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i lost the ability to read in a freak clean and jerk accident in 1989. please be gentle. he/him
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people sometimes ask me, bluesky user swolecialism.bsky.social, what exactly is Swolecialism? well, the theory is sometimes complex but this is praxis:
This is a very strangely framed article that feels badly stitched together from two other articles
How Oregon’s Data Center Boom Is Supercharging a Water Crisis
Amazon has come to the state’s eastern farmland, worsening a water pollution problem that’s been linked to cancer and miscarriages.
Rolling Stone reports in collaboration with @thefern.org: www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
Amazon has come to the state’s eastern farmland, worsening a water pollution problem that’s been linked to cancer and miscarriages.
Rolling Stone reports in collaboration with @thefern.org: www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
November 25, 2025 at 1:59 AM
This is a very strangely framed article that feels badly stitched together from two other articles
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Theres a little known refinement of Chekov's Gun known as Lineman's Gun where if a character is established at having telephone lineman experience it will prove to be crucial to resolving the plot. This basically only ever comes up in Three Days Of The Condor
November 25, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Theres a little known refinement of Chekov's Gun known as Lineman's Gun where if a character is established at having telephone lineman experience it will prove to be crucial to resolving the plot. This basically only ever comes up in Three Days Of The Condor
They're right and they should say it
November 25, 2025 at 12:04 AM
They're right and they should say it
Frowning deeply as I eat a bite of angel hair pasta, the most fasces-like of pastas from Fascist Italy
November 24, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Frowning deeply as I eat a bite of angel hair pasta, the most fasces-like of pastas from Fascist Italy
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real range of chins on display here
Offer Vince Shlomi said the assassination of Charlie Kirk inspired him to run for office.
‘ShamWow’ guy running for Texas House seat
Offer Vince Shlomi, commonly known as the “ShamWow guy” after his series of towel informercials, is running for a House seat in Texas with a pitch to “soak up the swamp,” according to primary…
www.kxan.com
November 24, 2025 at 10:41 PM
real range of chins on display here
having a delightful dr. pepper
November 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
having a delightful dr. pepper
the science fiction StarX franchise for the discerning adult is and has always been Gate, not wars nor trek
November 24, 2025 at 9:25 PM
the science fiction StarX franchise for the discerning adult is and has always been Gate, not wars nor trek
this particular Procedurally Generated Small Child Disease has kicked my ass a lot more than they usually do, ngl
November 24, 2025 at 6:54 PM
this particular Procedurally Generated Small Child Disease has kicked my ass a lot more than they usually do, ngl
cotton is one of those plants where the more you know about it the more it seems facially insane that we can wear affordable cotton-based clothing
November 24, 2025 at 6:39 PM
cotton is one of those plants where the more you know about it the more it seems facially insane that we can wear affordable cotton-based clothing
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Hey did you know that the infamously reliable Go Devil engine in Willys Jeeps from WWII recommended piston ring replacements every 100 hours?
November 24, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Hey did you know that the infamously reliable Go Devil engine in Willys Jeeps from WWII recommended piston ring replacements every 100 hours?
i dont know how i never computed that tactical breach wizards was a tom francis game until the first level when it started telling me to defenestrate people
November 24, 2025 at 4:30 PM
i dont know how i never computed that tactical breach wizards was a tom francis game until the first level when it started telling me to defenestrate people
Great news! I think.
While lower levels of fat deep in the abdomen also help to keep the brain youthful, maintaining muscle appears to be a crucial contributor to cerebral health, according to the research. on.ft.com/4odFfPy
November 24, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Great news! I think.
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The Only Children of White Collar Professional Parents In The 1990s website is uniquely badly-positioned to have good memories or holiday food
November 24, 2025 at 1:35 AM
The Only Children of White Collar Professional Parents In The 1990s website is uniquely badly-positioned to have good memories or holiday food
Something almost as stale and flavorless as your mom's overcooked turkeys are the annual "turkey sucks" ""hot"" """takes"""
November 24, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Something almost as stale and flavorless as your mom's overcooked turkeys are the annual "turkey sucks" ""hot"" """takes"""
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I'm not the guy you kill, I'm the guy you buy! Are you so fucking blind that you don't even see what I am? I sold out Arthur for eighty grand and a three year contract. I'm the easiest part of your problem, and you're gonna kill me, Charlie Brown?
Nobody trusts anyone anymore, Charlie Brown
We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I'm not the guy you kill, I'm the guy you buy! Are you so fucking blind that you don't even see what I am? I sold out Arthur for eighty grand and a three year contract. I'm the easiest part of your problem, and you're gonna kill me, Charlie Brown?
I've had the smart features turned off on my Gmail for years because otherwise I never delete shit I don't need😤
November 23, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I've had the smart features turned off on my Gmail for years because otherwise I never delete shit I don't need😤
Hmns terracotta warriors exhibit 👍
November 23, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Hmns terracotta warriors exhibit 👍
And who knows who's fucking in the white house, also very important to court dynamics
As always, who fucking knows what's going on in the White House.
November 23, 2025 at 6:55 PM
And who knows who's fucking in the white house, also very important to court dynamics
Rodgler Sturdy Watch
NEWS: Aaron Rodgers will miss the Pittsburgh Steelers’ Week 12 game against the Chicago Bears on Sunday due to a left wrist fracture suffered last week.
Mason Rudolph will get the start.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/683...
Mason Rudolph will get the start.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/683...
November 23, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Rodgler Sturdy Watch
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Happy 13th anniversary to perhaps the funniest NFL play of all time: The Buttfumble
November 22, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Happy 13th anniversary to perhaps the funniest NFL play of all time: The Buttfumble
Ever since a little boy, i have wanted to be large and dumb
November 22, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Ever since a little boy, i have wanted to be large and dumb
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oh my goddddd also also ASPIRIN? my dead ex
he ate so much burger that his cum literally tasted like tallow. it was repulsive
he ate so much burger that his cum literally tasted like tallow. it was repulsive
October 18, 2023 at 4:17 AM
oh my goddddd also also ASPIRIN? my dead ex
he ate so much burger that his cum literally tasted like tallow. it was repulsive
he ate so much burger that his cum literally tasted like tallow. it was repulsive
Im disappointed in a lot of you. We are seasoned, hardened 38 year old veterans of the internet. And yet youre falling for this and claiming to be shocked? Really? Where is your grit
November 22, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Im disappointed in a lot of you. We are seasoned, hardened 38 year old veterans of the internet. And yet youre falling for this and claiming to be shocked? Really? Where is your grit