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kerry ✨
@kschwenky.bsky.social
power pop princess. fortune cookie poet. wishful thinker. goalie mom. she/her

Trans rights are human rights. Free Palestine
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Introducing myself
Agreed! Here’s her rendition of me which is my most favorite thing ever
November 26, 2025 at 2:54 AM
okay but I cant retire before my bday. Revisiting in two weeks. Buy me something pretty
Muted words hitting an all time high. Maybe it’s time to just retire completely
November 26, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Muted words hitting an all time high. Maybe it’s time to just retire completely
November 26, 2025 at 1:41 AM
November 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Stabby af
November 25, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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Incredibly proud of my wife, who today launched the website and store for her brand-new company, C'est Si Bon (which means "It's So Good").

She's starting with nine luxury candles, and next month she'll launch her seasoning line.

www.cestsibon.co
C'est Si Bon
Scents, flavors, and accents that make dinner parties, cocktail hours, and cozy hangouts feel unforgettable.
www.cestsibon.co
November 25, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Paramount is a plague
‘Rush Hour 4’ is officially in the works.

This comes after Donald Trump personally requested Paramount to revive the franchise.
November 25, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Oops! All bad seeds
just two cool guys looking normal and alive, like humans
November 25, 2025 at 5:08 PM
November 25, 2025 at 3:06 PM
boring this year as I’m out all week dog sitting:
Turkey
Cornbread stuffing
Mashed potatoes
Sweet pot wedges
Hot honey carrots
Maple Bacon Brussel sprouts
String beans almondine
Rolls w Cinnamon butter
canned cran
Plus apps and apple cider margs
—Guests bringing pies
Let’s run this again, was fun last year, what new adversities are we about to create for ourselves on the field, drop your menus below
November 25, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Calling Will stancil something other than his name is “drumpf” of levels of annoying and now forcing me to mute pencil
November 25, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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You’re fucking annoying
November 17, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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you there yes you
November 17, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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I like to pretend I’m icy and mean but if a duck I know from the internet passes away I’m a gd puddle of tears
October 28, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I’m not buying anything from the NYT so I’m not sure who’s in this fight club but it’s about fucking time
It's time for Chuck to go (and take Kirsten and Hakeem with him). Fight, Fight Club, fight.
Chuck Schumer Faces Pushback From a ‘Fight Club’ of Senate Democrats www.nytimes.com/2025/11/24/u...
Chuck Schumer Faces Pushback From a ‘Fight Club’ of Senate Democrats
www.nytimes.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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While many of you are likely yelling "GO ZOHRAN" or "GO ADAM!" I'm yelling "GO ROBERT MUELLER and the rule of law!"

#SuperBowl2019Atlanta
Mayor-elect Mamdani references the "Ruthkanda forever" tweet
November 25, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Steve bono running like he has a fridge on his back
so many athletic QBs on this list, see if you can spot the outlier
November 25, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Pizza vodka sex
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭

Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 12:23 AM
me the minute my period ends
we're not evil anymore! we're just regular girls :):)
November 25, 2025 at 12:06 AM
i know 💅🏼
I don’t care what anyone says. You are adorable.
November 24, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Listen if you’re going to make a stuffing and gravy sandwich you need rolls. Pies be gone
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 24, 2025 at 10:11 PM
WOW
Keep up the not working.
November 24, 2025 at 9:48 PM
November 24, 2025 at 9:22 PM
awww flashback to when I blocked him on Twitter
corndad's blurry nude
November 24, 2025 at 7:52 PM