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MF FairyPrincessSmoo

@smooheed.bsky.social

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Twin mom Brains are sexy, wish everyone had one Same stick figure, different app https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xbvg7j5gclf7gxoc5jrjdeoi/feed/aaalb6dnhmcjs

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MF FairyPrincessSmoo @smooheed.bsky.social · May 29

HR says I’m no longer allowed to answer the phone with “for fuck sake, what now”

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Dead Serious Mick @deadseriousmick.bsky.social · 3d

I'm only clever now if I have a minute and internet access.

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 18h

Just remember, you’re only one or two life decisions away from shopping for camper toilets on Amazon

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 2h

Gives you a hug and whispers kiss my ass.

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 2d

[giving treats to dog]
thank you for not being people

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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 4d

I quote posted you with an improvement to your joke. Please respond

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 3d

Since no one does it anymore, I just sexually harass myself.

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Melicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 6d

It is what it is, but you don't have to be a dick about it.

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Kellaweena 🎃 @kellalena.bsky.social · 2d

Inappropriate laughter is twice as medicinal.

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 3d

My life is too small and I worry it will get lost in the gap behind the refrigerator.

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 6d

well, if this site ends up like X, I’m going back to communicating with people via carrier pigeons

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 11d

A posting style best described as "relentless"

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Gian D’Oh @giandoh.bsky.social · 10d

Windmill: I’m a big fan.

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MF FairyPrincessSmoo @smooheed.bsky.social · 8d

Night sky (as I have nothing interesting to say)

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 8d

Already looking forward to tomorrow’s nap

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trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 8d

*me watching you while you sleep*

“You’re doing it wrong”

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MF FairyPrincessSmoo @smooheed.bsky.social · 8d

Lemme see

MF FairyPrincessSmoo @smooheed.bsky.social · 15d

I do like my cocunts toasted

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inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · Mar 17

sorry i yelled "goth ninjas" when we saw those nuns yesterday

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 16d

i can’t even imagine how many bobs had to die to harvest all that

A ball of barbed wire for sale labeled “Bob wire $25.”

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Midge @midge.bsky.social · 15d

Thrilled to report I’ve just about had it

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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 15d

My cat got into the booth with me while I was testing my teleportation device and now there’s cat hair all over my genes.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 17d

With a little love, the call could be coming from inside the home.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 17d

I wish the rapture would happen but just to people who believe in the rapture

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 20d

your honor, what's the wifi

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Scare Blair @blairloudly.bsky.social · 16d

i just want someone to groan old with

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