kerry ✨
@kschwenky.bsky.social
power pop princess. fortune cookie poet. wishful thinker. goalie mom. she/her
Trans rights are human rights. Free Palestine
Trans rights are human rights. Free Palestine
Pinned
Agreed! Here’s her rendition of me which is my most favorite thing ever
November 26, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Agreed! Here’s her rendition of me which is my most favorite thing ever
okay but I cant retire before my bday. Revisiting in two weeks. Buy me something pretty
Muted words hitting an all time high. Maybe it’s time to just retire completely
November 26, 2025 at 2:42 AM
okay but I cant retire before my bday. Revisiting in two weeks. Buy me something pretty
Muted words hitting an all time high. Maybe it’s time to just retire completely
November 26, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Muted words hitting an all time high. Maybe it’s time to just retire completely
You helped cause this @tomsuozzi.bsky.social you stupid racist pig
Build the wall (around Nassau County) www.foxnews.com/politics/nyc...
NYC suburb makes major security move by city border after Mamdani victory: 'Talks like he's pro-criminal'
Nassau County Executive Bruce Blakeman said that he is directing cameras and security technology be installed along the New York City border in light of Zohran Mamdani's victory.
www.foxnews.com
November 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
You helped cause this @tomsuozzi.bsky.social you stupid racist pig
Reposted by kerry ✨
Incredibly proud of my wife, who today launched the website and store for her brand-new company, C'est Si Bon (which means "It's So Good").
She's starting with nine luxury candles, and next month she'll launch her seasoning line.
www.cestsibon.co
She's starting with nine luxury candles, and next month she'll launch her seasoning line.
www.cestsibon.co
C'est Si Bon
Scents, flavors, and accents that make dinner parties, cocktail hours, and cozy hangouts feel unforgettable.
www.cestsibon.co
November 25, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Incredibly proud of my wife, who today launched the website and store for her brand-new company, C'est Si Bon (which means "It's So Good").
She's starting with nine luxury candles, and next month she'll launch her seasoning line.
www.cestsibon.co
She's starting with nine luxury candles, and next month she'll launch her seasoning line.
www.cestsibon.co
Paramount is a plague
‘Rush Hour 4’ is officially in the works.
This comes after Donald Trump personally requested Paramount to revive the franchise.
This comes after Donald Trump personally requested Paramount to revive the franchise.
November 25, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Paramount is a plague
Oops! All bad seeds
just two cool guys looking normal and alive, like humans
November 25, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Oops! All bad seeds
boring this year as I’m out all week dog sitting:
Turkey
Cornbread stuffing
Mashed potatoes
Sweet pot wedges
Hot honey carrots
Maple Bacon Brussel sprouts
String beans almondine
Rolls w Cinnamon butter
canned cran
Plus apps and apple cider margs
—Guests bringing pies
Turkey
Cornbread stuffing
Mashed potatoes
Sweet pot wedges
Hot honey carrots
Maple Bacon Brussel sprouts
String beans almondine
Rolls w Cinnamon butter
canned cran
Plus apps and apple cider margs
—Guests bringing pies
Let’s run this again, was fun last year, what new adversities are we about to create for ourselves on the field, drop your menus below
November 25, 2025 at 2:56 PM
boring this year as I’m out all week dog sitting:
Turkey
Cornbread stuffing
Mashed potatoes
Sweet pot wedges
Hot honey carrots
Maple Bacon Brussel sprouts
String beans almondine
Rolls w Cinnamon butter
canned cran
Plus apps and apple cider margs
—Guests bringing pies
Turkey
Cornbread stuffing
Mashed potatoes
Sweet pot wedges
Hot honey carrots
Maple Bacon Brussel sprouts
String beans almondine
Rolls w Cinnamon butter
canned cran
Plus apps and apple cider margs
—Guests bringing pies
Calling Will stancil something other than his name is “drumpf” of levels of annoying and now forcing me to mute pencil
November 25, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Calling Will stancil something other than his name is “drumpf” of levels of annoying and now forcing me to mute pencil
Reposted by kerry ✨
You’re fucking annoying
November 17, 2025 at 1:17 PM
You’re fucking annoying
Reposted by kerry ✨
Reposted by kerry ✨
I like to pretend I’m icy and mean but if a duck I know from the internet passes away I’m a gd puddle of tears
October 28, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I like to pretend I’m icy and mean but if a duck I know from the internet passes away I’m a gd puddle of tears
I’m not buying anything from the NYT so I’m not sure who’s in this fight club but it’s about fucking time
It's time for Chuck to go (and take Kirsten and Hakeem with him). Fight, Fight Club, fight.
Chuck Schumer Faces Pushback From a ‘Fight Club’ of Senate Democrats www.nytimes.com/2025/11/24/u...
Chuck Schumer Faces Pushback From a ‘Fight Club’ of Senate Democrats www.nytimes.com/2025/11/24/u...
Chuck Schumer Faces Pushback From a ‘Fight Club’ of Senate Democrats
www.nytimes.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I’m not buying anything from the NYT so I’m not sure who’s in this fight club but it’s about fucking time
Reposted by kerry ✨
While many of you are likely yelling "GO ZOHRAN" or "GO ADAM!" I'm yelling "GO ROBERT MUELLER and the rule of law!"
#SuperBowl2019Atlanta
#SuperBowl2019Atlanta
Mayor-elect Mamdani references the "Ruthkanda forever" tweet
November 25, 2025 at 2:13 AM
While many of you are likely yelling "GO ZOHRAN" or "GO ADAM!" I'm yelling "GO ROBERT MUELLER and the rule of law!"
#SuperBowl2019Atlanta
#SuperBowl2019Atlanta
Steve bono running like he has a fridge on his back
November 25, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Steve bono running like he has a fridge on his back
Pizza vodka sex
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Money
New car
Pussy
Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Pizza vodka sex
me the minute my period ends
we're not evil anymore! we're just regular girls :):)
November 25, 2025 at 12:06 AM
me the minute my period ends
i know 💅🏼
I don’t care what anyone says. You are adorable.
November 24, 2025 at 11:52 PM
i know 💅🏼
Listen if you’re going to make a stuffing and gravy sandwich you need rolls. Pies be gone
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 24, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Listen if you’re going to make a stuffing and gravy sandwich you need rolls. Pies be gone
WOW
Keep up the not working.
November 24, 2025 at 9:48 PM
WOW
awww flashback to when I blocked him on Twitter
corndad's blurry nude
November 24, 2025 at 7:52 PM
awww flashback to when I blocked him on Twitter