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trick van treat @derek.bike · 2h

Vladdy: DAAAAA YANKEES LOSE

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𝙎𝘼𝙍𝘼𝙃 𝙏𝙊𝙉𝙄𝙉 @sarahtoninofficial.bsky.social · 3h

In that case, I suppose I won’t relapse

Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 12h

BREAKING

In a new video, Dolly Parton, the Queen of America, says she’s going to be ok.

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𝙎𝘼𝙍𝘼𝙃 𝙏𝙊𝙉𝙄𝙉 @sarahtoninofficial.bsky.social · 3h

Sweaty evil unhinged men in hoodies need representation too

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𝙎𝘼𝙍𝘼𝙃 𝙏𝙊𝙉𝙄𝙉 @sarahtoninofficial.bsky.social · Sep 6

There’s gotta be more to life

A very nice dog looking out the window with its head propped up by a human hand

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𝙎𝘼𝙍𝘼𝙃 𝙏𝙊𝙉𝙄𝙉 @sarahtoninofficial.bsky.social · 2d

Imagine a Waffle House Employee Militia defending Atlanta. I believe they could.

𝙎𝘼𝙍𝘼𝙃 𝙏𝙊𝙉𝙄𝙉 @sarahtoninofficial.bsky.social · 2d

Molding myself some new teeth out of melted down airpods that I find on the subway tracks

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𝙎𝘼𝙍𝘼𝙃 𝙏𝙊𝙉𝙄𝙉 @sarahtoninofficial.bsky.social · 2d

Zohran Mamdani is our Mayor. Brad Lander is our City Dad. Eric Adams is our upstairs neighbor who thinks he can shoot hurricanes.

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𝙎𝘼𝙍𝘼𝙃 𝙏𝙊𝙉𝙄𝙉 @sarahtoninofficial.bsky.social · 2d

There should be a charity for displaced Claire’s employees who are victims of the disappearing-shopping-mall-crisis. They should be allowed to feel the power of a piercing gun again.

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 3d

sunday songs

from NPR Tiny Desk: Juvenile ft.
Jon Batiste, Trombone Shorty, and Mannie Fresh

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famous bog body @bogbird.bsky.social · 4d

i don’t know what the fuck any of you are talking about

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𝙎𝘼𝙍𝘼𝙃 𝙏𝙊𝙉𝙄𝙉 @sarahtoninofficial.bsky.social · 4d

He’s right though

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𝙎𝘼𝙍𝘼𝙃 𝙏𝙊𝙉𝙄𝙉 @sarahtoninofficial.bsky.social · 4d

I already know the typo will have me losing sleep tonight

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𝙎𝘼𝙍𝘼𝙃 𝙏𝙊𝙉𝙄𝙉 @sarahtoninofficial.bsky.social · 4d

This is your sign to let that stray cat come inside

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𝙎𝘼𝙍𝘼𝙃 𝙏𝙊𝙉𝙄𝙉 @sarahtoninofficial.bsky.social · 4d

Don’t worry. I use to remove the legs from my Ken dolls. Today, I’m not a serial killer, I’m just a lesbian.

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ice.cream.assassin @icassassin.bsky.social · 5d

Ask not for whom the Vengabus is coming

It is coming for thee

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𝙎𝘼𝙍𝘼𝙃 𝙏𝙊𝙉𝙄𝙉 @sarahtoninofficial.bsky.social · 6d

Fuck. This is good

𝙎𝘼𝙍𝘼𝙃 𝙏𝙊𝙉𝙄𝙉 @sarahtoninofficial.bsky.social · 6d

- logged on
- made a post
- checked my following feed and the first post I saw was from the bluesky CEO behaving like an evil playground bully
- logged off

𝙎𝘼𝙍𝘼𝙃 𝙏𝙊𝙉𝙄𝙉 @sarahtoninofficial.bsky.social · 6d

My name is Peter Michael Davidson. You killed my father. Prepare for my comedy set.

Pete Davidson dressed like a pirate but looks a lot like Inigo Montoya from The Princess Bride

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✧𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔤𝔥𝔬𝔰𝔱 𝔬𝔣 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.ruins.party · 7d

it’s my time to shine

fucked up girl tall.just absolutely horrible
atrocious girl autumn.
text over a picture of trees and leaves on the ground

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𝙎𝘼𝙍𝘼𝙃 𝙏𝙊𝙉𝙄𝙉 @sarahtoninofficial.bsky.social · 7d

Everything is so fucking bad but at least I have a hot wife

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𝙎𝘼𝙍𝘼𝙃 𝙏𝙊𝙉𝙄𝙉 @sarahtoninofficial.bsky.social · 7d

I’m a Blue Jays fan this year

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𝙎𝘼𝙍𝘼𝙃 𝙏𝙊𝙉𝙄𝙉 @sarahtoninofficial.bsky.social · 8d

Be the reason why someone closes this app

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𝙎𝘼𝙍𝘼𝙃 𝙏𝙊𝙉𝙄𝙉 @sarahtoninofficial.bsky.social · 8d

Heyyyy do you want to come over and cling on to hope with me?

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𝙎𝘼𝙍𝘼𝙃 𝙏𝙊𝙉𝙄𝙉 @sarahtoninofficial.bsky.social · 8d

A lot of those comedians going to perform in Saudi Arabia were already identified as bad people by women who had firsthand experience with them. You wouldn’t be surprised by their participation in this comedy festival had you listened to those women.

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