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Still an ancient astronaut theorist.
What can I say, I love my job.
Oh boy did we ever need that win woohoo

Many thanks to the minions of @charloh.online for an entertaining matchup
December 7, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Hey Chicago friends if you were a fan of that place Soupbox, their cookbook (kindle version) is like $2.
December 7, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Ahhhh he’s back thank god Dylan is back
December 7, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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46 years ago today
The Clash released the legendary single “London Calling” from the band’s double album of the same name

The Clash - London Calling Live in Vienna 1981

#punk #punks #punkrock #theclash #londoncalling #history #punkrockhistory #otd
December 7, 2025 at 4:52 AM
JVR

the R is for Renaissance
December 7, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Oh my Cat
December 7, 2025 at 4:27 AM
If we don’t call up Cossa when this trip is over, I don’t even know what, dudes.
December 7, 2025 at 4:19 AM
COPPER WOOOOOOO
December 7, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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Finding out Quentin Tarantino is a zionist and Paul Dano is pro-Palestine makes all this so much simpler.
December 7, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Emmitt Finnie wants to switch his number to honor…Kris Versteeg?
December 7, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Oh thank god that was really bad
December 7, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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Don Henley.
That’s a new dinner party conversation: Who is someone that you hate so much that, if given the time, energy, and crew, you’d produce a 4-part documentary on them?
December 7, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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For comparison, every robotic mission NASA has ever sent in its history, from the dawn of the Space Age 65 years ago to today, from Mercury to Pluto and beyond, has cost less than $40B.

I know which one has done more for humankind and which one should be dismantled.
Mark Zuckerberg’s gamble on the ‘Metaverse’ has cost Meta more than $77B

The company now plans to cut spending on it and shift focus to AI wearables instead

(via WSJ)
December 7, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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December 6, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Lillard rules and wgaf what that perineal wart has to say
Matthew Lillard reacts to Quentin Tarantino's comments about him

"Quentin Tarantino says he doesn't like me as an actor ... it hurts your feelings, it fucking sucks, and he wouldn't say that to Tom Cruise ... or a top-line actor ... It's humbling, and it hurts"
December 7, 2025 at 3:24 AM
The power play is quite sexy lately
December 7, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Let’s go with some New Dad Energy #LGRW
December 7, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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AMADEUS (Forman, 1984)
December 7, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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“Hey kids, gather round…. I want to tell you a story about a REAL Rookie…”
December 6, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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🔥✊🔥
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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OMG it just took out one of the distant cameras!!
December 6, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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Y'all the latest episode of the #Kilauea #eruption just went CRAZY. It looks like pressure built up enough to explode out the ground around the two existing vents (first few seconds), leading to a massive surge in lava fountaining.🌋🤯

USGS Live stream: www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiyt...
December 6, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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A cookie that apologizes in advance to the other cookies in your tin; they’re terrible at sharing the spotlight. These checkerboard cookies are as fuss-free (cold butter, clean counters) and delicious as I could possibly make them.

smittenkitchen.com/2021/12/chec...
December 6, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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FUCKING RIGHT, ELGIN. 🤝 ✊️
Happening right now. Community members in Elgin, IL are in a standoff with Feds who are trying to abduct their neighbor.

ERO guy in picture on left just peppered sprayed person I screencapped.
December 6, 2025 at 10:54 PM
This woman on Classic Concentration said she was in California on her bachelorette trip and she told Alex it was a big problem with her fiance.

She just won a red convertible.

I’d love to know if she ever married him. My money is on no.
December 6, 2025 at 7:45 PM