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My brother was very excited to see the reflecting pool after being disappointed by some of the other DC structures
November 30, 2025 at 5:15 PM
My brother was very excited to see the reflecting pool after being disappointed by some of the other DC structures
Titus ate 9 Hawaiian rolls while we were on a 15 minute errand. Gotta admire that
November 30, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Titus ate 9 Hawaiian rolls while we were on a 15 minute errand. Gotta admire that
Maybe we can get a group trip together?
November 30, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Maybe we can get a group trip together?
Picked up a book called “Health Communism”, opened it up. I already know all this. I could have written this. And probably better. If you gave me 10-15 years.
November 29, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Picked up a book called “Health Communism”, opened it up. I already know all this. I could have written this. And probably better. If you gave me 10-15 years.
giving him body image issues
November 29, 2025 at 2:54 PM
giving him body image issues
My brother’s ID. goals
November 28, 2025 at 7:43 PM
My brother’s ID. goals
You know what? I would take some snow
November 28, 2025 at 2:48 PM
You know what? I would take some snow
My brother came up from the basement this morning and Titus’ entire world view on what is possible was rocked
November 28, 2025 at 2:36 PM
My brother came up from the basement this morning and Titus’ entire world view on what is possible was rocked
He got a lot of turkey
November 27, 2025 at 10:50 PM
He got a lot of turkey
The trumpet player opening for the Cowboys game fucks
November 27, 2025 at 9:36 PM
The trumpet player opening for the Cowboys game fucks
Every shooting now has to be conspiracy this, conspiracy that. Let the CIA breathe.
November 27, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Every shooting now has to be conspiracy this, conspiracy that. Let the CIA breathe.
They should let a fat mutt win the dog show
November 27, 2025 at 4:05 PM
They should let a fat mutt win the dog show
“Your dog doesn’t know it’s Thanksgiving they don’t need anything special” ok then why does it want my Thanksgiving food. Why does he look so Thankful when I let him drink the gravy?
November 27, 2025 at 3:08 PM
“Your dog doesn’t know it’s Thanksgiving they don’t need anything special” ok then why does it want my Thanksgiving food. Why does he look so Thankful when I let him drink the gravy?
It took me 5 days in increments but I finally watched Wicked, that shit is kind of dark
November 27, 2025 at 2:56 PM
It took me 5 days in increments but I finally watched Wicked, that shit is kind of dark
I understand this isn’t someone arguing in good faith but look how foolish this looks. This is a foolish thing to say. To be anti Friendsgiving is to be an idiot
November 27, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I understand this isn’t someone arguing in good faith but look how foolish this looks. This is a foolish thing to say. To be anti Friendsgiving is to be an idiot
It must feel so good to have a tight 10 about your ex if you’re a stand up comedian
November 26, 2025 at 11:00 PM
It must feel so good to have a tight 10 about your ex if you’re a stand up comedian
Maybe it will be cool to show DC to my brother on the eve of strict martial law
November 26, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Maybe it will be cool to show DC to my brother on the eve of strict martial law
Changing the basement lighting scheme to a warmer white for my brother’s visit,
November 26, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Changing the basement lighting scheme to a warmer white for my brother’s visit,
For the holidays can’t we just get one of them suffering. One of the juicy ones. Please Santa
November 26, 2025 at 3:40 AM
For the holidays can’t we just get one of them suffering. One of the juicy ones. Please Santa
I’m the black sheep of the family due to being closest to normal
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I’m the black sheep of the family due to being closest to normal
Some of my new friends are younger and want to send me funny short form content which in turn leaves me to send short form content back which in turn is making me watch too much short form content and leaves me feeling nasty
November 25, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Some of my new friends are younger and want to send me funny short form content which in turn leaves me to send short form content back which in turn is making me watch too much short form content and leaves me feeling nasty
Over Halloween I bought $10 of on clearance Target decorations and felt it was important to keep the purple spider out to prove to myself I repurpose and reuse
November 25, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Over Halloween I bought $10 of on clearance Target decorations and felt it was important to keep the purple spider out to prove to myself I repurpose and reuse
If everyone did dress up to fly on a plane everyone would be 2-4x sweatier
November 25, 2025 at 7:44 PM
If everyone did dress up to fly on a plane everyone would be 2-4x sweatier
What is relationship anarchy can I just say sure I’m doing that sounds crazy fun
November 25, 2025 at 5:41 PM
What is relationship anarchy can I just say sure I’m doing that sounds crazy fun
The Costco Turkey Dinner Kit feeds 7-8? 7-8 BABIES maybe
November 25, 2025 at 3:21 PM
The Costco Turkey Dinner Kit feeds 7-8? 7-8 BABIES maybe