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ClarkAddison

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“Toast cannot be explained by any rational means. Toast is me. I am Toast” Margaret Atwood “A loud & persistent rapping at someones back door” Terry Boers Iowa Hawkeye Proud father of an autistic badass

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ClarkAddison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 2d

Don’t fuck with Chicago, tiny tangerine penis.
FOFA, as your boy Hogs Breath so less then eloquently told the generals, to no applause.

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ClarkAddison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 1m

Okay Hawkeyes. You have one job. Don’t make me throw things.

ClarkAddison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 3m

I’m old enough to remember when Michigan State had a football program.

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LyndaGood @lyndagood.bsky.social · 1h

Oh,the irony practically writes itself back then, a balloon had them screaming “national security threat!” and clutching their pearls. Now?Qatar’s building an actual Air Force base on U.S. soil and suddenly its crickets.Turns out outrage is only patriotic when there’s a Democrat in the White House.

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ClarkAddison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 2h

Diane Keaton. Damn.
The Family Stone ALWAYS gets me.

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Maralyn Maralyn @maralynmaralyn.bsky.social · 3h

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Chicago Beats New York City, San Francisco, Charleston, Los Angeles to Earn Reputation as the Best US City, New Update is Here - Travel And Tour World

Chicago has once again proven itself as the best U.S. city in America, surpassing other major cities like New York City, San Francisco, Charleston, Los Angeles, Savannah, Austin, Washington D.C., Hono...

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ClarkAddison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 4h

I shall inform Pat

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Adam Kellogg (he/him) @adambuckled.bsky.social · 6h

April me would have absolutely no idea what the hell was going on with this news.

October me is struggling with it too, but you get what I mean.

Meghan Montemurro @mmontemurro.bsky.social · 6h

Drew Pomeranz will start Game 5 for the Cubs tonight in Milwaukee.

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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 6h

Stay strong, stay beautiful, Chicago. c

Tweet from Fred Wellman: “Weird. I was told it’s a war zone.”
Below is a Time Out Chicago post showing a scenic city skyline at sunset with the text: “Chicago has been voted the Best Big City in the U.S. for the ninth consecutive year.”

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ClarkAddison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 7h

But what color are your trousers?

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ClarkAddison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 7h

How the hell do I get the KPop answer but not Inca/Maya?

Tightrope, a daily trivia game | Britannica

Oct. 11, 2025

T I G H T R O P E
✅ ✅ 💔 ✅ ✅ ✅ ✅ ✅ ✅ 🎉

My Score: 2100

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Luca Migo ❌👑 @victinibcn.bsky.social · 10h

Unbearably violent images from Downtown Chicago where a classical music concert was played on the Chicago River. This is too elegant and magical to be seen.

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.bsky.social · 10h

Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most.

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 21h

“I’m surprised you don’t know this, since you’re a doctor,” I said, “But NOT letting your monkeys jump on the bed actually has far worse consequences. I saw a twenty-seven-part TikTok about it."

I’m a MAHA Mom, and Here’s Why I Won’t Stop My Monkeys from Jumping on the Bed—No Matter What the Doctor Says

I’m a proud mother of five who is obsessed with keeping her monkeys healthy. Some people think it’s crazy how much time I spend making sure everyth...

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ClarkAddison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 17h

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Have you seen the news? We got ANOTHER cause of autism?! 😭 #autistic #autism #autismawareness

YouTube video by Kaelynn Partlow

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ClarkAddison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 17h

Yacht rock died in the 80s. Rope hats needed to do the same.
FUCKING
STOP

ClarkAddison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 17h

FUCKING STOP WITH THE ROPE HATS
STOP
STOP IT RIGHT NOW

ClarkAddison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 17h

FUCKING STOP WITH THE ROPE HATS
STOP
STOP IT RIGHT NOW

ClarkAddison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 18h

How many Luis Castillos have there been in MLB history? Feels like it’s in the dozens.

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Chris “BOO! 👻 DISASTER! WHAT A SCARY IDEA 🎃!” Dobbertean @bracketdobber.net · 23h

“Nobody knows football like Tom Brady.”

Maybe! But that alone won’t make him a good broadcaster.

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ClarkAddison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 1d

Craig seems like a bar soap guy.

*shiver*

ClarkAddison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 1d

Mountain Dew Baja Blast Açaía Pumpkin Spice exfoliating nut rub? I’m just guessing but it seems on brand.

Sandra Marchetti @sandrapoetry.bsky.social · 1d

PCA looks dewy tonight. Drop the skincare routine?

ClarkAddison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 1d

Mountain Dew Baja Blast Açaía Pumpkin Spice exfoliating nut rub? I’m just guessing but it seems on brand.

Sandra Marchetti @sandrapoetry.bsky.social · 1d

PCA looks dewy tonight. Drop the skincare routine?

ClarkAddison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 1d

Very few have ever told me I’m intelligent. Loyal, yes, but not intelligent.

ClarkAddison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 1d

Cav if they had it in front of their face and thighs on their ears I’m not confident that they’d know where to put their mouths.
Especially Matt Shaw.

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ClarkAddison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 1d

“Force game five.”
Anyone thought this is where we would be before the ASB?
Don’t lie.

a woman in a red shirt is holding a microphone and saying you get a cube

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ClarkAddison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 1d

“And the Chicago cubs have won the….wait…”
Oh.
Okay.

a flag with the letter w on it

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ClarkAddison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 1d

Dude was slower than a broken down dump truck with three flat tires.