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*hits the blunt and immediately starts ripping huge chunks of hair out of my head*
im going to drink so much water today im so excited im going to feel so good
November 30, 2025 at 12:11 PM
picking up a horrible drug habit for 5 days and then just stopping because i dont have an addictive personality
November 30, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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To: [email protected]

Subject: I have a gun

Please send all the money in your bank to [email protected]

Yours,
Crab Man
November 30, 2025 at 11:57 AM
im losing my shine im losing my shimmer
November 30, 2025 at 11:52 AM
red squirrel
black squirrel
brown squirrel
grey squirrel
i also saw a fox
Kangaroo
Wallaby
Echidna
White deer
Fox
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild

Moose
Black bear
Goldfinch
Mountain lion
Raccoon
November 30, 2025 at 11:38 AM
mugging people in my replies by commenting that i have a gun
November 30, 2025 at 11:34 AM
*crunches on ice chips menacingly in my dark room*
November 30, 2025 at 11:25 AM
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my favorite instrument bro? the voice of the woman I love
November 30, 2025 at 11:12 AM
monsters are not real and im actually not scared of them i just really like to jump across the room onto my bed when it is dark
November 30, 2025 at 11:23 AM
i dont believe in wild animals all animals are nice and my friends
November 30, 2025 at 10:54 AM
i dont know what language i think in i dont understand it
November 29, 2025 at 11:09 PM
i dont believe in thanksgiving due to my self-centered nature
November 29, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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doing a land acknowledgement recognizing the streets as the traditional stewards of my wife's body
November 29, 2025 at 10:45 PM
hide and seek is a very horny game spiritually. i gave my first blowjob during a hide and seek game and also had sex for the first time in a separate hide and seek game in a corn maze
November 29, 2025 at 10:40 PM
lets play hide and seek
November 29, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Murakami was right, no matter where i go i can never get away from myself
November 29, 2025 at 10:24 PM
mugging people in youtube comments section by telling them to etransfer me money and that i have a gun
November 24, 2025 at 1:42 AM
it shouldn’t be illegal to go into a business and tell them to hand over the money if you don’t have a weapon, its not your fault if they are pussies
November 24, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Im going to try extorting a business tomorrow
November 24, 2025 at 1:38 AM
going on the bus to practice my laughing
November 24, 2025 at 1:37 AM
arguing with my doctor about a body part that i made up
November 24, 2025 at 1:33 AM
going into office buildings and panhandling to people in their cubicles
November 24, 2025 at 1:31 AM
opening a customers box of grapes and snacking on some of them while i scan the rest of their items and telling them “bitch thats not my problem” when they complain
November 24, 2025 at 1:29 AM
asking an associate at the car dealership which is the most dangerous one like which one can i do the most damage with
November 24, 2025 at 1:25 AM
dropping a watermelon on the grocery store floor to see what will happen then saying “just as i suspected…” and reaching for another watermelon
November 24, 2025 at 1:23 AM