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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 53m

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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 3h

obviously an even more fitting bit would be if they end up being the only team that actually gets eliminated today.

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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 4h

it’d be a good bit if the phillies were technically the last team eliminated from the divisional round just due to scheduling.

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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 5h

...oh, so Lin-Manuel is *in* this new Mountain Goats album.

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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 5h

[WATCHING THE VIDEO FROM THE RING] grok is this real?

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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 8h

okay, I’ve come around. it’s good this series is happening; it might finally break the three decade psychosis this series of children’s books has had on people.

Harry Potter Media @harrypottermedia.bsky.social · 12h

John Lithgow as Professor Albus Dumbledore on set of the upcoming “Harry Potter” HBO Max Original series.

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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 9h

wearing a “Phils, hit a home run here!” shirt to tonight’s game and watching Trea Turner single me out in the crowd so security can shoot me in the head.

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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 1d

yankees hatewatch while the phillies are down two games to none

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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 1d

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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 1d

alternatively this is just doing the thing where you let your 16 year old dog eat a big steak before his vet appointment.

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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 1d

“We’re going to taint the memory of everything you love,” announces Thomson

Todd Zolecki @toddzolecki.bsky.social · 1d

The Phillies will wear the powder blues in LA this week. Left the grays at home.

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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 1d

what goes on year in and year out in the AFC North is amoral and an affront to our nation’s values.

NFL Daily News @fantasynflnews.bsky.social · 1d

Rap: Joe Flacco traded to the Bengals.

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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 1d

For the first time all postseason you had the wind at your back and you made the decision to grind things down into 1st gear. It's cowardly decision making that says you wanted to make sure you had a good excuse for a loss this morning more than you wanted a win last night.

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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 1d

Every explanation Rob Thomson's given for the bunt/non-pinch runner decision in the 9th inning last night makes sense if you're anticipating playing in the 10th but you had just gotten three straight hits and had a man on 2nd with nobody out.

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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 1d

the phillies when you ask them about playing at the bank during red october:

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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 1d

give it maybe four months until she announces that she’s “handing off the position for new challenges” after “successfully changing the culture of the newsroom”

max tani @maxtani.bsky.social · 1d

Bari Weiss introduced herself to CBS News staff today on the network's 9AM call, saying she wants to "win," which requires restoring trust to CBS. She also said she was excited for staff to get to know the Free Press, and ended her remarks by saying: "Let's do the fucking news."

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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 1d

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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 1d

Joel Embiid went out there and played a playoff series with Bell's Palsy. This Phillies lineup couldn't dream of that.

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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 1d

I see a lot of people comparing the Phillies to the Sixers and like I get it but you need to clarify that the Phillies are worse. The Sixers blow it and choke because their star player's body physically breaks down on the court. The Phillies' stars just quit.

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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 1d

this ends with a first pitch groundout and a mass suicide event.

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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 1d

‪tie game right now if he just stepped up to plate and got himself ejected.‬

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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 1d

there was exactly one thing Bryson Stott couldn’t do to keep this game alive and he found a way to do it lmao.

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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 1d

phillies I am begging you to cyberbully me into logging off

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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 2d

It’s genuinely impressive how they found a way to ruin the Duran entrance on top of everything. They really couldn’t let us have one thing.

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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 2d

If you honestly thought that Kepler triple was going to lead to a comeback, you have a bright and beautiful soul. Never let them take that from you.

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