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i lost the ability to read in a freak clean and jerk accident in 1989. please be gentle. he/him
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people sometimes ask me, bluesky user swolecialism.bsky.social, what exactly is Swolecialism? well, the theory is sometimes complex but this is praxis:
vice news article: "These Two Brides Completed A Tandem Deadlift During Their Wedding Ceremony" subhead "Individually, we are strong, capable women, but together we are stronger" and then a picture of two women in wedding dresses doing a tandem deadlift (with two side spotters)
swolecialism.bsky.social
If she is bluesky's problematic political would, people aren't trying very hard
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buttplug.engineer
Do you ever think about there are people posting on this site who weren’t alive for The Great Outdoor Fight
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iwriteok.bsky.social
a lot of people are finally waking up to the importance of the 3rd amendment. As a 3A absolutist, i think it should be illegal for soldiers to be quartered anywhere in this country. they should be camping under the open sky at all times. all military bases and barracks are unconstitutional.
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nora.zone
hello would you like an archive of baseball cards starting in 1865 if not thats fine i just dropped this commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Categor...
Category:Baseball cards by year - Wikimedia Commons
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swolecialism.bsky.social
I wanna see a third baseman with mutton chops
swolecialism.bsky.social
I think that baseball players should only be allowed to wear facial hair that was current and fashionable in 1871
swolecialism.bsky.social
K1m are you trying to work yourself to death or something ?
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ianboudreau.com
What do you mean "possible rise," dude is at the top of the pack. He is the literal pope
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dillo.media
mcdonal is doing the monopoly thing again and if you didn't know, it's considered a sweepstakes which means they need what's called an "alternative method of entry" for people who don't want to pay. you can request free game pieces (which occasionally are free food) 5 times per day here
Alternate Method of Entry || Get Started
Monopoly Game at McDonald's
amoe.playatmcd.com
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kissphoria.bsky.social
Trying to do videos for my stories, here's one I did today. Sorry I look crazy sweaty but it's hot dude
swolecialism.bsky.social
it's random, or kinda random selection, like regular jury duty. but it's also easy for prosecutors to get indictments because they just have to show that they have some evidence for the charge, and nobody gets to rebut them or argue with them.
swolecialism.bsky.social
you can call her a dogkiller on tv, it's legal and true
amb.fyi
in the second cnn portland city councilor hit of the day, the anchor couldn’t keep a straight face
swolecialism.bsky.social
look i cannot predict the future but jot me down as skeptical that the way to win is to bleat like goats at every event that crosses your timeline
swolecialism.bsky.social
i should get one of those doorman clicker counter things for how many times a day i see posts about some event or another that big resist accounts are hollering "has to be everywhere on a loop" like how much space do you think is available for running this stuff on a loop
swolecialism.bsky.social
this is disputed, some say the alsace region can also produce grandjurors/großjurors
swolecialism.bsky.social
put the computer back in the enclosure. we are no longer asking.
beijingpalmer.bsky.social
however even they will only be allowed to use it in the Internet Room.
swolecialism.bsky.social
This is just every souls like to me
pitchingninja.com
All 8 of the Blue Jays Pitchers from Yesterday (overlay)
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passivelurker.bsky.social
"Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. One for that guy you want to kill, and another for if he has an even worse friend."