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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒
@woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social
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• Video Editor/Graphic Artist • Bird Hater • Contributor to Greeneville Zoo, River Side Casino, Earthlink Dialup & your mom •LA/Atlantic City Proud son of an ANTIFA member Regret https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5loqawak6t5imxu3my4gg6wi/feed/aaacbxtkugc3m
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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 20h
Told a young coworker not to mistake ChatGPT for experience or you'll end up like Icarus and caught him asking ChatGPT who is Icarus
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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 4h
Oh, you mean fall as in autumn, not as in "of civilization."
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Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 4d
If you start with cheers it will lead to ciao & none of us can handle that so let’s stick with goodbye.
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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 15h
"The President has
plenary authority"
"Stephen, are
you all right?"
TV news frame still of the interview where Stephen Miller says the President has plenary authority. The interviewer is frame left. Stephen Miller on the right of frame has been replaced by a thumb with an angry face.
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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 1h
This is how I finally quit Words With Friends
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im-all-id.me
andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 2h
Bluesky taught me the joy of blocking. I block people everywhere now. I just blocked an ex boyfriend on duolingo. I can't stop.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 6h
Introducing Ketamucil™ - Metamucil with Ketamine
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grilled cheese 🧀 @grilldcheese.bsky.social · 6h
i quit pumpkin spice i'm on the patch
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Isabel Zaw-Tun @izzyzaw.bsky.social · 20h
everybody’s jealous of me since I decided to get plastic surgery to have Cuttlefish skin. they‘re resentful because I camouflage myself as a brick wall or a gorseberry bush in order to steal their croissants off their plates at cafes. I’ve never felt so beautiful
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 13h
STEPHEN MILLER: mark my words. terrorists will not reduce our great nation to ashes. we are ready, swords unsheathed, staring evil directly in the face as we reclaim what is rightfully ours

[camera cuts to man dressed as Dino from the Flintstones spanking a giant teddy bear with a rainbow dildo]
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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · Mar 25
Cannot understand why Canada and Greenland don't want to be governed by these hyper competent geniuses
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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 14h
"Stephen?
Stephen Who?"
Same TV news frame still of the interview where Stephen Miller says the President has plenary authority. The interviewer is frame left. Stephen Miller on the right of frame has been replaced by a thumb with an angry face and now the thumb has sprayed on hair
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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 15h
"The President has
plenary authority"
"Stephen, are
you all right?"
TV news frame still of the interview where Stephen Miller says the President has plenary authority. The interviewer is frame left. Stephen Miller on the right of frame has been replaced by a thumb with an angry face.
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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · Jun 24
Bird Trapped In Pete Hegseth's Hair, Treated With Mild Detergent And Released
Photoshop of bird covered in oil, stuck in Pete Begseth's hair.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 2d
*racking a shotgun as i grill my daughter’s date* do you have a podcast?
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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 18h
Make the Trump dollar coin out of soybeans and subsidize the farmers with it do I have to think of everything
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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 18h
World: how tf are Americans dealing?
Food package says "baked in the USA"
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im-all-id.me
andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 19h
Drinking Miller lite out of a wine glass who gives a shit anymore
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𝙎𝘼𝙍𝘼𝙃 𝙏𝙊𝙉𝙄𝙉 @sarahtoninofficial.bsky.social · 2d
Zohran Mamdani is our Mayor. Brad Lander is our City Dad. Eric Adams is our upstairs neighbor who thinks he can shoot hurricanes.
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 19h
like Taylor Swift, I also wrote a song about Travis Kelce’s penis, titled “Release the Motherfucking Unredacted Epstein Files You Fucking Cowards”
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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 20h
Told a young coworker not to mistake ChatGPT for experience or you'll end up like Icarus and caught him asking ChatGPT who is Icarus
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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 1d
Witness Accounts Say Man Hurled At Trash Dumpster By Mark Sanchez Would Have Been More Seriously Injured If Sanchez Had Any Accuracy At All
Photo Of Mark Sanchez
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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 23h
To the accounts on here who now reply "release the epstein files" to more or less anything -- I swear I don't have them
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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 1d
"Amazon's Backup Screeching Noise Not Designed For Pedestrian Safety", Says OSHA, "Meant To Scare The Hell Out Of Other Delivery Drivers"
FedEx truck behind an Amazon truck on side of street. I set photo of terrified truck driver
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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 1d
Treasury Dept defends minting a Trump $ coin, saying the President has redefined restrictions on legal and tender.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 2d
So Hulk Hogan, why are you a great candidate for the Administrative Assistant position?

Hulk Hogan:
An app icon of a printer/scanner combo and the app name "brother iPrint&Scan"
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