drewtoothpaste
@drewtoothpaste.bsky.social
author of Toothpaste For Dinner, Married To The Sea, @dasharez0ne.bsky.social etc.
my podcast with @nataliedee.bsky.social: https://patreon.com/garbagebrainuniversity
my shirts: dashare.zone / drewtoothpaste.com
vocals for HELL ORBS: dendycrew.com
my podcast with @nataliedee.bsky.social: https://patreon.com/garbagebrainuniversity
my shirts: dashare.zone / drewtoothpaste.com
vocals for HELL ORBS: dendycrew.com
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how we envisioned the dark future: you wear leather and buy brain stims from a small store in an alley. your wrist computer helps you hack
actual dark future: your $89 pants rip after 8 wears. adderall shortage. your wrist computer makes you stand up hourly and buzzes with email from your boss
actual dark future: your $89 pants rip after 8 wears. adderall shortage. your wrist computer makes you stand up hourly and buzzes with email from your boss
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New in my Threadless shop - PASCAGOULA ENCOUNTER - artofcoop.threadless.com/designs/pasc...
November 30, 2025 at 1:13 AM
New in my Threadless shop - PASCAGOULA ENCOUNTER - artofcoop.threadless.com/designs/pasc...
November 30, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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Thanks for your application, but you can only work here if your name is an unconventional spelling of Jared
November 29, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Thanks for your application, but you can only work here if your name is an unconventional spelling of Jared
thanksgiving ramen: 24-hr stock from turkey bones/scraps, buttered corn, homemade mashed potatoes, stuffing fried in butter, turkey meat, cranberry-orange-walnut puree, ramen noodles
November 29, 2025 at 11:39 PM
thanksgiving ramen: 24-hr stock from turkey bones/scraps, buttered corn, homemade mashed potatoes, stuffing fried in butter, turkey meat, cranberry-orange-walnut puree, ramen noodles
if you had only one day left on earth, what would you do? would you waste it or would you make sure to tell me the location of your safe and its combination?
November 29, 2025 at 10:09 PM
if you had only one day left on earth, what would you do? would you waste it or would you make sure to tell me the location of your safe and its combination?
if i had to see this today, so do you
November 29, 2025 at 9:31 PM
if i had to see this today, so do you
if you want to capture the hearts and minds of the suburbanite, run for office on a platform that includes an ideological stance on pickleball
November 29, 2025 at 5:57 PM
if you want to capture the hearts and minds of the suburbanite, run for office on a platform that includes an ideological stance on pickleball
the political dunk stuff is boring but it's genuinely heartwarming to see a dozen people i know dogpile an AI slopbrain for asking if "we" (bluesky) still "hate AI" (yes)
November 29, 2025 at 2:12 AM
the political dunk stuff is boring but it's genuinely heartwarming to see a dozen people i know dogpile an AI slopbrain for asking if "we" (bluesky) still "hate AI" (yes)
served a cut up apple to a flock of chickens adn they pecked out the apple seeds and ate those first. chickens can teach us a lot about people
November 28, 2025 at 10:13 PM
served a cut up apple to a flock of chickens adn they pecked out the apple seeds and ate those first. chickens can teach us a lot about people
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November 28, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Greetings friend! We know you love to buy 𝗢𝘂𝘁𝗱𝗼𝗼𝗿 𝗣𝗮𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗦𝘁𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝟭𝟮"𝘅𝟭𝟮" and today is the only day when you can save up to 18% on 𝗢𝘂𝘁𝗱𝗼𝗼𝗿 𝗣𝗮𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗦𝘁𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝟭𝟮"𝘅𝟭𝟮"! Whether you're shopping for 𝗢𝘂𝘁𝗱𝗼𝗼𝗿 𝗣𝗮𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗦𝘁𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝟭𝟮"𝘅𝟭𝟮" for family, friends, or just yourself, today is YOUR day for 𝗢𝘂𝘁𝗱𝗼𝗼𝗿 𝗣𝗮𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗦𝘁𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝟭𝟮"𝘅𝟭𝟮"
tag yourself. which one is the correct amount of whipped cream
November 28, 2025 at 6:08 AM
tag yourself. which one is the correct amount of whipped cream
the chickens were happy to see me bringing them food until it turned out to be pumpkin guts
November 27, 2025 at 7:17 PM
the chickens were happy to see me bringing them food until it turned out to be pumpkin guts
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We did it joe
November 27, 2025 at 6:34 PM
We did it joe
it's after midnight Eastern time which means it's the one day of the year you can rummage around inside the turkey and pull the neck out and show everyone and say they left the turkey's dick in there
November 27, 2025 at 5:05 AM
it's after midnight Eastern time which means it's the one day of the year you can rummage around inside the turkey and pull the neck out and show everyone and say they left the turkey's dick in there
just watched a video where a zookeeper examines a beluga whale to make sure they're healthy and realized I get less healthcare than a zoo animal AND less free fish
November 27, 2025 at 2:55 AM
just watched a video where a zookeeper examines a beluga whale to make sure they're healthy and realized I get less healthcare than a zoo animal AND less free fish
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piracy discourse is so exhausting and passe, but i will observe that every truly great collector of physical media I know has a big harddrive of pirated books and movies. you literally cannot have one without the other
November 26, 2025 at 1:18 AM
piracy discourse is so exhausting and passe, but i will observe that every truly great collector of physical media I know has a big harddrive of pirated books and movies. you literally cannot have one without the other
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Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 27, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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couldn't see shit out there today. heavy CPU load on the simulation. they cranked down the draw distance on us out here
November 26, 2025 at 9:38 PM
couldn't see shit out there today. heavy CPU load on the simulation. they cranked down the draw distance on us out here
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Hey kids. I just talked to your bosses. They said you can knock off early. No don’t ask them. Close up shop. Pencils down. Hit the road. Safe travels and enjoy a piping hot cup of gravy. Also steal whatever office supplies you want on your way out. It’s cool. For real.
November 26, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Hey kids. I just talked to your bosses. They said you can knock off early. No don’t ask them. Close up shop. Pencils down. Hit the road. Safe travels and enjoy a piping hot cup of gravy. Also steal whatever office supplies you want on your way out. It’s cool. For real.
crossed the river to get a deal at New Hampshire Toilet Salvage. anyone need anything
November 26, 2025 at 6:23 PM
crossed the river to get a deal at New Hampshire Toilet Salvage. anyone need anything
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One thing thats annoyed me about ai adoption is how self identified data and science people are approaching it so unscientifically.
Before making a decision about whether to accept something as true or adopt a new drug, etc, scientists set a parameter of acceptable error.
But we dont for ai?
Before making a decision about whether to accept something as true or adopt a new drug, etc, scientists set a parameter of acceptable error.
But we dont for ai?
November 25, 2025 at 4:55 PM
One thing thats annoyed me about ai adoption is how self identified data and science people are approaching it so unscientifically.
Before making a decision about whether to accept something as true or adopt a new drug, etc, scientists set a parameter of acceptable error.
But we dont for ai?
Before making a decision about whether to accept something as true or adopt a new drug, etc, scientists set a parameter of acceptable error.
But we dont for ai?