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“Toast cannot be explained by any rational means. Toast is me. I am Toast” Margaret Atwood
“A loud & persistent rapping at someones back door” Terry Boers
Iowa Hawkeye
Proud father of an autistic badass
“A loud & persistent rapping at someones back door” Terry Boers
Iowa Hawkeye
Proud father of an autistic badass
Pinned
Reporter: The WH says a staffer sent that video. Are you going to fire the staffer?
Trump: No. I looked at it. I didn’t see the whole thing. I gave it to the people, they posted it.
Reporter: Are you going to apologize?
Trump: No, I didn’t make a mistake. It was a take off The Lion King.
Trump: No. I looked at it. I didn’t see the whole thing. I gave it to the people, they posted it.
Reporter: Are you going to apologize?
Trump: No, I didn’t make a mistake. It was a take off The Lion King.
Cheeto has always been Mickey Donvan; Thinks he’s greater than he actually is, never owning up to his mistakes, lack of foresight or any fuck to give for anyone around him. Always being told what to say to cover his ass. Never once in his life doing the right thing.
Fitting that Jon Voight is MAGA.
Fitting that Jon Voight is MAGA.
Anyone watching a three hour broadcast of a tape delayed parade for a corrupt IOC isn’t shocked, they’re just fucking stupid.
Shocked that Cheeto didn’t demand the entire US delegation performed in uniforms that had his last name on the front.
Shocked that Cheeto didn’t demand the entire US delegation performed in uniforms that had his last name on the front.
NBC appears to cut crowd’s booing of JD Vance from Winter Olympics broadcast
JD Vance was greeted by a chorus of boos when he appeared at the opening ceremony of the Winter Olympics in Milan on Friday, although American viewers watching NBC’s coverage would have been unaware of the reception.
JD Vance was greeted by a chorus of boos when he appeared at the opening ceremony of the Winter Olympics in Milan on Friday, although American viewers watching NBC’s coverage would have been unaware of the reception.
NBC appears to cut crowd’s booing of JD Vance from Winter Olympics broadcast
The US vice-president, JD Vance, was greeted by a chorus of boos during when he appeared at the opening ceremony of the Winter Olympics in Milan on Friday
www.theguardian.com
February 7, 2026 at 7:05 AM
Anyone watching a three hour broadcast of a tape delayed parade for a corrupt IOC isn’t shocked, they’re just fucking stupid.
Shocked that Cheeto didn’t demand the entire US delegation performed in uniforms that had his last name on the front.
Shocked that Cheeto didn’t demand the entire US delegation performed in uniforms that had his last name on the front.
Dave Portnoy is a fucking problem, and the low life losers that follow him are a bigger problem.
Barstool sports is a problem. Before tonight I hadn’t had to talk to my senior in high school about it, but that was before I knew they had their fucking tendrils inside of his HS, “influencers” at the parent AND student level. Lo and behold I find out because of a fight after a basketball game.
February 7, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Dave Portnoy is a fucking problem, and the low life losers that follow him are a bigger problem.
Barstool sports is a problem. Before tonight I hadn’t had to talk to my senior in high school about it, but that was before I knew they had their fucking tendrils inside of his HS, “influencers” at the parent AND student level. Lo and behold I find out because of a fight after a basketball game.
February 7, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Barstool sports is a problem. Before tonight I hadn’t had to talk to my senior in high school about it, but that was before I knew they had their fucking tendrils inside of his HS, “influencers” at the parent AND student level. Lo and behold I find out because of a fight after a basketball game.
Cheeto has always been Mickey Donvan; Thinks he’s greater than he actually is, never owning up to his mistakes, lack of foresight or any fuck to give for anyone around him. Always being told what to say to cover his ass. Never once in his life doing the right thing.
Fitting that Jon Voight is MAGA.
Fitting that Jon Voight is MAGA.
Reporter: The WH says a staffer sent that video. Are you going to fire the staffer?
Trump: No. I looked at it. I didn’t see the whole thing. I gave it to the people, they posted it.
Reporter: Are you going to apologize?
Trump: No, I didn’t make a mistake. It was a take off The Lion King.
Trump: No. I looked at it. I didn’t see the whole thing. I gave it to the people, they posted it.
Reporter: Are you going to apologize?
Trump: No, I didn’t make a mistake. It was a take off The Lion King.
February 7, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Cheeto has always been Mickey Donvan; Thinks he’s greater than he actually is, never owning up to his mistakes, lack of foresight or any fuck to give for anyone around him. Always being told what to say to cover his ass. Never once in his life doing the right thing.
Fitting that Jon Voight is MAGA.
Fitting that Jon Voight is MAGA.
Someone ask him who the main characters are in The Lion King.
Oh wait, I forgot, the White House press corps doesn’t ask questions that could cause a problem. The ones that would have been kicked out.
Oh wait, I forgot, the White House press corps doesn’t ask questions that could cause a problem. The ones that would have been kicked out.
Reporter: The WH says a staffer sent that video. Are you going to fire the staffer?
Trump: No. I looked at it. I didn’t see the whole thing. I gave it to the people, they posted it.
Reporter: Are you going to apologize?
Trump: No, I didn’t make a mistake. It was a take off The Lion King.
Trump: No. I looked at it. I didn’t see the whole thing. I gave it to the people, they posted it.
Reporter: Are you going to apologize?
Trump: No, I didn’t make a mistake. It was a take off The Lion King.
February 7, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Someone ask him who the main characters are in The Lion King.
Oh wait, I forgot, the White House press corps doesn’t ask questions that could cause a problem. The ones that would have been kicked out.
Oh wait, I forgot, the White House press corps doesn’t ask questions that could cause a problem. The ones that would have been kicked out.
This is rare good news.
Hopefully Emperor Trump doesn’t make it illegal unless they name it the Trump vax.
He’d never do that. Not because he’s beneath it, but because he wouldn’t like the “association,” with HIV OR vaccines.
Hopefully Emperor Trump doesn’t make it illegal unless they name it the Trump vax.
He’d never do that. Not because he’s beneath it, but because he wouldn’t like the “association,” with HIV OR vaccines.
Just because good news is worth celebrating:
There is now a Prep medication that is an *every six month* injection.
HIV has, effectively, a vaccination.
There is now a Prep medication that is an *every six month* injection.
HIV has, effectively, a vaccination.
February 7, 2026 at 2:52 AM
This is rare good news.
Hopefully Emperor Trump doesn’t make it illegal unless they name it the Trump vax.
He’d never do that. Not because he’s beneath it, but because he wouldn’t like the “association,” with HIV OR vaccines.
Hopefully Emperor Trump doesn’t make it illegal unless they name it the Trump vax.
He’d never do that. Not because he’s beneath it, but because he wouldn’t like the “association,” with HIV OR vaccines.
The next Kalshi ad I see is going to make me throw my couch through the sliding glass door.
Fuck.
Off.
Fuck.
Off.
February 7, 2026 at 2:50 AM
The next Kalshi ad I see is going to make me throw my couch through the sliding glass door.
Fuck.
Off.
Fuck.
Off.
Big fan of both of these guys. Randy Moss torched the Bears so many times but he was a blast to watch (fuck you, overreacting Joe Buck), and Fitz has more class than a 200 year old school building. This is awesome. youtube.com/shorts/hxw2-...
"I'll be in the same building with you for life." ❤️ #profootballhalloffame #larryfitzgerald
YouTube video by NFL on CBS
youtube.com
February 7, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Big fan of both of these guys. Randy Moss torched the Bears so many times but he was a blast to watch (fuck you, overreacting Joe Buck), and Fitz has more class than a 200 year old school building. This is awesome. youtube.com/shorts/hxw2-...
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What makes you think we like you now? Stop electing has-been sports figures to important positions. #Idiocracy
Tuberville warns mayor over anti-ICE activism: 'You won't like me very much'
Senator Tommy Tuberville warns Irondale Mayor James Stewart Jr. he "won't like me very much" after the Alabama Democrat pledged funds to train activists to track ICE agents.
www.foxnews.com
February 6, 2026 at 6:31 AM
What makes you think we like you now? Stop electing has-been sports figures to important positions. #Idiocracy
It’s official.
My guy is 18 years old.
Love you, Brennan.
IMMENSELY fucking proud.
My guy is 18 years old.
Love you, Brennan.
IMMENSELY fucking proud.
February 6, 2026 at 6:01 AM
It’s official.
My guy is 18 years old.
Love you, Brennan.
IMMENSELY fucking proud.
My guy is 18 years old.
Love you, Brennan.
IMMENSELY fucking proud.
He also was never shot in the ear.
February 6, 2026 at 5:52 AM
He also was never shot in the ear.
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I have questions but I also value the commitment. So as a “Hot dog is not a sandwich” lifer I will get in line behind Aaron.
I have spent the last six months meditating on this and I simply cannot accept that anyone cannot understand that "Can you turn the AC down?" means "can you make it colder" and I will not be accepting questions.
February 6, 2026 at 5:51 AM
I have questions but I also value the commitment. So as a “Hot dog is not a sandwich” lifer I will get in line behind Aaron.
Two for Peanut, one for Kreutz, none for Roberto Garza so far?
The fuck?
The fuck?
February 6, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Two for Peanut, one for Kreutz, none for Roberto Garza so far?
The fuck?
The fuck?
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Kruetz!!!!! Plus you may also get #57 crossover kudos for Thayer.
February 6, 2026 at 4:28 AM
Kruetz!!!!! Plus you may also get #57 crossover kudos for Thayer.
Thank fuck the PGA is back, despite Brooks Kopeka being “back” too.
I had tickets to this weekends WM Open, my favorite tournament of the year, until I was told it wasn’t in the books because I have to spend that money going to Texas for a family wedding.
Kick in the balls. Times two.
I had tickets to this weekends WM Open, my favorite tournament of the year, until I was told it wasn’t in the books because I have to spend that money going to Texas for a family wedding.
Kick in the balls. Times two.
If you’re looking forward to “pitchers And catchers report” to distract you from what’s going on in our nation, I’ve got some news about the majority of baseball players.
February 6, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Thank fuck the PGA is back, despite Brooks Kopeka being “back” too.
I had tickets to this weekends WM Open, my favorite tournament of the year, until I was told it wasn’t in the books because I have to spend that money going to Texas for a family wedding.
Kick in the balls. Times two.
I had tickets to this weekends WM Open, my favorite tournament of the year, until I was told it wasn’t in the books because I have to spend that money going to Texas for a family wedding.
Kick in the balls. Times two.
“I have some breaking news” -Pat Hughes
*me giving side eye to Matt Shaw
*me giving side eye to Matt Shaw
If you’re looking forward to “pitchers And catchers report” to distract you from what’s going on in our nation, I’ve got some news about the majority of baseball players.
February 6, 2026 at 4:12 AM
“I have some breaking news” -Pat Hughes
*me giving side eye to Matt Shaw
*me giving side eye to Matt Shaw
Later this month I’m ordering my first stitched and authentic (not the screen printed crap 54 I once had) Bears jersey of my life (only for game days, I’m 47 years old, I get it).
Kreutz
Mannelly
Garza
Tillman (Peanut)
Williams (James Big Cat)
Taking votes for two weeks.
Kreutz
Mannelly
Garza
Tillman (Peanut)
Williams (James Big Cat)
Taking votes for two weeks.
February 6, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Later this month I’m ordering my first stitched and authentic (not the screen printed crap 54 I once had) Bears jersey of my life (only for game days, I’m 47 years old, I get it).
Kreutz
Mannelly
Garza
Tillman (Peanut)
Williams (James Big Cat)
Taking votes for two weeks.
Kreutz
Mannelly
Garza
Tillman (Peanut)
Williams (James Big Cat)
Taking votes for two weeks.
“And members of”
IYKYK
IYKYK
Joe Thuney. (By the way my phone autocorrected that to Journey, so fuck my phone and fuck Journey, but I get the slip).
Well deserved, and holy shit Bears fans AND Bears quarterbacks have deserved (and gone without) a guy like this for a long time.
www.chicagobears.com/news/joe-thu...
Well deserved, and holy shit Bears fans AND Bears quarterbacks have deserved (and gone without) a guy like this for a long time.
www.chicagobears.com/news/joe-thu...
Joe Thuney named 2025 Protector of the Year at NFL Honors
At the annual NFL Honors event, Bears offensive lineman Joe Thuney was awarded the inaugural Protector of the Year Award by a selection committee of NFL Legends, who formulated their evaluation based ...
www.chicagobears.com
February 6, 2026 at 3:46 AM
“And members of”
IYKYK
IYKYK
Joe Thuney. (By the way my phone autocorrected that to Journey, so fuck my phone and fuck Journey, but I get the slip).
Well deserved, and holy shit Bears fans AND Bears quarterbacks have deserved (and gone without) a guy like this for a long time.
www.chicagobears.com/news/joe-thu...
Well deserved, and holy shit Bears fans AND Bears quarterbacks have deserved (and gone without) a guy like this for a long time.
www.chicagobears.com/news/joe-thu...
Joe Thuney named 2025 Protector of the Year at NFL Honors
At the annual NFL Honors event, Bears offensive lineman Joe Thuney was awarded the inaugural Protector of the Year Award by a selection committee of NFL Legends, who formulated their evaluation based ...
www.chicagobears.com
February 6, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Joe Thuney. (By the way my phone autocorrected that to Journey, so fuck my phone and fuck Journey, but I get the slip).
Well deserved, and holy shit Bears fans AND Bears quarterbacks have deserved (and gone without) a guy like this for a long time.
www.chicagobears.com/news/joe-thu...
Well deserved, and holy shit Bears fans AND Bears quarterbacks have deserved (and gone without) a guy like this for a long time.
www.chicagobears.com/news/joe-thu...
This is a story that was totally made for Terry Boers.
From @theathletic.com: Reports have surfaced before the Winter Olympics that allege ski jumpers are injecting their penises with hyaluronic acid to fly farther. The World Anti-Doping Agency has vowed to investigate.
Are ski jumpers enhancing their penises to fly further? WADA is ready to investigate
World sport's anti-doping body has vowed to look into the lurid claims that first surfaced in a German newspaper in January.
nyti.ms
February 5, 2026 at 9:55 PM
This is a story that was totally made for Terry Boers.
The ball busting level of Olympic promos that will air during the Superb Owl is going to be….well, get your Tylenol ready.
February 5, 2026 at 5:53 AM
The ball busting level of Olympic promos that will air during the Superb Owl is going to be….well, get your Tylenol ready.
February 5, 2026 at 4:17 AM