Brian
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You’re more important than the silly machinery and you know it.
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Reminder: This is tonight, and I will call people names if they deserve it. Also, might have a Philadelphia Cheese Steak. Watch this space for any updates.
November 25, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Reminder: This is tonight, and I will call people names if they deserve it. Also, might have a Philadelphia Cheese Steak. Watch this space for any updates.
stfu, dork share.inquirer.com/MSCG0J
To defeat Trump, stop calling him names
Calling the president a fascist does nothing to advance the Democrats’ cause — and more of the party's leaders would do well to realize that, Jonathan Zimmerman writes.
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November 25, 2025 at 3:05 PM
stfu, dork share.inquirer.com/MSCG0J
Sweet potato pie is 🗑️. Don’t @ me.
They're both round, orange and probably bad for your health, but which is the better Thanksgiving dessert: pumpkin or sweet potato pie?
Sweet potato or pumpkin? The Thanksgiving pie debate
They’re both round, orange and probably bad for your health, but which is the better Thanksgiving dessert: pumpkin or sweet potato pie?
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November 25, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Sweet potato pie is 🗑️. Don’t @ me.
The Internet was better when it solely served as a repository for photos of men who look like Kenny Rogers.
November 25, 2025 at 1:06 PM
The Internet was better when it solely served as a repository for photos of men who look like Kenny Rogers.
Swiss Cheese Pervert
I figure Ken Burns has one, maybe two big documentary series in him before he fully retires. What do you think they should be? My votes include Football, Hip-Hop, World War 1, Reconstruction (though Skip Gates did this one well), Iraq/Afghanistan, 19th Century Expansionism.
November 25, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Swiss Cheese Pervert
Quizzo. Tomorrow night. Murphy’s in East Falls (Philly).
Good times will be had by all!
Maybe I’ll be less salty about the Eagles and Union by then!
Good times will be had by all!
Maybe I’ll be less salty about the Eagles and Union by then!
November 24, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Quizzo. Tomorrow night. Murphy’s in East Falls (Philly).
Good times will be had by all!
Maybe I’ll be less salty about the Eagles and Union by then!
Good times will be had by all!
Maybe I’ll be less salty about the Eagles and Union by then!
Fun fact: anybody born after January 1996 has never seen the Dallas Cowboys win a Super Bowl.
November 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Fun fact: anybody born after January 1996 has never seen the Dallas Cowboys win a Super Bowl.
Total bop.
There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.
November 23, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Total bop.
Babe wake up: new Auto Parts Store Tina video dropped overnight.
November 23, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Babe wake up: new Auto Parts Store Tina video dropped overnight.
Happy Go Birds Dickhead Day to all who do or do not celebrate.
November 23, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Happy Go Birds Dickhead Day to all who do or do not celebrate.
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take jfk off the half dollar coin and put this freak on there. this is the kennedy family legacy now- stupid murderous junkie that talks like a speak and spell that fell in the tub
Every single time I read something like this, which is getting to be twice a week minimum, I think of Bill Cassidy changing his vote to “yes” because RFK jr told Cassidy they would have special biweekly phone calls.
RFK Jr. says he personally directed CDC’s new guidance on vaccines and autism | CNN
Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. personally directed the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention to update its website to contradict its longtime guidance that vaccines don’t cause autis...
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November 23, 2025 at 3:34 AM
take jfk off the half dollar coin and put this freak on there. this is the kennedy family legacy now- stupid murderous junkie that talks like a speak and spell that fell in the tub
I need someone to knock Vancouver out before the MLS Cup.
November 23, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I need someone to knock Vancouver out before the MLS Cup.
What y'all thought y'all wasn't gon' see me? I'm the Osiris of this shit.
Wu-Tang is here forever, motherfuckers.
Wu-Tang is here forever, motherfuckers.
My love for you is like a truck
Berzerker!!
Would you like some making Fuck
Berzerker!!!
Berzerker!!
Would you like some making Fuck
Berzerker!!!
November 23, 2025 at 2:17 AM
What y'all thought y'all wasn't gon' see me? I'm the Osiris of this shit.
Wu-Tang is here forever, motherfuckers.
Wu-Tang is here forever, motherfuckers.
Turns out I have to chaperone four teenagers at Top Golf tonight.
November 23, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Turns out I have to chaperone four teenagers at Top Golf tonight.
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The lad just drilled a 40-yard goal and I am the total failure of a father who wasn’t recording it.
November 22, 2025 at 4:50 PM
The lad just drilled a 40-yard goal and I am the total failure of a father who wasn’t recording it.
Just said 6-7 to a bunch of youths at the Wawa.
November 22, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Just said 6-7 to a bunch of youths at the Wawa.
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Are there any metal workers in the Philadelphia area that can help me fix a mobility aid?
November 21, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Are there any metal workers in the Philadelphia area that can help me fix a mobility aid?
Crunched every available number and prayed on it: I just don't see how the Eagles will give up more than 20 points between now and the end of SB LX.
November 21, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Crunched every available number and prayed on it: I just don't see how the Eagles will give up more than 20 points between now and the end of SB LX.
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It looks like Mamdani got Trump moist and/or damp today. (Happy Friday and start of Thanksgiving szn, folks. Yuck, right?)
November 21, 2025 at 10:04 PM
It looks like Mamdani got Trump moist and/or damp today. (Happy Friday and start of Thanksgiving szn, folks. Yuck, right?)
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when grammy makes you stand there while she tells her friends about your wonderful report card
November 21, 2025 at 9:46 PM
when grammy makes you stand there while she tells her friends about your wonderful report card