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Philly sports and politics. War is bad, actually
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This is the aftermath of an ICE kidnapping a few blocks from my home in St. Paul—an hour ago. A quiet street full of broken glass and at least three wrecked cars. The target of the kidnapping was taken away by ambulance. He was on a stretcher and covered by a sheet, though a cop said he was alive.
February 11, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Imagine just boomeranging that an intruder
Zack Wheeler kept the rib that was removed to correct his thoracic outlet syndrome. It’s in his closet. He is happy with his progress. Orion Kerkering has a Grade 1 hamstring strain. He’ll be a little behind. So will Michael Mercado (shoulder) and Dan Robert (cardiovascular).
February 11, 2026 at 5:22 PM
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breaking: poor people spend money on food
February 11, 2026 at 2:44 AM
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The only reason you go to the mattresses to keep the masks on is because you know people are gonna find pardoned J6ers and guys on those sex offender lists who couldn't get jobs elsewhere amongst the ranks
Rep. Kennedy: Will you commit to immediately unmasking every ICE agent and requiring them to wear standard uniforms with identifiable badges?

ICE Chief Lyons: No.

Rep. Kennedy: Your answer is completely unacceptable.
February 10, 2026 at 8:44 PM
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they pissed off the WeRateDogs guy enough from him to break character to directly tell them off, that's genuinely impressive levels of being an asshole
we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad
February 10, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Girl, run
new most bizarre moment of the Olympics just dropped

Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back

www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
February 10, 2026 at 5:37 PM
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Don't just read Rupar's quote in the post. Listed to her. bsky.app/profile/atru...
Rep. Delia Ramirez to DHS officials: "I have as much respect for you as I do for the last white men who put on masks to terrorize communities of color. I have no respect for the inheritors of the Klanhood and the slave patrol. Those activities were criminal and so are yours."
February 10, 2026 at 5:22 PM
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Kind of wild that Americans voted to protect democracy in 2020 and even though We The People put a Dem Trifecta in power, we ended up in an even worse position in 2024 because our elected officials didn't so shit for 4 years and hoped we would save them again from their inability to lead.
The best insurance against dirty tricks is landslide margins of victory.
February 10, 2026 at 3:37 PM
My son got his license and drove himself to school this morning. It’s terrifying knowing he’s on the road with the same people I scream profanities at on the daily
February 10, 2026 at 12:25 PM
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They're building concentration camps and terrorizing people and killing people with our tax money @schumer.senate.gov. They're ignoring the Constitution. There is no reform. Abolish ICE.
Our DHS reform demands are exceedingly reasonable.

We're asking ICE to do nothing more than follow the standards that the vast majority of law enforcement agencies already follow.

Republicans, the ball is in your court. The clock is ticking.
February 10, 2026 at 12:07 PM
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That’s what’s up.
February 10, 2026 at 5:11 AM
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Abolish the agency that plans to store our fellow humans in warehouses like they are inventory.
In the last month ICE has bought warehouses in:

- Hagerstown, MD: $102 million
- Surprise, AZ: $70 million
- Hamburg, PA: $87 million
- Tremont, PA: $120 million
- San Antonio, TX: $82 million
- El Paso, TX: $123 million
- Social Circle, GA: price unknown

This is unprecedented.
February 9, 2026 at 8:18 PM
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When you get visited by three Puerto Rican ghosts
An incredible turn of events here. 10/10, no notes. 😂
February 9, 2026 at 11:05 PM
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i talk to my partner who i live with every morning by saying words
February 9, 2026 at 7:24 PM
If, like me, you utilize cameras and need to keep your Ring cameras until new ones come in, you can disable the search party feature in menu > control center > search party and disable it
I'm uninstalling my RING today.

Dystopia notwithstanding, the Ring commercial about their surveillance finding lost pets makes no sense.

Of the ~10M pets lost annually, their service finds ~500. They want Americans to commit privacy suicide for a .005% success rate???

Yeah, no thanks. Cancelling.
February 9, 2026 at 5:51 PM
May I suggest the Geo Storm?
Yes, that’s me in the most 90’s photo ever
February 9, 2026 at 4:54 PM
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“kid rock? isn’t that what they called epstein island?”
February 9, 2026 at 3:12 PM
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THE HATERS SAID THE PATRIOTS COULDN'T DO IT. AND THEY WERE
CORRECT. HONESTLY GREAT CALL FROM THE HATERS
February 9, 2026 at 3:25 AM
@andrewathias.bsky.social new branding, the sugar cane guy???
February 9, 2026 at 2:49 PM
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"hey guys thanks for inviting me, the biggest artist on the planet, to your wedding but i have an idea: would you instead like to get married during my super bowl halftime show set" really is one of the coolest things to ever happen
February 9, 2026 at 1:50 PM
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i just saw someone say "Kid Rock makes music for the people who have tattoos of their kids but not custody" and hol up i need a minute
February 9, 2026 at 4:22 AM
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⚾️⚾️🍑🍑
February 9, 2026 at 3:29 AM
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Love and culture and Latinos and baddies won tonight, and bigotry and white nationalism and Kid Rock and a team called “the Patriots” lost.

Phenomenal night
February 9, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Any day the Pats lose is a good day
February 9, 2026 at 3:25 AM