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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · May 11

Farmer Calls 4 Horses In The Distance "Probably Nothing"

Farmer in a field speaking and gesturing with his hands. 4 large horses and riders approach in the distance.

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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 52m

US Treasury Dept Designs First Coin That's Also A Sandwich Cookie

The Trump silver dollar coin placed as the top and bottom layers of an Oreo, over an American flag background.

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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 1d

"Amazon's Backup Screeching Noise Not Designed For Pedestrian Safety", Says OSHA, "Meant To Scare The Hell Out Of Other Delivery Drivers"

FedEx truck behind an Amazon truck on side of street. I set photo of terrified truck driver

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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 2d

Stephen Miller Identifies Venezuelan Fish As Participants In Drug Trade.
"They're all in on it."

Stephen Miller speaking. 3 crazed looking fish are photoshopped on the wall behind him.

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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 2d

Witness Accounts Say Man Hurled At Trash Dumpster By Mark Sanchez Would Have Been More Seriously Injured If Sanchez Had Any Accuracy At All

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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 3d

Trump Administration's Mission To Attack International Fishing Boats A Boon To US Seafood Industry
"𝙒𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙩𝙪𝙣𝙖, 𝙬𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙖𝙡𝙢𝙤𝙣, 𝙬𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙚𝙖𝙨."

Lunatic Stephen Miller speaking and looking like a lunatic

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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 3d

Man Who Ignored Politics Until This Week Needs To Explain To Everyone That The Trump Administration Is Acting Just Like Hitler's Germany

A man in his 20's making a talking point with his fingers

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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 4d

Mike Johnson Threatens US With Kid Rock Super Bowl Halftime Show If Congressional Budget Demands Aren't Met

Mike Johnson thumbs up over a photo of Kid Rock performing

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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 4d

Air Bud Put Down After Missing Game Winning Free Throws

Golden retriever in silhouette. His paw is on a basketball.

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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 5d

Mike Johnson To Sacrifice First Term Congressman On House Lectern To Appease Angry God

Photoshop of Mike Johnson holding a meat cleaver in front of an American flag.

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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 6d

Chief Justice Roberts Worried Historians Will Hold His Court's Decimation of Democratic Constitutional Norms Responsible For Decimating Democratic Constitutional Norms

Photo of Chief Justice Roberts looking worried.

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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 7d

Government Shuts Down. Dean Cain Unemployed Again.

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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 7d

Pete Hegseth Has A Message For The Military: "If Your Glorious Secretary Of War Has Time To Work, Drink His Dinner, And Get Into Shape, You Do Too"

Hegseth in a suit drinking something with a lime in it.

Hegseth in a suit drinking something else.

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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 7d

Trump To Assemble Coalition Of Nation's Top Escalator CEO's, Get to Bottom Of Situation.
"I won't stand for this", says President

Photo of an escalator with Trump's stupid angry pouty little boy face placed over the image.

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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 8d

Top US Military Officers Gather At Pentagon To Totally Disassociate For 90 Minutes

Photo of top military officers gathered to listen to Hegseth and Trump. They all appear to be blankly staring.

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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 9d

No One Completely Sure If The Old Mothball Factory Is Shut Down

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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 9d

Southwest Introduces Assigned Seating Program Based On Emotional Stability Detection

Facial scan with "UNSTABLE" "Priority Seating" result.

Facial scan with "STABLE" "Seat Last" result

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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 10d

President To Pitch Marble Floors To Top Military Brass At Tuesday's Pentagon Meeting

Photoshop of Trump pointing at Pentagon floor.

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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 11d

FBI Running Dangerously Low On Agents To Fire

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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 12d

President Trapped On Air Force One Stairs, Heroically Fends For Himself

Trump tripping on stairs up to Air Force One plane.

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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 12d

Local Gardener Uses Too Much Roundup™️

Man holds gigantic rabbit. A bottle of Roundup is photoshopped into the corner

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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 14d

Divorced Man Threatens To Punch Air Holes In TV Dinner With A Goddam Hammer

Crazed looking man with a hammer superimposed over a TV dinner wrapped in plastic.

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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 14d

Rapturist Sure There's A Very Good Reason For The Delay

An impatient looking woman leaning on a table

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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 15d

Judge Went On To Add That If Trump Was Wearing A Hoodie The Verdict Might Have Been Different

Courtroom sketch with the news headline: THE WALL STREET JOURNAL.
Man found guilty of 2024 attempted assassination of Trump in Florida

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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 15d

Trump Reveals White House
Remodel Plans So Gaudy The Saudis Actually Think He's Kidding

Trump walking on White House grounds talking to men who are wearing keffiyeh head coverings. The men appear to be laughing

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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 15d

Sinclair has done more than bubble. They've been coordinating conservative news scripts for their rural news affiliates for years. I've refused every job application I've ever seen from them.

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