DB 🇨🇦
@rebelliousdb.bsky.social
I should probably delete that.🤔
Contemplations on life and the human condition. + 📷
🍁 Calgary / Alberta / Canada 🇨🇦
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Contemplations on life and the human condition. + 📷
🍁 Calgary / Alberta / Canada 🇨🇦
My contemplations:
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DB 🇨🇦
@rebelliousdb.bsky.social
· Jan 2
Thanks for the follow.
My last decent post was back in 2012.
My last decent post was back in 2012.
Oh, the timer was for the tea.
February 5, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Oh, the timer was for the tea.
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first they came for the billionaires and then they stopped coming, problem solved
February 4, 2026 at 12:23 AM
first they came for the billionaires and then they stopped coming, problem solved
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Sometimes I can see the future and it comes true. Not all the time, but a lot.
I've heard humans call this "making plans"
I've heard humans call this "making plans"
February 5, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Sometimes I can see the future and it comes true. Not all the time, but a lot.
I've heard humans call this "making plans"
I've heard humans call this "making plans"
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Me: *reaches character limit when typing a reply*
Also me: *deletes reply and responds with emojis*
Also me: *deletes reply and responds with emojis*
February 5, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Me: *reaches character limit when typing a reply*
Also me: *deletes reply and responds with emojis*
Also me: *deletes reply and responds with emojis*
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I sometimes forget words now. The other day I pointed at a fireplace and said, “You know, the, the, that room-campfire.”
—My wife looked at me like I’d just invented caveman language.
—My wife looked at me like I’d just invented caveman language.
February 5, 2026 at 7:31 PM
I sometimes forget words now. The other day I pointed at a fireplace and said, “You know, the, the, that room-campfire.”
—My wife looked at me like I’d just invented caveman language.
—My wife looked at me like I’d just invented caveman language.
The average adult will look at their phone 150 times each day.
Amateurs.
Amateurs.
February 5, 2026 at 10:03 PM
The average adult will look at their phone 150 times each day.
Amateurs.
Amateurs.
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Hey if any of my neighbors are watching me right now, I know it looks like I’m taking a leak but I’m really listening to a great horned owl and watching a twitching squirrel tail hanging over its drey up in a dead oak
February 4, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Hey if any of my neighbors are watching me right now, I know it looks like I’m taking a leak but I’m really listening to a great horned owl and watching a twitching squirrel tail hanging over its drey up in a dead oak
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If I die, I want my remains to be scattered at the US Capitol. Do not cremate me.
February 4, 2026 at 9:32 PM
If I die, I want my remains to be scattered at the US Capitol. Do not cremate me.
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If you’re gonna invite me to an early-morning zoom meeting, then get ready to watch and hear me eat a biscuit with all the ferocity of a raccoon in a dumpster.
February 5, 2026 at 3:03 PM
If you’re gonna invite me to an early-morning zoom meeting, then get ready to watch and hear me eat a biscuit with all the ferocity of a raccoon in a dumpster.
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I'm 54 and just used the phrase, "banger skeets"...
May history judge me as it will
May history judge me as it will
February 5, 2026 at 6:11 PM
I'm 54 and just used the phrase, "banger skeets"...
May history judge me as it will
May history judge me as it will
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BECOME UNGOVERNABLE
February 5, 2026 at 1:27 PM
BECOME UNGOVERNABLE
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If your extended metaphor lasts more than four clauses see your doctor of philosophy.
March 10, 2025 at 10:52 AM
If your extended metaphor lasts more than four clauses see your doctor of philosophy.
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there’s no reason a rubber band breaking should be as terrifying as it is
June 10, 2025 at 10:11 PM
there’s no reason a rubber band breaking should be as terrifying as it is
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My therapist just told me to limit my social media activity. I guess what I'm trying to say is, does anyone know a good therapist?
February 5, 2026 at 8:18 PM
My therapist just told me to limit my social media activity. I guess what I'm trying to say is, does anyone know a good therapist?
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Reading Peter Pan never gets old.
February 5, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Reading Peter Pan never gets old.
Forced to limit social interaction on social media because of far from social interaction becoming the norm. 🫤
February 5, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Forced to limit social interaction on social media because of far from social interaction becoming the norm. 🫤
The timer that I had set letting me know that it is time for something, but what? 🤔
February 5, 2026 at 8:33 PM
The timer that I had set letting me know that it is time for something, but what? 🤔
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this meeting could have been a collective primal scream
February 5, 2026 at 8:12 PM
this meeting could have been a collective primal scream
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Everyone stay calm, I’ve got this
*hands out cheese*
*hands out cheese*
February 5, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Everyone stay calm, I’ve got this
*hands out cheese*
*hands out cheese*
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popping popcorn and cranking up tom petty's free fallin' as i hit refresh on the bitcoin chart
February 5, 2026 at 7:38 PM
popping popcorn and cranking up tom petty's free fallin' as i hit refresh on the bitcoin chart
Apparently that old people smell that we get as we age can't be detected by old people. 🤔
Well that's a relief.
Well that's a relief.
February 5, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Apparently that old people smell that we get as we age can't be detected by old people. 🤔
Well that's a relief.
Well that's a relief.
"I regret being named in the Epstein files" passes as accountability and justice apparently.
February 5, 2026 at 6:46 PM
"I regret being named in the Epstein files" passes as accountability and justice apparently.
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I'd like to introduce you to the hardest worker I know
- points to my coffee machine
- points to my coffee machine
February 5, 2026 at 2:14 PM
I'd like to introduce you to the hardest worker I know
- points to my coffee machine
- points to my coffee machine
As we celebrate our high levels of Enshittification, we will continue our efforts to quell your misguided belief that it hasn't all been good.
February 5, 2026 at 5:38 PM
As we celebrate our high levels of Enshittification, we will continue our efforts to quell your misguided belief that it hasn't all been good.
When it rapidly morphs away from the intended experience..
Close account and start over or just pull the plug and leave?
Close account and start over or just pull the plug and leave?
February 5, 2026 at 5:20 PM
When it rapidly morphs away from the intended experience..
Close account and start over or just pull the plug and leave?
Close account and start over or just pull the plug and leave?