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zach bryan releases a snippet of an anti-ice song
the left:oh hey, welcome to the resistance
maga:burn in hell choking on your own (untalented) dick
dhs:look.we used your music in violent deportation videos.also, choke on your (untalented) dick
zach bryan:both sides don’t get it 🙄

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ChupacabRandilyn 🦖👹🐐 👻🎃 @randilynisin.bsky.social · 5d

stephen miller is 4’10 irl and 5’10 when he’s standing with his foot on the neck of the constitution.

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ChupacabRandilyn 🦖👹🐐 👻🎃 @randilynisin.bsky.social · 5d

it is mighty fine. happy tuesday to you!!

ChupacabRandilyn 🦖👹🐐 👻🎃 @randilynisin.bsky.social · 5d

i call her barium weiss because she’s about as welcome as an enema.

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ChupacabRandilyn 🦖👹🐐 👻🎃 @randilynisin.bsky.social · 5d

stephen miller is 4’10 irl and 5’10 when he’s standing with his foot on the neck of the constitution.

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ChupacabRandilyn 🦖👹🐐 👻🎃 @randilynisin.bsky.social · 5d

i hope cheryl hines picks some great ‘fits to wear at the hague with her beloved hubby.

ChupacabRandilyn 🦖👹🐐 👻🎃 @randilynisin.bsky.social · 6d

my grandparents were the only people i ever knew who watched cbs news. may their memory be a blessing

ChupacabRandilyn 🦖👹🐐 👻🎃 @randilynisin.bsky.social · 6d

if trump’s bruise came from aggressive handshaking wouldn’t it cause the makeup to rub off?

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ChupacabRandilyn 🦖👹🐐 👻🎃 @randilynisin.bsky.social · 7d

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ChupacabRandilyn 🦖👹🐐 👻🎃 @randilynisin.bsky.social · 7d

the party with the power to post petty messages across all government agencies would have to be the ones with the power to have avoided the shut down in the first place.

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ChupacabRandilyn 🦖👹🐐 👻🎃 @randilynisin.bsky.social · 11d

why wasn’t roseanne barr invited to do riyadh?

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ChupacabRandilyn 🦖👹🐐 👻🎃 @randilynisin.bsky.social · 11d

wishing an easy fast and gmar chatima tovah to all who celebrate

ChupacabRandilyn 🦖👹🐐 👻🎃 @randilynisin.bsky.social · 11d

and saudi tools should be able to recognize saudi tools

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ChupacabRandilyn 🦖👹🐐 👻🎃 @randilynisin.bsky.social · 11d

i bet bill burr has actually seen a bone saw

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ChupacabRandilyn 🦖👹🐐 👻🎃 @randilynisin.bsky.social · 11d

having your face eaten off by leopards is probably no biggie for someone who has plastic surgeons on speed dial.

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ChupacabRandilyn 🦖👹🐐 👻🎃 @randilynisin.bsky.social · 12d

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