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normal unremarkable local woman
I was looking at a fairly innocent Mom Outfit Post on Instagram and came across a comment stating: “that body was made for POUNDING!!”
January 15, 2026 at 11:47 PM
I was looking at a fairly innocent Mom Outfit Post on Instagram and came across a comment stating: “that body was made for POUNDING!!”
Hey we’re sorry the cell service you would use in an emergency was down for most of yesterday. We can do better. Log on now to have your feet set on fire for 45 seconds and we’ll send you a $10 rebate on your bill.
January 15, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Hey we’re sorry the cell service you would use in an emergency was down for most of yesterday. We can do better. Log on now to have your feet set on fire for 45 seconds and we’ll send you a $10 rebate on your bill.
No I changed my mind I won’t be releasing comment on The Great Healthcare Plan. Than you for your attention to this matter”
January 15, 2026 at 7:19 PM
No I changed my mind I won’t be releasing comment on The Great Healthcare Plan. Than you for your attention to this matter”
We’ve talked to 25 rural Trump voters about shutting the fuck up
January 15, 2026 at 5:51 PM
We’ve talked to 25 rural Trump voters about shutting the fuck up
In 2010 every loud mouth Republican I worked with fucking hated cops man. That’s still gotta be in there somewhere
January 15, 2026 at 4:09 PM
In 2010 every loud mouth Republican I worked with fucking hated cops man. That’s still gotta be in there somewhere
I’ll be in California next week and I am hearing that it is a place
January 15, 2026 at 4:06 PM
I’ll be in California next week and I am hearing that it is a place
Thinking exceptionalistly as I always do
January 14, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Thinking exceptionalistly as I always do
An acquaintance passed and I keep wanting to say “one of my mutuals died” because that was sort of the relationship
January 14, 2026 at 5:40 PM
An acquaintance passed and I keep wanting to say “one of my mutuals died” because that was sort of the relationship
What the National Symphony Orchestra is enduring sucks ass so bad dude
January 14, 2026 at 5:01 PM
What the National Symphony Orchestra is enduring sucks ass so bad dude
Whenever I talk about the healthcare system holistically outside of my puny little role I get the vapors
January 14, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Whenever I talk about the healthcare system holistically outside of my puny little role I get the vapors
Shut up! Every aging person feels young! Not everything can be pathologized! Shut up!
January 14, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Shut up! Every aging person feels young! Not everything can be pathologized! Shut up!
Going to have to get ear protection for band practice with 170 people. My hearing is long damaged but I now have to think about these things as my life winds down
January 13, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Going to have to get ear protection for band practice with 170 people. My hearing is long damaged but I now have to think about these things as my life winds down
Just wanted to pop on here quick and clarify because a lot of yall are leaving me nasty hate in the comments. When I posted my video “pov when your husband keeps you caged in the kitchen and turns the water off to the house” it was a JOKE. Jonathan would never forget to turn the water back on
January 13, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Just wanted to pop on here quick and clarify because a lot of yall are leaving me nasty hate in the comments. When I posted my video “pov when your husband keeps you caged in the kitchen and turns the water off to the house” it was a JOKE. Jonathan would never forget to turn the water back on
I was speaking with an overseas call center and she ended the call with “stay safe”
January 13, 2026 at 6:53 PM
I was speaking with an overseas call center and she ended the call with “stay safe”
[creating a society that is completely inhospitable to parents, to the point even giving birth is more dangerous than in other societies] BUHHHH WHAAAAAAT
January 13, 2026 at 5:52 PM
[creating a society that is completely inhospitable to parents, to the point even giving birth is more dangerous than in other societies] BUHHHH WHAAAAAAT
BOTTOMLAND
January 13, 2026 at 4:09 PM
BOTTOMLAND
Scott Adams is with Jesus now. Briefly before he gets tossed
January 13, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Scott Adams is with Jesus now. Briefly before he gets tossed
I hate the world today
January 13, 2026 at 3:18 PM
I hate the world today
It seems like it is primarily Gen Zers that say “I love you” openly and easily to friends. And I like that
January 13, 2026 at 3:25 AM
It seems like it is primarily Gen Zers that say “I love you” openly and easily to friends. And I like that
My home river is The Arkansas
January 12, 2026 at 11:23 PM
My home river is The Arkansas
Many are whining about Six Flags potentially selling off parks like anyone was going to Schlitterbahn Galveston or Six Flags Great Upstate NY
January 12, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Many are whining about Six Flags potentially selling off parks like anyone was going to Schlitterbahn Galveston or Six Flags Great Upstate NY
The Democrats will be reforming ICE by making them pull the masks under their noses, prioritizing the terrorizing of middle schools instead of elementary schools, allowing high speed chases to never exceed 70, making sure the window tint is uniform on all unmarked vehicles,
January 12, 2026 at 5:13 PM
The Democrats will be reforming ICE by making them pull the masks under their noses, prioritizing the terrorizing of middle schools instead of elementary schools, allowing high speed chases to never exceed 70, making sure the window tint is uniform on all unmarked vehicles,
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Local parents groups asking if adults can ride school buses to help protect children from ICE after a special ed bus got stopped this morning. Like a Dirty Harry movie except the villain in the federal government.
January 12, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Local parents groups asking if adults can ride school buses to help protect children from ICE after a special ed bus got stopped this morning. Like a Dirty Harry movie except the villain in the federal government.
I said I wouldn’t set any real goals for myself this year so I can continue to consume and hoard clothes
January 11, 2026 at 11:33 PM
I said I wouldn’t set any real goals for myself this year so I can continue to consume and hoard clothes