Ridge 🇨🇦
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View Royal, Vancouver Island
View Royal, Vancouver Island
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to new followers, welcome. your god is not here
November 26, 2025 at 6:53 PM
to new followers, welcome. your god is not here
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kids don’t build bike jumps to jump over other kids anymore and maybe that’s what’s wrong with this country
November 25, 2025 at 5:32 PM
kids don’t build bike jumps to jump over other kids anymore and maybe that’s what’s wrong with this country
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RIP to MEL magazine, the only outlet that would ever dare to commission nea to write this story and the only one that would ever allow me to say something like this for it
November 26, 2025 at 6:34 PM
RIP to MEL magazine, the only outlet that would ever dare to commission nea to write this story and the only one that would ever allow me to say something like this for it
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Sometimes I look at my cat in wonder and awe. Like, wow. I made that
November 26, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Sometimes I look at my cat in wonder and awe. Like, wow. I made that
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Trump stickers and Jesus billboards... there's never any question you've entered the Bible Belt
November 26, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Trump stickers and Jesus billboards... there's never any question you've entered the Bible Belt
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“Last Christmas I gave you my heart
The very next day, you gave it away”
The very next day. What an asshole.
The very next day, you gave it away”
The very next day. What an asshole.
November 26, 2025 at 1:10 PM
“Last Christmas I gave you my heart
The very next day, you gave it away”
The very next day. What an asshole.
The very next day, you gave it away”
The very next day. What an asshole.
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“ribbed for [my] pleasure”
November 26, 2025 at 4:52 PM
“ribbed for [my] pleasure”
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The amount of butter in my mashed potatoes could only be described as reckless
November 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
The amount of butter in my mashed potatoes could only be described as reckless
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the turkeys are comfortable grazing in my yard once they heard we’re doing Asian fusion this year
November 26, 2025 at 4:15 PM
the turkeys are comfortable grazing in my yard once they heard we’re doing Asian fusion this year
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If I was a vampire, I’d get a metal straw with a pointy end or a really fat hypodermic needle and just capri sun people
September 2, 2025 at 5:01 PM
If I was a vampire, I’d get a metal straw with a pointy end or a really fat hypodermic needle and just capri sun people
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I would like to thank you (who stayed) for sticking with me. I’m in a good place. My life is in a better place. I’m not here to scream but rather, to amuse myself. I hope I am able to amuse you too (I’m not super funny but, amusing?)
I don’t want to talk about it. I’m good
I don’t want to talk about it. I’m good
November 25, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I would like to thank you (who stayed) for sticking with me. I’m in a good place. My life is in a better place. I’m not here to scream but rather, to amuse myself. I hope I am able to amuse you too (I’m not super funny but, amusing?)
I don’t want to talk about it. I’m good
I don’t want to talk about it. I’m good
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The greatest lie the devil ever told is that shower sex is great
November 25, 2025 at 9:13 PM
The greatest lie the devil ever told is that shower sex is great
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*watching porn* they’re just going to let that pizza get cold?
May 11, 2025 at 4:17 AM
*watching porn* they’re just going to let that pizza get cold?
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This is a meet cute coming to life
So this happened in Oslo yesterday. Four articulated buses got stuck in a roundabout.
November 26, 2025 at 2:09 PM
This is a meet cute coming to life
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cranberry sauce candy corn
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 AM
cranberry sauce candy corn
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i wouldn’t mind mashin your taters
November 26, 2025 at 4:10 AM
i wouldn’t mind mashin your taters
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Slap me with a cheeseburger and tell me I’m pretty.
November 26, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Slap me with a cheeseburger and tell me I’m pretty.
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Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
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*dabs a little beer behind my ears before I go out*
November 25, 2025 at 11:56 PM
*dabs a little beer behind my ears before I go out*
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Pornhub category: ihopping 🏆👑 Congratulations @grilldcheese.bsky.social from @bunnybear47.bsky.social
pigs in a blanket is the name of my sex tape
November 26, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Pornhub category: ihopping 🏆👑 Congratulations @grilldcheese.bsky.social from @bunnybear47.bsky.social
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guys i dont think i defrosted my turkey right
November 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
guys i dont think i defrosted my turkey right
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the average online woman’s inbox
November 26, 2025 at 3:20 AM
the average online woman’s inbox