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@rebelliousdb.bsky.social
I should probably delete that.🤔
Contemplations on life and the human condition. + 📷
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Contemplations on life and the human condition. + 📷
🍁 Calgary / Alberta / Canada 🇨🇦
My contemplations:
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DB 🇨🇦 🍁
@rebelliousdb.bsky.social
· Jan 2
Thanks for the follow.
My last decent post was back in 2012.
My last decent post was back in 2012.
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Please, my threshold for stupidity. It is depleted
February 7, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Please, my threshold for stupidity. It is depleted
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I don’t trust a restaurant that advertises “Now with more bacon!” because it means they were holding out on me to begin with.
February 7, 2026 at 2:56 PM
I don’t trust a restaurant that advertises “Now with more bacon!” because it means they were holding out on me to begin with.
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The older I get, the more my brain feels like it was stirred with a fork.
February 6, 2026 at 1:39 PM
The older I get, the more my brain feels like it was stirred with a fork.
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i love bluesky, the everything is serious nothing is a joke app
February 5, 2026 at 7:19 PM
i love bluesky, the everything is serious nothing is a joke app
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gonna start tagging uninvolved people in skeet conversations
February 7, 2026 at 9:12 PM
gonna start tagging uninvolved people in skeet conversations
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If you don't have anything weird to say, then don’t talk at all.
February 7, 2026 at 9:18 PM
If you don't have anything weird to say, then don’t talk at all.
Blaming the staffer that apparently runs everything.
February 7, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Blaming the staffer that apparently runs everything.
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Fairly certain that, if you maintain proper form while bending to retrieve snacks dropped on the floor, it counts as both a squat and standing ab crunch.
You're welcome. 😂
You're welcome. 😂
February 7, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Fairly certain that, if you maintain proper form while bending to retrieve snacks dropped on the floor, it counts as both a squat and standing ab crunch.
You're welcome. 😂
You're welcome. 😂
I remember when, to make our point in 140 characters, we had to be concise.
Now with 300 characters and threads, there's little need to eliminate and eradicate superfluous redundancy in our communication, and we can ramble on without really adding anything to further our point, much like this post.
Now with 300 characters and threads, there's little need to eliminate and eradicate superfluous redundancy in our communication, and we can ramble on without really adding anything to further our point, much like this post.
February 7, 2026 at 6:31 PM
I remember when, to make our point in 140 characters, we had to be concise.
Now with 300 characters and threads, there's little need to eliminate and eradicate superfluous redundancy in our communication, and we can ramble on without really adding anything to further our point, much like this post.
Now with 300 characters and threads, there's little need to eliminate and eradicate superfluous redundancy in our communication, and we can ramble on without really adding anything to further our point, much like this post.
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if your post is too long I probably didn’t read it.
November 15, 2025 at 8:17 PM
if your post is too long I probably didn’t read it.
It's probably not good for you to just sit on your couch all day watching the Winter Olympics.
Be sure to get up occasionally to get more snacks.
Be sure to get up occasionally to get more snacks.
February 7, 2026 at 4:31 PM
It's probably not good for you to just sit on your couch all day watching the Winter Olympics.
Be sure to get up occasionally to get more snacks.
Be sure to get up occasionally to get more snacks.
If it's feeling like time and space is collapsing in on itself, just think that you'll soon be able to reach everything from the couch.
February 7, 2026 at 4:26 PM
If it's feeling like time and space is collapsing in on itself, just think that you'll soon be able to reach everything from the couch.
Regular reminder that the accelerationism of chaos and collapse has been their plan all along.
February 7, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Regular reminder that the accelerationism of chaos and collapse has been their plan all along.
We are witnessing a global collapse of self-destruction wrought by the failure of patriarchy, unfettered capitalism and religion.
Organize and prepare accordingly.
Organize and prepare accordingly.
February 7, 2026 at 4:10 PM
We are witnessing a global collapse of self-destruction wrought by the failure of patriarchy, unfettered capitalism and religion.
Organize and prepare accordingly.
Organize and prepare accordingly.
Sports betting app being advertised on CBC's Olympic TV coverage.. 🤔
I have some thoughts.
I have some thoughts.
February 7, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Sports betting app being advertised on CBC's Olympic TV coverage.. 🤔
I have some thoughts.
I have some thoughts.
It's really quite impressive how I can become an expert judge of just about any Olympic sport after watching it for only 10 minutes.
February 7, 2026 at 3:21 PM
It's really quite impressive how I can become an expert judge of just about any Olympic sport after watching it for only 10 minutes.
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Can't... busy reporting the work newsletter as phishing...
February 6, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Can't... busy reporting the work newsletter as phishing...
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The clipboard is part of the ritual. Without it nothing will get checked off ritual paper with ritual pen during a step by step ritual consultation plus I never know what to do with my clipboardism practicing hand
February 7, 2026 at 5:40 AM
The clipboard is part of the ritual. Without it nothing will get checked off ritual paper with ritual pen during a step by step ritual consultation plus I never know what to do with my clipboardism practicing hand
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Imagine owning enough wine at any given point in time that you actually need one of these "wine racks" lol
February 7, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Imagine owning enough wine at any given point in time that you actually need one of these "wine racks" lol
Don't count on me to be one of your emotional support Canadians.
I'm a bit of a mess.
I'm a bit of a mess.
February 7, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Don't count on me to be one of your emotional support Canadians.
I'm a bit of a mess.
I'm a bit of a mess.
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i will do ridiculous things for money for example today i will use some of my life force to answer emails
February 6, 2026 at 12:10 PM
i will do ridiculous things for money for example today i will use some of my life force to answer emails
Hourly dumpster fires to distract us from the previous hour's dumpster fires 🔥
February 6, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Hourly dumpster fires to distract us from the previous hour's dumpster fires 🔥
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So Todd Blanche has said they did not release photos from the Epstein files of child pornography or dead and injured children. Dead and injured children. Dead.
February 6, 2026 at 5:52 PM
So Todd Blanche has said they did not release photos from the Epstein files of child pornography or dead and injured children. Dead and injured children. Dead.
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Consciousness is a miracle. It allows us to ponder love, art, the meaning of existence… It’s beautiful.
—and also to think “I bet I could fit that entire muffin in my mouth.”
—and also to think “I bet I could fit that entire muffin in my mouth.”
February 6, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Consciousness is a miracle. It allows us to ponder love, art, the meaning of existence… It’s beautiful.
—and also to think “I bet I could fit that entire muffin in my mouth.”
—and also to think “I bet I could fit that entire muffin in my mouth.”