Brian
@brian215.bsky.social
You’re more important than the silly machinery and you know it.
Pinned
This is my happy place and I’m about to pin it to the top of my feed. Please don’t take that as me devaluing the importance of Jalen Carter saying sup to Jalen Hurts before he went out and conquered Earth. God bless.
Might’ve shifted the FotY and HotY odds tonight (uncomplimertary to me). But I’ll never apologize for blasting A Milli aloud outside regardless of the hour. Never ever ever.
November 26, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Might’ve shifted the FotY and HotY odds tonight (uncomplimertary to me). But I’ll never apologize for blasting A Milli aloud outside regardless of the hour. Never ever ever.
Jupiter is bright af to the ese
November 26, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Jupiter is bright af to the ese
This is my happy place and I’m about to pin it to the top of my feed. Please don’t take that as me devaluing the importance of Jalen Carter saying sup to Jalen Hurts before he went out and conquered Earth. God bless.
November 26, 2025 at 5:15 AM
This is my happy place and I’m about to pin it to the top of my feed. Please don’t take that as me devaluing the importance of Jalen Carter saying sup to Jalen Hurts before he went out and conquered Earth. God bless.
What I’m most thankful for, beyond the wonderful conversation I just had with Uber driver Javier who told me what west of the Miss. looks like from the seat of a longrange trucker, is the Irish who weathered the Atlantic Ocean and xenophobia so I could bring 3 orders of cheesecurds home from Quizzo.
November 26, 2025 at 4:42 AM
What I’m most thankful for, beyond the wonderful conversation I just had with Uber driver Javier who told me what west of the Miss. looks like from the seat of a longrange trucker, is the Irish who weathered the Atlantic Ocean and xenophobia so I could bring 3 orders of cheesecurds home from Quizzo.
Quizzo speed round, Thanksgiving Eve Eve
November 26, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Quizzo speed round, Thanksgiving Eve Eve
I am in an Uber and when the Uber gets me to my destination (12 long minutes), I am ordering a Philadelphia Cheese Steak. Thank you. God bless.
November 25, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I am in an Uber and when the Uber gets me to my destination (12 long minutes), I am ordering a Philadelphia Cheese Steak. Thank you. God bless.
The marijuana IS the help.
More people are getting addicted to marijuana, but fewer are seeking treatment.
More people are addicted to marijuana, but fewer of them are seeking help, experts say
Cannabis use among young adults has reached historic levels, with nearly 18 million Americans using marijuana daily in 2022.
bit.ly
November 25, 2025 at 11:11 PM
The marijuana IS the help.
The one thing I didn’t need to see this week is video of a hit-and-run, but here we are watching on the evening news. Fuck.
November 25, 2025 at 11:04 PM
The one thing I didn’t need to see this week is video of a hit-and-run, but here we are watching on the evening news. Fuck.
Anyway, if you're in Philly, off tomorrow, and interested in answering trivia questions slurred and/or yelled into a microphone by someone who's salty af because of recent occurrences in The Sports, Quizzo starts at 8:30.
November 25, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Anyway, if you're in Philly, off tomorrow, and interested in answering trivia questions slurred and/or yelled into a microphone by someone who's salty af because of recent occurrences in The Sports, Quizzo starts at 8:30.
Post a famous bathroom scene
November 25, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Post a famous bathroom scene
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📌Pete Hegseth arriving at the Pentagon this morning to do battle with Mark Kelly ...
a man in a blue shirt and white shorts is walking down a street .
ALT: a man in a blue shirt and white shorts is walking down a street .
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:57 PM
📌Pete Hegseth arriving at the Pentagon this morning to do battle with Mark Kelly ...
I'm sure they love this over on the other site. www.inquirer.com/politics/pen...
Josh Shapiro signs CROWN Act into law, prohibiting discrimination based on hair type, texture, or style
The CROWN Act is most impactful to Black men and, particularly, Black women who have been discouraged from or marginalized by wearing natural or protective styles at school or work.
www.inquirer.com
November 25, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I'm sure they love this over on the other site. www.inquirer.com/politics/pen...
Remember the Yang Gang?
November 25, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Remember the Yang Gang?
They should chop Cucarella's hair off in addition to that card.
November 25, 2025 at 9:11 PM
They should chop Cucarella's hair off in addition to that card.
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Me whenever someone insults key lime pie.
November 25, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Me whenever someone insults key lime pie.
The only sportswriter food takes with any level of validity are @jimmykempski.bsky.social's press-box dining reviews.
November 25, 2025 at 8:34 PM
The only sportswriter food takes with any level of validity are @jimmykempski.bsky.social's press-box dining reviews.
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Thanksgiving week is Burning Man for people with bad food opinions
November 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Thanksgiving week is Burning Man for people with bad food opinions
Food takes from those who think pickles are edible are dismissed with prejudice.
November 25, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Food takes from those who think pickles are edible are dismissed with prejudice.
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The moo deng fandom is dying. Reskeet if youre a *real* dengist
November 25, 2025 at 5:22 PM
The moo deng fandom is dying. Reskeet if youre a *real* dengist
Ferran Torres wants me to disavow sports for life.
November 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Ferran Torres wants me to disavow sports for life.
Surely, Barcelona can't let me down as I teeter on the edge of renouncing sports in their entirety.
November 25, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Surely, Barcelona can't let me down as I teeter on the edge of renouncing sports in their entirety.
The First Amendment was a mistake.
In the manner of a what now?
the food equivalent of the infamous sixth borough story. NYT has to stop writing about Philly
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/24/d...
the food equivalent of the infamous sixth borough story. NYT has to stop writing about Philly
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/24/d...
November 25, 2025 at 6:45 PM
The First Amendment was a mistake.
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A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"