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@tnrefugee.bsky.social

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I’ve lived a life of filthy bliss. Figuring out life in a multigenerational home.

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Rebel Yankee @tnrefugee.bsky.social · Dec 2

Remembering the time I brought a bf to a family thing & he pointed at my uncle & whispered, “That’s my parole officer.”

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 20m

if you don’t love me at my hooba you don’t deserve me at my stank

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Rebel Yankee @tnrefugee.bsky.social · 13m

There are fewer resources and they want to have them. All they need are a few worker bees so depopulation works in their favor.

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🏴‍☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴‍☠️ @jollyrobber.bsky.social · 3d

Any time a woman says someone can suck her dick A) she's heated AF & 2) it's low key hot

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Scare Blair @blairloudly.bsky.social · 17h

everything is a joke but nothing is funny anymore

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Wendigo Wires 👻 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 55m

*goddammits intensify*

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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 7h

I will never not judge the efficacy of a vitamin by the pretty color it turns my pee.

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 1h

have you tried jumping in a big pile of leaves about it?

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spooky enjoyer @ryotlgf.bsky.social · 4h

nice chumba you got there. be a shame if someone wumba’d it

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 13h

I'm as much to blame as you are, I said, because what's one more lie.

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supernatural siren @porcelainsiren.bsky.social · 3h

oh so y'all out there using tabs to filter your content and i'm over here just raw dogging the whole skyline everyday 😂

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Brick's 𝕳𝖆𝖚𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖉 House 🍁🎃 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 3h

"For my wellness journey" I murmur as I pour a 2lb bag of M&Ms over my face

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jordan pumpkin spice [ham] @nursemurderer.bsky.social · 6h

"I never imagined it would be like this," I whisper into the mirror as I put on my dinosaur costume.

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 13h

We take back our country for all our people, or we’re not taking back the country we need.

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 7h

You want me to go to Mastodon? The thing with the tusks??

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 6h

If you see an old guy in a flat cap headed to the woods while carrying an axe, a pick, and a shovel, he’s either going to make charcoal or settle a score. Either way, doff your cap

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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 25d

Nobody fears my comically large magnet, but they should. They really should.

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Rebel Yankee @tnrefugee.bsky.social · 6h

OMG! 😂

Rebel Yankee @tnrefugee.bsky.social · 7h

Best name in sports history.

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 7h

Team Dick Trickle

Ryan Bedell @ryanbedell.bsky.social · 8h

Team Dick Armey

FromRightField @fromrightfield.bsky.social · 8h

Team Dick Sargent

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 1d

telling white america to wake up is like giving an energy drink to a dead person

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 11h

It's sad how people expect change without actually changing anything. It's me, I'm people.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · May 14

Of course your crush is going to leave their spouse for you. That's how delusions work.

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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · Jun 22

a ruthless predator, alligators will sometimes use jazz hands to lure musical theatre people to their deaths

A alligator, floating in a swamp, its front legs held out over the water, appearing to be doing a "jazz hand" movement

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💀Tombkick💀 @doomkick.com · 1d

*In the woods* I stop, raising my hand to silence my companion. I kneel down, and rub my finger through a rut in the forest floor. Wrapper fragments. The Beef ‘N Cheddars have migrated through here. “We’re on the right track” I say, adjusting my compound bow in its holster as we continue our hunt.

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💀Tombkick💀 @doomkick.com · 11h

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