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@schatzipage.bsky.social
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Still an ancient astronaut theorist. What can I say, I love my job.
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YESSSSSSSS 8th in the East let’s goooooo
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Waiting for tonight…ohhh-ooowww…I’ve dreamt of this love for so long….#DRW #LGRW
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The sweetest fruit, my friend.
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This, this might be the best moment of that run
schatzipage.bsky.social
Oooh copters are two hours later today must have taken extra energy to get them BBQ eatin big boys in the air
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The best place to see the best movie of the year. Gotta fit one more viewing in before 70MM leaves
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Wolt.

I loves ya, ya weirdo.
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josephcox.bsky.social
New: Apple banned an app that simply archived videos of ICE abuses. Rather than other apps that record ICE official's real-time location, Eyes Up is to "preserve evidence until it can be used in court." Videos from TikTok etc. Every submission manually reviewed

www.404media.co/apple-banned...
Apple Banned an App That Simply Archived Videos of ICE Abuses
Eyes Up's purpose is to "preserve evidence until it can be used in court." But it has been swept up in Apple's crackdown on ICE-spotting apps.
www.404media.co
schatzipage.bsky.social
Even if it’s taking walks or going to a park or something, being in nature really helps me.
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sinnamonscouture.bsky.social
50% OF ICE SAMPLES AT MCDONALD'S, BURGER KING AND KFC HAD SIGNIFICANT LEVELS OF POOP BACTERIA

Pooh Shiesty Has Been Released From Federal Prison Early After Serving 5 Year Sentence 🤷🏽‍♀️

Boy George leaps to Emma Watson's defence and calls JK
Rowling a 'wood snake'
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sorenspicknall.bsky.social
NIJC's Nava overview webpage hasn't been updated yet to reflect this news, but the info within is otherwise still accurate.

The court's decision today will lead directly to the release of multiple detained class members, and bolster the effectiveness of documentation work done by rapid responders.
Final Settlement Regarding ICE Warrantless Arrests and Vehicle Stops: Overview of Settlement Requirements and Remedies - National Immigrant Justice Center
2022 Settlement Limiting ICE’S Authority to Make Warrantless Arrests in Place Until May 2025: Class Members in Illinois, Indiana, Wisconsin, Kansas, Kentucky, and Missouri may be eligible for release ...
immigrantjustice.org
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sorenspicknall.bsky.social
For those unaware, the Nava settlement sets requirements for warrantless ICE arrests and traffic stops) nationwide and, crucially, provides a path to immediate release for anyone detained under circumstances that violate the settlement in Illinois, Indiana, Wisconsin, Kansas, Kentucky, and Missouri.
schatzipage.bsky.social
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ it’s not just you, bae. Please make it a non-negotiable to do something that makes you feel joy or peace daily.

They want you to tap out. But we will win.
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leastactionhero.bsky.social
this guy borrowed a monty python dvd from me in college and refused to give it back. so now whenever he’s in the news doing something shady i’m like “yup, seems about right.”
charliesavage.bsky.social
C.I.A. Deputy Director Has Replaced Agency’s Top Legal Official With Himself

It is not clear what is behind the move by Michael Ellis, a Trump loyalist. A legal ethics specialist said it could raise conflict-of-interest issues.

www.nytimes.com/2025/10/06/u...
C.I.A. Deputy Director Has Replaced Agency’s Top Legal Official With Himself
www.nytimes.com
schatzipage.bsky.social
I was pulling for Edvinsson but this is an excellent choice! All hail our Himbo!
Mo SEIDER, your 2025-26 Detroit Red Wings Himbo
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And for the fifth day in a row at 7pm, the copters are flying over Uptown and Lincoln Square
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Oops forgot your keys on my desk brb
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And grief can be so strange, coming out of nowhere. I expect nothing this season.
schatzipage.bsky.social
WHAT EVEN
realqrampage.fightins.online
LMAO LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH
EVERY TIME I DO IT MAKES ME LAUGH
Kash Patel in his own merch looking fucking embarrassing as hell lmao

he’s so fucking ugly