Bart Harley Jarvis
@williamzabka424.bsky.social
Go Blue Jays! Go Broncos! Married to @probablyinbed who is infinitely more awesome than I am. Addicted to Powerwash Simulator.
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Anyone who knows me (or my @) knows this.
(Even though he’s not actually a bad guy)
(Even though he’s not actually a bad guy)
Also, I didn’t give it to her. This was just a stupid joke. I didn’t actually feed my dog brisket from Qdoba, she only gets quality meats from Hauber’s Brand Meat in Dickeyville, WI.
Calm down people calling me a dog murderer.
Calm down people calling me a dog murderer.
Googling “can I feed my dog brisket?” Then giving it to her before I see the shitty AI response telling me that vaccines are bad or some shit.
December 10, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Also, I didn’t give it to her. This was just a stupid joke. I didn’t actually feed my dog brisket from Qdoba, she only gets quality meats from Hauber’s Brand Meat in Dickeyville, WI.
Calm down people calling me a dog murderer.
Calm down people calling me a dog murderer.
Zach Woods being known only to people as “the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office” is really sad to me.
it's 2025 and the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office is now our only mirror to society
December 10, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Zach Woods being known only to people as “the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office” is really sad to me.
Googling “can I feed my dog brisket?” Then giving it to her before I see the shitty AI response telling me that vaccines are bad or some shit.
December 10, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Googling “can I feed my dog brisket?” Then giving it to her before I see the shitty AI response telling me that vaccines are bad or some shit.
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CWR animals have chrimmas lists up! Fill a stocking or an angel tree wish 🩷
🎄 🦢🦆🐥🐓🦜🦃🐦⬛🪿🎄
These aren’t financial donations they are items that are used directly in keeping these animals happy and healthy
cwrescue.org
🎄 🦢🦆🐥🐓🦜🦃🐦⬛🪿🎄
These aren’t financial donations they are items that are used directly in keeping these animals happy and healthy
cwrescue.org
Carolina Waterfowl Rescue
cwrescue.org
December 9, 2025 at 11:48 PM
CWR animals have chrimmas lists up! Fill a stocking or an angel tree wish 🩷
🎄 🦢🦆🐥🐓🦜🦃🐦⬛🪿🎄
These aren’t financial donations they are items that are used directly in keeping these animals happy and healthy
cwrescue.org
🎄 🦢🦆🐥🐓🦜🦃🐦⬛🪿🎄
These aren’t financial donations they are items that are used directly in keeping these animals happy and healthy
cwrescue.org
OMFG!!!!
I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
December 9, 2025 at 10:57 PM
OMFG!!!!
Being so sick that you basically can’t leave your bed for two days really makes you feel like you missed a lot of the world. It’s weird. I feel like I time jumped.
December 9, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Being so sick that you basically can’t leave your bed for two days really makes you feel like you missed a lot of the world. It’s weird. I feel like I time jumped.
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who are you to speak on issues of blackness like this?
If you say “tane” your misogynoir is showing THE END
December 9, 2025 at 9:10 AM
who are you to speak on issues of blackness like this?
I’ve been sick for two days and have had Bob’s Burgers playing on Hulu the whole time while I lay in bed miserable. I am now getting basically only ads for depression medication.
December 9, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I’ve been sick for two days and have had Bob’s Burgers playing on Hulu the whole time while I lay in bed miserable. I am now getting basically only ads for depression medication.
There’s a lot of shit I sign up to watch when watching The Real Housewives but seeing a woman break a dude’s heart for being too poor on tv is a bridge too far for me. Especially when by all means he seemed like a good dude. These shows just reward scumbaggery.
December 8, 2025 at 1:23 AM
There’s a lot of shit I sign up to watch when watching The Real Housewives but seeing a woman break a dude’s heart for being too poor on tv is a bridge too far for me. Especially when by all means he seemed like a good dude. These shows just reward scumbaggery.
Proof that White Supremacy not rational. My cousin’s abusive husband of 20 years committed suicide last year. She is now dating a man from the DR and my uncle is losing sleep over it. He never once cared about her abusive, white ex. That’s why I don’t speak to him anymore.
December 8, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Proof that White Supremacy not rational. My cousin’s abusive husband of 20 years committed suicide last year. She is now dating a man from the DR and my uncle is losing sleep over it. He never once cared about her abusive, white ex. That’s why I don’t speak to him anymore.
Realized that next week is basically my family’s civil war between Broncos/Packers and I am just gonna take the week off of football and do what I always do and just hope he plays well and doesn’t get hurt.
December 8, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Realized that next week is basically my family’s civil war between Broncos/Packers and I am just gonna take the week off of football and do what I always do and just hope he plays well and doesn’t get hurt.
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar
This perfect movie.
This perfect movie.
December 8, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar
This perfect movie.
This perfect movie.
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I can assure you, no one wants Green Bay, Wisconsin.
Hot mic picked up someone on the Packers yelling, “This is our city.” Buddy, you can keep that piece of shit.
December 8, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I can assure you, no one wants Green Bay, Wisconsin.
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If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
December 7, 2025 at 4:45 PM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
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Fucking Temu ass Tony Stark looking motherfucker
Matt LaFleur eats muesli without milk.
December 7, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Fucking Temu ass Tony Stark looking motherfucker
Remember when the Packers kicker sexually assaulted two flight attendants and the Packers were like, “sounds like the perfect guy to kick for us.”
December 7, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Remember when the Packers kicker sexually assaulted two flight attendants and the Packers were like, “sounds like the perfect guy to kick for us.”
Gen Xers (including me) please just go away.
December 7, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Gen Xers (including me) please just go away.
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This is still far less than the percentage of cops who admit they've beaten their spouse and kids
More than 1 in 4 self-checkout shoppers admit they've stolen: Survey
More than 1 in 4 self-checkout shoppers admit they’ve stolen: Survey
More than a third of self-checkout thieves see the kiosks as “unpaid work” so taking small items “feels like compensation.”
ktla.com
December 7, 2025 at 9:08 PM
This is still far less than the percentage of cops who admit they've beaten their spouse and kids
Nintendo should stop referring to Samus Aran as a bounty hunter. She is very clearly an archaeologist at this point. All she does is discover dead civilizations. She’s become Space Lara Croft.
Oh and btw, Metroid Prime 4 rules.
Oh and btw, Metroid Prime 4 rules.
December 6, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Nintendo should stop referring to Samus Aran as a bounty hunter. She is very clearly an archaeologist at this point. All she does is discover dead civilizations. She’s become Space Lara Croft.
Oh and btw, Metroid Prime 4 rules.
Oh and btw, Metroid Prime 4 rules.
Frankie got her hair cut today and the Mohawk is coming in great.
December 6, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Frankie got her hair cut today and the Mohawk is coming in great.
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This came to me in a dream
December 5, 2025 at 12:24 PM
This came to me in a dream
Currently subbing in a cooking class and making the kids bake me cookies.
December 5, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Currently subbing in a cooking class and making the kids bake me cookies.
My mom and her two best friends from high school all had sons within a month of each other 46 years ago and I am the only one who is not going through a ridiculous midlife crisis and I am very thankful for that.
December 5, 2025 at 4:32 AM
My mom and her two best friends from high school all had sons within a month of each other 46 years ago and I am the only one who is not going through a ridiculous midlife crisis and I am very thankful for that.
Getting ready for The Lemonheads tomorrow night.
December 4, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Getting ready for The Lemonheads tomorrow night.
Every time I see this guy I just see an evil Taika Waititi.
Palantir CEO Says Making War Crimes Constitutional Would Be Good for Business
Palantir CEO Says Making War Crimes Constitutional Would Be Good for Business
Alex Karp vows to use his "whole influence" on immigration and defense policy.
gizmodo.com
December 4, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Every time I see this guy I just see an evil Taika Waititi.