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this bio limits our liability -- don't read it he/him *empties coin purse on table* https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaanpkajamccm

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andy 🐋🎳 @bugay.bsky.social · Jun 19

cool ranch (sarcastic)

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sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 15m

A great weekend to share Jeff Bridges making a perfect joke

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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 20m

gonna face fuk a cinna-a-stack at ihop like a proper adult

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𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗷𝗼🪾🍂 @apexamigo.bsky.social · 28d

all of my hostages always
say they had a great time

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𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗷𝗼🪾🍂 @apexamigo.bsky.social · 20m

maybe we oughta do what i says

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 30m

Diane Keaton is one of those people for whom death did not seem an option, so you can understand why I am shook

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 35m

We just keep letting Jared Leto happen for some reason.

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sad bug @sadbug.bsky.social · 48m

my sadness is not a feature. i'm a bug

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Out of Context Simpsons Treehouse of Horror @ooccouchgags.bsky.social · 5h

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Count Coachula Returns @coachmark25.bsky.social · 2h

cute

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(spoo)key 👻 @kmillz.lol · 3h

your honor, the vibes are suffering

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spooky sigur 🎃 @phantasma.darkwo.ke · Apr 11

When ppl say "my life is like a movie" they never specify what kinda movie. It could be a Lars Von Trier kinda movie or a Stephen Spielberg kinda movie. You gotta specify dawg

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 1h

Elite chyron work here

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ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 1h

Started saying mucho to my Spanish friends. It means a lot to them

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 1h

Wearing a funyun like a nose ring.

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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 2h

I just screamed NOOOOOOO at my phone. Didn’t realize I felt so strongly about this lady.

Diane Keaton, Famed for Roles in 'Father of the Bride,' 'First Wives Club' and More, Dies at 79 (Exclusive)

Diane Keaton has died at age 79, PEOPLE can confirm exclusively. The actress was best known for roles in movies like 'Annie Hall,' 'The First Wives Club,' 'Something's Gotta Give' and 'The Godfather.'

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 14h

I watched a video captioned “You can Dougie to anything if you aren’t a coward” and then he proceeded to Dougie to Linger by The Cranberries

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smashley @ashleyann.bsky.social · 16h

this is the game that never ends

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 16h

throw the ball, hit the ball, catch the ball. that's the name of the game right there

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Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 18h

I made so much fun of my talking car telling me a door is a jar that it stopped talking to me for weeks.

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 1d

Gonna tell my kids that these were the Spice Girls

A picture of the cast of facts of life from TV

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Playboy Magazine @cowboybebop.bsky.social · 17h

MORE TEETH is what the people are saying
these days its all about MORE TEETH

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Liz Lets Looooooose 👻 @ghostofelizabeth.bsky.social · 7d

Do people who post things like "Jimmy's taking his driving test today. Please send prayers!" stop to consider that some people might pray that he fails?

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Brick's 𝕳𝖆𝖚𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖉 House 🍁🎃 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 1d

Solsbury Hill came on and I wrote a complete 90s romcom in 4 minutes

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Richard @sirlariato.bsky.social · 23h

Reminds me of the gimmick match that came to me in a fever dream a few years back; 16 wrestlers, 4 rings, 1 waterpark eliminator match.

An interior cage divides the 4 rings, with 4 wrestlers starting in each. If a wrestler is thrown into the pool they can only return to a ring via waterslide.

A crude pencil drawing of a waterpark containing four floating wrestling rings, an interior cage dividing the four rings and four waterslides leading to each of the rings.

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 20h

Javy Baez bat shopping

Javy holding up the broken end of Randy Arozarena's bat reading the text on the barrel

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