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rebelliousdb.bsky.social
DB 🇨🇦
@rebelliousdb.bsky.social
I should probably delete that.🤔

Contemplations on life and the human condition. + 📷
🍁 Calgary / Alberta / Canada 🇨🇦

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Thanks for the follow.
My last decent post was back in 2012.
Oh, the timer was for the tea.
February 5, 2026 at 11:00 PM
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first they came for the billionaires and then they stopped coming, problem solved
February 4, 2026 at 12:23 AM
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Sometimes I can see the future and it comes true. Not all the time, but a lot.

I've heard humans call this "making plans"
February 5, 2026 at 10:34 PM
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Me: *reaches character limit when typing a reply*

Also me: *deletes reply and responds with emojis*
February 5, 2026 at 9:42 PM
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I sometimes forget words now. The other day I pointed at a fireplace and said, “You know, the, the, that room-campfire.”

—My wife looked at me like I’d just invented caveman language.
February 5, 2026 at 7:31 PM
The average adult will look at their phone 150 times each day.
Amateurs.
February 5, 2026 at 10:03 PM
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Hey if any of my neighbors are watching me right now, I know it looks like I’m taking a leak but I’m really listening to a great horned owl and watching a twitching squirrel tail hanging over its drey up in a dead oak
February 4, 2026 at 10:14 PM
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If I die, I want my remains to be scattered at the US Capitol. Do not cremate me.
February 4, 2026 at 9:32 PM
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If you’re gonna invite me to an early-morning zoom meeting, then get ready to watch and hear me eat a biscuit with all the ferocity of a raccoon in a dumpster.
February 5, 2026 at 3:03 PM
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I'm 54 and just used the phrase, "banger skeets"...

May history judge me as it will
February 5, 2026 at 6:11 PM
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BECOME UNGOVERNABLE
February 5, 2026 at 1:27 PM
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If your extended metaphor lasts more than four clauses see your doctor of philosophy.
March 10, 2025 at 10:52 AM
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there’s no reason a rubber band breaking should be as terrifying as it is
June 10, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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My therapist just told me to limit my social media activity. I guess what I'm trying to say is, does anyone know a good therapist?
February 5, 2026 at 8:18 PM
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Reading Peter Pan never gets old.
February 5, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Forced to limit social interaction on social media because of far from social interaction becoming the norm. 🫤
February 5, 2026 at 9:43 PM
The timer that I had set letting me know that it is time for something, but what? 🤔
February 5, 2026 at 8:33 PM
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this meeting could have been a collective primal scream
February 5, 2026 at 8:12 PM
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Everyone stay calm, I’ve got this
*hands out cheese*
February 5, 2026 at 12:46 AM
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popping popcorn and cranking up tom petty's free fallin' as i hit refresh on the bitcoin chart
February 5, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Apparently that old people smell that we get as we age can't be detected by old people. 🤔
Well that's a relief.
February 5, 2026 at 7:51 PM
"I regret being named in the Epstein files" passes as accountability and justice apparently.
February 5, 2026 at 6:46 PM
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I'd like to introduce you to the hardest worker I know

- points to my coffee machine
February 5, 2026 at 2:14 PM
As we celebrate our high levels of Enshittification, we will continue our efforts to quell your misguided belief that it hasn't all been good.
February 5, 2026 at 5:38 PM
When it rapidly morphs away from the intended experience..
Close account and start over or just pull the plug and leave?
February 5, 2026 at 5:20 PM