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“Toast cannot be explained by any rational means. Toast is me. I am Toast” Margaret Atwood
“A loud & persistent rapping at someones back door” Terry Boers
Iowa Hawkeye
Proud father of an autistic badass
Pinned
A litany of lies, bullshit, misdirection, hypocrisy, projection, treason, I could go on, but he can’t even post on social media with proper capitalization.
THAT, is the marker of a fucking loser.
The ball busting level of Olympic promos that will air during the Superb Owl is going to be….well, get your Tylenol ready.
February 5, 2026 at 5:53 AM
Marion Coteswoeth-Haye of Marblehead

youtu.be/80mHu_nRLms?...
February 5, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Kim Reynolds has absolutely devastated the public education system (along with our waterways, etc). Doesn’t value Iowa’s teachers, doesn’t value retaining Iowa educated kids, doesn’t value the KIDS themselves. Her agenda is what matters to her. Nothing else.
Iowa’s worst governor in half a decade.
47 year old born and raised Iowan. A son who is about to graduate from an Iowa public school system. I grew up with a pride knowing no matter what party the governor was they always put public education number one. Stats reflected that.
Then came this ignorant fucking bitch. She. Doesn’t. Care.
February 5, 2026 at 3:37 AM
47 year old born and raised Iowan. A son who is about to graduate from an Iowa public school system. I grew up with a pride knowing no matter what party the governor was they always put public education number one. Stats reflected that.
Then came this ignorant fucking bitch. She. Doesn’t. Care.
February 5, 2026 at 3:34 AM
This is so fucking gross. Kim Reynolds’ Iowa GOP is actively fighting against children knowing their libraries, reading, public programs.

Oh yeah, healthy schools too. That whole thing. 🤬

GOP bills could limit school library partnerships, end K-12 vaccine mandates cbs2iowa.com/news/local/g...
GOP bills could limit school library partnerships, end K-12 vaccine mandates
House Republicans advanced multiple controversial bills impacting education in Iowa. Three of the proposals passed through subcommittee and committee Wednesday.
cbs2iowa.com
February 5, 2026 at 2:55 AM
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The headline should be, "DHS to keep 2,000 immigration officers in Minnesota."

Instead, it seems the entirety of the traditional media went with, "DHS to withdraw 700 immigration officers from Minnesota."

This presser worked like a charm.
Homan in Minneapolis: "Effective immediately, we will draw down 700 people effective today."
February 4, 2026 at 3:43 PM
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A brief, recent history of the Washington Post:

1- Trump wins in 2024.
2- Bezos and minions make series of Trump-friendly changes to paper.
3-Readership tanks.
4- Bezos and minions fire tons of employees while telling them the audience just doesn't like what they're doing.
Suspect Guilty GIF
Alt: Suspect Guilty GIF w hot dog suit trying to find the guy
media.tenor.com
February 4, 2026 at 2:50 PM
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I woke up to a notification that simply said "It happened!" don't fake me out like that
February 4, 2026 at 3:59 PM
“Standing Outside A Broken Phone Booth With Money In My Hand” -Primitive Radio Gods
Deleted a post about “what’s your least favorite song” because the vibes are bad enough already.

Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?

Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
February 4, 2026 at 4:02 PM
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always bears repeating that this is NOT a financial decision. jeff bezos is worth over 250 billion dollars. he can afford to lose many millions and never even notice it. this is, at its core, a political and personal decision by bezos to destroy the post
WASHINGTON (AP) — Washington Post says one-third of its staff across all departments, not just the newsroom, is being laid off.
February 4, 2026 at 3:04 PM
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Breaking news: The Washington Post had a sports section.
February 4, 2026 at 3:19 PM
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A federal agency that has constantly lied to us makes a new promise that the news media take at face value.
February 4, 2026 at 3:16 PM
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As sickening as it is to listen to this, notice how the woman TRULY doesn't have the slightest clue what a fucking monster she is. She's utterly oblivious to how horrific everything she's saying is.

There are over 77 million adult U.S. citizens like this.
Kindergarten teacher called a prank ICE hotline thinking it was real. She called to report her 6 year old student to ICE to try to get them and their family deported.

6 years old.

She does not enjoy hearing her own words and actions played back to her.
Kindergarten teacher wants kindergartener deported
YouTube video by Ben Palmer
m.youtube.com
February 4, 2026 at 3:06 PM
You shouldn’t have to.
February 4, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Does anyone still buy physical media for game software?
February 4, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Why is it so hard for LG and Paramount to collaborate on an app that works normally, like on every other fucking television?
February 4, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Replace the Pro Bowl “games” with NFL stars bowling, or playing poker with their own money, or a cooking competition. Darts, golf. One event with different guys every night of the week.
Same reason I don’t want to watch MLB all stars play whiffle ball. Who cares.
NFL, just stop. End the Pro Bowl. I mean it’s already ended, but this flag football shit, nah. Name the players as an honor. That’s it.
February 4, 2026 at 1:27 AM
NFL, just stop. End the Pro Bowl. I mean it’s already ended, but this flag football shit, nah. Name the players as an honor. That’s it.
February 4, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Watching an episode of Wild Card Kitchen and one of the chefs is former Bear Eddie Jackson.
Never realized how much of a blast he is as a personality.
February 4, 2026 at 12:04 AM
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February 3, 2026 at 8:54 PM
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🚨 There are corgis at the Pro Bowl 🚨
February 3, 2026 at 8:53 PM
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I'd really like Iowa state government officials to just do their jobs and quit worrying about crap like this. It isn't helping anyone and just diverts time and resources in the state to things that don't matter.

www.desmoinesregister.com/story/news/p...
In wake of Charlie Kirk's death, Iowa bill says flags must be lowered
An Iowa governor's bill would require flags to be flown at half-staff on her order after an Iowa county declined in the wake of Charlie Kirk's death.
www.desmoinesregister.com
February 3, 2026 at 9:30 PM
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My district's representative* MAGAshley Hinson.

* yuck
February 3, 2026 at 5:51 PM
The ones that worry me aren’t the ones like my dementia riddled grandparents, last weekend I was at their place fixing their computer and noticed the Trump pics gone from my grandpas office.
That says a ton.
These assholes that refuse to admit they fucked up, those are the problem.
February 3, 2026 at 6:58 AM
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Just. Fucking. Insane.

When his disaster comes - because crazy people like Trump cause disasters - the current GOP and every Trump supporter will own it, and will have to atone, forever
February 3, 2026 at 5:27 AM