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Philly sports and politics. War is bad, actually
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I put out my Christmas lights yesterday and a bunny already chomped through the wires today.

Gonna be a long December
December 3, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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Hey, it's Giving Tuesday, so I'm once again asking that if you follow me on here, you give a couple bucks to @ppponline.org if you can. They really do some of the most important work imaginable, and especially as we settle into winter they need our support.
Donate to Prevention Point Philadelphia Today! | Prevention Point
ppponline.org
December 2, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I don’t remember this ornament
December 2, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Nice job, Teamsters
December 2, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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we have to win the Cup for Flyers Bra Lady.
December 1, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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gimme yule
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
November 16, 2023 at 12:56 AM
Looking at the gaps in the Christmas tree branches has my OCD like
a cartoon character is wearing a pink hat and making a funny face
Alt: a cartoon character is wearing a pink hat and her eye is twitching
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Me, the day after an Eagles game
November 29, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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I don’t look very happy in this image.
November 29, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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"whats the wifi password"
"spaff on me minge"
November 29, 2025 at 4:02 AM
It’s not like there’s a big dog bed RIGHT THERE or anything
November 29, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Siri, why do the Eagles suck again
November 28, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Neighbor: what are you making today?

Me: carbs
November 27, 2025 at 5:10 PM
If anyone else needs it, I’ll be lighting up a joint out back in 5
November 27, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Yo the balloon art for this presentation is fucking awesome, look at the Turkey
November 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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good to know!
November 22, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Hope everyone is having as great of a night as Shelby is
November 27, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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lol sign worked
November 25, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Of course he did, they’re white
November 26, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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Anyway, if you're in Philly, off tomorrow, and interested in answering trivia questions slurred and/or yelled into a microphone by someone who's salty af because of recent occurrences in The Sports, Quizzo starts at 8:30.
November 25, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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Newborns cannot get vaccinated for whooping cough until they are two months old.

So it is up to adults who plan to be around newborns to get those Tdap shots—and new parents need to encourage family members who plan to be around a newborn to get Tdap shots, too.
November 25, 2025 at 7:55 PM
*Beastie Boys riff*

No COOKING ‘til
dun-nuh duh-duh duh duh duh duh duh-nuh
THANKSGIVING!!!
November 25, 2025 at 8:41 PM