Bart Harley Jarvis
@williamzabka424.bsky.social
Go Blue Jays! Go Broncos! Married to @probablyinbed who is infinitely more awesome than I am. Addicted to Powerwash Simulator.
Pinned
Anyone who knows me (or my @) knows this.
(Even though he’s not actually a bad guy)
(Even though he’s not actually a bad guy)
Nintendo should stop referring to Samus Aran as a bounty hunter. She is very clearly an archaeologist at this point. All she does is discover dead civilizations. She’s become Space Lara Croft.
Oh and btw, Metroid Prime 4 rules.
Oh and btw, Metroid Prime 4 rules.
December 6, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Nintendo should stop referring to Samus Aran as a bounty hunter. She is very clearly an archaeologist at this point. All she does is discover dead civilizations. She’s become Space Lara Croft.
Oh and btw, Metroid Prime 4 rules.
Oh and btw, Metroid Prime 4 rules.
Frankie got her hair cut today and the Mohawk is coming in great.
December 6, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Frankie got her hair cut today and the Mohawk is coming in great.
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This came to me in a dream
December 5, 2025 at 12:24 PM
This came to me in a dream
Currently subbing in a cooking class and making the kids bake me cookies.
December 5, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Currently subbing in a cooking class and making the kids bake me cookies.
My mom and her two best friends from high school all had sons within a month of each other 46 years ago and I am the only one who is not going through a ridiculous midlife crisis and I am very thankful for that.
December 5, 2025 at 4:32 AM
My mom and her two best friends from high school all had sons within a month of each other 46 years ago and I am the only one who is not going through a ridiculous midlife crisis and I am very thankful for that.
Getting ready for The Lemonheads tomorrow night.
December 4, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Getting ready for The Lemonheads tomorrow night.
Every time I see this guy I just see an evil Taika Waititi.
Palantir CEO Says Making War Crimes Constitutional Would Be Good for Business
Palantir CEO Says Making War Crimes Constitutional Would Be Good for Business
Alex Karp vows to use his "whole influence" on immigration and defense policy.
gizmodo.com
December 4, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Every time I see this guy I just see an evil Taika Waititi.
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fuck you Pink News
Trans men can now join the Women’s Institute under new policy
https://www.thepinknews.com/2025/12/03/womens-institute-trans-ban/?utm_content=1764790804&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky
https://www.thepinknews.com/2025/12/03/womens-institute-trans-ban/?utm_content=1764790804&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky
Trans men can now join the Women's Institute under new policy
The Women's Institute's new policy banning trans women will allow men to join despite being a gender-exclusive organisation.
www.thepinknews.com
December 3, 2025 at 7:55 PM
fuck you Pink News
They had to permanently close the road in front of my school because people kept hitting kids trying to cross the street.
“Yeah man, I was 12 mph over the speed limit in a school zone, but it’s the municipality that’s in the wrong for ticketing me.” JFC.
December 4, 2025 at 12:59 PM
They had to permanently close the road in front of my school because people kept hitting kids trying to cross the street.
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"elite capture of the fourth estate" feels like the grim answer to a lot of questions these days I gotta say
they're emboldened to say this shit because they know the entire media apparatus will just hand them the mic, applaud afterwards, and tell anyone who says WTF?? to shut up
they're emboldened to say this shit because they know the entire media apparatus will just hand them the mic, applaud afterwards, and tell anyone who says WTF?? to shut up
Are we in a game of chicken to see how far a handful of freaks can push things until we bring back consequences and / or guillotines? How have we hyper-normalized them saying this shit out loud in public?
Palantir CEO Says Making War Crimes Constitutional Would Be Good for Business
December 4, 2025 at 6:06 AM
"elite capture of the fourth estate" feels like the grim answer to a lot of questions these days I gotta say
they're emboldened to say this shit because they know the entire media apparatus will just hand them the mic, applaud afterwards, and tell anyone who says WTF?? to shut up
they're emboldened to say this shit because they know the entire media apparatus will just hand them the mic, applaud afterwards, and tell anyone who says WTF?? to shut up
Got a student suspended today for making fun of one of the custodians because of his job right to his face and I 100% don’t feel bad about it.
December 4, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Got a student suspended today for making fun of one of the custodians because of his job right to his face and I 100% don’t feel bad about it.
America is, and always has been, a white nationalist country.
December 4, 2025 at 12:19 AM
America is, and always has been, a white nationalist country.
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christ, get another aspect to your personality
December 3, 2025 at 3:07 PM
christ, get another aspect to your personality
I never planned on having kids. Becoming a stepdad was just a bonus from meeting my amazing wife. I am glad that I never became one of those voluntarily childless people who spend all their free time bitching about people who do have kids. Grow up.
December 4, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I never planned on having kids. Becoming a stepdad was just a bonus from meeting my amazing wife. I am glad that I never became one of those voluntarily childless people who spend all their free time bitching about people who do have kids. Grow up.
Yeah yeah I know everyone hates this, but I’m gonna share it anyways. I don’t even listen to music that much lol.
December 3, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Yeah yeah I know everyone hates this, but I’m gonna share it anyways. I don’t even listen to music that much lol.
When you work with nonverbal kids who struggle to communicate, these messages from parents are the best kind you can get.
December 3, 2025 at 1:46 AM
When you work with nonverbal kids who struggle to communicate, these messages from parents are the best kind you can get.
I get to see The Lemonheads in three days!
December 3, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I get to see The Lemonheads in three days!
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There is really an unsustainable level of bigoted gutter trash in the United States.
Cammack: "Look no further than Minnesota and the disaster there where the Somalian community has been really the root of all of the waste, fraud, and abuse that we've seen in the last several years."
December 2, 2025 at 4:15 PM
There is really an unsustainable level of bigoted gutter trash in the United States.
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“I just have concerns about fairness in sport” - no, you don’t. There’s nothing fair about elite sports. You’re just looking for post hoc justification because we give you the ick
December 1, 2025 at 11:41 PM
“I just have concerns about fairness in sport” - no, you don’t. There’s nothing fair about elite sports. You’re just looking for post hoc justification because we give you the ick
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Chiitan Knight will continue to spread his message until there are no more transgender people who are subjected to unjustified criticism and slander♡
Let's create a world where we can all love freely🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Let's create a world where we can all love freely🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
December 2, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Chiitan Knight will continue to spread his message until there are no more transgender people who are subjected to unjustified criticism and slander♡
Let's create a world where we can all love freely🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Let's create a world where we can all love freely🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Another thing I never planned for as a parent: convincing my kid it is not a good idea to get a taser and tase her boyfriend. She really wants to lol. He wants her to. Why am I having this conversation with a teenager?
December 2, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Another thing I never planned for as a parent: convincing my kid it is not a good idea to get a taser and tase her boyfriend. She really wants to lol. He wants her to. Why am I having this conversation with a teenager?
She sleeps like a human lol.
(That’s my side of the bed she is hogging)
(That’s my side of the bed she is hogging)
December 2, 2025 at 1:25 AM
She sleeps like a human lol.
(That’s my side of the bed she is hogging)
(That’s my side of the bed she is hogging)
A lot of creepy ass dolls
December 2, 2025 at 12:04 AM
A lot of creepy ass dolls
Can’t believe it’s not bigger news that Trump called someone the r-word. I don’t care who it is he called it, calling anyone that is disgusting. As always, if you support this man, please hit that unfollow button. I want nothing to do with you.
Trump faces fallout after targeting Tim Walz with offensive slur
After the president used an ugly attack against one of his favorite Democratic targets, the White House had to deal with the consequences.
www.ms.now
December 1, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Can’t believe it’s not bigger news that Trump called someone the r-word. I don’t care who it is he called it, calling anyone that is disgusting. As always, if you support this man, please hit that unfollow button. I want nothing to do with you.