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Bart Harley Jarvis
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Go Blue Jays! Go Broncos! Married to @probablyinbed who is infinitely more awesome than I am. Addicted to Powerwash Simulator.
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Anyone who knows me (or my @) knows this.

(Even though he’s not actually a bad guy)
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I can assure you, no one wants Green Bay, Wisconsin.
Hot mic picked up someone on the Packers yelling, “This is our city.” Buddy, you can keep that piece of shit.
December 8, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
December 7, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Seriously, Marvel sucks. I wish more people would stop supporting this shit. It’s not new. This is decades and decades of it.
Miles Morales co-creator Sara Pichelli says she does not get any royalties from the ‘Spider-Verse’ films, Insomniac games, or merch

"I don’t get anything … that's the saddest part of my life"

(via SiteJamesons | TW)
December 8, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Fucking Temu ass Tony Stark looking motherfucker
Matt LaFleur eats muesli without milk.
December 7, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Remember when the Packers kicker sexually assaulted two flight attendants and the Packers were like, “sounds like the perfect guy to kick for us.”
December 7, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Gen Xers (including me) please just go away.
God no.
December 7, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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This is still far less than the percentage of cops who admit they've beaten their spouse and kids
December 7, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Nintendo should stop referring to Samus Aran as a bounty hunter. She is very clearly an archaeologist at this point. All she does is discover dead civilizations. She’s become Space Lara Croft.

Oh and btw, Metroid Prime 4 rules.
December 6, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Frankie got her hair cut today and the Mohawk is coming in great.
December 6, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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This came to me in a dream
December 5, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Currently subbing in a cooking class and making the kids bake me cookies.
December 5, 2025 at 5:49 PM
My mom and her two best friends from high school all had sons within a month of each other 46 years ago and I am the only one who is not going through a ridiculous midlife crisis and I am very thankful for that.
December 5, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Getting ready for The Lemonheads tomorrow night.
December 4, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Every time I see this guy I just see an evil Taika Waititi.
December 4, 2025 at 1:12 PM
They had to permanently close the road in front of my school because people kept hitting kids trying to cross the street.
“Yeah man, I was 12 mph over the speed limit in a school zone, but it’s the municipality that’s in the wrong for ticketing me.” JFC.
December 4, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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"elite capture of the fourth estate" feels like the grim answer to a lot of questions these days I gotta say

they're emboldened to say this shit because they know the entire media apparatus will just hand them the mic, applaud afterwards, and tell anyone who says WTF?? to shut up
Are we in a game of chicken to see how far a handful of freaks can push things until we bring back consequences and / or guillotines? How have we hyper-normalized them saying this shit out loud in public?
Palantir CEO Says Making War Crimes Constitutional Would Be Good for Business
December 4, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Got a student suspended today for making fun of one of the custodians because of his job right to his face and I 100% don’t feel bad about it.
December 4, 2025 at 2:22 AM
America is, and always has been, a white nationalist country.
December 4, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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christ, get another aspect to your personality
December 3, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I never planned on having kids. Becoming a stepdad was just a bonus from meeting my amazing wife. I am glad that I never became one of those voluntarily childless people who spend all their free time bitching about people who do have kids. Grow up.
December 4, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Yeah yeah I know everyone hates this, but I’m gonna share it anyways. I don’t even listen to music that much lol.
December 3, 2025 at 12:17 PM
When you work with nonverbal kids who struggle to communicate, these messages from parents are the best kind you can get.
December 3, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I get to see The Lemonheads in three days!
December 3, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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There is really an unsustainable level of bigoted gutter trash in the United States.
Cammack: "Look no further than Minnesota and the disaster there where the Somalian community has been really the root of all of the waste, fraud, and abuse that we've seen in the last several years."
December 2, 2025 at 4:15 PM