Some Brown Man 💁🏾♂️
@somebrownman.bsky.social
“I’m not one to sit and spin
‘cause living well is the best revenge…”
-R.E.M.
‘cause living well is the best revenge…”
-R.E.M.
Pinned
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guys I think what we've all learned (perhaps long before this point) is that the world is run by lying sex creeps and lying creeps who support lying sex creeps and it's on us what to decide to do about that
August 1, 2025 at 8:53 PM
guys I think what we've all learned (perhaps long before this point) is that the world is run by lying sex creeps and lying creeps who support lying sex creeps and it's on us what to decide to do about that
Better Off Dick
The Fast and the FurryDicks
Titandick
January 31, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Better Off Dick
Basdick Instdickt
Titandick
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Dick
January 31, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Basdick Instdickt
Dick Wick
Fun with Dick and Dick
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Dick
January 31, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Dick Wick
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Dick
Brokedick Mountain
January 31, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Dick
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Shitpost
Fried Green Shitposts
Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Shitposts
January 31, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Shitpost
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As seen on r/nursing
Alex Pretti's coworkers taking a moment of silence to honor him
Alex Pretti's coworkers taking a moment of silence to honor him
January 26, 2026 at 10:01 PM
As seen on r/nursing
Alex Pretti's coworkers taking a moment of silence to honor him
Alex Pretti's coworkers taking a moment of silence to honor him
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Ilhan Omar is an American hero. www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
January 28, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Ilhan Omar is an American hero. www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
The most fearsome and fearless people on the planet are white women.
This is how I fell madly in love with and chose to procreate with one.
This is how I fell madly in love with and chose to procreate with one.
January 16, 2026 at 4:17 AM
The most fearsome and fearless people on the planet are white women.
This is how I fell madly in love with and chose to procreate with one.
This is how I fell madly in love with and chose to procreate with one.
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every day on this website
January 10, 2026 at 7:24 PM
every day on this website
The greatest evidence against intelligent design of the universe is the patriarchy.
January 6, 2026 at 11:50 AM
The greatest evidence against intelligent design of the universe is the patriarchy.
The greatest evidence that the earth is round and not flat is the existence of boobs.
January 6, 2026 at 11:48 AM
The greatest evidence that the earth is round and not flat is the existence of boobs.
is she really hot or did the viagra finally kick in: a love story
am i having some sort of brain episode or are my glasses dirty: a love story
January 6, 2026 at 11:37 AM
is she really hot or did the viagra finally kick in: a love story
Is a butt a pair of buttcheeks or is each butt cheek actually a butt? I like the idea of a right and left butt.
January 5, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Is a butt a pair of buttcheeks or is each butt cheek actually a butt? I like the idea of a right and left butt.
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If it wasn't for capitalism, childhood trauma, and mental illness I would really be killing it right now.
January 5, 2026 at 12:27 AM
If it wasn't for capitalism, childhood trauma, and mental illness I would really be killing it right now.
Still losing my religion, R.E.M.
Please advise.
Please advise.
Still all she wants to do is dance, Don Henley. Please advise.
Still just need an ace of spades, Motörhead. Please advise.
January 4, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Still losing my religion, R.E.M.
Please advise.
Please advise.
Shower: Bet you like this nice warm water, huh?
Me: Uh oh.
Shower: FREEZE MOTHERFUCKER!
Me: [desperately turns up hot water]
Shower: BURN ASSHOLE HA HA HA HA!
Me: Uh oh.
Shower: FREEZE MOTHERFUCKER!
Me: [desperately turns up hot water]
Shower: BURN ASSHOLE HA HA HA HA!
January 4, 2026 at 12:09 PM
Shower: Bet you like this nice warm water, huh?
Me: Uh oh.
Shower: FREEZE MOTHERFUCKER!
Me: [desperately turns up hot water]
Shower: BURN ASSHOLE HA HA HA HA!
Me: Uh oh.
Shower: FREEZE MOTHERFUCKER!
Me: [desperately turns up hot water]
Shower: BURN ASSHOLE HA HA HA HA!
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In case anyone is keeping track, the last Republican President to NOT invade another country and depose its leader was Gerald Ford.
January 4, 2026 at 4:20 AM
In case anyone is keeping track, the last Republican President to NOT invade another country and depose its leader was Gerald Ford.
MTV is officially ending all of its music channels.
In honor of that, whats your favorite music video?
In honor of that, whats your favorite music video?
January 4, 2026 at 4:12 AM
MTV is officially ending all of its music channels.
In honor of that, whats your favorite music video?
In honor of that, whats your favorite music video?
I have a psychiatry joke, but it’s your mom.
I have a urology joke, but it's already leaked out.
January 4, 2026 at 4:01 AM
I have a psychiatry joke, but it’s your mom.
Nothing changes on New Year’s Day.
January 2, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Nothing changes on New Year’s Day.
Failure in my career, in my relationship, as a father, as a son, as a Bluesky poster. At least I’m consistent.
December 19, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Failure in my career, in my relationship, as a father, as a son, as a Bluesky poster. At least I’m consistent.
Shingles vaccine: highly recommend getting.
Getting shingles: 0/10 do not recommend. Severely impedes Bluesky capacities.
Getting shingles: 0/10 do not recommend. Severely impedes Bluesky capacities.
December 12, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Shingles vaccine: highly recommend getting.
Getting shingles: 0/10 do not recommend. Severely impedes Bluesky capacities.
Getting shingles: 0/10 do not recommend. Severely impedes Bluesky capacities.