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panasonicdx4500.bsky.social
remember the true reason for the season this Columbus Day weekend; steal from a Walmart.
panasonicdx4500.bsky.social
no ghost runner but starting in the sixteenth inning you have to run the bases clockwise to see who’s just relying on muscle memory out there
panasonicdx4500.bsky.social
Werewolves of London: perfect song. Knows exactly what it wants to be and nails it for three and a half minutes.
panasonicdx4500.bsky.social
the thing about MTG’s whole arc is that she’s just what would happen if you took any one of the millions of insane people on facebook and put them in congress. she’s not any less insane, but she can see the GOP doesn’t actually care about any of the insane stuff, they just want to pass tax cuts.
bluegeorgia.bsky.social
Marjorie Taylor Greene: This should not be happening, the shutdown is just going to drive everybody's approval rating that much lower.

Pamela Brown: You're putting the blame on the leadership of your party?

Greene: Absolutely. We control the House. We control the Senate. We have the White House.
panasonicdx4500.bsky.social
I kinda appreciate that it was at least funny.
panasonicdx4500.bsky.social
[JIMMY STEWART IT’S A WONDERFUL LIFE VOICE] “But Tom, your money’s not here in a vault. It’s in a data center off the coast of Lake Superior, like Clara and Joe and everyone else’s money at the bank.”
panasonicdx4500.bsky.social
garrett stubbs waking up in a cold sweat realizing that he never introduced the clubhouse to huntr/x
panasonicdx4500.bsky.social
And lucky for the Dodgers the rest of the lineup stepped up. It's great when that happens but it doesn't change the fact that the top of the order did not meet the moment.
panasonicdx4500.bsky.social
Two things are true:
1) This series was lost because your stars didn't show up. Trea, Kyle, and Bryce get paid $700+M to deliver in these moments and they failed.
2) Kerkering can never pitch in Philly again. For his own sake you just gotta deal him the second the window opens.
panasonicdx4500.bsky.social
It was bad but I don't think that Kerkering fuck up even cracks like the top 30 "Philly Sports Agony" moments if I'm being honest. The game and the series already felt over for like a dozen other reasons besides that, it doesn't have the heft of the quadruple bounce or anything.
panasonicdx4500.bsky.social
I can’t even be mad, that’s the most fitting end to this team imaginable.
panasonicdx4500.bsky.social
I mean this is insane but also Saturday doesn't exist unless it's forced into existence so it's probably the right move.
mattgelb.bsky.social
Jesús Luzardo is warming up. He's probably pitching the 10th.
panasonicdx4500.bsky.social
what do you mean it worked?
panasonicdx4500.bsky.social
Matt Strahm is about to pitch the bottom of the 9th with the Phillies season on the line so if any of you ever wanted to kill me with a brick, now's the time.
panasonicdx4500.bsky.social
Matt Strahm is about to pitch the bottom of the 9th with the Phillies season on the line so if any of you ever wanted to kill me with a brick, now's the time.
panasonicdx4500.bsky.social
tonight might be an all time philly sports crashout, so that’s kind of fun
panasonicdx4500.bsky.social
starting to think “score one run, shut out the Dodgers” might not be a viable plan.
panasonicdx4500.bsky.social
Chris Sanchez is a dog and if the Phillies don't give him some runs in this inning they should catch a flight directly into jail.
panasonicdx4500.bsky.social
They're playing like they avoided getting swept and thought "mission accomplished".
panasonicdx4500.bsky.social
They did a good job of working the count and forcing Glasnow to throw pitches for exactly one inning and then said “enough of that”
panasonicdx4500.bsky.social
You are complaining about the announcers being biased towards the Dodgers. I am watching the game on mute with my Halloween playlist playing. We are not the same.
panasonicdx4500.bsky.social
there can’t be this many opportunities to crush my spirit in one night. they’ve gotta be more spaced out than this.
panasonicdx4500.bsky.social
ROB THOMSON: “Taijuan’s struggling a bit out there, let’s get someone in for the last out of this 8-2 game.”

DAVE ROBERTS TO FRANCHISE LEGEND AND FUTURE HALL OF FAMER CLAYTON KERSHAW FOR SOME REASON: