ClarkAddison
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“Toast cannot be explained by any rational means. Toast is me. I am Toast” Margaret Atwood
“A loud & persistent rapping at someones back door” Terry Boers
Iowa Hawkeye
Proud father of an autistic badass
“A loud & persistent rapping at someones back door” Terry Boers
Iowa Hawkeye
Proud father of an autistic badass
Pinned
I get pissed when I’m asked twice to round up at the register for a less than validated cause (looking at you, Salvation Army). If someone developed a DoorDash alternative where I got to choose between charities to spend $70 on $35 worth of takeout I’d fucking download that shit in a second.
It’s 12:49 Chicago time.
It’s gameday.
It’s gameday.
a man is shouting into a microphone and saying go bears .
ALT: a man is shouting into a microphone and saying go bears .
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 6:49 AM
It’s 12:49 Chicago time.
It’s gameday.
It’s gameday.
Ending the day with a message. If you’re reading this I’m thankful for you. I was on the other place for 18 years. THIS place not even a year ago was a vapid desert. Zero crossover from all my friends.
What a year it’s been. Grateful to have this community, still wet behind the ears, but solid.
What a year it’s been. Grateful to have this community, still wet behind the ears, but solid.
November 28, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Ending the day with a message. If you’re reading this I’m thankful for you. I was on the other place for 18 years. THIS place not even a year ago was a vapid desert. Zero crossover from all my friends.
What a year it’s been. Grateful to have this community, still wet behind the ears, but solid.
What a year it’s been. Grateful to have this community, still wet behind the ears, but solid.
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Maybe American journalists should reflect on the courage of Iraqi journalist Muntadhar al-Zaidi.
November 28, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Maybe American journalists should reflect on the courage of Iraqi journalist Muntadhar al-Zaidi.
Me “Justin Turner is a FA? Oh no, whatever will we do?”
Dad “He’s probably going to retire, right?”
Me “He probably should have retired last year, but instead he’s gonna sign with the Cardinals and hit 25 homers next year.”
Dad “He’s probably going to retire, right?”
Me “He probably should have retired last year, but instead he’s gonna sign with the Cardinals and hit 25 homers next year.”
November 28, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Me “Justin Turner is a FA? Oh no, whatever will we do?”
Dad “He’s probably going to retire, right?”
Me “He probably should have retired last year, but instead he’s gonna sign with the Cardinals and hit 25 homers next year.”
Dad “He’s probably going to retire, right?”
Me “He probably should have retired last year, but instead he’s gonna sign with the Cardinals and hit 25 homers next year.”
November 28, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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❤ Dignity and class
November 28, 2025 at 1:41 AM
❤ Dignity and class
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This wouldn't be believable as a TV script.
Q: Officials say the suspect in the DC shooting was vetted & it came up clean
TRUMP: He went cuckoo. He went nuts. There was no vetting
Q: Actually, your DOJ IG says there was thorough vetting of Afghans. So why blame Biden?
TRUMP: You're just asking questions because you're a stupid person
TRUMP: He went cuckoo. He went nuts. There was no vetting
Q: Actually, your DOJ IG says there was thorough vetting of Afghans. So why blame Biden?
TRUMP: You're just asking questions because you're a stupid person
November 28, 2025 at 12:46 AM
This wouldn't be believable as a TV script.
Anyone else having an issue with not being able to exit a video on here once you make it full screen? Happened three times to me today. Had to restart my phone all three times.
November 28, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Anyone else having an issue with not being able to exit a video on here once you make it full screen? Happened three times to me today. Had to restart my phone all three times.
There is no reason to go shopping tonight. Don’t encourage these companies that are totally cool making their employees leave their families and friends to go in so you can get 30% off a fucking toaster oven.
Don’t be an ass.
Don’t be an ass.
November 27, 2025 at 11:24 PM
There is no reason to go shopping tonight. Don’t encourage these companies that are totally cool making their employees leave their families and friends to go in so you can get 30% off a fucking toaster oven.
Don’t be an ass.
Don’t be an ass.
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This is why a con man shouldn’t have been allowed to become President!
This 👇
This 👇
November 27, 2025 at 12:33 PM
This is why a con man shouldn’t have been allowed to become President!
This 👇
This 👇
Fuck the Packers.
November 27, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Fuck the Packers.
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This is the opposite of the Ryan Pace meme.
Looking for past Garfield Macy's balloons. Found a new reaction image
November 27, 2025 at 9:04 PM
This is the opposite of the Ryan Pace meme.
How about labeling people (falsely or otherwise) as “retards?” Do tell us about that, Elmo.
Fuck all the way off.
Fuck all the way off.
November 27, 2025 at 8:45 PM
How about labeling people (falsely or otherwise) as “retards?” Do tell us about that, Elmo.
Fuck all the way off.
Fuck all the way off.
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Barry Sanders was better than Emmitt Smith.
I will not be taking questions.
I will not be taking questions.
November 27, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Barry Sanders was better than Emmitt Smith.
I will not be taking questions.
I will not be taking questions.
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Tom Brady stfu challenge
November 27, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Tom Brady stfu challenge
Dave Flitman is currently masturbating to the quotes in this article.
While work-life balance may give you a sense of happiness and fulfillment, it isn’t always realistic, says Walmart executive vice president and chief people officer Donna Morris.
Walmart exec: ‘I’ve never believed in the term work-life balance’—this is the mantra that made her highly successful instead
Many professionals see work-life balance as a non-negotiable. Walmart CPO Donna Morris says people should practice work-life integration instead. Here's why.
cnb.cx
November 27, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Dave Flitman is currently masturbating to the quotes in this article.
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"Chasing the 1st place Bears." Said by NFL announcers. On Thanksgiving. Hell yeah.
November 27, 2025 at 7:33 PM
"Chasing the 1st place Bears." Said by NFL announcers. On Thanksgiving. Hell yeah.
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Noticed that as well.
When the Packers are playing, you only need to get one foot down for a catch. Must be nice for them.
November 27, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Noticed that as well.
Either FOX’s play clock is off or the Packers have gotten away with at least three late snaps already.
November 27, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Either FOX’s play clock is off or the Packers have gotten away with at least three late snaps already.
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"Did you loudly ask what the turkey’s pronouns were, then smirk into your Modelo?"
Quiz: Are You the Worst Person at Thanksgiving?
Give yourself one point for each answer yes. 1. Are your pants unbuttoned before the appetizer is even put on the table? 2. Are you wearing a pilgr...
buff.ly
November 27, 2025 at 6:30 PM
"Did you loudly ask what the turkey’s pronouns were, then smirk into your Modelo?"
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That looked like last year's Bears team, only 90% of America would be screaming, WILLIAMS HOLDS ON TO THE BALL TOO LONG GET RID OF HIM AND BRING IN BAGENT
Might help to block someone, Detroit
November 27, 2025 at 6:19 PM
That looked like last year's Bears team, only 90% of America would be screaming, WILLIAMS HOLDS ON TO THE BALL TOO LONG GET RID OF HIM AND BRING IN BAGENT
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in honor of Thanksgiving. RFK Jr hands Small Pox infected blankets to Native Americans.
November 27, 2025 at 6:19 PM
in honor of Thanksgiving. RFK Jr hands Small Pox infected blankets to Native Americans.