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Some Brown Man 💁🏾‍♂️

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“I’m not one to sit and spin ‘cause living well is the best revenge…” -R.E.M.

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Some Brown Man 💁🏾‍♂️ @somebrownman.bsky.social · May 3

Verified Brown Man ✔️

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Some Brown Man 💁🏾‍♂️ @somebrownman.bsky.social · 3h

The third mistake was saving dishes and laundry for the hung-over morning after instead of drunk Friday night

Some Brown Man 💁🏾‍♂️ @somebrownman.bsky.social · 3h

You deserve the best! Plus I am proud of you for fangs-and-boobs.

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Some Brown Man 💁🏾‍♂️ @somebrownman.bsky.social · 3h

Absolutely not, I was assuming a certain asshole from your recent past got one of those random phone number apps and saw your skeet and is being the asshole he always was.

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Some Brown Man 💁🏾‍♂️ @somebrownman.bsky.social · 3h

Morty Skeet 10 mg po qHS

Some Brown Man 💁🏾‍♂️ @somebrownman.bsky.social · 4h

If he cared, he wouldn’t worry about what’s over the most important parts

Some Brown Man 💁🏾‍♂️ @somebrownman.bsky.social · 4h

Time for KCl bolus

Some Brown Man 💁🏾‍♂️ @somebrownman.bsky.social · 4h

Also, any correlation to a certain skeet involving fangs and boobs?

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Some Brown Man 💁🏾‍♂️ @somebrownman.bsky.social · 4h

Sorry to say but the most likely possibility is you-know-who

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Some Brown Man 💁🏾‍♂️ @somebrownman.bsky.social · 4h

Diphenhydramine is brain poison

Some Brown Man 💁🏾‍♂️ @somebrownman.bsky.social · 5h

Depends on gender and species. Male humans are hole-limited due to dual-utility genitalia.

Some Brown Man 💁🏾‍♂️ @somebrownman.bsky.social · 5h

The second mistake is deciding that the best way to clean out the liquor cabinet is finishing any opened bottles.

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Some Brown Man 💁🏾‍♂️ @somebrownman.bsky.social · 5h

Seven years ago I was crushing hard on this much younger super hot chick. Seven years later I’m still crushing hard on her while she’s fast asleep in our bed.