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ClarkAddison

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“Toast cannot be explained by any rational means. Toast is me. I am Toast” Margaret Atwood “A loud & persistent rapping at someones back door” Terry Boers Iowa Hawkeye Proud father of an autistic badass

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ClarkAddison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 1d

Don’t fuck with Chicago, tiny tangerine penis.
FOFA, as your boy Hogs Breath so less then eloquently told the generals, to no applause.

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Chris “BOO! 👻 DISASTER! WHAT A SCARY IDEA 🎃!” Dobbertean @bracketdobber.net · 45m

“Nobody knows football like Tom Brady.”

Maybe! But that alone won’t make him a good broadcaster.

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ClarkAddison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 19h

Craig seems like a bar soap guy.

*shiver*

ClarkAddison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 19h

Mountain Dew Baja Blast Açaía Pumpkin Spice exfoliating nut rub? I’m just guessing but it seems on brand.

Sandra Marchetti @sandrapoetry.bsky.social · 20h

PCA looks dewy tonight. Drop the skincare routine?

ClarkAddison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 19h

Mountain Dew Baja Blast Açaía Pumpkin Spice exfoliating nut rub? I’m just guessing but it seems on brand.

Sandra Marchetti @sandrapoetry.bsky.social · 20h

PCA looks dewy tonight. Drop the skincare routine?

ClarkAddison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 19h

Very few have ever told me I’m intelligent. Loyal, yes, but not intelligent.

ClarkAddison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 20h

Cav if they had it in front of their face and thighs on their ears I’m not confident that they’d know where to put their mouths.
Especially Matt Shaw.

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ClarkAddison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 20h

“Force game five.”
Anyone thought this is where we would be before the ASB?
Don’t lie.

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ClarkAddison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 20h

“And the Chicago cubs have won the….wait…”
Oh.
Okay.

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ClarkAddison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 20h

Dude was slower than a broken down dump truck with three flat tires.

ClarkAddison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 20h

He should have choked on a toothpick.

ClarkAddison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 20h

Speaking of, let’s remind ourselves how many ex White Sox we had on the roster to start the year. One of them at third base!

ClarkAddison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 20h

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ClarkAddison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 20h

“Dude, Berti was doing a job!”

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ClarkAddison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 20h

Miguel Montero comes to mind if we were in the bottom half of an inning, since you mentioned slow footed runners.

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Pointless Exercise @pointlessexercise.com · 20h

A five run lead was boring. Bad Brad had to make it a little spicy.

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ClarkAddison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 20h

Carson Kelly has been more consistent and valuable than Tucker this season.
Before you send me WAR stats go to bed.

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ClarkAddison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 20h

Still not worth 500, check that, 400, and now I’m being told high 200s in FA.
Well, no worries, Cubs fans. I have some breaking news. Your ownership won’t spend that money.
(And honestly it’s not worth it for next year, no matter what he does - he’s not going to win the whole thing on his own)

Pointless Exercise @pointlessexercise.com · 21h

I didn’t think he had it in him.

ClarkAddison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 20h

Preferable to Cubes.

ClarkAddison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 21h

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ClarkAddison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 21h

😂😂😂

Skooter @usorthem3.bsky.social · 1d

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Jesse Watters of Fox News interview a man with blue eyes in a red wig.

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The Dread Pirate Lola @loladread.bsky.social · 21h

My kid, who is at college in Portland, and I were talking about this thread just now.

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Cavalcade Of Asshats To The Rescue @mers0274.bsky.social · 21h

Maybe she'll need a roommate to pay for that apartment next to Shaw's.

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ClarkAddison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 21h

The cheezit is worth it. We’ll see how this particular bad choice works out.

ClarkAddison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 21h

Maybe they can book the Allstate Arena for a circle jerk OH IM SORRY “pyrotechnic visitation.”

Cavalcade Of Asshats To The Rescue @mers0274.bsky.social · 21h

Hey, Erika Kirk seems interested.

ClarkAddison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 21h

I will admit to being a frozen pizza connoisseur, it’s cheap to dress them up with other ingredients, the cheez it pizza crust is surprisingly tasty (even though I’m not a cheez it fan), but this is the first tombstone pie I’ve bought in awhile.

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