DB 🇨🇦
@rebelliousdb.bsky.social
I should probably delete that.🤔
Contemplations on life and the human condition. + 📷
🍁 Calgary / Alberta / Canada 🇨🇦
Alt universe: @[email protected]
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Contemplations on life and the human condition. + 📷
🍁 Calgary / Alberta / Canada 🇨🇦
Alt universe: @[email protected]
My contemplations:
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DB 🇨🇦
@rebelliousdb.bsky.social
· Jan 2
Thanks for the follow.
My last decent post was back in 2012.
My last decent post was back in 2012.
Just because someone sponsored 7 million dollars worth of tickets to the documentary doesn't mean that the tickets were actually used.
February 3, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Just because someone sponsored 7 million dollars worth of tickets to the documentary doesn't mean that the tickets were actually used.
I didn't get in my quota of complaining yesterday. Now I have to add the missed complaints to today's and this is really going to mess up the schedule.
I'm counting this towards the quota.
I'm counting this towards the quota.
February 3, 2026 at 12:29 AM
I didn't get in my quota of complaining yesterday. Now I have to add the missed complaints to today's and this is really going to mess up the schedule.
I'm counting this towards the quota.
I'm counting this towards the quota.
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me being a person you’d actually want on your team during an apocalypse situation being juxtaposed with me also being the first one to die bc a zombie bit me while i was distracted by a bunny
February 2, 2026 at 5:22 PM
me being a person you’d actually want on your team during an apocalypse situation being juxtaposed with me also being the first one to die bc a zombie bit me while i was distracted by a bunny
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Some people tell you to eat shit and die, but I ask only that you eat shit. Once you have eaten shit, I wish you no further harm
February 2, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Some people tell you to eat shit and die, but I ask only that you eat shit. Once you have eaten shit, I wish you no further harm
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Punxsutawney Phil predicted humanity would annihilate itself through tribalism and environmental indifference
February 2, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Punxsutawney Phil predicted humanity would annihilate itself through tribalism and environmental indifference
After so many attempts, I'm calling BS on the saying "What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.”
February 2, 2026 at 6:44 PM
After so many attempts, I'm calling BS on the saying "What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.”
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Atmospheric Scientist Rodent Day.
February 2, 2024 at 3:06 PM
Atmospheric Scientist Rodent Day.
A psychic predicted something for February 17th.
I won't say what because I don't believe that stuff, but maybe have your champagne ready just in case.
I won't say what because I don't believe that stuff, but maybe have your champagne ready just in case.
February 2, 2026 at 3:50 AM
A psychic predicted something for February 17th.
I won't say what because I don't believe that stuff, but maybe have your champagne ready just in case.
I won't say what because I don't believe that stuff, but maybe have your champagne ready just in case.
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Nobody is as good as me at ignoring a phone when it rings.
January 30, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Nobody is as good as me at ignoring a phone when it rings.
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I've been making a fine little mess of things in the same way they do prescribed burns on forests that need healthy regrowth
February 1, 2026 at 1:42 PM
I've been making a fine little mess of things in the same way they do prescribed burns on forests that need healthy regrowth
"You seem distant.. What are you thinking about?"
Time travelers, other universes leaking into ours causing glitches and merge conflicts.. you know the usual conundrums.
[Sips calming tea]
Time travelers, other universes leaking into ours causing glitches and merge conflicts.. you know the usual conundrums.
[Sips calming tea]
February 2, 2026 at 1:38 AM
"You seem distant.. What are you thinking about?"
Time travelers, other universes leaking into ours causing glitches and merge conflicts.. you know the usual conundrums.
[Sips calming tea]
Time travelers, other universes leaking into ours causing glitches and merge conflicts.. you know the usual conundrums.
[Sips calming tea]
I typed my symptoms into WebMD and crashed the website. 😑
February 1, 2026 at 11:10 PM
I typed my symptoms into WebMD and crashed the website. 😑
I was actually feeling okay today before all the blood.
February 1, 2026 at 9:57 PM
I was actually feeling okay today before all the blood.
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i guess i just thought the horrors would persist with less typos
January 31, 2026 at 11:40 PM
i guess i just thought the horrors would persist with less typos
I'm perfectly capable of making my own mistakes without your help autocorrect.
February 1, 2026 at 3:56 PM
I'm perfectly capable of making my own mistakes without your help autocorrect.
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Same
January 30, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Same
Stands precariously at the edge of the abyss..
extends middle finger.
extends middle finger.
February 1, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Stands precariously at the edge of the abyss..
extends middle finger.
extends middle finger.
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This shit hits like a sledgehammer right now. It's not even remotely an exaggeration.
February 1, 2026 at 12:30 AM
This shit hits like a sledgehammer right now. It's not even remotely an exaggeration.
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Living in the moment, watching the way fire flirts with the unpaid bills I’ve just tossed into the wood stove
January 31, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Living in the moment, watching the way fire flirts with the unpaid bills I’ve just tossed into the wood stove
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hear me out, what about a secret shadowy global cabal but for GOOD
January 31, 2026 at 5:39 PM
hear me out, what about a secret shadowy global cabal but for GOOD
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On one hand, the richest people in the world are sociopathically accumulating wealth instead of helping those in need, but on the other hand they're Nazis and pedophiles
January 31, 2026 at 4:50 PM
On one hand, the richest people in the world are sociopathically accumulating wealth instead of helping those in need, but on the other hand they're Nazis and pedophiles
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Nothing good happens if you fall asleep on the toilet.
January 31, 2026 at 5:52 AM
Nothing good happens if you fall asleep on the toilet.
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One day I'll probably look up from my phone and realize my kids put me in a nursing home.
January 31, 2026 at 1:14 PM
One day I'll probably look up from my phone and realize my kids put me in a nursing home.
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“Thank you for your attention to this matter.”
- physics professors
- physics professors
January 31, 2026 at 1:57 PM
“Thank you for your attention to this matter.”
- physics professors
- physics professors
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You: [about to log on after 1-week hiatus]
Me: are you sitting down? you need to sit down
Me: are you sitting down? you need to sit down
January 31, 2026 at 7:43 PM
You: [about to log on after 1-week hiatus]
Me: are you sitting down? you need to sit down
Me: are you sitting down? you need to sit down