ClarkAddison
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“Toast cannot be explained by any rational means. Toast is me. I am Toast” Margaret Atwood “A loud & persistent rapping at someones back door” Terry Boers Iowa Hawkeye Proud father of an autistic badass
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Don’t fuck with Chicago, tiny tangerine penis.
FOFA, as your boy Hogs Breath so less then eloquently told the generals, to no applause.
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“Nobody knows football like Tom Brady.”

Maybe! But that alone won’t make him a good broadcaster.
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Craig seems like a bar soap guy.

*shiver*
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Mountain Dew Baja Blast Açaía Pumpkin Spice exfoliating nut rub? I’m just guessing but it seems on brand.
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PCA looks dewy tonight. Drop the skincare routine?
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Mountain Dew Baja Blast Açaía Pumpkin Spice exfoliating nut rub? I’m just guessing but it seems on brand.
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PCA looks dewy tonight. Drop the skincare routine?
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Very few have ever told me I’m intelligent. Loyal, yes, but not intelligent.
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Cav if they had it in front of their face and thighs on their ears I’m not confident that they’d know where to put their mouths.
Especially Matt Shaw.
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Dude was slower than a broken down dump truck with three flat tires.
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He should have choked on a toothpick.
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Speaking of, let’s remind ourselves how many ex White Sox we had on the roster to start the year. One of them at third base!
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“Dude, Berti was doing a job!”
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Miguel Montero comes to mind if we were in the bottom half of an inning, since you mentioned slow footed runners.
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Carson Kelly has been more consistent and valuable than Tucker this season.
Before you send me WAR stats go to bed.
a man in a suit and tie is saying " don 't debate me "
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is saying " don 't debate me "
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Still not worth 500, check that, 400, and now I’m being told high 200s in FA.
Well, no worries, Cubs fans. I have some breaking news. Your ownership won’t spend that money.
(And honestly it’s not worth it for next year, no matter what he does - he’s not going to win the whole thing on his own)
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I didn’t think he had it in him.
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My kid, who is at college in Portland, and I were talking about this thread just now.
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Maybe she'll need a roommate to pay for that apartment next to Shaw's.
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The cheezit is worth it. We’ll see how this particular bad choice works out.
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Maybe they can book the Allstate Arena for a circle jerk OH IM SORRY “pyrotechnic visitation.”
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I will admit to being a frozen pizza connoisseur, it’s cheap to dress them up with other ingredients, the cheez it pizza crust is surprisingly tasty (even though I’m not a cheez it fan), but this is the first tombstone pie I’ve bought in awhile.