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BLACK COFFEE AND ICE WATER is available for download NOW on Audible! A fresh hour of brand-new comedy. One of the loosest, rawest albums I’ve ever done and I am beyond proud of it!
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A massive shout out to @pattonoswalt.bsky.social, @davekarger.bsky.social, @msemilyedwards.bsky.social,
@aduralde.bsky.social, @imtiffanyyu.bsky.social,
@bjcolangelo.bsky.social, and @jtarnold.bsky.social. You guys don't know how much your support means to me.
@aduralde.bsky.social, @imtiffanyyu.bsky.social,
@bjcolangelo.bsky.social, and @jtarnold.bsky.social. You guys don't know how much your support means to me.
November 24, 2025 at 8:11 PM
A massive shout out to @pattonoswalt.bsky.social, @davekarger.bsky.social, @msemilyedwards.bsky.social,
@aduralde.bsky.social, @imtiffanyyu.bsky.social,
@bjcolangelo.bsky.social, and @jtarnold.bsky.social. You guys don't know how much your support means to me.
@aduralde.bsky.social, @imtiffanyyu.bsky.social,
@bjcolangelo.bsky.social, and @jtarnold.bsky.social. You guys don't know how much your support means to me.
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well i guess i’m gonna have to start smoking now
November 24, 2025 at 7:18 PM
well i guess i’m gonna have to start smoking now
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If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
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BLACK COFFEE AND ICE WATER is available for download NOW on Audible! A fresh hour of brand-new comedy. One of the loosest, rawest albums I’ve ever done and I am beyond proud of it!
November 23, 2025 at 7:24 PM
BLACK COFFEE AND ICE WATER is available for download NOW on Audible! A fresh hour of brand-new comedy. One of the loosest, rawest albums I’ve ever done and I am beyond proud of it!
BLACK COFFEE AND ICE WATER is available for download NOW on Audible! A fresh hour of brand-new comedy. One of the loosest, rawest albums I’ve ever done and I am beyond proud of it!
November 23, 2025 at 7:24 PM
BLACK COFFEE AND ICE WATER is available for download NOW on Audible! A fresh hour of brand-new comedy. One of the loosest, rawest albums I’ve ever done and I am beyond proud of it!
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Anyone posted this one yet?
November 22, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Anyone posted this one yet?
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big bugs bunny getting elmer fudd to marry him vibes in the white house currently i see
November 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
big bugs bunny getting elmer fudd to marry him vibes in the white house currently i see
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Saw this window on a walk in NYC last night and it haunts me. The occupant clearly wants a lot of plants inside for the oxygen and other health benefits and that’s cool but look at the way they press against those windows. They want OUT OUT OUT.
November 21, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Saw this window on a walk in NYC last night and it haunts me. The occupant clearly wants a lot of plants inside for the oxygen and other health benefits and that’s cool but look at the way they press against those windows. They want OUT OUT OUT.
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PATTON OSWALT: These people are scared. They're being targeted. We're watching them be targeted right now. We're watching transgender people be targeted in a very aggressive way, so—
BILL MAHER: We are? Where?
OSWALT: Oh my god.
MAHER: Where are they being targeted?
BILL MAHER: We are? Where?
OSWALT: Oh my god.
MAHER: Where are they being targeted?
November 20, 2025 at 5:30 PM
PATTON OSWALT: These people are scared. They're being targeted. We're watching them be targeted right now. We're watching transgender people be targeted in a very aggressive way, so—
BILL MAHER: We are? Where?
OSWALT: Oh my god.
MAHER: Where are they being targeted?
BILL MAHER: We are? Where?
OSWALT: Oh my god.
MAHER: Where are they being targeted?
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One day left! An extraordinary offering from a truly committed art book publisher BEEHIVE BOOKS! Matchless artists, and top of the line production values! GULLIVER'S TRAVELS with the legendary Lorenzo Mattotti!!! Introduction by @pattonoswalt.bsky.social ! www.kickstarter.com/projects/bee...
The Illuminated GULLIVER'S TRAVELS by Mattotti and Swift
The rollicking adventure and piercing satire reinvented as a vivid art book, with drawings from Mattotti & an intro from Patton Oswalt.
www.kickstarter.com
November 20, 2025 at 5:20 AM
One day left! An extraordinary offering from a truly committed art book publisher BEEHIVE BOOKS! Matchless artists, and top of the line production values! GULLIVER'S TRAVELS with the legendary Lorenzo Mattotti!!! Introduction by @pattonoswalt.bsky.social ! www.kickstarter.com/projects/bee...
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I really hate it when scientists keep saying that “we need to rebuild trust in science,” because it implies that scientists are to blame for the mistrust rather than the millions of dollars of dark money that have funded political attacks on science in order to advance a far right agenda.
November 19, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I really hate it when scientists keep saying that “we need to rebuild trust in science,” because it implies that scientists are to blame for the mistrust rather than the millions of dollars of dark money that have funded political attacks on science in order to advance a far right agenda.
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Minor Threats: The Last Devil Left Alive #2 is AVAILABLE TODAY at your local comic shop! Written by @pattonoswalt.bsky.social & @blumjordan.bsky.social and illustrated by Scott Hepburn! Make sure to grab that @jgonzo.bsky.social variant cover! 💀
November 19, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Minor Threats: The Last Devil Left Alive #2 is AVAILABLE TODAY at your local comic shop! Written by @pattonoswalt.bsky.social & @blumjordan.bsky.social and illustrated by Scott Hepburn! Make sure to grab that @jgonzo.bsky.social variant cover! 💀
The new run of MINOR THREATS goes HARD and crazy. Give it a read! New issue out today!
“Minor Threats: The Last Devil Left Alive #2 flips the script and shows the hero's perspective, revealing that the do-gooders are just as flawed and struggling as the villains”
@blumjordan.bsky.social @pattonoswalt.bsky.social @darkhorse.com #comicsky
Read @cjwritesstuff.bsky.social’s review:
@blumjordan.bsky.social @pattonoswalt.bsky.social @darkhorse.com #comicsky
Read @cjwritesstuff.bsky.social’s review:
‘Minor Threats: The Last Devil Left Alive’ #2 flips the script with excellent results
This willingness to play around with superhero conventions makes this comic stand out.
aiptcomics.com
November 19, 2025 at 3:21 PM
The new run of MINOR THREATS goes HARD and crazy. Give it a read! New issue out today!
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Third appearance from @pattonoswalt.bsky.social just might be the best yet!
open.spotify.com/episode/7qlf...
open.spotify.com/episode/7qlf...
Patton Oswalt: Trump, Kimmel, and the State of Stand-Up Comedy
open.spotify.com
November 19, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Third appearance from @pattonoswalt.bsky.social just might be the best yet!
open.spotify.com/episode/7qlf...
open.spotify.com/episode/7qlf...
THIS SUNDAY!!! 3 comedians make their Largo debut! Plus me me me wrestling with the world! How can you miss this? Grab tickets now!
November 18, 2025 at 2:16 PM
THIS SUNDAY!!! 3 comedians make their Largo debut! Plus me me me wrestling with the world! How can you miss this? Grab tickets now!
First off, my suspension has ended. Got a little harsh with a post a few days ago but I didn’t have my feet on the ground and I’m sorry if I offended anyone. Will try to be more chipper. Knock on wood!
November 17, 2025 at 9:04 PM
First off, my suspension has ended. Got a little harsh with a post a few days ago but I didn’t have my feet on the ground and I’m sorry if I offended anyone. Will try to be more chipper. Knock on wood!
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November 6, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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It's not just that he's a pedophile, he was the least popular pedophile
November 13, 2025 at 3:15 PM
It's not just that he's a pedophile, he was the least popular pedophile
I saw Del Toro’s FRANKENSTEIN late tonight, and I thought it was a pure delight. In the last scene the Creature walked toward the sunrise. Then suddenly, to my surprise…
November 12, 2025 at 6:10 AM
I saw Del Toro’s FRANKENSTEIN late tonight, and I thought it was a pure delight. In the last scene the Creature walked toward the sunrise. Then suddenly, to my surprise…
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Nine days left! Join @pattonoswalt.bsky.social and Lorenzo Mattotti in helping Gulliver get safely ashore. This gorgeous art book edition of Jonathan's Swift's comedic fantasy classic pierces the heart imperial violence and the hypocrisies of modernity. find us at the link below!
November 11, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Nine days left! Join @pattonoswalt.bsky.social and Lorenzo Mattotti in helping Gulliver get safely ashore. This gorgeous art book edition of Jonathan's Swift's comedic fantasy classic pierces the heart imperial violence and the hypocrisies of modernity. find us at the link below!
Wow!!!
The first Minor Threats Library Edition hardcover is coming February 11th 2026 from @darkhorse.com featuring brand new cover art by Minor Threats co-creator Scott Hepburn! Let your comic shop know you want one TODAY!… or else!
November 10, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Wow!!!
Yesterday’s 3rd Annual Creator Con Block Party ended with an invite-only screening of THE RUNNING MAN. Watching a room full of comics, film and TV professionals get absolutely SCORCHED by this genius film is a highlight of this decade. Wow!!! @edgarwright.bsky.social doesn’t MISS.
November 10, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Yesterday’s 3rd Annual Creator Con Block Party ended with an invite-only screening of THE RUNNING MAN. Watching a room full of comics, film and TV professionals get absolutely SCORCHED by this genius film is a highlight of this decade. Wow!!! @edgarwright.bsky.social doesn’t MISS.
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Had an absolute blast today at Revenge Of's Comic Creator Block Party, seeing so many friends and fans. It's become one of my favorite annual traditions. So many thanks to @blumjordan.bsky.social and @pattonoswalt.bsky.social for actually getting L.A. comics folks to meet up in L.A. 😂
November 9, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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