Ryan Bedell
@ryanbedell.bsky.social
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Aggressively, almost religiously, following the data. I like nothing better than being proved wrong. Means I'm learning. Bring evidence.
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It's what the good guys with guns tell you they're doing it for.

To protect the weak from people with guns
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Her generosity and Equanimity are unmatched
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Maybe I can give you her number. You guys can work it out
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Sadly, the wife might object
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I do them in whatever way they tell me is most pleasurable for them. I'm just giving that way
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About a lactose intolerant, irony obsessed comedian
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And Strawberry Alarm Clock stays behind and complains that the ice cream machine is broken.
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Now you just need a unit brushing dick.
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That's my favorite word.

I also know Blarrrrrrrrrt
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All tamagotchi are sentient.
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Ah, a gold star conservative. You guys are rare.
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Which 6 words do you know?
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I like the ones that are about stealing diamonds.
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How do you find a wine glass that gives a shit?

Most are so nihilistic.
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Now you just need to claim they cure autism or cancer and you can charge $50,000 per kick.
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Are those more like beer nuts or trymy nuts?
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*doing shots of Pepto Bismol

Even more punk as fuck
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Mother's little helper helps everyone.