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i lost the ability to read in a freak clean and jerk accident in 1989. please be gentle. he/him
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people sometimes ask me, bluesky user swolecialism.bsky.social, what exactly is Swolecialism? well, the theory is sometimes complex but this is praxis:
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icy moon update:
November 25, 2025 at 2:52 PM
icy moon update:
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Fun to see that nobody in the quote tweets read the article though. Thats good.
November 25, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Fun to see that nobody in the quote tweets read the article though. Thats good.
Which is to say, this is a story about agricultural pollution. And also there's a data center nearby, and I guess people love to get mad at the idea of data centers now, so throw it in
November 25, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Which is to say, this is a story about agricultural pollution. And also there's a data center nearby, and I guess people love to get mad at the idea of data centers now, so throw it in
This is a very strangely framed article that feels badly stitched together from two other articles
How Oregon’s Data Center Boom Is Supercharging a Water Crisis
Amazon has come to the state’s eastern farmland, worsening a water pollution problem that’s been linked to cancer and miscarriages.
Rolling Stone reports in collaboration with @thefern.org: www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
Amazon has come to the state’s eastern farmland, worsening a water pollution problem that’s been linked to cancer and miscarriages.
Rolling Stone reports in collaboration with @thefern.org: www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
November 25, 2025 at 1:59 AM
This is a very strangely framed article that feels badly stitched together from two other articles
TOWER OF SKULLS VOLUME 2 WHEN
November 25, 2025 at 12:56 AM
TOWER OF SKULLS VOLUME 2 WHEN
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Gender
November 25, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Gender
"Expected to open in 2028" lol
November 25, 2025 at 12:33 AM
"Expected to open in 2028" lol
Rent comes down if the supply of housing grows faster than the population does
November 25, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Rent comes down if the supply of housing grows faster than the population does
(Well, anywhere where I could access a service box, obviously)
November 25, 2025 at 12:19 AM
(Well, anywhere where I could access a service box, obviously)
I had an uncle who was incredibly spook-coded (small plane pilot, quietly knowing, crack shot) who did something for Bell Long Distance for a while. He gave me a linemans handset and showed me how to make free phone calls from anywhere before cell phones were common
November 25, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I had an uncle who was incredibly spook-coded (small plane pilot, quietly knowing, crack shot) who did something for Bell Long Distance for a while. He gave me a linemans handset and showed me how to make free phone calls from anywhere before cell phones were common
Hooting and hollering as his work history at Bell Longlines proves to be a crucial skill
November 25, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Hooting and hollering as his work history at Bell Longlines proves to be a crucial skill
Theres a little known refinement of Chekov's Gun known as Lineman's Gun where if a character is established at having telephone lineman experience it will prove to be crucial to resolving the plot. This basically only ever comes up in Three Days Of The Condor
November 25, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Theres a little known refinement of Chekov's Gun known as Lineman's Gun where if a character is established at having telephone lineman experience it will prove to be crucial to resolving the plot. This basically only ever comes up in Three Days Of The Condor
They're right and they should say it
November 25, 2025 at 12:04 AM
They're right and they should say it
I feel like we are shaping the boundaries of Woke 2, here
November 25, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I feel like we are shaping the boundaries of Woke 2, here
Yeah, it popped faster than he was expecting and I was in the line of fire
November 24, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Yeah, it popped faster than he was expecting and I was in the line of fire
My dad hit me in the nuts with a champagne cork when I was a kid
November 24, 2025 at 11:54 PM
My dad hit me in the nuts with a champagne cork when I was a kid
Quit hogging all the sun you capitalist pigs
November 24, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Quit hogging all the sun you capitalist pigs
Frowning deeply as I eat a bite of angel hair pasta, the most fasces-like of pastas from Fascist Italy
November 24, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Frowning deeply as I eat a bite of angel hair pasta, the most fasces-like of pastas from Fascist Italy
Yeah but then they give macguyver another silver star for it
November 24, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Yeah but then they give macguyver another silver star for it
10,000 gyoza
November 24, 2025 at 10:56 PM
10,000 gyoza
Star Trek: "It's important that we don't interfere in the customs of the natives"
Colonel MacGuyver, USAF: "Man, these people are chattel slaves. fuck that. let's kill all the overseers"
Colonel MacGuyver, USAF: "Man, these people are chattel slaves. fuck that. let's kill all the overseers"
November 24, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Star Trek: "It's important that we don't interfere in the customs of the natives"
Colonel MacGuyver, USAF: "Man, these people are chattel slaves. fuck that. let's kill all the overseers"
Colonel MacGuyver, USAF: "Man, these people are chattel slaves. fuck that. let's kill all the overseers"
[me watching the show] Well, wait a minute, why don't they just blow it up
[a main character, 5 seconds later] "I think we should just blow it up instead"
[a main character, 5 seconds later] "I think we should just blow it up instead"
November 24, 2025 at 10:48 PM
[me watching the show] Well, wait a minute, why don't they just blow it up
[a main character, 5 seconds later] "I think we should just blow it up instead"
[a main character, 5 seconds later] "I think we should just blow it up instead"
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Offer Vince Shlomi said the assassination of Charlie Kirk inspired him to run for office.
‘ShamWow’ guy running for Texas House seat
Offer Vince Shlomi, commonly known as the “ShamWow guy” after his series of towel informercials, is running for a House seat in Texas with a pitch to “soak up the swamp,” according to primary…
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November 24, 2025 at 10:41 PM
real range of chins on display here