

Without downloading anything new - where are you mentally?

Terry Wogan looking at the camera with a bemused expression.