andy 🅱️
@bugay.bsky.social
all my stuff's here anyway
he/him
*empties coin purse on table* https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaanpkajamccm
he/him
*empties coin purse on table* https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaanpkajamccm
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andy 🅱️
@bugay.bsky.social
· Jun 19
cool ranch (sarcastic)
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feeling fergalicious
January 27, 2026 at 2:50 AM
feeling fergalicious
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i’m sorry i called your baby a messy bitch but in my defense that was a lot of drool
January 27, 2026 at 8:52 PM
i’m sorry i called your baby a messy bitch but in my defense that was a lot of drool
the dog. scooby doo. created the artifice of a sliver. in reality, he was a coward. and he was doing it for the rhyme
January 28, 2026 at 12:41 AM
the dog. scooby doo. created the artifice of a sliver. in reality, he was a coward. and he was doing it for the rhyme
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shaq missed a huge entrepreneurial opportunity not patenting shaquille oatmeal
January 28, 2026 at 12:10 AM
shaq missed a huge entrepreneurial opportunity not patenting shaquille oatmeal
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Memento from the Raelian recruitment session I attended in like 2005
January 27, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Memento from the Raelian recruitment session I attended in like 2005
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me trying to flirt - blood pools in the lowest parts of your body after you die creating the most beautiful deep violet hue
January 27, 2026 at 10:18 PM
me trying to flirt - blood pools in the lowest parts of your body after you die creating the most beautiful deep violet hue
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Men only want one thing
January 27, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Men only want one thing
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Choose your fighter
January 26, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Choose your fighter
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holding a press conference
cuz i bought a slide whistle
cuz i bought a slide whistle
January 27, 2026 at 8:00 PM
holding a press conference
cuz i bought a slide whistle
cuz i bought a slide whistle
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I'm saving all of my verification codes to pass on to my grandchildren when I die
January 27, 2026 at 6:54 PM
I'm saving all of my verification codes to pass on to my grandchildren when I die
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*the tonight show, 1978*
johnny carson: do you do your own stunts?
burt reynolds: sure, sometimes.
johnny carson: what’s the most dangerous stunt you’ve ever done?
burt reynolds: {stares directly at the camera} i had a timing belt from a pontiac firebird implanted in my body.
johnny carson: do you do your own stunts?
burt reynolds: sure, sometimes.
johnny carson: what’s the most dangerous stunt you’ve ever done?
burt reynolds: {stares directly at the camera} i had a timing belt from a pontiac firebird implanted in my body.
January 24, 2026 at 3:28 PM
*the tonight show, 1978*
johnny carson: do you do your own stunts?
burt reynolds: sure, sometimes.
johnny carson: what’s the most dangerous stunt you’ve ever done?
burt reynolds: {stares directly at the camera} i had a timing belt from a pontiac firebird implanted in my body.
johnny carson: do you do your own stunts?
burt reynolds: sure, sometimes.
johnny carson: what’s the most dangerous stunt you’ve ever done?
burt reynolds: {stares directly at the camera} i had a timing belt from a pontiac firebird implanted in my body.
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they should let the guy who named it a “spudger” name more tools
January 27, 2026 at 5:58 PM
they should let the guy who named it a “spudger” name more tools
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suckin’ on that chili dog to completion
January 27, 2026 at 4:08 PM
suckin’ on that chili dog to completion
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i’m literally just a virus in your phone that keeps sending you pop ups (posts)
January 27, 2026 at 4:22 PM
i’m literally just a virus in your phone that keeps sending you pop ups (posts)
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NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER
JANUARY 25,1966
JANUARY 25,1966
January 27, 2026 at 12:50 PM
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER
JANUARY 25,1966
JANUARY 25,1966
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my anaconda don’t want nuns
he’s atheist
he’s atheist
January 27, 2026 at 1:22 AM
my anaconda don’t want nuns
he’s atheist
he’s atheist
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I came out of shitposting retirement because I didn't know what to do with my hands
January 26, 2026 at 6:41 PM
I came out of shitposting retirement because I didn't know what to do with my hands
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please help me improve by
completing this brief survey
whats your bank account
number and password?
completing this brief survey
whats your bank account
number and password?
January 26, 2026 at 10:31 PM
please help me improve by
completing this brief survey
whats your bank account
number and password?
completing this brief survey
whats your bank account
number and password?
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A sandwich sandwiched between 2 other sandwiches is called a Mandelbrot Club and is illegal to make or even think about
January 26, 2026 at 10:31 PM
A sandwich sandwiched between 2 other sandwiches is called a Mandelbrot Club and is illegal to make or even think about
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Judging by the size of these chicken fingers, that chicken had to be somewhere between 7' to 10' tall.
January 26, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Judging by the size of these chicken fingers, that chicken had to be somewhere between 7' to 10' tall.
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this but for my posts
January 26, 2026 at 9:06 PM
this but for my posts
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absorbing spiritual energy from the Beggin’ Strips bacon dog
January 26, 2026 at 9:44 PM
absorbing spiritual energy from the Beggin’ Strips bacon dog
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gaining access to classified
government buildings just
by holding a sizzling plate of
fajitas and repeatedly saying
HOT PLATE HOT PLATE HOT
government buildings just
by holding a sizzling plate of
fajitas and repeatedly saying
HOT PLATE HOT PLATE HOT
January 26, 2026 at 7:44 PM
gaining access to classified
government buildings just
by holding a sizzling plate of
fajitas and repeatedly saying
HOT PLATE HOT PLATE HOT
government buildings just
by holding a sizzling plate of
fajitas and repeatedly saying
HOT PLATE HOT PLATE HOT