one dozen rats in a pear tree
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This is the first holiday I’ve been back home since my sister overdosed, and it’s weird. It’s not bad. It’s not even painful in a way that’s outside the ordinary. It’s just weird. Like living in a memory that you know isn’t right, but you can’t remember how it’s supposed to be.
November 27, 2025 at 1:28 AM
This is the first holiday I’ve been back home since my sister overdosed, and it’s weird. It’s not bad. It’s not even painful in a way that’s outside the ordinary. It’s just weird. Like living in a memory that you know isn’t right, but you can’t remember how it’s supposed to be.
[TALKING TO SOMEONE I HAVEN’T SPOKEN TO SINCE HIGH SCHOOL IN A BAR AS ‘DRIFT AWAY’ PLAYS] “No, *I* know it’s not ‘Give me the Beach Boys’, I’m just referencing how Meghan McCain tweete-Meghan McCain? John McCain’s daughter? No, we didn’t go to school with her, she’s on The View.”
November 26, 2025 at 11:00 PM
[TALKING TO SOMEONE I HAVEN’T SPOKEN TO SINCE HIGH SCHOOL IN A BAR AS ‘DRIFT AWAY’ PLAYS] “No, *I* know it’s not ‘Give me the Beach Boys’, I’m just referencing how Meghan McCain tweete-Meghan McCain? John McCain’s daughter? No, we didn’t go to school with her, she’s on The View.”
another year as a male instacart shopper on the day before thanksgiving. I’m substituting celery for leeks on your order. I’m telling you they’re out of canned cranberry sauce. I have never heard of lettuce.
November 26, 2025 at 5:36 PM
another year as a male instacart shopper on the day before thanksgiving. I’m substituting celery for leeks on your order. I’m telling you they’re out of canned cranberry sauce. I have never heard of lettuce.
[EMAIL FROM AN APP YOU SIGNED UP FOR A FREE TRIAL WITH TO SEND A PDF IN 2018] “Happy Thanksgiving from your friends at OneTrust™ 🧡 Your account is in collections.”
November 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
[EMAIL FROM AN APP YOU SIGNED UP FOR A FREE TRIAL WITH TO SEND A PDF IN 2018] “Happy Thanksgiving from your friends at OneTrust™ 🧡 Your account is in collections.”
the spotify algorithm still suggesting me songs off my halloween playlist two days before thanksgiving
November 25, 2025 at 1:49 PM
the spotify algorithm still suggesting me songs off my halloween playlist two days before thanksgiving
if you need to thaw your turkey for thanksgiving remember not to take it out of the freezer until 8 am on thursday at the earliest to prevent contamination
November 25, 2025 at 1:24 PM
if you need to thaw your turkey for thanksgiving remember not to take it out of the freezer until 8 am on thursday at the earliest to prevent contamination
@thebennatan.bsky.social you went to business school, is it a good thing when companies start saying “we’re not Enron” unprompted?
In the memo, “Nvidia also responds to claims that the ‘current situation is analogous to historical accounting frauds (Enron, WorldCom, Lucent) that featured vendor financing and SPVs [special purpose vehicles.)’”
@barrons.com $NVDA
@firstadopter.bsky.social
www.barrons.com/articles/nvi...
@barrons.com $NVDA
@firstadopter.bsky.social
www.barrons.com/articles/nvi...
November 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
@thebennatan.bsky.social you went to business school, is it a good thing when companies start saying “we’re not Enron” unprompted?
Tatsuya Imai how do you feel about raw milk?
RT @JomboyMedia: Imai Tatsuya would rather beat a team like the Dodgers than play with them
November 24, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Tatsuya Imai how do you feel about raw milk?
[INCREDIBLY REALISTIC LOOKING GIF OF A MAN BEING VERTICALLY SAWN IN HALF. THERE’S NO SIGNS OF IT BEING AI GENERATED AND NO ONE CAN RECOGNIZE IT FROM ANY FILM OR SHOW] they’re doing this to me at work.
November 24, 2025 at 7:42 PM
[INCREDIBLY REALISTIC LOOKING GIF OF A MAN BEING VERTICALLY SAWN IN HALF. THERE’S NO SIGNS OF IT BEING AI GENERATED AND NO ONE CAN RECOGNIZE IT FROM ANY FILM OR SHOW] they’re doing this to me at work.
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A national bond that transcends race, religion, politics and class is our shared agreement that the Muppets are real. They are real people with jobs and lives. Listen to that crowd screaming. They know they're seeing a celebrity.
Sabrina Carpenter arrests Miss Piggy at the final show of her Short n’ Sweet tour in Los Angeles.
(📸: prfctsabrinas | Twitter/X)
(📸: prfctsabrinas | Twitter/X)
November 24, 2025 at 6:02 PM
A national bond that transcends race, religion, politics and class is our shared agreement that the Muppets are real. They are real people with jobs and lives. Listen to that crowd screaming. They know they're seeing a celebrity.
court martial-ing Mark Kelly to put him on trial for saying “don’t do illegal things just because Trump tells you to” should count as donation to his 2028 campaign.
Hegseth is now threatening to recall Sen. Mark Kelly to active duty in order to court martial him.
November 24, 2025 at 6:08 PM
court martial-ing Mark Kelly to put him on trial for saying “don’t do illegal things just because Trump tells you to” should count as donation to his 2028 campaign.
The Grok AI is essentially trapped in a reverse “I have no mouth” situation.
if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself
November 24, 2025 at 4:46 PM
The Grok AI is essentially trapped in a reverse “I have no mouth” situation.
she* will be hearing from me tonight
*the only crisis line volunteer they determined was credentialed enough to field my calls
*the only crisis line volunteer they determined was credentialed enough to field my calls
November 24, 2025 at 1:22 AM
she* will be hearing from me tonight
*the only crisis line volunteer they determined was credentialed enough to field my calls
*the only crisis line volunteer they determined was credentialed enough to field my calls
go birds
November 24, 2025 at 12:48 AM
go birds
and you expect me to celebrate a holiday about giving thanks in four days?
November 24, 2025 at 12:44 AM
and you expect me to celebrate a holiday about giving thanks in four days?
if I had watched this game without the knowledge that I watched this team win a Super Bowl this current calendar year I would have turned into the Joker five separate times
November 24, 2025 at 12:38 AM
if I had watched this game without the knowledge that I watched this team win a Super Bowl this current calendar year I would have turned into the Joker five separate times
fourth quarter cowboys-eagles
November 24, 2025 at 12:29 AM
fourth quarter cowboys-eagles
it’s gonna be a brutal week of discourse and this team absolutely deserves it.
November 24, 2025 at 12:23 AM
it’s gonna be a brutal week of discourse and this team absolutely deserves it.
everything going on with AJ Brown has kinda overshadowed how DeVonta is on his way to becoming the greatest drafted skills player in Eagles history
November 23, 2025 at 10:20 PM
everything going on with AJ Brown has kinda overshadowed how DeVonta is on his way to becoming the greatest drafted skills player in Eagles history
tonight is for jfk
November 23, 2025 at 3:33 PM
tonight is for jfk
Notre Dame up 21-0 on the Orangemen in the 1st Quarter
November 22, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Notre Dame up 21-0 on the Orangemen in the 1st Quarter
america used to build things. we used to have malls in the sky.
November 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
america used to build things. we used to have malls in the sky.
“The great Saul Goodman, folks. You remember Saul? Got tied up in some nasty things, some very nasty people, but he’s apologized. He did his time. His real name isn’t Saul, by the way. People don’t know that. Used a fake name. It’s smart, it’s what smart people do. I would.”
Vince Gilligan on what Saul Goodman is doing now post-‘BETTER CALL SAUL’:
“I think Trump pardoned him, I think he’s out that’s what I think, kinda tracks doesn’t it?”
#BetterCallSaul #VinceGilligan #SaulGoodman
“I think Trump pardoned him, I think he’s out that’s what I think, kinda tracks doesn’t it?”
#BetterCallSaul #VinceGilligan #SaulGoodman
November 22, 2025 at 3:21 PM
“The great Saul Goodman, folks. You remember Saul? Got tied up in some nasty things, some very nasty people, but he’s apologized. He did his time. His real name isn’t Saul, by the way. People don’t know that. Used a fake name. It’s smart, it’s what smart people do. I would.”
zohran is going to personally escort trump to a broadway show in his first month as mayor and immediately be given a blank check to reshape new york more than anyone since robert moses.
November 21, 2025 at 10:25 PM
zohran is going to personally escort trump to a broadway show in his first month as mayor and immediately be given a blank check to reshape new york more than anyone since robert moses.
what do you think it’d like being don jr. knowing your dad’s never looked at you the way he did at zohran?
November 21, 2025 at 10:21 PM
what do you think it’d like being don jr. knowing your dad’s never looked at you the way he did at zohran?