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bugay.bsky.social
andy 🅱️
@bugay.bsky.social
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all my stuff's here anyway
he/him

*empties coin purse on table* https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaanpkajamccm
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andy 🅱️ @bugay.bsky.social · Jun 19
cool ranch (sarcastic)
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blobstar.bsky.social
I'm digging your vibe a nice little burrow
November 26, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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pamtoo.bsky.social
In a mere 30 hours I'll be in the thick of what I've been training for 52 long years:

Drunk live skeeting the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade 🫡 🦃 🍸
November 26, 2025 at 6:50 AM
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kwkorpi.bsky.social
Putting queso in the gravy bowl this Thanksgiving.

Pilgrims walked so Texans could run.
November 25, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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scomputer.fun
freestyle rapping about Adam Sandler
November 26, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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marie.likes.earth
what the hell's my cat searching for 😭😭😭😭😭
google search that my cat typed it says: 90ppppppppkjmmmmmmmmmmmm02qw:'p
November 26, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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benedictsred.bsky.social
I’ve don’t use Google. I text my friend Randall who used to be a dental assistant
November 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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geftokingmongoose.bsky.social
The candle that burns twice as bright burns half as long
Excerpt from the Wikipedia page for wrestling promoter Herb Abrams. It reads Death Abrams died on July 23, 1996, at St. Vincent's Hospital in Manhattan, New York of a heart attack while in police custody. Before his death, police had found Abrams in his Manhattan office naked and covered in baby oil, destroying furniture with a baseball bat. Abrams' autopsy showed he had cocaine and valium in his system when he died. He was buried in New Montefiore Cemetery in West Babylon, New York.
November 26, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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geftokingmongoose.bsky.social
the average crowd at an indie pop show
The cast of the animated children's television show Muppet Babies showing the cast of the Muppets in toddler form
November 26, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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mags.colvett.online
OK. Let’s workshop this name
Photo of menu: Meat pleasers Pepperoni, hamburger, sausage & bacon
November 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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professorkiosk.wtf
*pronounces tomatoes like comatose*
November 26, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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lordratsquirt.bsky.social
Somewhere in Gotham Zoo, Bruce Wayne is looking at the monkeys, the zebras, the crocodiles...just reevaluating every branding choice.
November 26, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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slop.guru
(guy who is about to entirely ruin the vibe) let me play you this youtube video real quick
November 24, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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ygrene.bsky.social
me: any chance i could have some of this ground?

groundhog: aNy cHancE i COulD HaVE soMe OF thIs grOuNd?
hell no
November 25, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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dly.bsky.social
ordering a “Philadelphia cheesesteak sandwich” and getting my ass kicked
November 25, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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ceej.online
in order to animate lifelike characters with computer graphics, pixar engineers painstakingly render in excruciating detail the exact moment of conception for each and every character. even the toys. especially the toys
November 23, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social
Mildred Pierce's maxim was that you should never leave one room without knowing what you are going to do in the next one. I disappoint that bitch each and every day though, because what the FUCK did I come to the kitchen for, I cannot recall for the life of me.
November 23, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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brendelbored.bsky.social
RIP Sean Connery you would have loved saying this headline
November 25, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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jcsalterego.bsky.social
ⓘ you have been visited by a Jerrypost ("the temples are the sideburns of the forehead.") repost or face six years of bad posting
November 25, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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readuction.bsky.social
These are my sons, Smoke and Mirrors
November 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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altaudge.ruins.party
*pointing at my reflection* i am a bad bitch not a sad bitch
November 25, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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jcsalterego.bsky.social
(at ren faire) is this about mead
November 25, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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imwintersmom.bsky.social
the names bond. gold bond.
November 25, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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beefcarcass.bsky.social
Running away from the police like TEEHEEHEE TEEHEEHEEHEE
November 25, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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sicburns2.bsky.social
So, “Captain” Crunch, not only do you threaten the integrity of my perfect soft palate, but also your medals clearly have been drawn onto your uniform
November 25, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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benedictsred.bsky.social
Charlie Brown’s eyes are both on the front of his head, implying that he is a predator
November 25, 2025 at 5:22 AM