WawaGobbleRandilyn 🍂🍁🦃🍗
@randilynisin.bsky.social
I was raPUNzel, once upon a time. south florida. she/her. ally. no dms.
Pinned
there isn’t a lot going great in the world but there is sabrina carpenter.
thanksgiving was not the day i expected to catch an ear worm.
🎵🎶 fire up that loud another round of shots🎶
🎵🎶 fire up that loud another round of shots🎶
November 27, 2025 at 8:13 PM
thanksgiving was not the day i expected to catch an ear worm.
🎵🎶 fire up that loud another round of shots🎶
🎵🎶 fire up that loud another round of shots🎶
remember this thanksgiving:
pie-romania 🥧> pyromania 🔥
pie-romania 🥧> pyromania 🔥
a man in an orange shirt is holding a sword in a yard
Alt: a man in an orange shirt is holding a sword in a yard
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 4:33 PM
remember this thanksgiving:
pie-romania 🥧> pyromania 🔥
pie-romania 🥧> pyromania 🔥
curb your enthusiasm/kick your husband to the curb challenge to cheryl hines
November 27, 2025 at 3:57 PM
curb your enthusiasm/kick your husband to the curb challenge to cheryl hines
Reposted by WawaGobbleRandilyn 🍂🍁🦃🍗
Here we go, already got a “looks lo-cal” from an elder family member lol. I do not know those words today. Food is morally neutral. Holidays are for being good to yourself and the ones you love.
Speaking of- I love you all, and your varying beautiful shades of degeneracy, friendship, and humor 💜😉
Speaking of- I love you all, and your varying beautiful shades of degeneracy, friendship, and humor 💜😉
November 27, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Here we go, already got a “looks lo-cal” from an elder family member lol. I do not know those words today. Food is morally neutral. Holidays are for being good to yourself and the ones you love.
Speaking of- I love you all, and your varying beautiful shades of degeneracy, friendship, and humor 💜😉
Speaking of- I love you all, and your varying beautiful shades of degeneracy, friendship, and humor 💜😉
how is it possible that every time i turn on forensic files it’s the linda sobek (rip) episode?
November 27, 2025 at 3:32 AM
how is it possible that every time i turn on forensic files it’s the linda sobek (rip) episode?
a contest to pick the best analogy for rfk jr’s voice. my current fave is keys in a blender.
November 27, 2025 at 1:49 AM
a contest to pick the best analogy for rfk jr’s voice. my current fave is keys in a blender.
“ribbed for [my] pleasure”
November 26, 2025 at 4:52 PM
“ribbed for [my] pleasure”
i never quite thought i’d see a day where “gaslighting” and “kayfabe” would be in the vernacular
November 25, 2025 at 7:34 PM
i never quite thought i’d see a day where “gaslighting” and “kayfabe” would be in the vernacular
mike johnson trying to spare trump another mccain 👎 moment.
November 25, 2025 at 5:15 PM
mike johnson trying to spare trump another mccain 👎 moment.
mike johnson’s wife, kelly says men’s brain are like waffles (because “compartments”)
so when whenever mike is thinking he’s waffling.
so when whenever mike is thinking he’s waffling.
November 25, 2025 at 1:14 PM
mike johnson’s wife, kelly says men’s brain are like waffles (because “compartments”)
so when whenever mike is thinking he’s waffling.
so when whenever mike is thinking he’s waffling.
erika kirk was disappointed she wasn’t pregnant when charlie was killed
because jd vance would make a good stepfather?
because jd vance would make a good stepfather?
November 24, 2025 at 4:20 PM
erika kirk was disappointed she wasn’t pregnant when charlie was killed
because jd vance would make a good stepfather?
because jd vance would make a good stepfather?
i wish someone would ask trump why it was ok for fox news to attack presidents biden & obama
November 24, 2025 at 3:08 AM
i wish someone would ask trump why it was ok for fox news to attack presidents biden & obama
a holiday memory
when we were kids my dad would always ask, in a very stern manner “when was the last time you ate [blank]?” to complaints like “that medicine tastes like chalk”.
years later, i was home from college for thanksgiving & carelessly threw out “damn, this casserole tastes like ass”.
when we were kids my dad would always ask, in a very stern manner “when was the last time you ate [blank]?” to complaints like “that medicine tastes like chalk”.
years later, i was home from college for thanksgiving & carelessly threw out “damn, this casserole tastes like ass”.
November 23, 2025 at 1:38 PM
a holiday memory
when we were kids my dad would always ask, in a very stern manner “when was the last time you ate [blank]?” to complaints like “that medicine tastes like chalk”.
years later, i was home from college for thanksgiving & carelessly threw out “damn, this casserole tastes like ass”.
when we were kids my dad would always ask, in a very stern manner “when was the last time you ate [blank]?” to complaints like “that medicine tastes like chalk”.
years later, i was home from college for thanksgiving & carelessly threw out “damn, this casserole tastes like ass”.
marjorie “failure” green was also right there
November 22, 2025 at 3:13 PM
marjorie “failure” green was also right there
i thought rfk jr was anti-seed oil?
November 22, 2025 at 2:56 PM
i thought rfk jr was anti-seed oil?
sorry if this makes sense to you. iykywydk
i might have to respect olivia nuzzi a little if i found out she had this tattoo: 🍑🧃
i might have to respect olivia nuzzi a little if i found out she had this tattoo 🧠🪱
November 22, 2025 at 2:32 PM
sorry if this makes sense to you. iykywydk
i might have to respect olivia nuzzi a little if i found out she had this tattoo: 🍑🧃
i might have to respect olivia nuzzi a little if i found out she had this tattoo 🧠🪱
November 22, 2025 at 1:47 PM
i might have to respect olivia nuzzi a little if i found out she had this tattoo: 🍑🧃
the real last straw for mtg was scanning images and realizing that not once in a decade did djt look at her like that.
November 22, 2025 at 1:24 PM
the real last straw for mtg was scanning images and realizing that not once in a decade did djt look at her like that.
i was just sharing a recollection about the first time i heard a song in stereo through a headset. it was space oddity and it blew my mind, the way it traveled back and forth. i miss wonder.
November 21, 2025 at 8:55 PM
i was just sharing a recollection about the first time i heard a song in stereo through a headset. it was space oddity and it blew my mind, the way it traveled back and forth. i miss wonder.
and here’s me checking notes every morning to see what my brain on medibles thought would be a hilarious post
November 21, 2025 at 12:15 PM
and here’s me checking notes every morning to see what my brain on medibles thought would be a hilarious post
sometimes i think i’m pretty smart. like, analytical. able to grasp text and context. then i watch a perfume commercial. nope. i’m about as dumb as the stopper of a flacon.
November 21, 2025 at 1:10 AM
sometimes i think i’m pretty smart. like, analytical. able to grasp text and context. then i watch a perfume commercial. nope. i’m about as dumb as the stopper of a flacon.
i wonder if trump supporter/$$$ donor brian grazer is the “major hollywood player” preparing to relaunch slimy kevin spacey’s career.
November 20, 2025 at 8:33 PM
i wonder if trump supporter/$$$ donor brian grazer is the “major hollywood player” preparing to relaunch slimy kevin spacey’s career.
what’s the pivot when they realize we’re more than happy to see democrats who sexually abuse minors, and their enablers, exposed?
#NameThemShameThem
#NameThemShameThem
November 19, 2025 at 3:07 PM
what’s the pivot when they realize we’re more than happy to see democrats who sexually abuse minors, and their enablers, exposed?
#NameThemShameThem
#NameThemShameThem
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i live in a state where you need a card for pot so i call them medibles.
November 19, 2025 at 5:53 AM
i live in a state where you need a card for pot so i call them medibles.
behind in the scroll and now it’s too late for me to add “there’s jon favreau and jon favNO” to the thread.
November 19, 2025 at 6:16 AM
behind in the scroll and now it’s too late for me to add “there’s jon favreau and jon favNO” to the thread.