ClarkAddison
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“Toast cannot be explained by any rational means. Toast is me. I am Toast” Margaret Atwood “A loud & persistent rapping at someones back door” Terry Boers Iowa Hawkeye Proud father of an autistic badass
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Don’t fuck with Chicago, tiny tangerine penis.
FOFA, as your boy Hogs Breath so less then eloquently told the generals, to no applause.
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Okay Hawkeyes. You have one job. Don’t make me throw things.
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I’m old enough to remember when Michigan State had a football program.
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lyndagood.bsky.social
Oh,the irony practically writes itself back then, a balloon had them screaming “national security threat!” and clutching their pearls. Now?Qatar’s building an actual Air Force base on U.S. soil and suddenly its crickets.Turns out outrage is only patriotic when there’s a Democrat in the White House.
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Diane Keaton. Damn.
The Family Stone ALWAYS gets me.
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adambuckled.bsky.social
April me would have absolutely no idea what the hell was going on with this news.

October me is struggling with it too, but you get what I mean.
mmontemurro.bsky.social
Drew Pomeranz will start Game 5 for the Cubs tonight in Milwaukee.
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Stay strong, stay beautiful, Chicago. c
Tweet from Fred Wellman: “Weird. I was told it’s a war zone.”
Below is a Time Out Chicago post showing a scenic city skyline at sunset with the text: “Chicago has been voted the Best Big City in the U.S. for the ninth consecutive year.”
clarkaddison.bsky.social
But what color are your trousers?
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How the hell do I get the KPop answer but not Inca/Maya?

Tightrope, a daily trivia game | Britannica

Oct. 11, 2025

T I G H T R O P E
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My Score: 2100
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victinibcn.bsky.social
Unbearably violent images from Downtown Chicago where a classical music concert was played on the Chicago River. This is too elegant and magical to be seen.
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Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most.
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Yacht rock died in the 80s. Rope hats needed to do the same.
FUCKING
STOP
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FUCKING STOP WITH THE ROPE HATS
STOP
STOP IT RIGHT NOW
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FUCKING STOP WITH THE ROPE HATS
STOP
STOP IT RIGHT NOW
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How many Luis Castillos have there been in MLB history? Feels like it’s in the dozens.
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“Nobody knows football like Tom Brady.”

Maybe! But that alone won’t make him a good broadcaster.
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Craig seems like a bar soap guy.

*shiver*
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Mountain Dew Baja Blast Açaía Pumpkin Spice exfoliating nut rub? I’m just guessing but it seems on brand.
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PCA looks dewy tonight. Drop the skincare routine?
clarkaddison.bsky.social
Mountain Dew Baja Blast Açaía Pumpkin Spice exfoliating nut rub? I’m just guessing but it seems on brand.
sandrapoetry.bsky.social
PCA looks dewy tonight. Drop the skincare routine?
clarkaddison.bsky.social
Very few have ever told me I’m intelligent. Loyal, yes, but not intelligent.
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Cav if they had it in front of their face and thighs on their ears I’m not confident that they’d know where to put their mouths.
Especially Matt Shaw.
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Dude was slower than a broken down dump truck with three flat tires.