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ice.cream.assassin

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Throwing a dictionary in someone’s face isn’t an argument. masto.ai/@icassassin https://github.com/icassassin

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ice.cream.assassin @icassassin.bsky.social · Jun 18

"If I'm being honest with myself"

okay first of all why on earth would you do that that's crazy

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Memento (Spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 4h

An illustration of Alice in Wonderland with that cat on a tree. Text bubble from cat says "We're all a little mad here." text bubble from Alice says "At me?"

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ice.cream.assassin @icassassin.bsky.social · 5h

Counterpoint hire Pedro Pascal every fucking time.

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ice.cream.assassin @icassassin.bsky.social · 5h

Felt compelled

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ice.cream.assassin @icassassin.bsky.social · 5h

The dancing is glorious.

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ice.cream.assassin @icassassin.bsky.social · 7h

What’s the reporter’s name.

ice.cream.assassin @icassassin.bsky.social · 10h

“His comedic bent has gone largely unnoticed until now that is…” is also just absolute gold when talking about Eric Metaxas. Just amazing.

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ice.cream.assassin @icassassin.bsky.social · 10h

Talk Show With Eric Metaxas

What I love about these guys is how creative they are.

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 13h

The reason you have a display name like "The Ass is the father of the legs" is when you make a good point and someone reposts it, they're also helping to spread an important message, which is that the ass is the father of the legs

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ice.cream.assassin @icassassin.bsky.social · 13h

I'm bringing this up as my first date opener from now on.

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ice.cream.assassin @icassassin.bsky.social · 1d

www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzF-...

OAKMAN - Naufragé (Official Music Video)

YouTube video by OAKMAN BAND

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ice.cream.assassin @icassassin.bsky.social · 1d

The Holy Trinity featuring god’s third leg.

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ice.cream.assassin @icassassin.bsky.social · 1d

I don't follow this account for truth, horse.

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🎃 public HELLth guy 🎃 @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 1d

they just slapped a surgeons general warning on RFK like he’s a pack of cigarettes

Dan Diamond @ddiamond.bsky.social · 1d

“Secretary Kennedy is entitled to his views. But he is not entitled to put people’s health at risk.”

Six former surgeons general condemn RFK Jr.

Opinion | Six surgeons general: RFK Jr. is a threat to the health of Americans

It was our duty in office to warn of dangers when we found them. We’re doing that again today.

www.washingtonpost.com

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ice.cream.assassin @icassassin.bsky.social · 1d

They're either prog rock or junk store cabaret.

ice.cream.assassin @icassassin.bsky.social · 1d

I personally believe he is enough of an opportunist where he would do that if he saw it improving his election chances. And unless the Newsom stans simply agree with trans bigotry, I see no reason why they don't just take this approach.2/2

ice.cream.assassin @icassassin.bsky.social · 1d

I really wish Newsom stans would get it into their goddamn heads that, if they really do actually want this goddamn guy, they need to put in some effort to *change his mind* on trans issues.1/

ice.cream.assassin @icassassin.bsky.social · 1d

He is right to be mad at us but you were right to post this picture.

ice.cream.assassin @icassassin.bsky.social · 1d

I believe some Democrats are waiting for the Constitution to become sentient and start enforcing itself. Like, I think they are expecting the Constitution and the Declaration of Independence to form a Voltron to fight the unconstitutionalists or something.

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ice.cream.assassin @icassassin.bsky.social · 1d

He's just gonna reskin flappy bird isn't he.

ice.cream.assassin @icassassin.bsky.social · 1d

*Tom Cruise voice* I WANT THE TRUTH

ice.cream.assassin @icassassin.bsky.social · 1d

Expedition 33 ARG

ice.cream.assassin @icassassin.bsky.social · 1d

My "Don't challenge my integrity" shirt has a lot of people asking questions already answered by the shirt.

ice.cream.assassin @icassassin.bsky.social · 2d

Do you think Dyson is trying to make an air bidet.

ice.cream.assassin @icassassin.bsky.social · 3d

They put Demon Knight up on streaming there's gonna be a clamoring for a theatrical rerun of it, especially during spooky season. We underestimate that movie greatly.

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ice.cream.assassin @icassassin.bsky.social · 4d

Despite all my rage time continues marching forward aging me mercilessly and relentlessly

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